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2024-08-28 18:54:37

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@npub1wj9…ufwz
See, I was right, the CLIMATE IS CHANGING!!!!!!!

2024-08-18 00:28:45

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@npub1gq9…776x
These women were issued the P.38 revolver, and the "T" nightstick, and started working during the early 90's when crack was king in NYC

2024-08-18 00:21:11

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@npub1gq9…776x
I went to school with a couple of females that became NYPD and they would not hesitate to use their knees and radios to force compliance

2024-08-18 00:18:08

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@npub1gq9…776x
Dear female cop, place your knee right on his nether region

2024-08-10 02:47:15

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@npub1a06…p7uv
I haven't done that in 48 years

2024-08-04 16:52:25

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@npub1yv7…cg68
Nope
https://dicksbymail.com/products/bag-of-dicks

2024-08-04 16:48:49

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@npub1yv7…cg68
Eat a bag of Dicks

2024-08-04 03:44:30

I think I'm readiy to go. My torx set arrived today and my smashing thing arrive on Thurs. Now I can get rid of the old HD's
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2024-07-30 14:04:30

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@npub1yv7…cg68
Something about drugs and Bogatá

2024-07-30 13:58:59

I need to get to Aldi and get a pork butt so that I can make some Dr. Pepper pulled pork in the crockpot

2024-07-28 16:00:09

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@npub1l6n…6frg
If the movie's free I can splurge on my beverage and popcorn

2024-07-28 15:58:56

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@npub1l6n…6frg
That reminds me, I have coupon to go see Twisters, that I received after I donated blood

2024-07-26 20:03:29

Welcome to the 2024 Olympics
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2024-07-19 00:35:19

If you enjoyed the new food offering at the KC ballpark, here's the one at the Colorado Rockies Coors Field
The Rockies have a new ballpark food item of spaghetti and meatballs ... except it's actually ice cream and donuts 😭
Introducing "Polar Pasta": vanilla ice cream with donut holes, strawberry syrup and mint
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2024-07-17 00:14:13

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2024-07-14 15:25:09

I'm officially in the Fuck Sonos club.
I had bought a couple of One speakers and a sub several years ago, used them for a bit, but decided a dedicated receiver would suit me better. I boxed everything up and put them in the closet.
I'm now in my new apt and thought I'd set them up in various rooms so I don't have to turn up the stereo, little did I know that Sonos made "improvements" and now everyday I have to reconnect the system to my network, and half the time it can't find the network.

2024-07-14 01:46:52

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@npub1h3m…jt4f
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2024-07-14 01:38:11

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2024-07-14 01:30:53

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@npub1f2m…yp35
Who in the crowd is recording the snipers before shots are fired?

2024-07-14 01:24:20

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@npub1e8f…tdf7
Oh crap, guess they'll be coming for my birthday presant from my 10th b'day. 22 rifle w/scope and 1,000 rounds, my father bought it at Grants dept store. I found the ad for it being on sale about a week or so later.

2024-07-14 01:17:16

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@npub1e8f…tdf7
I'm just going by what the initial reports were

2024-07-14 01:16:51

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2gaEkPaykJo&t=157s&ab_channel=Movieclips

2024-07-14 01:16:27

https://youtu.be/2gaEkPaykJo?si=kbCDyawwq_JBe7L3&t=157

2024-07-14 01:10:17

It's been quite a few decades since I fired a rifle, but isn't a .22 from a distance rather suceptible to lighter crosswinds than higher calibers?

2024-07-14 01:07:37

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@npub1yvw…0jwn
And he was on their radar

2024-07-13 23:59:49

So, instead of Biden dropping out, the plan was to assinate Trump and Biden would help heal the country?

2024-07-13 23:47:57

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@npub18hv…q8cl
Why would he want Secret Service protection, they didn't help his uncle or father much?

2024-07-13 23:43:17

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@npub1ang…2yak
Next on CNN, Alleged Trump shooter recently transtioned from being a MAGA republican

2024-07-13 23:15:27

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@npub1m3u…ang3
I felt the same way when Muhammad Ali died, it was supposed to be my father's day because he passed away earlier that day

2024-07-13 20:53:16

Another DEI hire bites the dust
Embattled FDNY boss Laura Kavanagh to quit following slew of controversies — with announcement coming minutes after Adams tried quelling resignation rumors
https://nypost.com/2024/07/13/us-news/embattled-fdny-commissioner-laura-kavanagh-plans-to-resign/

2024-07-13 20:35:45

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@npub12qh…wqrt
No, just furniture made from real wood and not that glued sawdust crap

2024-07-13 20:29:35

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@npub12ns…amta
as long as this remains available he'll always be alive
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b-r4Flc_d2M&ab_channel=DJMichaelAngelo

2024-07-13 19:43:41

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@npub1g5d…w4p8
As i stated in another post, I remember this case because in the original article they stated that she should have known he was a student in her district.
This sounds more like a revenge type case to me. They had sex in his car, he's 18, but she should have known he was a student in the district?

2024-07-13 19:34:58

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@npub12hn…jefx
The reason that this case stood out to me was that originally they stated that she should have known he was a student in that school district.

2024-07-13 19:33:15

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@npub1g5d…w4p8
I don't think having sex with an 18 year old is pedophillia, and after a quick Google the age of consent in NJ is 16

2024-07-13 19:20:29

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@npub120x…ylhf
Lowes is more forgiving, at least that's what I've "heard from a friend"

2024-07-13 19:19:41

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@npub1pyp…95dq
Hell no! I just got it deliverd Wed. I spent almost $11,000 on a LR and BDR furniture

2024-07-13 18:51:56

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2024-07-13 18:46:16

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@npub1zdp…zq2j
I'll raise you one jean Stapleton w/ Alice Cooper
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2024-07-13 18:44:34

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@npub1txc…x4xd
Resting my knee after using it to test how well built my new furniture is.

2024-07-13 18:19:19

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2024-07-13 18:04:08

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@npub12p8…4rzg
I think it depends on which King.
Old king Cole might be frowned upon, while the King Kong would definitely get you some weird looks

2024-07-13 16:19:31

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@npub1xz8…9vps
Also, he and Alex were the two that did most of the interviews and were more apt to get in trouble. I have a few radio interviews and it's always Dave and Alex, and they sound like two peas in a pod.

2024-07-13 16:15:37

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@npub1xz8…9vps
He was the lyricist of the band, and also the business side of the band utilizing things that he had learned from his Uncle Manny of Cafe Wha fame.

2024-07-13 15:46:59

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@npub1p8e…4g29
I can do without the fake burger, but for someone who quit drinking 14 years ago having a non-alcholic beer is a nice alternative to drinking water or soda all night.

2024-07-13 14:26:14

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@npub1zmt…pcyr
My friend's daughter is entering college but is afraid to order a latte because she doesn't want to bother the worker, and yet she got a partial athletic scholarship

2024-07-13 14:18:06

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@npub1pyp…95dq
I did shove the table in a fit of anger, the bed is a bigger problem

2024-07-13 13:46:07

I've discovered the danger of moving to a new location.
In my new apt. with new furniture I've banged my lower right knee about 20 times on either the coffee table or the footboard of my bed. I think I may have given myself a bone bruise from the constant battering.
I think I'm going to have to inform the locals that I will not be avaiable for any 3 legged races for the rest of the month, and hopscotch for an even longer period of time.

2024-07-12 15:11:33

Ok you Meme/cartoon creators, I have an idea that needs to be done.
The "Old man yells at cloud" type of thing, but with Biden and it's "Old man yells at Lawn"
A cross between the yells at clouds and get off my lawn

2024-07-12 14:59:15

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2024-07-12 01:53:59

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@npub1hc9…wdc3
Thanks for reminding me to find my RCA to 3.5mm cable to hook up my turntable.

2024-07-12 00:44:10

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@npub1lpv…5s9k
Saw them in Vegas and the show couldn't end fast enough. If I wasn't in the front row I would have walked out.

2024-07-12 00:08:31

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@npub12p8…4rzg
Sportsball!!!!!

2024-07-12 00:05:28

I have come to the conclusion that I'm either too old or too out of shape to be packing my belongings up and moving to another state all by myself. I'm going to go with too out of shape as the main culprit with age being a smaller factor.

2024-07-11 23:00:29

I packed my 65" tv properly and it is now happily residing atop my new entertainment center😀 👍

2024-07-11 21:26:26

Breaking news from Disney
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2024-07-11 20:21:14

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@npub1kf3…znpn
Is that the crack of Dawn?

2024-07-11 20:13:24

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@npub12hn…jefx
Everytime I see something like this I'm glad that I never worked in an office

2024-07-11 17:22:25

I just finished unloading my ubox full of my belongings into a uhaul cargo van, driving to my new residence and unloading the van. I'm going to have some lunch before I head home and figure out where I'm going to put stuff, and what really needs to go.
I have a few more things in the storage unit as well. This weekend I'll have it all in my apt.

2024-07-11 17:18:11

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@npub1rq5…spsn
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mannheim_Steamroller

2024-07-11 02:45:09

Just show your G. O. Card and get a discount on your weed
New York cannabis shops can offer discounts on pot to students, seniors and vets under new proposal
https://nypost.com/2024/07/10/us-news/new-york-cannabis-shops-can-offer-discounts-on-pot-under-new-proposal/

2024-07-11 02:26:08

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@npub130m…83us
Were they pineapple grenades?

2024-07-11 02:09:42

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@npub17hf…26xc
I've never had the desire to start a family. In fact, at the age of 58 I've never held a baby.

2024-07-11 02:07:22

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@npub12ge…xvfg
Just add water. Will you have enough clean water to add?

2024-07-11 02:05:02

one of the thngs that I hate about getting older is how easily you can get cut. I just caught my lower knee on the corner of the coffee table and now i have this 2-3 inch horizontal cut on my leg. This shit didn't happen 10 years ago, maybe a black and blue bruise

2024-07-11 01:39:07

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@npub1pm9…4vx2
Ello?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tI4c21w77JU

2024-07-11 00:44:27

This is driving music
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UjeTq2fShRc

2024-07-11 00:40:54

One of the most dangerous songs to listen to while driving
https://youtu.be/dXcFFNx0_g8?si=l1rE71cKNOKMN5VB

2024-07-10 23:51:31

OK children, let's get settled for today's foreign language lesson
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2024-07-10 23:49:05

Clay Travis
@ClayTravis
Let’s be clear about something, none of this Democrat panic is actually about Biden’s health, it’s about him losing. If Biden were winning there wouldn’t be a word of criticism. Check out swing state gambling odds below. This explains it all.
https://twitter.com/ClayTravis/status/1811057980483215605
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2024-07-10 23:41:35

Josh Hawley
@HawleyMO
You cannot make this stuff up. Here’s a Biden judicial nominee who thinks laws protecting women’s sports & bathrooms are a violation of church and state! These people are nuts
https://twitter.com/HawleyMO/status/1811065130714628235
https://static.noauthority.social/media_attachments/files/112/764/838/481/125/055/original/283fb550ece73777.mp4

2024-07-10 23:36:26

What's the old saying, Better to be thought a fool than open your mouth and prove it
https://static.noauthority.social/media_attachments/files/112/764/818/037/911/571/original/8f3e90e35d4b7385.mp4

2024-07-10 23:29:08

Attorney General Andrew Bailey
@AGAndrewBailey
🚨NEW: I am filing suit against Joe Biden’s illegal rule forcing healthcare providers to perform harmful gender “transitions.”
The federal government cannot force doctors to mutilate children.
And the American people should not have to foot the bill.
https://twitter.com/AGAndrewBailey/status/1811071211708756207
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2024-07-10 23:27:37

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2024-07-10 23:25:30

Glad that I had my pic taken with him when he played for the New York Jets
https://static.noauthority.social/media_attachments/files/112/764/775/437/299/056/original/5ce9c03c55d08fb4.mp4

2024-07-10 23:21:09

Maxine Waters Announces She Is Leaving Democrats To Join Whig Party
https://babylonbee.com/news/maxine-waters-announces-she-is-leaving-democrats-to-join-the-whig-party

2024-07-10 23:18:00

What the shits just about to hit the fan
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2024-07-10 22:25:58

I found a YT video that shows how "easy" it is to set my thermostat. It's so fucking simple, said no one, just read the comments
https://youtu.be/r8TVZnwjrJE?si=BVTa-3ltygba_LoV

2024-07-10 20:20:29

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@npub1q96…5fe2
Well, that didn't work. I'm just going to keep it ON at 70 degrees and pay the bill.
Just followed the instructions, set it for 70 to test it out and it shut off at 78

2024-07-10 14:00:47

It's Big Boy time!!!
https://youtu.be/dM60ITB9VU4?si=PkxLaARJmmkbxRfl

2024-07-10 13:49:39

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@npub19t2…fsnx
but it's always warm

2024-07-10 13:49:08

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@npub19t2…fsnx
Don't they know Pride month was last month?

2024-07-10 13:48:28

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@npub1zmf…eh9c
Those video screens are installed and maintained by a private company, they pay the MTA for the space. Basically the company is getting paid by Pfizer for the ad space.

2024-07-10 13:45:52

Received notification that my belongings hav arrived from NY. I guess tomorrow I'll go to Uhaul, rent a van, load it up, then stack everything in my new apt. and see what fits and what needs to be tossed. Just glad that there will be no stairs involved, I just need to clear space to stack all the storage bins before and after going through them.

2024-07-10 13:37:15

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@npub1xz8…9vps
Hochul warns of COVID uptick weeks after proposing mask ban
https://www.news10.com/news/coronavirus/hochul-warns-of-covid-uptick-weeks-after-proposing-mask-ban/

2024-07-10 13:34:39

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@npub1zu0…492e
I read Booster 12 and my mind goes straight to the vax

2024-07-10 13:32:49

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@npub1mjp…4vyq
I had a few of those also

2024-07-10 02:38:49

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@npub1cye…f4fk
I can do that without the horns

2024-07-10 02:37:45

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@npub1mjp…4vyq
One of those things that you never had enough of, so you kept buying them, and when you needed it, it was no where to be found, so you bought some more

2024-07-10 02:26:05

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2024-07-10 02:22:51

It's a Shit Hole...
NYC council asks state’s highest court to allow non-citizens to vote in local elections
https://nypost.com/2024/03/25/us-news/city-council-asks-highest-court-to-allow-non-citizens-to-vote/

2024-07-10 02:21:30

Lock the doors, close the windows, hide under the bed
https://www.news10.com/news/coronavirus/hochul-warns-of-covid-uptick-weeks-after-proposing-mask-ban/

2024-07-10 01:57:38

As of today I am no longer a resident of NYS, I went and got my TN driver's license this morning.
Now I just have wait until I get my real plastic license, then I'll go for my concealed carry permit for when I travel out of state.

2024-07-10 01:52:37

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2024-07-10 01:52:25

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2024-07-10 01:48:38

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@npub128y…snu3
It always boggled my mind when people would order a frozen margarita and want salt on the rim, then drink it out of a straw.

2024-07-09 00:48:05

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@npub1ewj…d9g4
YET!

2024-07-09 00:42:03

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@npub12hn…jefx
Go ahead and
https://youtu.be/SwYN7mTi6HM?si=DnbWPrpJ1BBQKrBC

2024-07-08 22:55:33

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2024-07-08 20:06:01

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@npub1s40…neuc
https://youtu.be/L_l2ii_25tc?si=RXcNbEGFwiEUbCPa&t=84