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2026-04-05 22:04:26 UTC

Sermon wasn't bad today. Church was crowded but only a few SRO. Then lunch at my sister in law's. Nice day

2026-04-05 01:52:15 UTC

Such a great Pearl Jam song. Ament's fretless bass that he adopted because he liked Page & Rodgers The Firm. THIS is the PJ that I wanted after Ten. vs. was good then they fell off a cliff. https://youtu.be/PQiVs_zA2hQ

2026-04-05 01:28:36 UTC

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I can't picture myself being an adult Catholic convert. I was born into it. And I've shown up for 5.5 decades either by being coerced to and then by sheer force of habit. I'm very much a corporeal Catholic now - there in body only. Spiritually? C'mon man. I'm absolutely vacant. I ponder the stained glass windows mostly.

2026-04-05 01:25:10 UTC

Just drove by church tonight. The parking lot is pretty full. They are initiating the new Catholics tonight. The Priests LOVE when adults join. They don't really seem to care too much about baptising and confirming the children. But new adults? They love it. My hypothesis is that the new adult Catholics are as near to crazy as the priests were when the priests made their decisions to become priests. So the priests find a kinship with them.

2026-03-28 13:39:22 UTC

3.49/gal Costco today. Packed lines

2026-03-28 10:19:53 UTC

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Fantastic comments about black Snape which I don't think UK audiences understand:
1. There will be a smoke detector chirping in black snape's apartment.
2. "Harry, you have your mother's ass"
3. Black snape's patronous is a pitbull.
4. Black Snape casts spells from the wand he holds sideways.

2026-03-28 10:12:53 UTC

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Americans vs. Black Americans have a totally different experience then English vs. Black English
I'm not entirely sure the British director or Jk Rowlings understands the pushback a portion of the American audience is giving them. They simply don't appreciate how and why something like this triggers people in the US. WB does but that leadership either must not care or are downplaying the impact. They may not care too much about new USA subs with this property. Just UK subs.

2026-03-28 10:02:33 UTC

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It cannot be actually trying to capture American black fans of the source material. Why do I know this? The black American public school reading proficiency rate in 4th grade is 15-20%. 80-85% of black American 4th graders are unable to read and comprehend a Harry Potter book. So this must be more Doctor Who type casting to bludgeon the real English to accept the invasion that is happening over there. Also explains half Pakistani Hermione

2026-03-28 10:00:26 UTC

This HBO Harry Potter Black Snape situation is disappointing by WB and Rowlings
Going to be interesting to see how it fares in the US.
I won't even try the show because of this of course as I don't have to step in dog shit to know something is dog shit.

2026-03-27 15:12:32 UTC

How many Americans in body bags will be needed before The People demand that Congress take a VOTE for war?
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/JuwS02HFicE

2026-03-26 19:28:10 UTC

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2026-03-26 19:00:24 UTC

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@nprofile…r4e5 when they "fixed" these toys they also made them "not fun".

2026-03-25 16:45:55 UTC

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@nprofile…thll "Oh you have a technical degree? medical degree? you are a truck driver? mechanic? commercial pilot? logistics guy? Yeah - you're drafted. Here's $18.91/hr. But you get free food and free bunk!

2026-03-25 16:43:22 UTC

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@nprofile…thll this isn't about more grunts. This is about cheap skilled labor that the government can pay less for instead of using contractors and paying out the nose.

2026-03-25 16:34:38 UTC

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2026-03-25 08:12:30 UTC

This meteor swarm is remarkable. US, Germany, Sweden.
One YouTuber claims Earf is passing through 3I/Atlas's debris tail.
Which would put the possibility of interstellar EBE in play
And these meteorite hunters just pick them up with their bare hands and toss them into their trucks

2026-03-24 01:57:25 UTC

What the heck?!
https://channels.im/@ufofeed/116281653095812262

2026-03-23 21:00:57 UTC

wtf is this? I'm not going to 'learn more'.
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2026-03-22 16:05:28 UTC

Congress needs to wake up and force the separation of Amazon data centers, Amazon online store, and Amazon delivery.

2026-03-21 18:51:14 UTC

My fave.
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2026-03-21 13:56:30 UTC

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$3.4999999999999999999 per gallon. That's only $3.00 in trumpian logic.

2026-03-21 13:46:53 UTC

I'm in line at Costco to pay out my ass per gallon for your Trump's war. Thanks for nothing!!

2026-03-20 00:55:09 UTC

LLMs work by guessing probabilities. For the same input it will not always produce the same output. A class of problems can handle different but similar answers. But many problems in this world need discrete functions. A given input produces a known set of outputs. This AI replacing jobs is horseshit. The economy has been effed up since Covid and CEOs are using AI as the scapegoat for the job cuts.

2026-03-19 03:03:15 UTC

They recreated first Spider-Man cover shot.
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2026-03-18 21:08:14 UTC

This shit is going to be MUCH worse than 2008. I always thought they would pin the economic collapse on Trump. Why not? He's not totally uniparty and he's a lame duck president.

2026-03-15 14:29:18 UTC

The thing I hate the most about taxes is the local tax estimated payments and associated penalties.

2026-03-15 13:44:57 UTC

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@nprofile…zm7x that was the Atari 400 line. It didn't have a keyboard and was marketed as a game console.
My dad wouldn't buy a gaming only console. So he bought a TI 99 4/a because he liked their calculators. And I talked him into a couple of games for my birthday. So I learned to program games.

2026-03-15 13:37:38 UTC

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@nprofile…zm7x lol! The Atari 2600 was cheap and a huge seller and woefully underpowered from the marketing b.s.
When they released the Atari 400 families didn't want to pay the price.
That line were fantastic machines. But Commodore beat them and then apple and ibm steamrolled the whole segment.

2026-03-15 13:32:20 UTC

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@nprofile…zm7x The Atari 2600 literally had 128 bytes of working memory. That’s barely enough to store a few variables, let alone a full screen of graphics.
Because of this:
The 2600 cannot store a screen in memory
It must generate graphics one scanline at a time while the TV draws the picture
This is called “racing the beam.”

2026-03-14 21:37:07 UTC

You use AI: you are LAZY!!!!
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2026-03-09 14:58:22 UTC

The Protestants really get themselves lathered up.
https://www.zerohedge.com/geopolitical/congressional-leaders-demand-probe-pentagon-officials-saying-iran-war-gods-divine-plan

2026-03-08 23:50:13 UTC

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@nprofile…jw3y some artists release every show within a couple of days of performance on nugs.net. I have a few govt mule and warren Haynes and Dave matthews shows that way

2026-03-08 18:40:18 UTC

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@nprofile…mlw7 @nprofile…9d54 @nprofile…gaa4 thats good to here.
Now I question whether drinking high quality wine, with all those heart healthy tannins and eating high quality home cooked foods *actually works* :-(

2026-03-08 13:28:13 UTC

The head of the joint chiefs was against the war. From a pure military strategic perspective. Lovely.

2026-03-08 03:10:58 UTC

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@nprofile…mlw7 @nprofile…9d54 he actually had a heart attack there?

2026-03-07 20:13:18 UTC

$2.85 at Costco this morning. I waited 7 min for a pump @ 9am the line behind me was getting long.

2026-03-06 20:03:18 UTC

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@nprofile…jgdk yup! wild. and Rogan telling Billy he should reach out and Billy resisting was great podcasting.

2026-03-06 18:36:53 UTC

Billy Corgan thinks the government (CIA) stopped the promotion of rock & roll in the late 90s. https://www.instagram.com/p/DVeQ6w9kbDT/

2026-03-04 00:59:03 UTC

Woah. kelly Osborne before and after ozempic. Unrecognizable
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2026-03-03 19:05:49 UTC

@nprofile…9qjf
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2026-03-03 16:41:22 UTC

McDonald's limited time Big Arch dropped today!!!
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2026-03-03 16:06:29 UTC

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@nprofile…p4t6 @nprofile…zm7x I enjoyed Iron Maiden more than Metallica back then, FWIW. I also, for some unknown reason, really liked that 1987 Among the Living
Anthrax album. My neighbor kept buying those albums and his evangelical grandmother kept throwing them out. It was a weird game that was played that summer.

2026-03-03 15:44:03 UTC

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@nprofile…p4t6 @nprofile…zm7x I enjoyed their first effort Kill 'Em All (1983), but didn't find it until ~1987. I then got their ...And Justice For All (1988) and noticed it didn't have a bass guitar, which was famously left out by Lar Ulrich. Didn't really care for it. But then I LOVED 1991's Metallica (the black album). Only very recently have I went back and listened to Master of Puppets the song. IMO, it's not as good as anything on their first album nor 1991. #sorrynotsorry

2026-03-03 01:15:06 UTC

So the USA was negotiating with Iran and then we go and attack them as negotiations are ongoing?!
Who the hell will trust usa now.
That is a shockingly dick move.

2026-02-28 20:12:07 UTC

Tehran looks like it smells like piss

2026-02-28 17:01:06 UTC

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@nprofile…p4t6 i'm going to go in on voting day, take my slip, vote against ALL local taxes (if any) and just turn my paper in. Just to show I "voted". they are trotting out vivek for my vote, which I cannot do. and a jewish democrat woman, which I also cannot do. And then in three more years they will ask for JD Vance vs. Kamala or Newsome, and I will leave it blank. And I will wear the sticker. I "voted today!" for nothing national.

2026-02-28 16:50:36 UTC

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@nprofile…mv5r please explain what dog the USA has in the Iran fight? The Jew vs Shia Muslim fight specifically.

2026-02-28 16:46:37 UTC

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@nprofile…mv5r i think alliances change very quickly at that level of power.

2026-02-28 16:44:18 UTC

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@nprofile…mv5r All I know is Donald Trump has ALWAYS been full of shit. His rhetoric *seemed* consistent during this run that he wasn't going to get into foreign conflicts. But the team he surrounds himself with, and specifically his son-in-law Jew that he's allowed into his family, has convinced him to act. Hey man - i just have to keep MY family safe from this bullshit, like everyone else does too.

2026-02-28 16:40:09 UTC

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@nprofile…mv5r no way. He's executing their plan. The plan that was formed right after 9/11. Iran was last on the list.

2026-02-28 16:38:44 UTC

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@nprofile…8x5t 1913?

2026-02-28 16:38:29 UTC

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@nprofile…mv5r "But this time will be different". We don't TRUST the CIA getting the job done correctly here in the middle of America. They have a long bloody history of stirring the pot and not being able to predict the results because too many variables are always in play. The CIA is not a friend of the people of the USA.

2026-02-28 16:29:39 UTC

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@nprofile…mv5r i hate muslims too. and hindus who attack Christians. And those tribal people who emerge from the rainforest and have the reporters for dinner.

2026-02-28 16:04:35 UTC

Wow. I cannot believe Trump attacked Iran without being attacked first. By definition this is a canonical unjust war.
I'm not voting for MAGA again. It was marketed as isolationist. But NOTHING can stop the deep state neocon war hawks made up of the Lindsey Graham group and The Jews. Especially the DUAL CITIZEN The Jews in Congress.
America is not what those born here to multigenerational American families think it is. It's been totally hijacked.
The hijack started during WW2.

2026-02-28 14:45:42 UTC

A nice sunny day does not mean you can smoke your cigarettes and pot with your windows down polluting MY air.

2026-02-27 02:12:46 UTC

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@nprofile…5gu2 https://youtu.be/iK4Ev4Thyro

2026-02-27 01:58:10 UTC

So Bill Gates became friends with Epstein AFTER Epstein was convicted. Wtf.

2026-02-27 01:56:35 UTC

Bugs in the software flashed something's out there when 99 red balloons went by.
ALWAYS software bugs.

2026-02-22 17:15:35 UTC

i don't understand why hockey players don't wear mesh facemasks and mouth guards.
"It impairs my vision"
"It's harder to breathe".
Yeah - it's called PRACTICING with the devices and getting used to them. They had to have them all the way through high school.

2026-02-22 17:11:00 UTC

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These mother effing HODLers who sucked in all the rubes with their propaganda to buy BTC have potentially destabilized the real market. BTC is now closer to a financial market "contagion" than anything else. 😠

2026-02-22 17:09:28 UTC

Turns out BTC is a Ponzi scheme.
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/IXNUM4FMqNs

2026-02-22 16:44:28 UTC

This Olympics isn't interesting. The Russians aren't allowed to participate. They typically take all the gold and silver medals. So what if USA wins? They barely have competition.

2026-02-22 03:33:11 UTC

When I was playing Space Invaders tonight a weird thought put into my head out of nowhere: "Betamax WAS better video quality". Yeesh. Dormant neuron fired.

2026-02-20 19:47:29 UTC

fer some reason i gotta use mass quantities of Gold Bond powder on my undercarriage as i age.

2026-02-20 16:56:37 UTC

My lenten tuna fish sandwich was legit today. Onion, sweet pickle, mayo, carrot, ground pepper. With lettuce.
Thanks Me, well done!

2026-02-09 09:48:00 UTC

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@nprofile…t0k3 @nprofile…xyve wait. They banned the Russians? It's supposed to be above politics.

2026-02-09 02:29:11 UTC

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@nprofile…4sen hell no. They have been boring-as-hell teams ALL SEASON

2026-02-09 01:03:18 UTC

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@nprofile…7ypj hang on. Kraft is a Jew?
Kraft was caught leaving a Miami brothel a few years ago, no?

2026-02-09 00:28:22 UTC

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@nprofile…4sen wait. At the start of the season you know if you are eligible? The browns don't go that

2026-02-09 00:17:01 UTC

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@nprofile…4sen you haven't. I do believe Season Ticket holders for each team get a lottery to buy. Players get to purchase an allotment. And the rest are corporate packages that the NFL sells.

2026-02-09 00:02:47 UTC

#nfl Serena Williams is such a dude.

2026-02-08 23:57:09 UTC

#nfl holy shit I don't like either one of these teams. They were both background noise to me all season. Yeah they were winning but I never thought either would seriously make it to the Superbowl. BORING teams.

2026-02-07 00:23:27 UTC

Hey can someone please repost the jungle pick of Big Mike and Obama that trump posted.

2026-02-06 13:10:05 UTC

Crypto is criminal currency.

2026-02-02 19:16:06 UTC

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2026-02-02 03:53:58 UTC

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And this is why all the derivative lord of the rings stuff people have put out since doesn't resonate like that.

2026-02-02 03:53:07 UTC

Frodo's will couldn't defeat the ring head on. He didn't want to throw it in. Frodo won way back in The Two Towers when he showed mercy to Gollum. That act was effectively what Christians call grace. Frodo's will got the ring to mt doom, but his mercy to Gollum had him there two. The ring did its thing to compel Gollum who was obsessed to get it from frodo, falling and destroying it. Grace beats power is the lesson from tolkien. And it was the result of an act two books before. Cool!

2026-01-31 01:44:51 UTC

Wont you take me to funky town

2026-01-31 01:44:06 UTC

I really appreciate Netflix warning me about smoking and lights flashing but not that Im going to subjected to gays

2026-01-28 21:10:59 UTC

Sydney Sweeney Likes Walking Around in Public WIth No Clothes On
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2026-01-27 16:52:55 UTC

why doesn't ICE carry clubs? They could have pounded the snot out of that guy instead?

2026-01-27 16:24:42 UTC

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@nprofile…mtwd isn't that quantitative easing?

2026-01-27 15:28:59 UTC

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@nprofile…mtwd removing money from the system costs people jobs

2026-01-27 15:20:24 UTC

BTW - the ONLY way to "fight inflation" is to expand the unemployment queue.
Well done The Fed.

2026-01-22 21:06:05 UTC

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Here we go. Stupidly cool.
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2026-01-22 21:04:53 UTC

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Battle Cat did have gear
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2026-01-22 21:04:12 UTC

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2026-01-22 17:45:46 UTC

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He-Man's rise was actually passed my prime cartoon watching. My brother had some action figures. I thought the squat guy who rammed the doors with his helmeted head was stupidly cool. Who is the woman next to the cat. Is that She-Ra?

2026-01-22 17:30:29 UTC

He-Man.....
Skeletor looks fake.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZmEx7wQI6RY

2026-01-19 01:19:17 UTC

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@nprofile…4sen is that one or two seats. I read that about the Milwaukee county stadium ticket holder situation. Interesting!

2026-01-19 01:02:24 UTC

@nprofile…4sen approx how much do you pay for packers season tickets? There isn't an upper deck at lambeau right?

2026-01-16 01:30:30 UTC

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2026-01-12 20:29:48 UTC

Elon's latest baby momma talked about transitioning their 1 year old.
Elon is now seeking full custody of the child to stop that.
It must be exhausting managing a harem of crazy chicks.
Be careful where you dip that wick!

2026-01-09 00:37:30 UTC

Vivek ramalamy is running for governor of Ohio and wanted my donation via text. I responded back that there is no way in hell that I'm voting for him and would vote for the Dem just to make sure he doesn't win. I received a very fast unsub message.

2026-01-05 18:28:22 UTC

They didn't have Van Halen playing in the 80s in Stranger Things. Huge miss.

2026-01-04 20:39:39 UTC

There is a cold virus hitting Cleveland area hard right now. The cold & flu medication sections are cleared out today. Had to go to three stores to find some. Every damn Christmas I'm forced to interact with more ppl and I get sick. It's clockwork.

2026-01-04 05:05:21 UTC

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@nprofile…c965 I liked it because it was one game the girls would play with us and pay attention to us. That and kick ball.

2026-01-04 04:55:33 UTC

Millennials and Gen z keep asking on socials if middle school GenX were really free range as depicted in stranger things. In the 80s. Yes absolutely we were. Why? Because mom's didn't work. And there was a low key blanket surveillance by the moms. Then offshoring and stagflation made the moms get jobs. By 1991 free range was over and organized sports and summer camps provided the oversight.

2026-01-04 00:27:05 UTC

This a game we played in the early 80s in the street called 4 corners with a bouncy ball. Defend your concrete block on one bounce. two bounces kicks you out if you have more than 4 ppl. Stay in the longest.
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2025-12-30 16:18:24 UTC

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