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2026-03-24 00:00:07 UTC

Dad Has Family Arrive At Airport Before It's Even Built https://buff.ly/Pryr4Kk
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2026-03-09 19:15:07 UTC

Mamdani Clarifies That His Wife Only Celebrates Terrorism In Her Capacity As A Private Citizen https://buff.ly/FBGKO2a
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2026-02-21 21:00:09 UTC

Democrats Warn Voter ID Will Disenfranchise Key Voting Demographic Of People Too Stupid To Get An ID https://buff.ly/2XUJWN1
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2026-02-07 19:30:06 UTC

Impressed By Their Setting Up Checkpoints To Demand Papers, Trump Hires Protesters To Join Border Patrol https://buff.ly/2Xpq6nn
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2026-01-30 00:17:48 UTC

12 Most Insidious Secret Jewish Plots Revealed https://buff.ly/ecRjqtd
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2026-01-17 00:11:53 UTC

Trump Holds Oval Office Summit With Prominent Muslim Leader https://buff.ly/2tkbfVQ
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2025-10-22 21:00:08 UTC

Next 'No Kings' Protest To End By 4 P.M. So Everyone Can Get Home In Time For 'Matlock' https://buff.ly/GBMJFlv
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2025-10-03 18:02:33 UTC

Portland Police: 'We Wish There Were Some Kind Of Organized, Armed Force That Could Fight Back Against Antifa' https://buff.ly/F0j9NbS
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2025-09-20 20:00:09 UTC

McGruff The Crime Dog Goes Undercover In Furry Terrorist Cell https://buff.ly/3fpKEPM
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2025-07-02 15:41:48 UTC

Disqualified Lia Thomas Asks If He Can Still Just Hang Out Naked In The Olympic Women’s Locker Rooms https://buff.ly/ITxposk
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2025-03-18 17:56:43 UTC

CIA Files Reveal JFK Was Killed By Seed Oils https://buff.ly/TTcwc8Q
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2025-03-15 22:00:36 UTC

16 Investments Doing Better Than The Current Stock Market https://buff.ly/78DFU48
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2025-03-15 20:00:08 UTC

Trump Revokes Top Democrats' Access To In-N-Out Secret Menu https://buff.ly/H2Wh0gM
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2025-02-28 02:00:12 UTC

To Catch Up On Today's News, Man Just Reads 2-Year-Old Posts On Conspiracy Blog https://buff.ly/3Tg94CX
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2025-02-27 23:26:01 UTC

White House Cheerleading Squad Loads Epstein Files In T-Shirt Cannons And Launches Them Into Crowd https://buff.ly/41AVMFg
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2025-02-26 18:03:26 UTC

NSA Agents Horrified People Spying On Their Personal Conversations https://buff.ly/4h0DSQs
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2025-02-26 15:30:09 UTC

Federal Judge Declares Constitution Unconstitutional https://buff.ly/418HtWI
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2025-01-20 20:38:31 UTC

Vivek And Elon Ask Trump If They Can Make A Blanket Fort In The Lincoln Bedroom https://buff.ly/4h3G7Dq
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2025-01-02 13:55:29 UTC

FBI Confirms Terrorist Attack By Stating 'This Is Not A Terrorist Attack' https://buff.ly/4iYFRXO
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2024-12-18 00:00:16 UTC

Newly Discovered Scroll Reveals Fourth Wise Man Who Brought Baby Jesus A Priceless Lego Millennium Falcon https://buff.ly/3W7LXeT
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2024-12-17 23:07:17 UTC

Husband Helpfully Points Out All Historical Inaccuracies In Wife’s Favorite Period Drama https://buff.ly/4gbcz6x
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2024-12-16 23:15:02 UTC

Powerful: This Broadway Production Called A Little Retarded Girl Up On Stage https://buff.ly/3OXM9Jp
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2024-12-04 16:50:38 UTC

Confused Senior Citizen Pledges $1 Billion To Exiled Nigerian Prince https://buff.ly/3ZmA6tR
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2024-11-28 20:30:02 UTC

Man Does His Part To Prepare For Thanksgiving By Not Going Into Kitchen So He Won't Be In The Way https://buff.ly/4fNtDPV
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2024-11-28 19:30:01 UTC

'Don't Let Anyone Take Your Power,' Tipsy Aunt Kamala Tells Confused Five-Year-Olds at Thanksgiving Kids' Table https://buff.ly/4io9YI7
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2024-11-24 18:00:05 UTC

After Illegal Immigrant Found Guilty Of Murder, Dems Sentence Him To Flying Coach https://buff.ly/3AVLXXR
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2024-11-24 00:30:01 UTC

After Playing Steve In Minecraft Movie, Jack Black to Play Lara Croft https://buff.ly/3OtWrRb
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2024-11-23 18:30:04 UTC

Musk Announces Plan To Buy MSNBC And Turn It Into A News Network https://buff.ly/3OmGwnP
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2024-11-23 18:00:34 UTC

Fattest, Sickest Country On Earth Concerned New Health Secretary Might Do Something Different https://buff.ly/3UUHMlS
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2024-10-10 15:33:49 UTC

What A Jerk! Kamala Wants To Help With Hurricane Relief But DeSantis Refuses To Tell Her Where Florida Is https://buff.ly/4eD7cwc
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2024-09-21 21:00:15 UTC

Democrats Accuse Trump Of Inciting Further Violence By Not Dying https://buff.ly/3B3oCmB
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2024-09-03 21:00:14 UTC

Are Your Apartment Neighbors Actually A Venezuelan Street Gang? Know The Signs https://buff.ly/4gcKnAI
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2024-09-03 12:03:51 UTC

White House Assures Inflation Is Only Affecting People Who Need To Buy Stuff https://buff.ly/45Af50F
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2024-09-02 21:00:16 UTC

Primary Cause Of Global Warming Found To Be Massive Dumpster Fire Burning At 1600 Pennsylvania Ave Washington DC https://buff.ly/3Q6bX4g
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2024-08-06 00:00:12 UTC

Genius: Man Survives Market Crash By Not Having Any Money In The First Place https://buff.ly/42lcpmD
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2024-08-05 15:13:22 UTC

Biden Calls On The Economy To Stop Being Bad https://buff.ly/3ze6pQb
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2024-08-05 12:09:23 UTC

Mass Panic As Jim Cramer Predicts Giant Bug Mutants Will Not Attack Earth Next Tuesday At 2:17 PM https://buff.ly/3DmRV1E
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2024-07-31 23:00:16 UTC

Kamala Addresses Black Crowd Wearing Do-rag And Giant Gold Dollar Sign Necklace https://buff.ly/3WM0U6Q