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2026-04-23 17:41:47 UTC

my ladder blew off a windy roof this morning. i found another way down and when i got around the corner, an old man was yelling up to the roof to see if he could help as if i was stranded.
i told him i got down and i didnt need help. he tipped his hat and said, as if he was impersonating sam elliot "its how we do round here."
i laughed aloud and remembered to thank him, running to the corner of the building, but there was no one there.
i went inside and asked around but no one had seen him. it was as if this old man flew away.
what the hell waa that? why cant i get magical old man help like this for important stuff.

2026-04-21 19:10:42 UTC

i mean, i guess its funny that someone signed me up to get all this aarp email spam

2026-04-21 01:01:05 UTC

i've made cookies four times now. i'm pretty much an expert at everything now.
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2026-04-17 18:58:48 UTC

i think when a white guy gets those little jail tats all over his skin and wears cornrows, it's all over, he should just delete himself. he's given up. he has no pride. no self respect. he's a clown.

2026-04-17 18:38:53 UTC

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wikipedia says white people arent real. no one will do anything about it.

2026-04-13 19:57:28 UTC

idk about this new job.
the boss starts these drunken weekend installs and then demands that i finish them first thing monday morning. he left me a weird voicemail slurring that he accidentally backed the van into the condenser because he was thinking about buttcheeks.
well, looks like i gotta figure this one out alone because he's sleeping in (again).
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2026-04-13 15:39:21 UTC

microsoft stole $30 and the only support i get is from jeets asking fot my personal information

2026-04-13 13:02:43 UTC

i don't think any of you are doing enough for the white race. i mean seriously, did even one of you vandalize a jewish cemetery over the weekend?

2026-04-12 19:09:37 UTC

my EDC. not pictured is my Gerber Multitool. it doesn't have a lot of options, but the screwdriver, cutters and pliers are great. strong enough for most jobs.
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2026-04-10 17:32:43 UTC

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its one of those vocab brainwash tricks. calling it the passing lane instead of the fastlane doesnt allow them to interpret the meaning.

2026-04-10 17:09:32 UTC

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its the passing lane. there is no fast lane.

2026-04-10 14:04:05 UTC

i feel like "how-to-drive-on-the-highway" need to be reviewed, as i am awesome and everyone else isn't.
Lane Usage on a Three Lane Highway:
the center lane is for travel. this is the lane for people to set their crusie control to the speed limit or above.
the left lane is for passing and emergency vehicles.
the right lane is for entering and exiting. this is also the lane for vehicles traveling under the speed limit.
obviously, these rules do not apply to crazy people and nons because they are impulsive animals that we're forced to coexist with.
i hope these very simple rules of the road help you get to your destination in a safe and pleasurable manner.

2026-04-09 15:20:59 UTC

reporting pajeet truck drivers for safety violations to the number on the back of the truck is the right thing to do

2026-04-08 20:25:17 UTC

antifa walk around being annoying faggots IRL. they're constantly protesting something. they don't even hide it. you can reach out and touch them.
but, ya, women are on the internet.
i can see why you would focus on things that affect your entertainment instead of your actual world. it's kind of like how your parents used to type LOCK HER UP instead of burning a niggers house down. i guess it's just easier but it still feels like doing something.

2026-04-07 14:26:02 UTC

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https://youtu.be/9RwdnQ64_2U

2026-04-07 10:59:34 UTC

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yes. americans used to be white.

2026-04-07 01:12:36 UTC

i don't really care about AI image generation. this doesn't sell me.
what does sell me is the prospect of cleaning my house and washing my clothes. i really like telling my robot vacuum to clean up the room i just made a mess in. i'd like a robot to change and clean my bedsheets and pillowcases every single day. i want the countertops wiped down daily and the toilet cleaned often. i want a mr handy.

2026-04-03 15:14:26 UTC

it was kinda short-sighted of your ancestors to build their cemeteries so small and to place them where they did. they mustve known that half a bullion brown invaders would want that land for they sail foam stores and welfare offices.

2026-04-03 11:29:38 UTC

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geordi looked good in rocky. he must've stopped working out to do reading rainbow.

2026-04-03 11:27:47 UTC

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i loved that part

2026-04-03 11:14:52 UTC

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it changed russians into white negroes, just like leon trotsky wanted. i'd call that a huge success.

2026-03-29 18:38:46 UTC

social media is controls you just like any other media. you're not unique to believe what someone else is telling you to think. you act like youre the first person to discover that women are annoying or that jews control the US. your people are still going extinct no matter how fucking special you think you are.
every generation celebrates the method that their enemy has exploited their pride as a badge of honor. "we're so much better than our parents because we get used for this alien cause and not their alien cause."

2026-03-26 20:22:16 UTC

we coulda had an ethnostate but you can't stop watching cartoons

2026-03-25 21:46:23 UTC

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it sounds like a highly contagious lethal airborne virus that will take out half of humanity. fingers crossed.

2026-03-21 23:54:38 UTC

db's next hairbrained idea to escape this hell: buy raw land a few hours north in the wilderness so that i can escape there on the weekends and take vacations but continue to work around these savage animals and be close to my stubborn family

2026-03-19 12:54:19 UTC

handshakes are for white people. it shouldnt be expected that i touch your brown skin.

2026-03-18 02:05:58 UTC

i worked a few feet from a couple in their late 20s on a first date. i told them i had to work on this broken thing but they didnt move so i had to listen to them talking.
her: really fat. her ass stuck out over the chair. no facial features cuz fat.
him: a potato with receeding hairline
she talked and talked about herself and her ex's and her kids and he was was like "uh huh, uh huh, oh wow, no way, thats so cool" and other fake noises of interest. once he tried ro interject and she corrected him with "let me finish my story"
why tf were these creatures tolerating each other? what is their purpose? was i supposed to tell them how gross they were? maybe they deserve each other, idk.
i hope i forget about them soon

2026-03-18 00:39:58 UTC

theres like a whole fleet of amazon vans delivering until after dark around here.
i rememver like ten years ago everyone promising not to use amazon because of how bad they would be for us. allowing brown invaders to live in our towns working to deliver cheap crap we don't need.
what a bunch of liars and hyprocrites we all are.

2026-03-17 12:06:38 UTC

they're gonna bring millions of displaced iranians, cubans and palestinians here. trump will probably say it will bring down gas prices and everyone will cheer.

2026-03-16 22:27:07 UTC

the ball-peen hammer was orignially called the ball-peener because of it's mushroom shaped head but communists changed it because we were having too much fun saying ball-peener amd we're not allowed to have anything nice
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2026-03-16 02:30:51 UTC

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for some, it's a death cult

2026-03-12 13:25:21 UTC

its weird that jews, who worship the devil, don't allow tattoos

2026-03-11 03:45:00 UTC

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i hope the young family got to keep the house

2026-03-11 03:39:49 UTC

i come from a long line of people who did not inherit their parents house. most people i know are like this. in fact, i've never met anyone who was given a house by anyone for any reason.

2026-03-09 02:31:03 UTC

sorry sleep disorder people. we're not going to do anything with DST again because israel needs more blood.

2026-03-08 18:28:14 UTC

the hardest part of being voted into an office is to be likable

2026-03-08 05:33:04 UTC

i wonder how much young men are spending on their perms

2026-03-07 21:48:24 UTC

you can put thousand island dressing on tacos (as a treat)

2026-03-06 22:55:26 UTC

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my generation blamed the jews. my dad blamed niggers. i bet my grandfather blamed communists and queers.
it's the same game of distraction, just the names change.

2026-03-06 22:40:03 UTC

are you that naive to think that anyone voted to import all these invaders? are you new or something?

2026-03-06 19:58:58 UTC

"see, we call it something like smartpay or smartcard, to appeal to their unfounded sense of superiority. because only dumb people don't share their private information to us. only retards don't use our product."
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2026-03-04 12:44:11 UTC

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i kinda wish every system of the human body had it's own insurance company, just to hear sick people complain about about the endocrine insurance refused to cover anything their digestive insurance overlaps on.

2026-03-04 12:42:13 UTC

my mouth is part of my body. therefore it should be included in my health insurance.

2026-02-20 04:29:06 UTC

do schizophrenics have souls? can they go to heaven? does god fix them in heaven? wouldn't that make them competely different people?

2025-12-05 23:54:32 UTC

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i looked up the nerve you mentioned because i'd never heard of it and all it talked about how it was the longest nerve attached to the intestine.
before you run off to the monastary, please know that i'm sorry i misunderstood you.

2025-12-05 23:16:32 UTC

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thats a very specific diagnosis - the vagus nerve. i'f never heard about that until now. your digestion was all messed up? i woulda ate more salad. i have bo idea how you came to that conclusion.

2025-12-05 21:36:44 UTC

i think stress can make ya sick

2025-12-02 04:37:41 UTC

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it seems that everything good gets corrupted over time. whether jewish subversion or the selfishness of wicked men. it's a character issue. temptation always wins. idk how you keep the men in power from acting on their own vices.

2025-12-02 04:28:57 UTC

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i think so too, but i also think the NSDAP or anything like it, would have been subverted and back to this business of ruin in a few generations. just using different words and different faces.

2025-12-01 23:39:56 UTC

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corrupting a people with these values could lead to any number of governmental styles. not just communism.

2025-12-01 22:50:50 UTC

a lost interview with hitler in 70s argentina:
"...we were going to pretend to kill ourselves and lose ww2 just to ditch goebbels," (goes on for a two hours about how they couldn't stand him, etc) mr hitler continued "...we knew he would kill himself as soon as he lost his status, but we didn't think he was going to kill that wife and all those kids we gave him. geesch. so ein geisteskranker."

2025-11-23 15:43:22 UTC

i'm writing a letter of apology to an old employer where i called him a faggot. i think this is gonna work,
"...as i get older, i've found that i love faggots. i love being around faggots. i hope someday i can be a faggot, like you, because faggots are so great."
i think he's really gonna love that last line so much, i'm gonna have my job back by thanksgiving.

2025-11-21 03:06:33 UTC

i literally wish that someone else would make decisons for me sometimes. je suis ennui.

2025-11-20 01:21:54 UTC

trying my hand at pizza dough. lets see how she rises.
i hope it comes out good because i haven't had good pizza in like six years.

2025-11-19 17:56:22 UTC

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i got that once. it not nearly as bad as you think it will be. they numb everything with a spray. it was really quick too.

2025-11-17 05:14:06 UTC

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wow. i never thought about it that way.
you should build a pipe bomb.

2025-11-16 01:40:12 UTC

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salted butter will stay good for weeks unrefrigerated. keep it under 70F.

2025-11-14 17:47:05 UTC

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i don't think i've ever had a woman manager/supervisor. that must be weird.

2025-11-14 17:33:11 UTC

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i'm poor. i can't afford to have my meals prepared and served to me. i don't have rich tastes. i prefer to make my own food. i don't want to patron browns or have them touch my food. i think the water is dirty.
how many reasons do i have to give this clown?

2025-11-14 17:30:41 UTC

i offended the big boss in the first week because he wants to take me to lunch every other day and i don't want that. i don't want to take an unpaid lunch and wear a fake smille for an hour while this guy blows smoke up my ass about how the company doesnt have money for proper wages, but somehow has money for his lunch.

2025-11-11 03:55:37 UTC

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the america you are holding on to died many generations ago

2025-10-28 00:57:17 UTC

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fair enough.
no-ebt-november is gonna be cool.

2025-10-28 00:44:31 UTC

i'm really looking forward to halloween this year

2025-10-27 03:50:12 UTC

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sure. why not?

2025-10-26 20:55:02 UTC

"you boys are smart. not like those chuds who used to beat me up in highschool. those guys are low iq. we don't like them. they stole my girlfriend and now girls are yucky. you guys are high iq. now send me more superchats so i don't have to work a real job with all those low iq men that will pick on me for being feminine."
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2025-10-25 17:08:23 UTC

i can make bread now. this is first one i made that looks good and has that nice crunch and soft inside without being raw or rock hard.
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2025-10-20 04:25:33 UTC

it won't be long now until the majority of the nation is illiterate. they stopped teaching writing years ago.

2025-10-13 15:20:43 UTC

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i like the part about no niggers

2025-10-07 05:04:00 UTC

a pill to make my body feel like it just slept 8hrs so that i don't need to feel frustrated that i don't sleep anymore

2025-10-03 02:57:09 UTC

i'll bet you money that nigger lips used to be prehensile, so they could better eat fruits and berries growing on trees while they grazed africa.
also i bet they used them to rape.

2025-10-02 02:38:04 UTC

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i'd have a 95% deny rate. i could deny them while they sit in the waiting room. i'd barely have to interview anyone.

2025-09-30 14:10:25 UTC

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is that a real image

2025-09-30 12:55:10 UTC

i wonder if the brown animals that will inherit the earth will celebrate holidays, like the humans once did, or if every day is just rape day

2025-09-25 15:50:29 UTC

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i went to school with a guy who would talk like this through the entire acid trip

2025-09-23 05:03:25 UTC

i think the best part of being dead someday is never having to fall asleep on a schedule to wake up and work a job and laying awake most of the night stressing out about not being asleep instead of actually sleeping

2025-09-21 23:47:05 UTC

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they don't let us watch tv here. but my grandma visists everyday and she's from Stasbourg, so it comes up all the time.

2025-09-21 23:43:46 UTC

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i was just about to post the same thing! i can't even tell you how often i'm thinking about 1518 Stasbourg.

2025-09-18 00:13:18 UTC

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who're they gonna replace him with

2025-09-17 23:32:18 UTC

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some kind of dead charlie kirk joke. abc canceled his show.

2025-09-17 23:29:53 UTC

haha fuck jimmy kimmel. i never like that two faced weirdo. dude's not even funny.

2025-09-17 22:41:39 UTC

my dispatcher wants me. it's prolly cause of my smooth nostrils.

2025-09-17 04:43:31 UTC

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thanks, i was having another night of insomnia, and listening to this on loop helped me sleep 10 hours straight

2025-09-16 01:17:09 UTC

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i see baby black angus a few times a week. theyre not as cute as the browns ones youre posting, but they do play with the other little cows. hopping around and wiggling their little heads.

2025-09-13 22:20:29 UTC

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i recommend the russian dressing

2025-09-12 23:28:17 UTC

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idk, i bet that big head of his would make a nice soup. render it down for a few days in a crockpot. maybe some s&p and a couple onions.

2025-09-12 00:55:30 UTC

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pay a little extra and get the nitrous. no joke, it's great for dental anxiety.

2025-09-11 14:31:06 UTC

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have a great day turk! take a walk and work out those leg cramps. it's starting to smell like fall here. i bet some of your leaves are changing.

2025-09-11 14:28:05 UTC

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the state mandated homosexuality and miscengeny was enough for me to come to this conclusion. the only action we'll see is gun bans.

2025-09-11 05:31:54 UTC

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jews are making it thunder and its scaring the cat and keeping me up. stupid jews.

2025-09-11 03:23:33 UTC

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if my nerves could take it, i'd drink coffee all day long. i wish decaff wasn't so gross.

2025-09-11 02:11:30 UTC

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could you respect hot dogs, if we added brown mustard and raw onions?

2025-09-10 00:00:44 UTC

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i don't even drink and i kinda hate drunk people. i'll go for the arm wrestling contest and horseshoes.
there better not be televisions with niggerball or i'm walking right back out.

2025-09-09 23:55:07 UTC

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its most of the time just beer and old people. the ones that still have some life in them are when there's a caterer subbing out the kitchen, or when the women come in and make a hundred pans of ziti or something for a fund raiser.
those places are dead. it's a shame something doesn't take their place.

2025-09-09 23:41:19 UTC

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yup thats exactly how it is. that have some video gambling in them now too so they spend a lot of time hitting the button and losing money.

2025-09-09 23:29:13 UTC

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i've been in a few for various repairs. it's vietnam era old men drinking. i don't want to hang out at these places. i doubt younger men want to either. vfw is a little different, but not much.

2025-09-09 16:21:39 UTC

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nobody really believes that "god put dinosaur bones to test us." thats just a joke, like flat earth.

2025-09-09 02:31:47 UTC

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when theyre home fussing over tablecloths theyre not out race mixing and destroying society

2025-09-09 01:29:09 UTC

our planet needs a new name. one that doesn't mean 'dirt'

2025-09-08 19:52:03 UTC

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i wonder if all the hollywood royalty that lost their homes last year in that paradise fire will be buying up that gaza beach

2025-09-08 01:21:47 UTC

maybe foot weirdos are decedents of njord and skadi from norse lore
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