John Cleese

Trainee hermit, & keen Amateur Squirrel Trainer
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2026-08-27 09:12:53 UTC

Several of us, rather repressed and socially unskilled lower middle class boys, had literally never met someone so brash and vulgar, and I'm afraid we shrank away from her. No abuse or anything. We just kept out of her way
Recently Miriam also blamed Bill Oddie for our bad behaviour. Not fair. He wasn't in the show that year
1962 I think it was. 64 years ago
How time flies...
https://bird.makeup/users/heisdenji/statuses/2092735112601379144

2026-07-30 16:11:37 UTC

I'm not a racist. I'm a culturalist
I believe some cultures are superior to others
For example, I prefer cultures that do not encourage wife beating, paedophilia, clitorectomies, stoning and constant inflation of the male ego
I am also aware of the difference between Islamoscepticism and Islamophobia
Notice that hate does not come into this
Only moral preferences
https://bird.makeup/users/americarecharge/statuses/2082738104733954231
#note1zn7…n6km

2026-07-12 14:56:03 UTC

I wish to point out that the money raised by the Secret
Policeman's Ball writers and casts was intended to
be used for work against political imprisonment and torture
Not for the purposes of the mob who have taken Amnesty over
https://bird.makeup/users/jk_rowling/statuses/2076230556258324600
#note1k4p…z3q5

2026-06-14 07:12:03 UTC

Labour must go as soon as possible
https://bird.makeup/users/crazyunfill94/statuses/2065856583238885654

2026-06-14 06:43:09 UTC

Did he stab someone ?
https://bird.makeup/users/ft/statuses/2065952356391358487
#note14hh…e754

2025-10-23 02:48:05 UTC

I can remember when Israel was an admirable socialist democracy
https://bird.makeup/users/assalrad/statuses/1981049826205978908
#note1r9n…uyty