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@nprofile…s29m 1) Find a job with a big corporation where they can't track your productivity very well.
2) Do almost no work, never volunteer for tasks, make no improvements to the workplace.
3) Gaslight your boss into thinking you're a solid employee.

2025-01-17 14:28:50 UTC

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@nprofile…s29m Be a nigger to the System.

2024-09-04 21:22:02 UTC

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@npub1d9c…8sk7 Literally a "miscellaneous" category.
Go ask a Japanese guy, a Chinese guy, and a "Pacific Islander" what they think of each other.

2024-09-04 21:21:08 UTC

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@npub1ah3…qcal If they're targeting rural areas right from the start, you need to BEGIN the protests with violence. Don't wait to escalate.

2024-09-04 20:04:17 UTC

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@npub108z…dkr5 "racism saves lives" holds true yet again

2024-09-04 01:59:39 UTC

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@npub12kf…xxma @npub1pg0…7rcu But why the carrying handle?

2024-09-04 01:43:49 UTC

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@npub1z0f…axf6 Why do they call it a food court when the food is fake and the manners are anything but courtly?

2024-09-03 22:38:43 UTC

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@npub1xkk…ttaz @npub1vuz…luu6 The Nashville FtM school shooter from last year

2024-09-03 19:50:33 UTC

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@npub1tdf…p9pl Tell them you are, throw off their internal numbers.

2024-09-03 19:38:20 UTC

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@npub1peg…wr7k @npub1277…gwtq Yooooo where's this promised land of free dirt, hmu

2024-09-03 15:39:35 UTC

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@npub1uvh…j7td @npub15fk…j9gr maybe, but Marcan is a Spanish weeb tranny. Really living up to the Rust stereotype.

2024-08-31 16:40:50 UTC

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@npub1z0f…axf6 They're handing out gfs and wives so men can have reproductive freedom? Based.

2024-08-31 01:20:03 UTC

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@npub108z…dkr5 @npub15c6…e404 jajajajajajajajaja

2024-08-30 23:47:41 UTC

I bet this is a service you could completely automate, charging $2-$3 to deliver a printed post.
Original business idea DO NOT STEAL
#note1yf7…l7aj

2024-08-29 14:54:43 UTC

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@npub1khq…6n2t That and lifting heavy things in/out of trucks.

2024-08-29 12:48:18 UTC

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@npub1rr0…d2c9 Always has been.

2024-08-29 04:40:10 UTC

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@npub1xza…veu8 no tengo

2024-08-27 00:01:25 UTC

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@npub1d39…56p3 I agree, there is a serious lack of racism in gaming, and white people aren't doing enough to step up and fix the issue.

2024-08-26 20:49:46 UTC

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@npub1hrk…3nzn @npub16a0…3hk7 Low standards in both areas.

2024-08-26 20:09:22 UTC

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@npub1dsx…nhxs @npub17tj…p725 staying true to her past and being a cocktease

2024-08-16 21:23:09 UTC

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@npub1vra…4qsw I believe you.

2024-08-16 20:53:37 UTC

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@npub1vra…4qsw A switch on a nuclear reactor.

2024-08-14 15:02:57 UTC

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@npub1ftq…90v8 @npub1tdf…p9pl That's a FEE you pay for the PRIVILEGE of driving on the government's roads, comrade.

2024-08-14 14:59:41 UTC

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@npub1tdf…p9pl You always need to preface these graphs with "INCOME tax payers". Otherwise the cope about SSN/Medicare taxes and sales tax gets thrown in your face.

2024-07-31 00:09:49 UTC

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@npub108z…dkr5 ANIME GRAF MAYS
WAKE UP
https://i.poastcdn.org/f4ca47412986b8801b7e45b9aa5fd269d10caadfd7e311324ee4791ed2ce5fff.png

2024-06-21 22:55:43 UTC

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@npub1aj3…hxuc I can dig it.

2024-05-08 00:15:17 UTC

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@npub16r0…z5pl The biggest threat gets targeted first. Monero isn't allowed to build out more solutions, or the devs end up behind bars.

2024-04-24 23:53:49 UTC

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@npub1rnp…jykj @npub1nux…h244 And the director of that garbage is the whitest of white dudes.

2024-03-29 15:16:44 UTC

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@npub1995…8vtf How long until that soil is tapped out of nutrients?

2024-02-18 20:35:05 UTC

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@npub1e8w…6dq0 They're still relevant news sources in a lot of places. And they're relatively dirt cheap now, so if he's going for total information control even in a normal scenario, it makes sense to grab them.

2024-02-07 03:21:34 UTC

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@npub108z…dkr5 @npub1hxk…72ca @npub10fa…qg2x As if there will be electricity in 10 years. Futureproof your utility room today!
https://i.poastcdn.org/75322298dac24438cf07de7196570ae5c67407c58704ee8592dc379a7e979445.png

2024-02-07 03:03:58 UTC

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@npub10fa…qg2x @npub108z…dkr5 I can kind of get that, automating something simple as opening a latch so that pet food falls into a bowl. But you can't automate brushing your teeth.
This is some kind of fitness tracker bullshit thing, isn't it? "You did 57 circles today, 5% more than your average last week!"

2024-02-07 03:00:55 UTC

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@npub10fa…qg2x @npub108z…dkr5 And how the fuck did they convince 3 million idiots to buy one?

2023-12-01 18:22:51 UTC

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@npub1y5r…se5q Someone should make more 20 year old trucks.

2023-11-15 20:51:55 UTC

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@npub1xak…udwf @npub1rtp…9k2e As Josh likes to say, we're headed towards multiple small-i internets after the Internet breaks up.

2023-11-10 13:42:46 UTC

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@npub13az…8m54 I wouldn't treat Truman Capote as a reliable source.

2023-10-27 01:02:15 UTC

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@npub1ya7…3nh4 Would've been more, but the glow boys kicked out all the non-journalists so they can't form an inconvenient conclusion.

2023-10-26 19:24:20 UTC

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@npub1rr0…d2c9 This is some projection and a lot of wishful thinking, but it's the most plausible schizo theory I've heard in a while.

2023-10-12 22:33:49 UTC

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If you’re submitting a bug report, the same problem happens at the top of the screen. I assume it has something to do with the popup being modal (so the rest of the window doesn’t scroll).
https://i.poastcdn.org/2ed42f98f4bd9e50c29df57cb9b0b1a5a3966918923e5713a68f2ec25537df32.png

2023-09-30 14:20:03 UTC

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@npub1ffc…eecf I hate to be the ACKSHUALLY guy, but the proper translation is more like "carried a girl off without her family's permission". It covers everything from casual sex to eloping as well, without blaming the girl.
So it's more likely the Roman Empire was founded on successful bridenapping.

2023-09-29 16:27:26 UTC

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@npub1us9…guep The group that was going through puberty when MeToo happened? Gee, what a shock.

2023-09-25 23:42:58 UTC

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@npub1php…6l98 @npub179l…lf56 @npub1xcq…h0nf And they just announced that reddit gold will be convertible to dollars.
Now there's a literal monetary incentive to post groupthink.

2023-09-17 18:43:23 UTC

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@npub1ard…95mv @npub1scj…el3p @npub1php…6l98 @npub1xxm…0u7s HR ladies don't join armies, their entire goal is to get comfortable indoor jobs with air conditioning and unearned power.

2023-09-17 18:34:33 UTC

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@npub1php…6l98 @npub1ard…95mv @npub1xxm…0u7s A war to close the border and kill drug runners could be the only military action I might actually support.
Still not signing up to fight though, the sheboon Army will find some way to fuck up even that kind of easy op.

2023-09-09 23:39:58 UTC

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@npub1hn2…j742 @npub1us9…guep The objections to Bush and Trump were never principled. It was always just the opposition being butthurt that they weren't in power.

2023-09-01 15:54:23 UTC

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I mean, it couldn’t make Seattle any WORSE…

2023-09-01 15:49:54 UTC

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@npub1d9c…8sk7 @npub1sh6…h77w Have you tried the ground?

2023-09-01 05:11:18 UTC

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How much Todd could a Todd mod mod, if a Todd mod could mod Todd?

2023-09-01 03:34:14 UTC

The fandom wikis have gone too far.
https://i.poastcdn.org/095b2fb5281715f57ae27b13d021ea62164c727a959f0e815e51b67d013d6904.png

2023-09-01 01:27:26 UTC

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@npub1y2d…7klk And it was better that way!

2023-09-01 01:01:34 UTC

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@npub1utx…50e8 I would say "nice, free rifle targets". But it's NYC, they're cucked for useful guns.
This is another case where "try that in a small town" applies.

2023-08-29 16:36:27 UTC

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@npub1ljj…a2w6 @npub1j5k…vww0 They even get to rename the entire ocean! That's some hardcore conquering.

2023-08-17 16:27:59 UTC

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@npub1hmp…aqt3 "Know thyself" was supposed to be a constant process, not an achievement unlock.

2023-08-16 03:14:58 UTC

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Consider
https://i.poastcdn.org/91f3b1ec0f941aa67191b6a686d508377155ec2f5c6bdde8ca1354e443765bae.png

2023-08-13 23:52:38 UTC

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I wish it actually hurt them, instead of giving them a paid vacation with job security.

2023-08-13 23:42:32 UTC

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I’m still partial to the In The Hall of the Mountain King version.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=creay7X9XNU

2023-08-09 21:39:19 UTC

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@npub1d97…spa9 Someone skipped leg day.

2023-08-08 00:41:37 UTC

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@npub1nep…5gyq Is broccoli cheese like broccoli hair?

2023-08-04 19:14:06 UTC

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Same rule as always: attack threats, coddle the futile movements. Gotta have some place for the malcontents to play as revolutionaries, and on the front doorstep of the big donors is not the place for a LARP sandbox.

2023-08-02 17:05:34 UTC

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@npub1hmp…aqt3 @npub1kwl…wmg5 @npub1tsy…c657 It's because credit score is a shockingly accurate predictor of how reliable a person you are. Insurance companies, bank loan officers, Wall Street startup investors, and federal security clearance investigators use it too.
Young people typically have bad scores anyway. If the Fed is going to start tanking their scores and changing its predictive value, the system is screwed more than anyone realizes.

2023-08-01 04:27:59 UTC

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@npub1khq…6n2t @npub1spk…z9jh @npub1xcq…h0nf I think they call that "growing up".

2023-07-21 22:01:10 UTC

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@npub1khq…6n2t @npub1y68…cxnw Mask up. Put them in the hospital. Walk away.
At this point every Br*tish driver should be expecting these assholes and have a kit in their trunk ready to go.

2023-05-07 00:27:45 UTC

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@npub13az…8m54 This reminds me of that tragedy.

2023-03-13 00:52:49 UTC

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#[0] Reminder that bank runs are not emotional, irrational events. They are entirely rational moves made by rational actors who recognize the reality of risk.
Anyone who whines 'we need to stop fear from spreading" is desperate to save the system at the expense of the smaller players.