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2026-04-30 01:27:12 UTC

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@nprofile…zm7x
I'm just pissed that they have a calendar with Sunday as the last day of the week

2026-04-10 17:27:41 UTC

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@nprofile…s6n3
Reminds me of my question last week
Is it OKAY to say TGIF on Good Friday?

2026-03-29 01:55:34 UTC

My favorite pic of the day
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2026-03-28 18:50:47 UTC

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2026-03-26 03:20:30 UTC

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@nprofile…t0k3
that's not desert, that's Western North Carolina

2026-03-26 01:03:25 UTC

I still find it hard to believe that this river rose 30' and the debris from the landslides and the rushing water, wiped out everything from where the pic was taken to that building in the distance. Trees, grass, and buildings gone, replaced by dirt and boulders.
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2026-03-25 19:40:03 UTC

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@nprofile…jgdk
Doc thinks it may not be what the label says it is, or it may have some adverse effect on me for some reason.

2026-03-25 19:12:13 UTC

I'm home! Doc and I concur that I shouldn't take the supplement anymore, and to take my BP twice a day, in the AM and PM. I see my PCP on Tues, so that should be a fun appointment.
I also found out that my Fe is at 172, which is almost 3X has high as it should be, so I see some phlebotomies in my future.
Thank you all for keeping me sane while I was stressing out

2026-03-25 17:45:50 UTC

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@nprofile…z7z2
scary part is that I felt fine at 166/91
I think it was mostly anxiety when I got to the ER that caused my headache and dizzyness

2026-03-25 17:43:08 UTC

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@nprofile…z7z2
$90 copay unless they admit me, then no charge

2026-03-25 17:41:53 UTC

down to 145/78

2026-03-25 16:51:03 UTC

High BP for 24hrs, now in the ER. Triage had me at 175/85.
To say I'm scared is putting it mildly.
I've taken beet root powder the past 2 days and feel that my body isn't reacting to it like it's supposed to.

2026-03-20 05:16:38 UTC

I was giving serious consideration to trading in my '23 Honda Pilot for a '26 Subaru Outback, as I just wanted a smaller vehicle and the Subaru checked most of the boxes.
I looked at the dimensions, Outback is about 7" shorter in length and 5" in width.
Yes, the Outback gets better mpg's, but how long will I need to drive it to justify the $11,000 cost after trading in the Pilot?

2026-03-19 23:30:41 UTC

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@nprofile…t344
I went through that, trying to match adapters to devices.

2026-03-19 23:20:43 UTC

What in the HG Wells is going on in Asheville, NC?
Asheville, Nc - Expect delays for possible critical police incident just before downtown.
“I-26 west near Asheville - there’s a standoff in the middle of the interstate back traffic up for miles.”

2026-03-19 22:55:14 UTC

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@nprofile…hqna
I have a duffle bag filled with backup cables

2026-03-19 22:44:57 UTC

Finally getting rid of the bin of cables.
Moved this down from NY, and it's been in my closet for two years.
Ethernet, HDMI, toslink, USB and HDMI extender cables, HDMI - USB C, every variant of USB, and more!
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2026-03-19 19:20:11 UTC

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@nprofile…z7z2
I listened in Feb of '24. Have I missed much?
Couldn't take to constant interrupting

2026-03-09 00:23:45 UTC

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@nprofile…jw3y
Why bother?
https://youtu.be/faRwoPW72Ts?si=0NIdbcuew4pMyXY2

2026-03-01 04:32:53 UTC

For all of you with x-wide feet, do Crocs fit?
Looking for something to wear around the aquatic center and in the shower.
I wear a 4E width

2026-02-28 08:59:22 UTC

Does this mean that this weekend's protest' will be pro Ayatollah?

2026-02-27 06:34:56 UTC

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@nprofile…l4kz
There are about 4,000 with full service that can retire now. I don't know how many are vested and can leave for other depts and get a partial pension farther down the line. I know one guy who's waiting for his 5 years then heading to a suburban dept.

2026-02-27 02:41:16 UTC

Installed GrapheneOS on my backup phone. Now I have a new toy to play with

2026-02-25 06:22:51 UTC

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@nprofile…rq7v
Should be a 40 of Colt 45 or OE 800

2026-02-23 02:46:59 UTC

Home from the ER, doc says labs look good as does the CT if my abdomen. No blockages, hernias, or ulcers. Got a couple of scripts to help me out and I see my primary a week from Tues.
Thank you all for keeping me in your thoughts.
3 hours from the time I left til the time I got home.

2026-02-22 15:13:38 UTC

Dear Google, why is it that no matter what I start a search for your first auto complete is "in dogs"?
I haven't had a dog in about 45 years, I don't buy anything for dogs, I don't even search for pictures of dogs. If this is how your AI is working, all I can say is, it's for the dogs.

2026-02-05 18:19:13 UTC

NYC to spend $54,000 per apt to install a $3,800 heat pump.
This is a win for Climate Justice!
https://www.nyc.gov/mayors-office/news/2026/02/mayor-mamdani--nycha-announce--38-4-million-investment-to-bring-

2026-02-04 20:32:31 UTC

Suffering from a severe GERD attack. I haven't had one like this in years. The chest discomfort is discerning, but once it subsides it feels so good. I guess my upper GI tract is so inflamed it's going to take a bit for me to get back to normal.
If I am having a heart attack, it's been going on for 10 days, and 25 minutes on the treadmill didn't kill me, just gave me more gas from deep breathing while exercising. BP, O2, Heartrate and ECG are normal as is my temp.

2026-01-27 16:55:20 UTC

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@nprofile…dlsx
I'll say it again and again, the answer is Cattle Prods

2026-01-24 01:20:11 UTC

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@nprofile…43na
What the fuck do I have a password for if your going to send an email anyway, might as well just use email from the start.

2026-01-24 01:09:36 UTC

Can someone explain this to me.
Webpage asks to confirm my id via either text, email or pssword. I enter my password, then have to confirm via a code sent to my email. Why fucking bother having a GD password if you're just going to use the email anyway?
Of course this is also a company that gives you the option to accept or reject cookies on every page, everytime to visit their site. Must be some elementary school running things

2026-01-23 02:35:18 UTC

Even NYC Transit system is going Linux
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2026-01-11 22:20:36 UTC

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@nprofile…3njl
That would explain all of these trucks getting stuck trying to make turns here in east TN and west NC

2026-01-08 19:30:45 UTC

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@nprofile…4p2j
If he's trying to divert attention away, he's doing a shitty job. If he just shut up and disappeared behind the idiot mayor, then he'd be doing the correct thing.

2026-01-08 12:41:23 UTC

2 cups of coffee, 1 glass of OJ, 1 bowl of oatmeal w/ cinnamon, honey, blueberries, ground flaxseed, & avocado oil, and it's time for the 200 mile R/T to Costco.

2026-01-05 22:09:10 UTC

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@nprofile…syjf
Who?

2026-01-04 09:10:21 UTC

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@nprofile…hqru
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2025-12-29 02:31:47 UTC

I don't care if it's been posted before, but this is wonderful
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2025-12-25 05:42:12 UTC

I drank the glass of milk and ate the cookies. This would be a good thing if I had kids that had put them out for Santa.

2025-12-25 04:18:13 UTC

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2025-12-24 17:19:55 UTC

He's on his way!
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2025-12-19 02:23:42 UTC

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@nprofile…d52w
GEICO had Even a Caveman can do it, if that's not insulting your intelligence

2025-12-16 02:11:04 UTC

I love reading the local FB page.
Person is wondering why the downstairs bathroom overflows, getx asked if they have a septic system, they reply that they don't know, they just bought the house.
Isn't knowing if you have a septic system one of the primary disclosures when uou buy a house?

2025-12-14 22:48:45 UTC

Currently 21 degrees here in TN with a feel like if 11, looking at a low of 8 overnight. Eagerly awaiting Thursday when we go back up to 60

2025-12-08 01:34:11 UTC

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@nprofile…9c3a
Hopefully she keeps getting boosters so that she won't be able to reproduce

2025-12-05 03:41:17 UTC

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2025-12-03 01:34:29 UTC

Jury duty tomorrow, no bags, cell phones, or knives allowed in the courthouse.

2025-11-19 01:14:12 UTC

E-bike riders will soon be able to conveniently charge their devices on NYC sidewalks through the continuation of a pilot program designed to combat lithium-ion battery fires, city officials said on Tuesday.
According to the DOT, the cabinets will have fire-suppression features, real-time battery health monitoring and automatic alerts to the system provider to help ensure safety.
https://www.amny.com/nyc-transit/e-bike-battery-swapping-cabinets-nyc/

2025-11-18 23:46:14 UTC

I'm so excited, I've been summoned for jury duty in my new locale. I might actually decide to participate

2025-11-11 21:58:37 UTC

I find it ridiculous that I'm not allowed to ship friends a bottle of spirits for the holidays.

2025-11-11 16:45:35 UTC

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@nprofile…w4cw
I'm 60 with no heirs looking to buy a condo and will take that 50 mortgage. When I die the bank can have to damn place.

2025-11-10 23:46:35 UTC

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@nprofile…0nnn
I still have some of my Marlboro miles stuff, that's got to be 30 years old.

2025-11-10 03:02:09 UTC

Trying out the new airfryer/toaster oven. Using the included probe to do a chicken breast
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2025-11-07 01:20:59 UTC

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@nprofile…sy9t
Some damn good European bands bringing back the old sound

2025-11-07 01:07:54 UTC

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@nprofile…a4lc
Well, the drummer retire from touring after the last tour which was after he had a stroke, and the singer had throat cancer

2025-11-07 01:03:37 UTC

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@nprofile…a4lc
Have you seen the prices?

2025-11-05 06:30:03 UTC

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@nprofile…gw86
They are called Tards or Tardos

2025-11-05 03:31:13 UTC

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@nprofile…v7h6
Most of the legal immigrants that I came across in my 5 decades of living in NYC do appreciate what we call freedom and are busting their ass to be able to buy a home and send their kids to college. It's the generational public assistance leeches that go full blue, along with the college educated finance and tech bros.

2025-11-01 13:53:45 UTC

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2025-11-01 13:23:22 UTC

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@nprofile…hr3c
It's not for bread, it's for socks and underwear

2025-10-31 18:50:22 UTC

Sitting on the couch sad as all hell as today is 20 years since my sister passed as I was wheeling her to an exam room. I don't ever recall being this upset. I have no motivation to do a damn thing today. I went to order food, but taxes and fees added another 50% to the cost.
I guess PB&J with a glass of milk will do for now.

2025-10-26 21:36:55 UTC

This is how you make sure someone's name isn't forgotten
New butterfly species named after Charlotte stabbing victim Iryna Zarutska | wcnc.com https://share.google/G8rRGIG6DgYkGE35U

2025-10-25 20:35:48 UTC

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@nprofile…cf2a
would impose a one-time 5 percent tax
Ha ha ha, who has ever heard of a gov't having a 1 time tax?

2025-10-25 19:50:50 UTC

This is definitely a boardroom decision by people who have no real life experience.
According to AutoBlog, “GM’s long-term goal is to turn its vehicles into ‘software-defined platforms,’ unlocking revenue from subscriptions and in-car services.”
https://nypost.com/2025/10/25/lifestyle/gm-is-eliminating-apple-carplay-and-android-auto-from-all-vehicles-heres-the-real-reason-why/

2025-10-19 01:56:23 UTC

Do any of you fine people have sleep apnea and use a CPAP? While
I don’t find myself waking up gasping for air, or nodding off during the day, I was diagnosed with mild apnea and told to lose weight and I’ve done the opposite.
How is it, sleeping with the mask? I’m a side sleeper and I’ve heard that it’s easier to sleep that way.

2025-10-18 18:56:55 UTC

I'd have a heart attack attempting to do this, if I manage not to trip and give myself a concussion
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2025-10-16 02:38:51 UTC

OK, I’m nuts. I just put an order in for 40lbs of boneless, skinless chicken breast for $79.
If things go right, my freezer will arrive on Wed, and I’m to pick up the chicken on Thurs, so I have a day to get the freezer, frozen.

2025-10-14 17:48:10 UTC

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@nprofile…7mc7
Yes, my mother spent more time checking if my fingernails were clean, than if I brushed my teeth. I honestly can't remember one instance of her making sure that I brushed my teeth, also explains why she was missing most of hers.

2025-10-14 17:44:04 UTC

Home from the dentist, tooth under my bridge was decayed and x-ray showed the beginning of an abcess, so the tooth is no longer in my head.
Between my mother not instilling oral hygiene in me at a young age, and my teeth clenching/grinding when sleeping, the right side of my mouth is almost barren of teeth.

2025-10-12 03:52:03 UTC

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@nprofile…cht6
Now I'm reminded of the movie Baby Blue Marine, but I can't remember what it's about.

2025-10-11 00:24:13 UTC

It's Jake Jarvis voting time.
Day 379 of working to help people
We poured ONE HUNDRED YARDS OF CONCRETE in Bat Cave today!!!! 100 yards!!!💪.
https://www.conequip.com/americas-hardest-worker-vote?fbclid=IwY2xjawNKU-tleHRuA2FlbQIxMQABHp3R_fYkz28262xq_EDuqs9AHg4auTBF5kvauGobmP9c64fRZDNKO9g6V7bB_aem_F01WQIKB3TTo7DyY_Pay9Q
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2025-10-09 21:49:43 UTC

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2025-10-04 01:46:56 UTC

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2025-10-04 00:50:17 UTC

I can't choose a side
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2025-09-10 13:33:51 UTC

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@nprofile…r6d3
I was waiting to see the the rear wheels rolling down the road behind it

2025-09-09 13:50:40 UTC

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2025-09-04 22:30:26 UTC

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@nprofile…hmph
Somebody around the area I live has done this to their smartcar, another has it wrapped as a tank

2025-09-04 01:00:18 UTC

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2025-08-31 18:40:54 UTC

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2025-08-18 23:00:39 UTC

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@nprofile…p52a
But Sweeney does have some nice cans

2025-08-18 22:46:40 UTC

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@nprofile…u937
That's a hard ass if I ever saw one

2025-08-16 14:37:39 UTC

Why are the people in cellphone stores such scumbags?
Yesterday I took my backup phone to AT&T to try their service and get signed up for the 55+ plan for $40/month. Today I check my acct and the MFer signed me up for the most expensive plan at $96/month. I just got off the phone with CS and they can't change it for 14 days, but she noted the "mistake" and says that I should call back and confirm the proper change and credit.

2025-08-13 02:21:20 UTC

Uhm, UPS what are you doing?
https://static.noauthority.social/media_attachments/files/115/019/066/763/654/062/original/8513d42312187bab.jpg

2025-08-10 14:51:11 UTC

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@nprofile…l22w
I once had a that I was a fureman putting out a fire in a smoke alarm factory. When I woke up I was standing on my bed pissing on the alarm clock

2025-08-09 19:33:34 UTC

According to Verizon, Home 5G isn’t available where I live, but I can get 7 day WiFi back up internet.
Can someone explain this to me? I can’t get 5G, and the other option is only 7 days a month?

2025-07-28 21:43:15 UTC

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2025-07-15 19:19:34 UTC

BREAKING - The California Senate has passed SB 549, granting LA County authority to purchase fire‑destroyed lots for minimal cost and convert them into low‑income housing, directly contradicting Gavin Newsom’s previous assurance to homeowners that such government‑driven property conversions wouldn’t happen
https://x.com/Rightanglenews/status/1945132899340063161

2025-07-15 02:44:23 UTC

The new ICE Scream truck
https://static.noauthority.social/media_attachments/files/114/854/950/154/785/357/original/4469dbaba1f3c346.mp4

2025-07-13 22:07:21 UTC

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2025-05-31 01:18:21 UTC

Was going to go see a free concert in town tonight, but I had a NY Strip thawed in the fridge and if I didn't eat it tonight it would have to wait til Sunday.
NY Strip w/ corn on the cob, and a salad of baby spinach, vine tomato, cucumber, and fresh green beans. Dessert was a homemade Creamsicle cake pop that I picked up at the farmer's market.

2025-05-21 21:39:23 UTC

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@nprofile…zmej
Smokey and the Asshole,
The Towering Asshole,
Angels with Dirty Assholes
Robin Hood, Prince of Assholes

2025-05-08 03:40:19 UTC

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@nprofile…6t5g
my retirement system does this, then disconnects you. I found out that you need to do the never ending 0 pushing until it finally decides to connect you to a person working from home who can't help you and will then connect you to someone in the office.

2025-04-25 00:43:35 UTC

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@nprofile…5098
We had bakeries but that bread was too tough for a PB&J or grilled cheese

2025-04-17 01:57:36 UTC

Finally figured out why I don't like the Xbox, the controller sucks. Both the Dpad and joystick are hot garbage. PS5, Switch, and Steamdeck are fine, but the Xbox is just crapola

2025-04-12 21:28:51 UTC

Apparently the only way to get home from the hospital after surgery is to have someone over 18 sign the discharge instructions for me even though I'm several decades past 18 and they have to drive me home.
Now, if they fucking dr's office or hospital would tell me if I'm being held overnight or referred to a rehab facility, I'd be able to arrange for such a person to do what is needed.
Fuck the lawyers and hosp administrators that make this shit up.
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2025-04-07 03:53:55 UTC

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@nprofile…zfmq
https://hotdoghutkingsport.com/

2025-04-06 02:25:01 UTC

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@nprofile…k08u
My question is why are two states put in with all those cities?
Judging from of those YT videos of the yougun's being asked geography, they probably think Idaho and Utah are cities.

2025-04-04 18:50:02 UTC

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@nprofile…4njp
How do they know if you're carrying a Concealed weapon? I mean, if it is in fact concealed, no one will see it.

2025-04-04 18:25:59 UTC

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@nprofile…4njp
So, open carry is allowed?

2025-04-02 02:57:33 UTC

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@nprofile…5098
why is the reporter sorry that he had to witness the incident?