allen

the saddest part is that this happens because Norway has been culturally colonised. these are not “Norwegian” thoughts, they are beamed in from the leftist regime.

2024-10-13 10:37:48 UTC

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*he stood around while a bitcoiner paid it

2024-10-13 10:15:59 UTC

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dude

2024-10-13 10:15:37 UTC

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I’m sure you could feed an LLM everything @npub1rtl…jtfs has ever said or tweeted, upload the result, and it would be almost by definition superior.

2024-10-13 10:13:58 UTC

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called it
https://allenfarrington.medium.com/gauge-theory-does-not-fix-this-625f98de3246

2024-09-30 14:55:34 UTC

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rarely, although it has been known to happen …

2024-09-22 11:13:47 UTC

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hope you enjoy!

2024-09-20 12:04:34 UTC

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yes

2024-09-20 12:01:54 UTC

ASK ME LITERALLY ANYTHING EXCEPT THINGS I DON’T WANT TO ANSWER
#note1708…kwjp

2024-09-19 13:57:15 UTC

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it actually occurred to me that Saif should host a debate

2024-09-18 18:43:40 UTC

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it’s an incredibly fiat mindset. to have real capital so financialized that you can only ever interact with securities, think that is deploying capital, and ultimately mistake capital for money.

2024-09-18 18:42:36 UTC

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🌶️

2024-09-18 15:06:54 UTC

Saylor is a fiat retard and you need to stop simping him. like right now. or like yesterday.
I may or may not choose to elaborate on this, but rn I’m both angry and busy, #sorrynotsorry.

2024-09-08 13:33:06 UTC

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okay but what did you get for breakfast?

2024-08-28 16:01:08 UTC

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never heard of it but would read it fo sho!

2024-08-25 17:05:44 UTC

I still don’t own a kazoo

2024-08-25 12:27:56 UTC

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I have not!

2024-08-25 12:27:34 UTC

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read everything by Scott. amazing mind. sadly just passed away too.

2024-08-21 09:05:49 UTC

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no, it’s German

2024-08-13 19:56:40 UTC

mood
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QFp8mM1rvc8

2024-07-22 11:03:19 UTC

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big if true

2024-07-17 12:58:36 UTC

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came with the flat. didn’t buy, just “got” 🤷‍♀️

2024-07-16 20:41:22 UTC

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Helga von Schnitzelhauzen it is!
https://m.primal.net/JTIn.png

2024-07-16 20:38:44 UTC

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how do you know I didn’t borrow against bitcoin to finance it? cheeky little speculative attack … one might even call it … money laundering …

2024-07-16 13:50:44 UTC

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yes but my marriage has just instaneously and tremendously improved.

2024-07-16 13:50:16 UTC

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so far just the one. what’s the bullish case for stacking? parallel washing?

2024-07-16 13:49:34 UTC

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haven’t named her yet, but really I should have, smh. and she’s a Bosch, so I guess should be German name?

2024-07-16 13:48:48 UTC

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little receptacle, but open to new ideas!

2024-07-16 12:17:53 UTC

mood
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j7e7p_Stv6c

2024-07-16 12:17:24 UTC

just got my first dishwasher. AMA.

2024-07-11 18:27:43 UTC

mood
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tQLqBL6CwAw

2024-07-07 22:11:11 UTC

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yeah but you could have stimulated the economy.

2024-06-30 18:59:10 UTC

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these are amazing! 😊

2024-06-29 21:13:42 UTC

📣 first time dabbling in long form on nostr with highlighter!
in which I forensically analyse the history of the shitcoin industrial complex, pinpoint unscrupulous financiers as the primary culprits, and trace the narrative evolution to try to predict what scams and bullshit will likely come next. enjoy! 😘
#naddr1qv…zfww

2024-06-28 17:37:50 UTC

mood
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HhYEWrtX7YA

2024-06-21 19:07:51 UTC

fiat is retarded
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FMNy9e7r41Y

2024-06-19 09:34:27 UTC

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(once I get a piano)

2024-06-19 09:34:16 UTC

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gonna learn this on the piano

2024-06-19 09:34:02 UTC

mood
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aatr_2MstrI

2024-06-13 07:31:13 UTC

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I have no idea what a “beach cruiser” is but I can tell from the vibe here that this is good news all round and I’m happy for you.

2024-06-12 18:29:54 UTC

cosigning the shit out of this. the most coherent thing to confuse the shit out of people still trapped in a “left vs right” framework would be for Bernie to also endrose it and implicitly ally with Trump, given he (seemingly alone on the national stage) represents what the Democrats used to be when they had actual beliefs.
finger in the air guesstimate puts 70% of elected reps and 90% of dems in the same “party” that you may as well just call “the regime”, never mind “neocon”.
they don’t have “politics” in the sense you might find intellectually stimulating to debate besides their own power and wealth. Bernie actually does (even if you think some of it is a bit nuts) and Trump is arguably even more entertaining: he is pure chaos exposing these fault lines.
I have no idea where I was going with this ramble besides wanting to land on: Trump endorsing Bitcoin was inevitable. embrace it and shame any dems with a moral compass to one-up him and support it even harder. then sit back and enjoy the collapse of the GAE 👍
#note1msn…6ang

2024-06-12 15:59:26 UTC

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smoothness suggests a continuum whereas you can have infinitely divisible rational dust too 🤷‍♀️

2024-06-12 15:51:51 UTC

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all true, but nonetheless an intriguing and surely positive development that now the good guys can do the buying …

2024-06-12 11:53:21 UTC

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Giacomo is a poopy face constructivist. mic drop. the end.

2024-06-12 11:52:05 UTC

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brb figuring out how to define “almost” in terms of technically rigorous epsilon-delta algebra

2024-06-12 10:27:51 UTC

“there are almost infinite numbers”
- @npub1l2v…ajft
😂😂😂

2024-06-09 13:17:22 UTC

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favorite activity is definitely hanging out with allen 👍

2024-06-06 20:43:40 UTC

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YES

2024-06-06 09:19:56 UTC

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- short riot, long bitcoin
- insanely, hilariously risky hedge
- spot-on analysis of why public miners are horrific investments
- (probably unintentionally) massively bullish on future of mining re: decentralization and censorship resistance
- trade as a whole closes the loop on a beautiful speculative attack
…
- 99% of bitcoin twitter seems to have seen “public miners are stupid, we are short” and lost their minds because they can’t read or think.

2024-06-06 09:16:51 UTC

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what they *actually said* is incredibly bullish for bitcoin but most bitcoiners appear to have reading comprehension difficulties so they think it’s bearish, stupid, or both.

2024-06-06 09:15:53 UTC

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nah probably not

2024-06-06 09:11:47 UTC

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I strongly recommend just reading (shock! horror!) the short report. it’s the most bullish thing I’ve seen in a long time:
https://www.kerrisdalecap.com/wp-content/uploads/2024/06/RIOT-Kerrisdale.pdf

2024-06-06 09:00:22 UTC

this kerrisdale (hedge fund) thing is honestly the best litmus test I think I’ve ever seen in this space 😂

2024-06-03 06:56:24 UTC

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the antizap: for when a note is so bad I get your sats.

2024-06-02 21:53:30 UTC

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good thing I didn’t do that then?

2024-06-02 08:35:40 UTC

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combination of the godawful WBD and a flurry of private conversations people have felt compelled to relate in its wake.

2024-06-02 08:21:45 UTC

whether you believe the “spook” memes or not, Saylor is so clearly using his influence to pull up the ladder behind him it baffles me he still has any simps left.
and fml it’s clear he doesn’t even understand wtf what he’s talking about whenever he tries to put forward the most palatable version of this take he can come up with.
stripped of “spacetime laser energy” trimmings, his actual take is: “ossify now, scale with custodians, number go up if you’re already in.”
that’s not an entirely unreasonable position, but it needs to be identified more clearly, weighed up mindfully of his technical illiteracy around consensus and forks, and argued against more forcefully in light of these realisations.

2024-05-31 15:42:20 UTC

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okay but how do you know how much hasn’t been identified?

2024-05-27 16:12:30 UTC

the saddest part of all this is that anybody cares what saylor thinks in the first place 🤦‍♀️

2024-05-26 19:30:04 UTC

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it’s not artificial intelligence, it’s natural stupidity

2024-05-26 11:16:03 UTC

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😢

2024-05-24 09:03:43 UTC

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vitalik?

2024-05-24 07:46:09 UTC

mood
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WRz2MxhAdJo

2024-05-23 10:35:35 UTC

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- get thrown in prison

2024-05-16 10:11:52 UTC

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zactly

2024-05-13 20:22:53 UTC

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the establishment is scared of my truths!

2024-05-13 20:14:52 UTC

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idk man he shitcoined real hard

2024-05-10 08:08:09 UTC

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a bit depressing as an answer, but during covid, that a frightening number of people will do whatever they are told and then rationalize it post hoc, no matter how completely insane or evil the instructions are.

2024-05-10 08:05:04 UTC

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“bridging to other protocols” needs a trigger warning. I just threw up a little in my mouth.

2024-05-10 08:03:30 UTC

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is that a question? if so, I reject it.

2024-05-10 07:52:53 UTC

mood
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S_RTRtRyYxQ

2024-05-07 21:44:21 UTC

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stay humble!

2024-05-06 09:55:16 UTC

mood
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TFAKpP_c8Ns

2024-05-04 14:47:39 UTC

new Axiom article by @npub1uat…n24e, Dhruv Bansal, and myself!
https://www.axiombtc.capital/stack

2024-05-04 09:39:45 UTC

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stay humble, stack kids.

2024-05-03 21:29:42 UTC

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YEAH!
suck it mrs allen

2024-05-03 21:27:44 UTC

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kids? bearish. great^9 grandkids!

2024-05-03 21:25:18 UTC

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or just whenever you try to post a light mode screenshot your app quits and deletes itself. that way people really learn their lesson.

2024-05-03 18:26:21 UTC

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YOU’RE A SUBSET OF PI

2024-05-03 18:25:19 UTC

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it’s like pi.
few.

2024-05-03 18:23:33 UTC

mrs allen: "how much is bitcoin now?"
me: "60 or so, I think. I try not to know the answer to that to the extent I can avoid finding it out, though."
mrs allen: "you know that doesn't make you as interesting as you think it does, right?"

2024-05-03 08:57:29 UTC

wtfhappenedin1871
https://cdn.mises.org/principles_of_economics.pdf

2024-05-01 14:19:48 UTC

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lift the price!

2024-04-30 21:09:46 UTC

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you can just pick them at random. it doesn’t matter what they say.

2024-04-30 13:55:49 UTC

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yeah pretty much. 60 hour stream of consciousness AND SEND!