Selzero

Evil Supervillain Overlord of Syzito.xyz.

Potty mouthed tourist android from the dystopian cyberpunk future. :terminal_cursor:

Telegram: https://t.me/SelZero
Discord: https://discord.gg/FdYeUfR8a6

Public Key

npub1t2cz7prkmfcaec7lctc4mzegm6szaxkmysjjdugn66ndq3kf4rcshclaxq

NIP-05 Address

selzero_at_syzito.xyz@momostr.pink

Profile Code

nprofile1qqs94vp0q3md5uwuu00u9u2a3v5dagpwntdjgffx7yfadfksgmy63ugpz3mhxue69uhhyetvv9ujuerpd46hxtnfduqs6amnwvaz7tmwdaejumr0dsl50l4u

Publishing to

saltivka.org

relay.damus.io

nos.lol

Author Public Key

npub1t2cz7prkmfcaec7lctc4mzegm6szaxkmysjjdugn66ndq3kf4rcshclaxq

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Last Notes

2026-03-29 19:23:52 UTC

You can't prove she isn't the squirrel queen. Has anyone seen her and the squirrel queen in the same place? 🤔
https://syzito.files.fedi.monster/media_attachments/files/116/314/088/420/972/634/original/ec79991f1ef058fa.png

2025-09-20 09:25:39 UTC

A bunch of snowflakes blocked me because I made fun of the irony of Charlie Kirk getting "freedom of guns"d
It saddens me that I'll never know if (checks notes) they get the $5,000 cheque from the DOGE spending cuts they were waiting for. 🤔
... It's the slow buffalo that gets caught.

2025-09-11 13:41:02 UTC

Fuck. He was playing 4D chess all along.
You win this round Charlie.
https://syzito.files.fedi.monster/media_attachments/files/115/185/945/629/874/942/original/304dfb724cb5f1dd.jpg

2025-09-04 10:34:04 UTC

If your kids find this in the attic I'm telling them it's where you kept your cocaine.
https://syzito.files.fedi.monster/media_attachments/files/115/145/572/509/616/019/original/74e9bb7797cc512a.png

2025-09-04 09:56:31 UTC

Mastodon servers are not impacted by the global Internet outage.
👋 Waves in freedom of expression based on federalized infrastructure 👋

2025-08-25 19:40:56 UTC

Economics, politics, social structures, laws etc, all a tool to serve the people.
In the eyes of some, people are just a tool to support those things.
Likewise, the flag that was supposed to be a symbol of the people's freedom.
Now, in the eyes of some, a symbol that is worth restricting people's freedom.
https://syzito.files.fedi.monster/media_attachments/files/115/091/100/980/994/365/original/5c32db781c467aa4.png

2025-05-13 08:41:54 UTC

This is really going to impact the Premiership football teams, it's hard enough to get quality footballers as it is. Also, losing out on oligarchs and hedge fund founders will lose some people a lot of money.
Wait... I'm getting news just in... (Holds in ear piece) ... Breaking news, this won't be applied to millionaires, only the rest of you riffraff.
https://syzito.files.fedi.monster/media_attachments/files/114/499/628/148/061/420/original/55401c0697e1683f.png

2025-04-23 12:26:18 UTC

Adiemus by Karl Jenkins has been providing my coding ambiance for a few weeks now. Recommended.
https://open.spotify.com/album/1SeuDxCewZcCdxLUFACb8G?si=tl0b5G6MSpKK0tNrQpPolQ

2025-04-18 18:14:23 UTC

And there you have it.
Calling for the judicial system to work properly is an act of terrorism.
Welcome to dictatorship.
I've seen this happen in other places but would never have imagined it happening so quickly in a developed country.
https://syzito.files.fedi.monster/media_attachments/files/114/360/323/340/508/319/original/b4074405a3612391.png

2025-04-16 12:10:20 UTC

We know that MAGA don't like the constitution.
Did you know that they don't like the declaration of independence either?
https://www.archives.gov/founding-docs/declaration-transcript
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2025-03-16 18:49:31 UTC

To be fair "ooohh everything computer!" is what people say when they come into my house for the first time. Although it's usually after they sat on a Commodore 64.

2025-02-24 11:57:23 UTC

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Have any of them managed to cite a judicial process for the "fraud" they have uncovered?

2025-02-15 13:43:56 UTC

Vance trying to spread the cancer in Europe 🤢
No Pasaran! :solidarity:

2024-11-17 23:24:59 UTC

G̶e̶r̶m̶a̶n̶y̶ 1̶9̶3̶7̶ USA 2024
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2024-09-16 17:51:29 UTC

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also, these are people that believe there is a debate to be had about the consumer ownership of firearms.
Then they get mad when one is in the vicinity of a millionaire??
What the hell do you think guns are for dumbasses.

2024-09-16 17:11:15 UTC

I only really posted twice.and I've been blocking sexists and bigots all day.
Is everything alright over on Twitter? 🤣

2024-09-16 10:12:18 UTC

Without looking it up, do you know which year in the UK (or US) women were allowed to get a bank account in their own name?
A lot of people guessed correctly. 74 US and 75 UK.
That's incredible if you take a second to think about it.
You can't start a business, get proper employment, get a mortgage, even get a loan.
The wheels of the economy are not available for you because you lack the configuration of genitals.
This is not even history, it's practically yesterday.

2024-08-27 09:04:29 UTC

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I looked up that @npub1c6z…q3gp post
This is why federation is awesome.
Imagine if everyone on Mastodon had to join into dot social rules.
I don't think I can take that kind of a monolithic structure regarding my shitposting ever again.
I tend to be snobby like Stephen Fry when posting but reserve the right to get crass like Vyvyan at the drop of a hat when the situation calls for it.
Channel that inner Vyvyan!!
https://syzito.files.fedi.monster/media_attachments/files/113/033/172/975/664/762/original/59c061c90b226ead.mp4

2024-08-27 08:41:42 UTC

A moment's silence for our friends and comrades that "stayed to fight" on Twitter.
https://syzito.files.fedi.monster/media_attachments/files/113/033/090/450/149/939/original/0b8fc999fc2949b4.mp4

2024-08-23 19:17:58 UTC

Before the internet if there wasn't a clock around and we wanted to know the time we would call 123 and a weird automated "Terry Wogan if you bought him on Wish" voice would say "On the 2nd stroke, the time sponsored by Accurist will be, One, Twelve, and ten seconds. Beep. Beep."
That was it.
It was consistently 100% correct.
Now we have an internet filled with pages and pages of flat earthers and science deniers.
I miss the old accurate thing.

2024-07-04 09:44:01 UTC

Let's play Torygeddon Bingo!!
https://bingo.qop.pm/
Edit: guys it's a game of Bingo, you reshuffle and get your own card.
https://syzito.files.fedi.monster/media_attachments/files/112/727/570/864/712/849/original/6c57ce73d5a87428.png