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2024-08-09 17:09:47

HR#2 wants me to verify that her yogurt survived the blackout. Unfortunately I don't know what spoiled yogurt tastes like as yogurt tastes spoiled to me already.

2024-07-29 01:59:37

Hmm. Tay Tay is gonna come out against trump

2024-07-29 01:36:02

With a show about Maine game wardens on TV....
Wife: do ducks have penises?
Me: all intelligent life has penises, HAL
I got both a laugh and a smack! Lol!!!

2024-06-10 14:39:40

in May 1983 I was 11 going on 12 and so happy I could go see Return of the Jedi on my bike to the local theater with my friends.
This summer I'm 52 going on 53 and we have The Acolyte - billed as the "gayest Star Wars ever"
WTF

2024-05-15 23:13:26

I don't even know how Facebag works. Never had an account. Is it like Hotmail?

2024-05-15 23:05:02

I think it's pretty damn normal for USA males to die around 65. Ppl are acting shocked about it.

2024-05-14 19:17:52

SI figured out that they should put some non-morbidly obese real white women with assets in their swimsuit issue.
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2024-05-14 01:04:31

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2024-05-14 00:02:25

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@npub120y…xc9q I haven't been through there in a while. The indian (feather not dot) pot billboards all over were hilarious.

2024-05-13 23:54:11

The Seneca Nation has the largest assortment of weed strains for your reefer madness pleasure. I saw it on their billboard today.

2024-05-13 01:31:38

Multiple generations of families are living in one apartment in NYC. What a shit show.

2024-05-13 01:30:53

Daughter was shadowing EMTs in the Bronx for her cert. She learned to stand on the side of the door frame when knocking on an apartment door. The shots typically come through the middle.

2024-05-13 01:28:50

It makes me sad that Im used to driving in the Bronx hellmouth. The clown shit clusterfuckery is now normal.
I had to honk at a guy in front of me 4 different times to keep moving. He kept looking down at his phone.
Illegal aliens are walking thru the cars stopped in traffic trying to sell flowers and balloons. LOTS of illegals doing this. I saw ZERO purchases.
Sunday afternoon traffic in NYC is insane.

2024-05-10 01:09:47

We didn't have whole house AC until I was in high school. One thing I do miss is the sound of the far away train at 2am.

2024-05-09 02:08:38

Yeah. Why not.
Better not be black ppl in it. They don't chase tornados or bigfeet.
https://youtu.be/Jm27YjLnPHc

2024-03-12 18:36:25

different drivethrus keep asking me if I want to round up for their charities
"Not today (ever)!" 🙂