PresidentElectTheRupertDamnit

I'm only doing this because @npub1xswmtflr4yclfyy4mq4y4nynnnu2vu5nk8jp0875khq9gnz0cthsc0p4xw asked me to.

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TheRupertDamnit@henhouse.social

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2024-09-07 15:06:19

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https://www.nationalreview.com/2015/05/professor-if-you-read-your-kids-youre-unfairly-disadvantaging-others-katherine-timpf/
This statement was made in favor of abolishing private schools.

2024-09-06 05:11:59

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I love that it gave the farmer man a face.

2024-09-04 16:31:15

Which #dev is working on a #kid client for #nostr ?

2024-09-04 13:25:19

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I mean, he can't help it. He signs his enemieswith a sword once he wins. That's pretty top level shit.

2024-09-04 13:20:35

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So, the horse is the problem?

2024-09-04 13:18:42

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But he's not on a horse.

2024-09-04 13:17:19

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Okay but Guy Williams Zorro or Antonio Banderas Zorro?

2024-09-04 13:09:22

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Goth boy on a horse...Zorro?

2024-09-03 16:27:31

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I do believe they did not do their due diligence when researching Nostr and it's lack of lame-o algorithms. They want big brother to spoon feed them content.

2024-09-03 16:21:50

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This is 100% on the user. You have to follow folks and hashtags and actually interact to really get the most out of it. No one will serve content to you.

2024-09-01 17:24:22

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I was talking about this in there recently actually. I HATE talking on the phone with a purple passion but it feels so right in cornychat.

2024-09-01 16:34:25

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You are absolutely welcome! Cornychat.com and then whichever room is visible.

2024-09-01 14:32:18

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Thank you! I just get so tired of seeing some of those cretins. They post things that most folks keep to themselves.

2024-09-01 14:25:52

Does anyone have suggestions to block the folks from the mastodon bridge from my feed?
#asknostr

2024-08-31 16:05:08

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Like, I know if you don't have the answer, he does and vice versa.

2024-08-30 19:28:22

The real feds were the friends we made along the way...
#fuckthefeds #ithinkijustencouragedfolkstofucktheirfriends

2024-08-29 23:07:28

Never enough.
#nevent1q…gsua

2024-08-29 20:52:42

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I think I know who you're talking about but I can't think of his name either.
I may have to make a short video for "the finger trick" for 9s. Lol.

2024-08-29 20:42:50

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Wisdom is always welcome. As are you, welcome!

2024-08-29 19:12:56

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Idk if they have that at the Aldi or the Kroger. But I'm not going to the Kroger because they try to look at my face.

2024-08-29 19:10:06

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Please give you a cabinet position? Sure. You are captain of the foosball team.

2024-08-29 19:07:44

I accept this win. It wasn't an honor to have gone against such an unworthy opponent.
#nevent1q…37fz

2024-08-29 19:04:51

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Only against movie makers that only wear black and white clothes to represent their heritage externally.

2024-08-29 19:01:50

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We have literal salt mines in Louisiana, btw.

2024-08-29 18:34:00

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I had some curry at the Indian place that folks were fanning themselves over. Didn't flinch. Lol.

2024-08-29 18:21:36

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Thank you! We pride ourselves on using more spice than folks can handle.

2024-08-29 18:19:16

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Now that's a bold faced lie. I am not just some white chick. I am Cajun. We have spices folks don't even know exist.

2024-08-29 16:43:07

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See? He's "already President" but hasn't kept his promises.

2024-08-29 16:42:37

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He's such a politician he has folks thinking that his ideas work when it's just pushing back the early.

2024-08-29 01:07:04

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Narwhal?

2024-08-28 22:49:31

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Hey, high, howdy, neighboroony!

2024-08-27 12:48:33

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Not. A. One.

2024-08-27 12:46:28

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All the women on Nostr are bots.

2024-08-27 04:53:41

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I already knew that. You totes sound like a bot.

2024-08-27 04:07:44

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I'm literally in tears rn from you messaging me.

2024-08-27 03:57:15

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#asknostr #askadev #askdevs
Using hashtags can help, folks that follow them will see whatever you post with them. If the question is about a specific relay or client or whatever, sometimes if you hashtag the name it'll work.

2024-08-27 01:31:50

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That's a good hat.

2024-08-26 14:53:21

#Wordle 1,164 3/6
⬛⬛🟩⬛🟨
🟩🟨🟩🟨🟩
🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩

2024-08-26 05:22:57

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Yes.

2024-08-26 04:18:21

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Of course it is!

2024-08-25 19:56:18

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Because I don't knit but I do eat the heck out of some cheese. Lol

2024-08-24 18:49:14

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I still accept this as a solid theory.

2024-08-24 14:55:57

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Our kid straight up cackles with laughter in his sleep sometimes. His dad occasionally talks in his sleep and responds when questioned. My ex-husband also did that.
Memorable quotes are "Roll on like a truck" and "oh, we were just taking a circus nap" and, my personal favorite, "it's you and that damned UFO that are my problem!"

2024-08-23 18:33:12

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I'll grab my broom.

2024-08-23 17:59:29

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In high school one of my science teachers taught us how to do metal playing with quarters and turned them golden.

2024-08-23 17:57:16

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We starting up some Salem style hunting expeditions on Nostr?

2024-08-22 17:21:16

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Dig that line, boy.

2024-08-22 03:32:12

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I'm the write-in choice so far.

2024-08-22 02:30:53

I feel like a bad #nostrich. I haven't been noting NEARLY enough lately.
It's friggin' election season and I haven't even been campaigning.
#voteforrupert #shewontbugyou #much

2024-08-21 16:45:57

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I mean, if they like each other at all but they're both obviously down to get other folks involved, why not just be poly or whatever?

2024-08-21 14:09:04

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I wasn't sure if you had looked into it any more.

2024-08-21 13:39:58

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@nprofile…qsh5 weren't you talking about that recently?

2024-08-20 21:23:59

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That cussword limit seems low for me.

2024-08-19 00:30:23

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One of my favorite movies. 💚💚

2024-08-18 19:36:54

@nprofile…qn5w is over here trying to be the Elon Musk of arts and crafts.
#imnotyourunpaidlabor #myhobbyisnotyourhalloweencostume

2024-08-17 16:03:41

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It played on the radio on my way home this morning. I'm a strong believer in the lack of coincidence.

2024-08-17 15:22:51

Which one of you degenerates posted the lyrics to "I Wear My Sunglasses at Night" the other day?

2024-08-16 19:33:13

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Howdy! Just wanted to tell you that your name is one of my all-time favorite cartoons.

2024-08-15 20:10:36

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No. No forgiveness for this. You've ruined my entire feed this afternoon. How dare.

2024-08-15 20:01:14

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We decided this in cornychat...communism is socialism with guns.

2024-08-14 03:29:20

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Okay. It went can't stop here...

2024-08-14 02:55:14

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childhood

2024-08-13 22:10:31

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A small dish of (cheap) beer in the garden will attract all of the slugs and snails overnight.

2024-08-13 22:08:06

Contrary to popular belief, being a stay at home, homeschooling, business co-owner mom is not an easy job.
#weneedabreak #oratleastrespect

2024-08-13 12:33:41

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I just have blocked everything from that Turismo guy. Everything he posts is drama or disgusting or he's bragging about being lazy.

2024-08-12 21:07:06

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I was about to tag you on the post. I was like "this person should know Marie!"

2024-08-12 21:06:28

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Howdy!

2024-08-12 13:16:01

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One of my favorite things is standing in the kitchen with a zappy swatter and a traditional swatter and hunting for the little jerks. Hit with the zap for a stun (lucky if you catch it in there and can just electrocute it like the criminal it is) and then swat for the kill.

2024-08-12 12:29:37

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Congrats, frirnds!!

2024-08-12 03:09:05

Teeeeeeeny blocks...sore fingers...cute results!
https://image.nostr.build/480bf204681e80fb808985e49036c1f1771bb7a99185f9d66e4b96f34fa326df.jpg
https://image.nostr.build/1e11d0f8bbe39d05b9599c3bc3fb7952f5d7bfa3af2ff93a65702dc1ec3fb57b.jpg
https://image.nostr.build/19082ffbf403b5154f38e570e1648ad242d0d068e7247e1a5f4ce6193641546e.jpg

2024-08-11 16:53:35

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Is this an Oracle deck? It's very pretty.

2024-08-11 15:43:58

At 6:30 AM I awoke to the sound of a chicken outside my bedroom window. I leapt from my bed, throwing on pants and shoes because I was SURE I had forgotten to lock them up before bed and they were roaming the entire neighborhood. I rushed outside and stared confusedly at the very obviously locked coop full of chickens. Suddenly, I hear a flutter of feathers to my left and look over to see a very annoyed chook walking toward me.
One of my gals decided she wasn't sleeping with her flock last night and hid from me at bedtime.
I trusted them and didn't get a headcount. My fault.
Reminder: DO count your chickens once they've hatched. 🐣🐥🐓🐔🍗
#chickensaredumb #cantbetrusted #bunchajerks

2024-08-11 03:54:22

If you know their name from traditional or social media, they are being paid by someone. (And might be a lizard.)
#lizardpeople #donttrustem

2024-08-10 23:36:06

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All of the sales lucks!!!

2024-08-10 04:55:46

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I tried to warn you but you wouldn't listen to me.

2024-08-09 16:02:02

If I didn't have sinus funkiness going on rn, I'd be participating. Participate for me!
#nevent1q…4p0d

2024-08-09 16:00:50

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Blargh, I've got sinus gunk rn.

2024-08-08 15:35:16

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Some of them don't even get to the "I'll be nice" part.

2024-08-07 14:28:57

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Ah, so God is just the final proof when there is no other proof. Since he's like the final judge or what have you.
Could you imagine if you were the accuser but it was a lie and the accused got struck by lightning because it all happened during a thunderstorm and he was just kneeling in the wrong puddle at the wrong time?

2024-08-07 13:15:58

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Happy birthday! That sounds like a soul-filling start to the day. 💚💚

2024-08-07 13:09:43

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So, if God doesn't strike down the accused, even if they actually did wrong, the person making the accusation gets shunned?

2024-08-05 22:59:31

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New this week? Starting up a "side flow" maybe of reselling retro gaming PCs.

2024-08-05 22:58:13

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I'm a beginner but I am open to learning and discussion, etc.

2024-08-05 21:51:15

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It may have gotten me into trouble a time or two but it's a much shorter fall from grace than being caught in a lie to cover a wrong.

2024-08-05 21:49:46

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Nope. Fake as the day is long.

2024-08-04 18:58:10

Forgive the fakebook screenshot...why aren't we talking about her? She's a whole 24 years old and an Olympic silver medalist. She has the same posture and lack of fancy eyewear as her PARTNER for the TEAM SHOOTING event. https://image.nostr.build/ef778bfa855d57adc088ca580605994f2caba947ca01c457d5b58aa3493a125e.jpg
#olympics2024

2024-08-03 00:30:06

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I think this is your best work so far, @nprofile…73uw

2024-08-02 15:17:38

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Leftover "Leftovers Casserole" for dinner to make that grocery bill stretch one more day? Yep, lucky...

2024-08-02 15:15:06

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Because the full quote is "the love of money is the root of all evil"? So like, if you don't love money above god, give your money to the church.
But I don't necessarily believe in any of that so...

2024-08-01 17:26:24

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But we haven't fought and we've zapped each other! We did it wrong!

2024-07-31 17:04:11

#asknostr
#nevent1q…3l2j

2024-07-31 14:14:21

I just wanna say, this is the friendliest disagreement I think I've ever seen in a social media space.
Thank you, #thenostr
#nevent1q…qs24

2024-07-31 14:11:53

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Americans do also use "ground floor" but we use it interchangeably with "first floor" because for us first floor is ground level.

2024-07-31 12:57:11

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No no no...the 1st floor is the first one you walk on when you enter the building. The first floor is the bottom floor. We don't count from zero because we aren't machines.

2024-07-30 19:33:13

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I'm gonna need puzzles to get some hedge trimmers after those toes.

2024-07-30 15:37:59

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I think it's more like an obs kinda thing. I haven't really used the video feature much myself.
@nprofile…gmrg and @nprofile…hr4s may actually know more about using it to stream. But I'm also willing to bet Bitkarrot would be able to answer all of those questions since she built it. But I can't seem to tag her on amethyst.

2024-07-30 15:32:41

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Honestly, I think I'm just more comfortable with corny. We do occasionally run into bugs in both but Vic is also almost always there to test and fix, etc.

2024-07-30 15:30:17

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I've used both and am often in a cornychat with others. You should drop in some time.
We (the same usual group I talk to in cornychat) occasionally use Hivetalk if we're wanting to show movies or whatever to each other.

2024-07-30 15:24:54

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Cornychat is audio/text chatting with options for slides and a lot of customization.
Hivetalk is audio/video/text but also has screen sharing.
Both have zapping within the app and I think they both have a "follow all" option. I know cornychat does.

2024-07-29 00:12:50

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So you will be allowed to leave when you are ready?