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James

One time I fought myself and lost.

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rephlex00_at_beige.party@mostr.pub

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Last Notes

2024-06-08 13:24:28

Someone was like “let’s put cheese in the cake” and then they fuckin nailed it.

2024-06-07 21:24:33

Put the I in solitude.

2024-06-07 21:09:43

I used to like people until I met a person.

2024-06-05 02:57:48

The cool thing about sliced pepperoni is how easy it is to carry 60 of them.

2024-06-04 19:33:40

I too am artificially intelligent

2024-06-03 22:58:15

My hidden talents aren’t hidden from you, they’re hidden from me.

2024-06-01 01:33:17

Just because I barked up the wrong tree doesn’t mean you can call me an idiom.

2024-05-30 15:31:21

Love is tasteless — A Blind Person, Probably

2024-05-29 17:58:40

The bluest Florida will ever be is when it’s submerged under the ocean.

2024-05-27 21:49:31

Everyone thinks their kid is a genius but let me ask you this: if they’re so smart why don’t any of them have jobs

2024-05-26 23:31:56

How do y’all balance hating each other versus yourselves? I’m overwhelmed.

2024-05-20 20:01:09

Even the dumbest idiot is worth more than the smartest machine.

2024-05-19 16:12:14

German words are just five other German words in a trench coat.

2024-05-19 03:29:27

What kind of Thomas Foolery is this

2024-05-17 17:47:59

You’ve probably heard of selective hearing, but have you tried selective talking?

2024-05-15 18:15:07

I read all of your posts in the voice of Kermit the frog.

2024-05-14 20:27:48

I like to self medicate with pasta.

2024-05-11 03:02:02

Please state your name, car, and occupation:
Polestar, Polestar, polestar.

2024-05-10 22:59:06

#photography
https://media.beige.party/media_attachments/files/112/419/270/955/934/202/original/2d3721eda018117e.jpeg

2024-05-03 14:06:42

Kinda crazy that artificial intelligence needs the entire output of a nuclear reactor but actual intelligence can run on Twix bars and cocaine, for example.

2024-04-15 17:45:35

My buddies and I were having a drunken jam session and we all agreed we preferred strawberry.

2024-04-15 00:23:05

Obsolescence is hard for someone who’s entire pick up line repertoire is based on the floppy disk.

2023-08-16 00:24:26

Well folks, I’m all out of jokes. Gonna just toot the Airplane script, line by line, from here on out.

2023-08-05 18:58:47

The internet destroyed any chance I had at being a normal human being long ago.