a very tangle of snakes 👁️🐍

Terfin' in Texas. May I interest you in pictures of my cats?

These are my dumb thoughts

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Last Notes

2024-06-26 01:58:44

This Blueberry Rosé cider is actually kinda terrible

2024-05-08 17:38:25

I thought this would be a cute little gift for my mom but I feel strange giving a shirt that says "Blessed Girl" to a woman in her seventies
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2024-05-02 02:31:06

I took a sip of a chelada
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2024-04-25 15:44:06

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2024-04-16 19:34:00

I gave up and let her have the chair
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2024-03-24 19:37:40

My vet's website just doesn't work on Sundays, apparently :blobwaitwhat:

2024-03-12 19:11:01

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If you have a dryer, take off the back panel to check for lint that fell out of the lint trap

2024-03-12 15:24:27

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@npub1e3x…kndc Just seconds before that vase got knocked onto the floor

2024-02-28 03:07:31

"A cat meme about being stuck in traffic " #AIfart
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2024-02-02 16:26:12

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Switching browsers at this point in my life seems like too huge of a hassle :blobsob:

2024-02-02 14:41:13

I love mobile browsing
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2024-01-23 01:51:09

Currently having a teeny tiny ocular migraine. You know how a drop of water on a LCD screen looks like? That's kinda what I'm seeing
Aaah it's getting bigger! There's no pain associated with it, just an annoying spot in my vision.

2024-01-20 17:39:28

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2024-01-20 01:08:21

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@npub1la7…3t9x No meat, just ~plant protein~

2024-01-17 21:01:45

Oh my god I'm trying to post a question on the dropbox community about their stupid app and it requires me to add a label but it keeps rejecting every label!>!>>????? FUCJIGN DROPBOC

2024-01-07 03:30:09

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@npub1hlf…9atg Most 🍆✂️'d

2024-01-05 23:55:06

Damnit Bing won't let me make an image with signs saying "god hates spiders"

2024-01-05 14:07:46

I asked for "A candy heart that says "YWNBAW"" but it took some liberties 😤 #AIfart
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2024-01-03 23:42:18

I don't actually have a horse though
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2024-01-03 19:15:15

"A living room with a cat the size of a horse. A woman is eating cereal in her pajamas" #AIfart
I like the one where it gave the cat its own bowl of froot loops
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2024-01-03 00:27:40

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2024-01-02 22:37:20

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@npub1x7f…j5hy I binge watched Dahmer a few months ago too, I had to look up how close to reality it was, some of the stuff he did just seemed so unreal (but it actually was) 🤢

2024-01-02 02:04:54

Some dope's shooting fireworks 20 hours late

2024-01-01 19:34:59

Still thinking about how badly selfie guy applied that black lipstick. His lips looked like a crusty cat butthole 😭

2024-01-01 00:15:37

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@npub1htq…nzz2
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2023-12-31 19:56:19

Sigh, selfie guy sent a photo of him wearing a skirt. I did not ask for this

2023-12-31 01:24:05

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On a similar notes, I've left some week-old water in my foot bath just because my girl likes to drink the dirty foot water :cat-meme-2: :uncomfortable-child:

2023-12-30 16:19:00

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2023-12-30 00:11:00

Somebody's already shooting fireworks :blobfoxdisapprove:

2023-12-29 02:38:55

Honestly I get a little disappointed with gift cards for Christmas, I'd much rather have a cheap gift that I can tell had some thought put into it. Anyway here are some slippers I got from my mom
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2023-12-27 19:05:11

I got a cheap poster frame and my boy decided to scratch it up before I even took the shrinkwrap off :blobfoxdisapprove:

2023-12-27 00:56:04

Looking at r/badroommates is like the ultimate horror for me. I'm so thankful I've never had roommates :blobfearful:

2023-12-27 00:04:46

Return of the cheese cat
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2023-12-26 04:00:29

I hope everyone had a merry Christmas or at least a happy Monday. I feel like I bonded a little bit with my brother by gossiping about our sister. :blobcatcoffee:

2023-12-24 21:19:27

My SIL invited me to stay the night for Christmas but they don't have a guest bedroom so I guess I'll get to sleep on the couch? :blobcatthink:

2023-12-19 13:52:45

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2023-12-16 01:00:44

Is it wrong that I don't want to spend a bunch on my sister's kids for Christmas because I think they're super spoiled? :blobsad:

2023-12-13 22:24:17

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2023-12-11 14:35:28

Where are all these mostr people coming from
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2023-11-05 15:36:28

Damn, back up to 170. I hope that means I'm growing a butt muscle from doing babby squats

2023-10-29 01:58:43

I just spent like 2 hours playing Halo with a guy, does that count as a date :cat-meme-3:

2023-10-28 22:00:39

Great I've been talking with someone that lives in a halfway house 😐🔫

2023-10-28 18:58:53

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I improved him with AI
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2023-10-28 16:56:20

Hey I remember this fucker, he unmatched me when I said his cats look very dapper :grr:
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2023-10-28 01:30:28

Oh fucking barf
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2023-10-18 11:16:23

Good morning!
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2023-10-12 00:11:09

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@npub1062…krak That cat is inbread 🥁

2023-10-09 16:45:37

Her brother has been in the box
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2023-10-05 18:23:37

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Man I even offered to buy dinner because he was complaining about car insurance costs. If that’s not enough for him to come visit me, well then, shit, signal received.

2023-10-05 18:06:23

Okay well I guess things are officially over with motorcycle guy now, i just couldn’t get him to actually spend any time with me

2023-10-04 01:42:49

Why do I keep thinking about that fuckboy, someone come slap me

2023-10-03 22:45:59

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Racist tranny is a tautology

2023-09-25 19:40:02

Welp I swallowed my drink wrong so I guess I'll die

2023-09-23 01:19:54

Thanks for remembering that typo I made one time
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2023-09-18 19:02:02

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How do you say pornsick vibes in Spanish

2023-09-18 15:30:17

Mushrooms, how do they work?
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2023-09-17 19:54:58

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2023-09-17 18:08:43

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@npub1ghq…heke I guess they're for people that really want a cat but don't want to deal with cat hair. Although I think people that are allergic to cats (those poor souls) are still allergic to sphynx cats because they still have dander.
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2023-09-17 14:49:26

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2023-09-15 20:15:16

So dignified
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2023-09-15 17:49:00

I returned some Temu crap and the tracking has stalled for days, I wonder if it got delivered directly to a landfill

2023-09-15 17:17:04

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@npub1glk…6n38 I have the website for you
https://applerankings.com/

2023-09-15 17:15:59

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2023-09-15 16:49:54

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2023-09-15 16:34:50

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Well I’ve found plenty of “interesting” people :blob_cat_giggle:

2023-09-15 16:32:52

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@npub1la7…3t9x Still looks good even if it wasn't what you were aiming for!

2023-09-15 16:30:24

Way back when I was recovering from surgery at my parents' house, my mom said she checked on me and I was making chewing motions while I was asleep. I do dream about food a lot.

2023-09-15 16:26:54

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@npub18ht…rk0m Well where else am I supposed to try out this buttered popcorn vape juice

2023-09-15 16:17:55

I dreamed that I was a monster. I was eating a big bag of chips in a movie theater.

2023-09-14 20:20:35

Someday I’d like to find someone who can keep up an interesting conversation instead of sending daily “how are you today” messages
SAME AS I WAS YESTERDAY, BORED WITH YOU! :blobtriumph:

2023-09-14 00:21:44

Ughhhh I'm so bored with all the people I'm currently talking to

2023-09-12 21:47:21

Trying to take a call and this nut is demanding to be held
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2023-09-11 16:50:38

Wait what
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2023-09-11 12:48:52

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2023-09-11 12:45:31

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@npub1xz4…8uh7 @npub1m84…mutq
https://archive.ph/bRCR1

2023-09-10 21:06:19

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2023-09-10 21:00:11

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@npub1xz4…8uh7 Ahaha my mom also stores lids in a drawer separately

2023-09-10 15:53:58

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Bwahaha there is
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2023-09-10 15:48:19

Is there a shut up Deek mod for Hogwarts Legacy

2023-09-10 14:53:26

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@npub1la7…3t9x Well they are sweet. If I was doing a blind taste test I would say they're pumpkin spice chips. I kinda like them?
Although it seems like they missed an opportunity by not making them sweet potato chips. There's "powdered sweet potato" listed in the ingredients

2023-09-10 14:25:11

How many parents had to tell their kids what a gynecologist is because of the Barbie movie?

2023-09-10 13:40:13

I was just thinking that I haven't seen any new chip flavors in a while
I don't even like actual sweet potato casserole so this should be interesting
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2023-09-10 13:35:11

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2023-09-10 13:31:10

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@npub1m84…mutq It would be easier to understand than stones, whatever the hell those are

2023-09-10 13:28:51

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Also that's about the same amount I've lost over the past year so I lost a cat's worth of weight

2023-09-10 13:22:07

I just weighed my big babby and apparently he weighs 23 lbs :blobfearful:

2023-09-09 14:43:36

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2023-09-09 02:41:03

Is there any point to parsley flakes other than adding green specks to your food

2023-09-08 21:08:26

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@npub18ht…rk0m Time to find all that weight I lost 🍔🍟🍕🌮🍝

2023-09-08 21:02:45

I ordered too much food

2023-09-08 00:51:03

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@npub1fzn…98g0 It was little Caesars so it's debatable if it was ever good in the first place

2023-09-08 00:37:52

Now I'm scrolling through my old FB posts. I think I had some good ones :awesome:
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2023-09-04 18:50:41

Ellen Page passes for a 12 year old boy when she stands next to a man

2023-09-04 18:34:17

6
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2023-09-04 18:30:37

Waiting for this guy to confirm we're still on for seeing Barbie tonight... I might just go see it by myself of he doesn't

2023-09-04 18:16:54

Wow I heard from national orgasm day guy again after 3 weeks. And he has a sinus infection? Okay but you need to go get those dick lumps checked

2023-09-04 18:08:16

Smash Mouth finally ate the eggs 🪦

2023-09-03 22:34:21

Does filmmaker = pornographer because something about this room is giving me bad vibes :blobnervous:
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2023-09-03 22:22:31

Aha, I found the charger for my shoulder massager. It was in the closet
...which I already looked in earlier, but apparently I was blind

2023-09-01 23:01:13

:blob_smirk:
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