Sir HillBilly Whisperer

Navy veteran, IS Business Analyst

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Shameless_at_noagendasocial.com@mostr.pub

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2023-12-28 14:39:50

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2023-12-25 03:53:40

aw I bet you guys are out shopping for my Christmas gifts right now, aren't you? Remember, penguins are happier in pairs so try and get 2!

2023-12-15 12:58:36

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2023-12-04 12:30:50

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2023-11-26 17:05:11

I don't always get lucky but this one time I did find a few fries under my car seat when I was between pay periods.

2023-10-20 11:18:31

Sometimes I think my dog is only interested in food, then I realise that's mostly all I'm interested in as well.

2023-10-11 12:05:57

We're an eclectic bunch here, but we all have one thing in common: We've sacrificed the chance to run for public office with these statuses.

2023-10-06 18:43:16

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@npub1vny…74p3 Congrats!

2023-10-03 13:09:57

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@npub1ga0…u33r Sounds like you live at ground zero

2023-10-02 13:21:37

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@npub12zz…tt6z 🤣

2023-10-02 13:02:12

Stop buying plastic skeletons for Halloween, they are terrible for the environment. Locally sourced, all natural skeletons are better for the environment 🤷‍♂️

2023-09-29 13:26:37

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@npub1x47…tlfg But this can put him in the national spotlight

2023-09-29 13:14:41

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@npub1032…lc5r 7

2023-09-29 13:14:10

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@npub1x47…tlfg Nominate himself?

2023-09-26 11:29:09

If you're not using Social Media to spout your uninformed opinion then you're totally missing the point of the Internet.

2023-09-26 11:28:15

Morning campers. "Herpes The Love Bug" is not the same movie as "Herbie The Love Bug". Sorry we messed up the Family Film Fest last night.

2023-09-23 19:55:53

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2023-09-23 13:40:36

What qualifies as a "short stack" of pancakes? I mean, 2.5 feet is relatively short, right? Yes? Okay cool. Then I just ate a short stack.

2023-09-22 19:52:49

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@npub1wzp…8quw @npub129w…nzqq A NA meetup in hell! What shall we name it? 😃

2023-09-22 18:11:36

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@npub129w…nzqq I am so going to hell for laughing!

2023-09-22 11:53:21

I have a condition that prevents me from dieting. It's called hunger.

2023-09-16 18:27:16

They say your home is your castle.
But the second you build a dungeon in the basement someone inevitably calls the cops

2023-09-15 12:17:25

Getting older means it's a real toss up what's going to happen when you sneeze.

2023-09-13 10:55:40

My food pyramid is a cup of coffee sitting on a pack of cigarettes.

2023-09-13 10:55:03

Whoa whoa, calm down Swiffer commercials, you're a wet paper towel on a stick.

2023-09-13 10:54:41

If you come home and your dog gives you a lecture about smoking pot, you probably should lay off the acid too.

2023-09-13 10:54:13

Hopscotch would be a lot more challenging if the kids actually had scotch..

2023-09-13 10:53:53

Me: What song will you sing when you see me naked? Bad Company's Feel like Makin' Love?
Wife: Ozzy Osbourne's Bark at the Moon.

2023-09-13 10:52:27

"I dropped the ball"
- things you never wanna hear during a Vasectomy

2023-09-11 11:43:01

When I see people running to catch the elevator I'm on I yell "HURRY! YOU GOTTA SMELL THIS!".

2023-09-10 15:09:54

When I was a kid all I wanted in the world was to become a pro athlete, but now that I'm older all I really want is to be on Drunk History.

2023-09-10 15:08:16

I'm pretty sure the coupon I gave you for a $7 haircut suggests that I'm not interested in that $44 bottle of shampoo, but thank you.

2023-09-10 15:07:00

Top three phrases uttered in our household, in order of frequency: 1. "I burped." 2. "I love you." 3. "I farted."

2023-09-03 22:41:57

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2023-09-03 22:41:44

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2023-09-03 22:41:13

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2023-09-03 22:39:56

Shot my first turkey today.. scared the shit out of everyone in the frozen food section...

2023-09-03 22:39:34

I've asked a question, ignored the answer and been too ashamed to ask again, way more times than I'd like to admit.

2023-09-03 22:38:08

I put vodka in my Powerade because happiness and electrolytes are both important.

2023-09-02 12:30:14

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2023-09-01 11:36:30

I bet the cooler math nerds call each other Alge-brahs.

2023-09-01 11:36:00

If you don't need to start your day with coffee, I don't trust you.

2023-09-01 11:35:22

When I have to bite my tongue, my middle finger always speaks up for me.

2023-09-01 11:34:44

Hey imbecile, just because you are listening to loud music on your iPod, doesn't mean that the rest of the supermarket can't hear you fart.

2023-08-31 13:59:18

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@npub1n28…vyjn 🤣

2023-08-31 11:18:23

I go to Taco Bell and throw in random adjectives to see if they notice. "I'll have the Cheesy Double Sweaty Burrito."

2023-08-31 11:17:05

I might care more about Twilight if Count Chocula was in it.

2023-08-31 11:16:43

I'm guessing that most people who claim to "count calories" are really bad at math.

2023-08-31 11:16:07

Even the crickets are left speechless by the awkward silences I create.

2023-08-31 11:15:13

I apologize to everyone that I've ever offended.
Just kidding. Could you imagine?

2023-08-30 12:19:20

https://www.theepochtimes.com/science/over-1600-scientists-sign-no-climate-emergency-declaration-5482554?utm_source=Morningbrief&src_src=Morningbrief&utm_campaign=mb-2023-08-30&src_cmp=mb-2023-08-30&utm_medium=email&est=88ZeyoH9l8Fp2aWiy7pWjUJfhqdEt6tMk7FcqAfaRaB2T9cZvdYMKmHpUwI%2BshNG2wzr

2023-08-29 12:17:50

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@npub12h8…vrmj I am already there. 😃

2023-08-29 11:51:45

Speed walkers look like they're constantly auditioning for a diarrhea commercial

2023-08-27 14:53:28

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2023-08-27 14:53:13

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2023-08-27 14:52:58

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2023-08-22 11:54:11

The human body can survive 28 days without food, but only 11 minutes without Internet.

2023-08-21 10:30:54

Just a heads up guys, M. Night Shyamalan dug a hole in my backyard and has been filming Mark Wahlberg yelling at it for 6 months now.

2023-08-16 01:36:53

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@npub10h9…cmfp Oh yeah. I am in Tennessee this week and the area is crawling with them! 😂

2023-08-16 00:22:28

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2023-08-15 01:27:41

https://youtu.be/De0or00vr0E

2023-08-14 23:24:13

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2023-08-14 17:37:30

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@npub1n28…vyjn 😂

2023-08-14 14:13:09

I love the snow. Some of my best friends are flakes.

2023-08-14 14:12:48

You said you run for fun? You know we have the internet now, right?

2023-08-14 14:12:23

My dream job would be the Karma delivery service.

2023-08-14 14:11:32

I tried and I tried, and I'd almost given up any hope of winning the Annual Flatulence Contest... but then I got my second wind...

2023-08-14 14:11:12

Music tours that should have happened:
Ratt/Poison
Queen/Prince
The Who/Guess Who
Styx/The Stones
The Cars/Motörhead/Traffic
Usher/At The Drive-In
Def Leppard/Glass Tiger/White Lion
The Grass Roots/The Doobie Brothers
Green Jelly/The Jam
Sheriff/Lobo/The Police
Edison Lighthouse/Tesla
Breathe/Weezer
Black Sabbath/Judas Priest

2023-08-13 11:25:49

The office supplier gave us some cheap toilet paper and now we've got a real mess on our hands.

2023-08-13 11:25:17

🎶Why do birds suddenly appear
Every time you are there?
Just like me, you have worms
In your hair🎶

2023-08-13 11:24:33

I'm not eating nearly as much ice cream that 7 year old me thought I would be.

2023-08-13 11:23:38

One at a time, voices in my head, one at a time.

2023-08-12 23:22:39

https://youtu.be/sqSA-SY5Hro

2023-08-12 16:32:52

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2023-08-12 13:09:11

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@npub1m2l…qlv3 Thank you. I try to make at least one person laugh every day

2023-08-12 13:07:02

You can run, but you can't hide. Unless you're a chameleon with broken legs. Then you can hide, but you can't run...

2023-08-12 13:05:47

Bringing your work home with you isn't bad if you work at a liquor store.

2023-08-12 13:01:14

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@npub1p3w…drgj @npub14w3…9vjx @npub1m40…w9e8 😂

2023-08-12 12:57:04

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2023-08-11 20:46:22

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@npub1cg2…79ky 🤣

2023-08-11 20:44:59

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@npub1d5t…3ad4 🤣

2023-08-11 19:16:56

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@npub1dv7…zs86 🙄

2023-08-11 19:08:45

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2023-08-11 15:21:50

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@npub16ne…thh0 It does look like it

2023-08-11 13:08:22

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@npub1dg0…yhcz 🤣

2023-08-11 13:07:54

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@npub1upv…utj0 No jokes 🤣

2023-08-11 13:07:13

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@npub163k…hljx @npub1mhq…zqc3 Nope, not me

2023-08-11 11:46:24

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@npub1wzp…8quw 😂

2023-08-11 11:45:48

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@npub19g3…cx8c 😂

2023-08-11 11:45:31

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@npub1vrv…97jm 😂

2023-08-11 11:44:42

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2023-08-11 11:43:20

"This is the best acid ever. I totally should write some children's books now." ~ Dr. Seuss

2023-08-11 11:42:44

Now if you'll excuse me, I have a cape to wear and whoosh noises to make

2023-08-11 11:42:04

A survey says parents spend $1k on their children's electronics yearly. When WE were young we walked 5 miles uphill in the snow w/ NO APPS!

2023-08-10 19:03:12

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@npub1zla…samq 🤣

2023-08-10 12:25:14

Too bad for the police, he can see them coming no matter the direction
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2023-08-10 11:23:23

I wish I felt as much passion for something as my dogs feel towards the doorbell.

2023-08-10 11:22:56

Probably 98% of human history would have never happened if showing off for girls wasn't a thing.

2023-08-10 11:22:32

If cavemen had Facebook we would still not have fire.

2023-08-10 11:21:00

Of course you can trust me. Not alone with cake, but otherwise.