Kerosene - I Just Gooned, inc.

https://fsebugoutzone.org/users/kerosene

For a healthy life a man must keep a balance between effortposting and shitposting.

Permanently out of my element :donnie:

I HATE "HAPPY" BY PHARRELL WILLIAMS
I HATE "HAPPY" BY PHARRELL WILLIAMS
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English / Español / Can somewhat understand other languages.

Alt account: https://bae.st/users/Kerosene
Alt account: https://novoa.nagoya/@queroseno
Nostr: npub164lfv2ulgzs6qp3cgtfup92p4pa77t5upa2q9a6xx7mwnls2tlzqy3ufjv

Public Key

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NIP-05 Address

kerosene_at_fsebugoutzone.org@momostr.pink

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Last Notes

2025-04-19 13:32:16 UTC

It's a molest or be molested world out there.

2025-04-18 21:52:26 UTC

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Not sure if there's a single Marvel/DC heroine worth gooning to. You've missed your opportunity, America, my cum now belongs exclusively to Japan.

2025-04-18 21:47:10 UTC

I hate how when a post is not public my replies are automatically set at the same level of visibility. No, Pleromer, I don’t want my post to be “unlisted”. Whenever I reply to anyone with a mindless and sexual comment I want *everybody* to see it.
[image.png](https://media.freespeechextremist.com/rvl/full/0a66a6069c89960d311814569ec4e10472ce713b5f5430bd2cb397acaab549dc?name=image.png )
https://media.freespeechextremist.com/rvl/full/0a66a6069c89960d311814569ec4e10472ce713b5f5430bd2cb397acaab549dc?name=image.png

2025-04-13 14:36:54 UTC

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Traditions are pretty nice. Over the years some Christmas traditions have died here where I live but I'd like to see them back.

2025-04-13 03:46:31 UTC

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It feels somewhat janky as most open source games but its has some interesting mechanics

2025-04-11 02:52:38 UTC

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Skynet, kill this guy

2025-04-10 19:02:10 UTC

I'm dying of sex, call a doctor.
[gelbooru_1ffd80768de81859a25c7871c1b9cfad.jpg](https://media.freespeechextremist.com/rvl/full/28cab8bac9093ad26139c460a639f595d80212d01cd9a26aa4aee0cdfa040e9e?name=gelbooru_1ffd80768de81859a25c7871c1b9cfad.jpg )
https://media.freespeechextremist.com/rvl/full/28cab8bac9093ad26139c460a639f595d80212d01cd9a26aa4aee0cdfa040e9e?name=gelbooru_1ffd80768de81859a25c7871c1b9cfad.jpg

2025-04-10 14:26:40 UTC

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Literally me

2025-04-06 17:48:41 UTC

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Does it have that plastic that melts as time passes?

2025-04-06 17:47:27 UTC

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Make :todditjustworks: be an image not found icon.

2025-04-04 02:50:19 UTC

Italian revolution but instead of a guillotine they have a comically-sized pizza cutter that falls on your neck (you put you know what on pizza, death penalty)

2025-04-04 00:02:32 UTC

ChatGPT, write me an essay on the mental health benefits of creampieing your own sister.

2025-04-03 21:43:42 UTC

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I don't want to know the context of this post, I'm just gonna reply the same whenever someone asks me for advice regarding home ownership.

2025-03-28 13:54:03 UTC

She GNUs my Linux til I Bash

2025-03-27 17:29:24 UTC

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When you say HD2D do you mean stuff like Octopath Traveler? That shit looks like someone imported 2D assets into Unreal, turned the bloom and depth of field effects up to 11 and called it a day, then people look at it and go "omg Nintendo hire this man"

2025-03-27 03:15:25 UTC

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Goatse

2025-03-27 03:04:06 UTC

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Pro-loli soyjaks vs the Anti-loli Graf-hating giga chad

2025-03-27 02:59:17 UTC

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Put me somewhere on the top-left quadrant then. Preferably if the pictures end up in the shape of a penis.

2025-03-27 02:55:55 UTC

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Where do we pro-loli fags who don't participate in hell threads end up

2025-03-25 13:22:49 UTC

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It's not that I'm a footfag. It's just that I really like those shoes and I want to cum inside of them and get her feet sticky.

2025-03-24 05:28:12 UTC

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Sorry but games are just not for you. You can have sportsball though.
>Not all of us want to touch your cum covered controller
ALL true gamers would, and they would also give me a high-five.
[announcement.mp4](https://media.freespeechextremist.com/rvl/full/2b57b4c6d83b550d320985439f08d82e7dc13f7e2bb9912fe11d72916e549b4d?name=announcement.mp4 )
https://media.freespeechextremist.com/rvl/full/2b57b4c6d83b550d320985439f08d82e7dc13f7e2bb9912fe11d72916e549b4d?name=announcement.mp4

2025-03-24 04:56:21 UTC

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>You're actively making the gaming community look like a bunch of sad losers
That's exactly who games are for. Normgroids can stay away from my games. Only we balding manchildren are worthy of enjoying the pleasures of gaming.

2025-03-24 04:48:33 UTC

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He's right, Anita. I'm going to breed your withering womb as punishment for ruining my games.

2025-03-23 16:05:25 UTC

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>so they thought it’d be better to add the Romans in a medieval game
Uhhh but the Romans were already in AoE2 (Byzantines)

2025-03-23 14:28:35 UTC

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>WingsOfRedemption pushed his wife
This dude is married? :senkowhat:

2025-03-21 15:05:46 UTC

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Once Mecha-Hitler rises all news should turned into 24/7 stories of criminals getting smoked with 3D renders of them getting shot in the Sniper Elite style.

2025-03-21 13:31:44 UTC

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I've never used it (poorfag) but I'm glad to hear it actually works that way. I also wonder how intuitive the UI is, I've used Steam's Big Picture mode once or twice and it seemed okay at the time, but it was a gorillion years ago.

2025-03-21 12:57:20 UTC

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Consoles should be "just pick it up and start playing right away" machines, I don't get the need to push a desktop OS onto them (this includes Linux btw).

2025-03-21 04:08:11 UTC

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Being latinx means you will randomly explode at some point in your 30's

2025-03-21 03:32:23 UTC

Flirting with the genie girl until she gives in and gives me my first wish (now she's my genie girl gf).

2025-03-21 03:26:10 UTC

The belly of the beast
The tummy of the beast
The midriff of the beast

2025-03-19 15:29:54 UTC

The world is not prepared for a doujin where fem-Marx is a megaslut who asks Engels daddy for money in exchange of sex.

2025-03-17 17:17:46 UTC

I am aware that the announcement of imminent masturbation has been a serious reocurring issue lately, and I am here with my bottom-level social skills to ensure that it will only worsen. I hope that this server full of mostly male members will appreciate the fact that I will soon be cumming, and offer me that coveted high-five that I so surely deserve. As the announcement of imminent masturbation is NOT in the current ruleset, I will continue to toe this line. Any and all action taken against me by the mod team will be considered extra judicial and I will retaliate by mobilizing my army of alts. If any males want to provide me a high-five or emotial gratification, please do so. If any females wish to provide me sexual gratification, ew. Thank you, and please remember: I AM NOW MASTURBATING
#fediblock #mutualaid #introduction #twitter #bluesky

2025-03-17 02:47:41 UTC

Now offering my Spanish learning services to fedi folk. I'll teach you how to say slurs in all regional variations. We won't cover how to have meaningful conversations, we don't do that over here.
Type-in "TACO" to get 40% off.

2025-03-16 03:22:18 UTC

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Vim: No anime mascot. Can't exit it (uhh malware???)
Nano: Cute anime girl mascot. Can exit it (keybinding hint always shown, very user friendly)
[50e8513342527cdbc2d3ee4ae4458672.jpg](https://fsebugoutzone.org/media/dccae2f9-3178-4e5c-a39d-08d457b6acf1/50e8513342527cdbc2d3ee4ae4458672.jpg?name=50e8513342527cdbc2d3ee4ae4458672.jpg )
https://fsebugoutzone.org/media/dccae2f9-3178-4e5c-a39d-08d457b6acf1/50e8513342527cdbc2d3ee4ae4458672.jpg?name=50e8513342527cdbc2d3ee4ae4458672.jpg

2025-03-16 00:28:39 UTC

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But are you stone cold?

2025-03-15 02:29:13 UTC

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Cars is peak cinema. It will resonate with every man above the age of 30.

2025-03-14 02:55:02 UTC

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Fuck as in sex or fuck as in screw it (sex).

2025-03-12 22:46:28 UTC

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CUNNY
CUNNY2
CUNNY2*
NIGGERCUNNY2*

2025-03-12 21:44:47 UTC

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sex

2025-03-11 02:42:56 UTC

We can combine the two best fetishes and call it "Foot-anari".

2025-03-10 15:33:17 UTC

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Should have paid $5000 dollaridoos a month for hosting, tsk tsk tsk, rookie mistake.

2025-03-10 03:49:35 UTC

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Honestly I'd be surprised if any cops actually showed up at my door. Over here if you call them they'll just tell you "aww man that sucks" and tell you there's nothing they can do, or they'll arrive like 1 hour late after you've been raped and tea-bagged.

2025-03-10 03:40:00 UTC

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>SWAT team barges into my room, pointing their rifles at me
>"DO NOT MOVE. TELL US WHERE THE OTHER ONE IS"
>"ehh?"
>"YOUR GF IDIOT. WHERE IS SHE HIDING"
How do I get out of a situation like this if I become an instance owner?

2025-03-10 03:28:53 UTC

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Undercover NAFO member.

2025-03-10 02:26:16 UTC

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>grill
Wait, we can fight over this. Charcoal or gas? :gunright:

2025-03-10 02:21:43 UTC

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This is what happens when you bring politics into the anime porn app.

2025-03-10 01:51:21 UTC

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wife

2025-03-09 22:30:46 UTC

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What even is a "day of hope" supposed to be? Sounds super vague.

2025-03-09 19:39:38 UTC

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So that's why they never let him teach defense against the "dark" arts, some Hufflepuff would have complained to HR the moment they saw the nignog walking in and ask the class to be renamed. Better left teaching how to make purple drank.

2025-03-05 02:35:22 UTC

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Brother you're chronically online, learn from some of us: Go touch some anime spam bot and repost the pictures.

2025-03-04 15:16:20 UTC

Making Drakula black and calling him "Blackula" is peak comedy.

2025-03-04 03:17:44 UTC

What if sex with a girl but instead of sex it's her embracing me and stroking my hair until I'm feeling better.

2025-03-02 04:40:03 UTC

From each according to his saved pictures, to each according to his need for flat anime tummy.

2025-03-02 00:59:12 UTC

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Engaging skinwalker detection :loading:

2025-03-01 21:26:23 UTC

Not gonna lie that was not my proudest post.

2025-03-01 03:05:30 UTC

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holy hips

2025-03-01 02:46:13 UTC

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hmm yes very sex

2025-02-28 14:19:39 UTC

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B-but I don't want to be a murderer, I just want to be a cute little rapist.

2025-02-28 14:14:22 UTC

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NO, FUCK YOU. I still have to work on Saturdays :angrycry: I wish I was a jew to take the day off.

2025-02-27 12:00:47 UTC

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wife

2025-02-27 02:45:26 UTC

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Wtf? Ketchup always goes on the fridge what do you mean.

2025-02-26 03:06:02 UTC

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I would totally fuck that onahole while Frieren is holding it.

2025-02-24 01:43:07 UTC

I'm gonna do it, Batman. I'm going to do dev shit on Windows :joker:

2025-02-22 18:54:48 UTC

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It's genuinely not you, it's just that no sane human being would realistically put up with any of that shit if it wasn't for the 0.000001% chance of finding a job with the degree they're reaching for. I'm a teacher myself and I can't fucking stand taking classes of any kind.

2025-02-22 18:48:10 UTC

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Kill Kirino

2025-02-20 23:33:16 UTC

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PREACH
HAIRY PUSSY SUPREMACY

2025-02-20 14:19:28 UTC

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Quick rundown?

2025-02-20 13:42:17 UTC

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What crime?

2025-02-19 20:32:45 UTC

Suggest Fedi Block [@Wiz](https://loli.church/@Wiz )
Who is promoting Asuka propaganda and agreeing with Shinji, claiming Rei is a bland, boring bitch.
And anytime someone backs them into a corner, they claim "oh, I do not care, I am only being autistic".
There are many people who have shit taste and shit taste does not encourage people to promote Asuka propaganda and then use the excuse of that shit taste, whenever they fail to sway people.
#FediBlock #EVA #20FuckingYears #Propaganda #ShitTaste #Autism

2025-02-19 09:49:11 UTC

He who sacrifices freedom for a sloppy blowjob from a cute neet girl is literally me.

2025-02-18 12:42:20 UTC

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Going back to wangblows like a beaten dog :dilbertsuicide:

2025-02-18 12:36:25 UTC

Battery life is SO much better on Windows, what the hell

2025-02-18 01:07:42 UTC

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We're brothers of the soul, my favorite girl basically NEVER wins in any anime. Authors have SHIT taste, always.

2025-02-18 01:05:51 UTC

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>2019
Literal prehistory. I'm trying to extract as much false information I was told about this anime from my head and the only thing I can remember is that there are a lot of love triangles and apparently also cucking, idk how true that is.

2025-02-18 01:01:59 UTC

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OOOH the Shinzo Abe kino I haven't watched.

2025-02-18 01:01:42 UTC

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>DitF
literally who

2025-02-18 00:06:13 UTC

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Sorry but no fun features allowed on Fedi, only twitter stuff.

2025-02-15 22:06:51 UTC

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I'm literally eating doritos right now in celebration.

2025-02-15 22:02:34 UTC

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YESSSSSSSSS

2025-02-14 14:41:21 UTC

I literally hate Tux so much :linux:
We could have a cute penguin girl or at least an aesthetically pleasing penguin, but they went with the most horrible design ever.
I feel like this stupid penguin is gonna cuck me out of my files any day now.
One day I'll press the power up button and this retard :linux: will come up on screen with all his fatness and make me watch as he destroys all my cute pictures on disk.

2025-02-14 02:05:01 UTC

Hopping the woman I've been stalking the last few months will suddenly marry me on time to have our first valentine date tomorrow.

2025-02-13 02:46:43 UTC

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Alright, so from left to right it's:
- Google Chrome (likely for looking up feet)
- File Explorer (organizing feet pics)
- Outlook (sending feet pics to coworkers)
- System Monitor (how much RAM do I have left to load feet pics?)
- Element (sharing feet pics)
- Brave (looking up feet pics but without ads)
- Bamboo Lab something (modeling feet to print)
- Discord (minecraft mod server)

2025-02-13 02:31:17 UTC

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>sensitive
Kyaa~ don't touch it too much >w<

2025-02-13 02:12:40 UTC

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Bocchi-coded

2025-02-13 02:04:15 UTC

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So true, preach

2025-02-11 22:52:06 UTC

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No need to wait, the diagnosis is gay.

2025-02-09 02:15:38 UTC

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Definitely NOT sex.
VERY unsex.

2025-02-08 19:25:28 UTC

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Peeing on the shit stuck to the toilet bowl and cumming into your sister's socks. Two male experiences that FtM will never understand.

2025-02-08 19:05:15 UTC

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Pee on it with all your might.

2025-02-08 18:24:24 UTC

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Okay so I'm a man who prefers to come to conclusions on his own so I'll need you to post that picture since this post is lacking context.

2025-02-07 02:17:18 UTC

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absolute sex

2025-02-05 03:16:31 UTC

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Uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh would

2025-02-05 03:10:37 UTC

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What about pleasantly retarded woman

2025-02-05 03:04:47 UTC

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KDE KEPT KRASHING MY KOMPUTER SHADDUP :gunright:

2025-02-05 03:03:12 UTC

This janky random Flatpak made by some dude is somehow like a million times snappier and faster than the absolute piece of steaming shit software store developed by Gnome. That monument to humanity's incompetence is so unusable I have no idea how they ship it with standard Gnome with a straight face.

2025-02-04 15:07:57 UTC

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Imagine french-kissing her and picking up all the week-old food particles with your tongue like some kind of deep sea fish-cleaning creature.

2025-01-31 01:45:37 UTC

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Wife material

2025-01-30 03:32:09 UTC

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>our first time mating
WGFD

2025-01-27 11:24:26 UTC

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