Kapitän 80s ☦️ Spaz extraordinaire

https://nicecrew.digital/users/Captain80s

☦️ White
Racist
Hate jews, niggers, faggots and pajeets.
Shadow banned by Matty.
Am black
Am Orthodox Christian.
My mother says I am cool so watch yourself.

Nigger: nigger

Public Key

npub1qn9t5r0nwfmgftthvnazkc0rufe9p9lyvf544s5pd94zqt2xj4zsurngam

NIP-05 Address

captain80s_at_nicecrew.digital@momostr.pink

Profile Code

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Last Notes

2026-06-22 07:18:46 UTC

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Didnt the US just beat you guys in soccer?
ha ha

2026-06-22 07:06:26 UTC

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I fought those gooks over in Nam back in 64. Gooks in the trees nasty fish whores everywhere.

2026-05-16 08:25:56 UTC

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🖕

2026-05-14 02:30:18 UTC

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He is on. I just chatted with him not to long ago.
He really loves fat chicks.

2026-05-11 03:26:47 UTC

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neil

2026-05-04 09:16:33 UTC

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Count Doo doo
https://cdn.nicecrew.digital/6e/18/96/6e18960fedea06d434172e97d3c1d195ae83f52c5cd6d2926e38d5317def7e48.png

2026-05-04 08:59:58 UTC

When yor jumpin on the bed and you feel that hot shit spread , diarrhea

2026-04-09 05:15:57 UTC

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boeba gear

2026-03-26 06:46:51 UTC

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WGU_4-5RaxU&list=RDMM&index=42 So hawt in her time. Just one high as fuck little sex kitten who could sing her ass off.

2026-03-16 01:18:37 UTC

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What if it doesnt sink.
It could be like one of those old timey Casino boats.

2026-03-05 02:32:02 UTC

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In The mighty Bruces defense . Ash Vs. Evil is a great series. Not perfect but he is Bruce Campell at his best. Racist as fuck to.

2026-01-29 23:45:36 UTC

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If a guy today is running around in shorts that skimpy he is a faggot.
I can recall when a guy wearing shorts like this was not consider gay but it is now. So confirm stamp no gay work out shorts.

2026-01-29 06:59:34 UTC

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While morally I cannot condone sluttery.
I did it for a few years and it was a lot of fun.

2026-01-13 02:01:09 UTC

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that is really homophobic what is wrong with you.

2026-01-13 01:58:12 UTC

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Why, because women are yucky?

2025-10-22 01:03:51 UTC

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Mine are all beta incels with dubious sexuality. My fat sister had 3 boys , wanted girls, made them all bitches. Now they are just weird.

2025-10-09 19:28:17 UTC

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https://media.nicecrew.digital/a9/e8/e3/a9e8e3bf88e0f54eff7201049321980cffdb6bb2cf242a301499e89ccd6ed7a3.png

2025-09-14 05:53:23 UTC

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https://media.nicecrew.digital/92/f8/d5/92f8d51157b8eb56b256614bacedaef5ed23367c0b2c3f09a304bb74139a916f.jpg

2025-09-02 22:38:51 UTC

@npub1k06…zyu9 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vuNKv8vmvmw&t=359s

2025-08-19 20:00:49 UTC

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They where standard issue for convicts in Travis county jail.
I have a pair I use for fast use but I gotta wear socks with them. That sticky feeling to your feet is not for me.

2025-07-28 01:19:26 UTC

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I dunno. SgtBear never did anything else but those few lame replies. Jonny when sober talks normally about crypto which is really boring .

2025-06-16 03:57:01 UTC

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Well that was dumb .

2025-03-23 00:04:43 UTC

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Isnt that right below Germany??

2025-02-10 00:38:13 UTC

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RACIST!!

2025-02-09 08:05:08 UTC

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Thats disappointing.
I wanted to see some gratuitous violence.

2025-02-09 08:01:58 UTC

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Talk is over now it is time for fisticuffs.

2025-01-16 06:55:53 UTC

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Is he right Jonny would he rule you?

2025-01-16 06:53:21 UTC

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You should challenge him to a fedi match.
Who will win?

2025-01-06 01:32:18 UTC

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wtf is that ?? lol

2024-10-28 23:53:37 UTC

My son thinks this one is the best Jonny rant against Captain80s.
@npub1ukl…wvw6
https://media.nicecrew.digital/fc534387d7d7be635729c62dc884b2ca3a1a88439943d6648e2b3bf4c3c29e1b.MOV

2024-09-01 22:54:31 UTC

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Fuck yes!!! \m/

2024-09-01 22:51:08 UTC

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When ever I get one of those shitty songs stuck in my head I find that metal helps to blow it right outta there. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TJH0eBtnbcs

2024-09-01 22:42:11 UTC

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What is love?

2024-09-01 03:40:39 UTC

Who wants to see a naked picture of jonnys mother?? Anyone??

2024-08-30 18:55:03 UTC

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K shared on gab with credit to you.

2024-08-30 00:58:51 UTC

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Can you put torbas face on this guy?
https://media.nicecrew.digital/5543ccd9140ed4c218114d17fa73100fffeb46d7ccd751dd66dd7c9a299a89d4.mp4

2024-08-29 23:12:04 UTC

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Are you racist? If so you can follow me Ill follow you back.

2024-08-29 21:46:28 UTC

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Right, Now if only the south had snow and was not hot . It might be closer to perfect.

2024-08-29 20:31:00 UTC

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Its crawdad here in the South yallins.

2024-08-24 23:31:43 UTC

Watching The Good, The Bad and The Ugly.
https://media.nicecrew.digital/1ffed7f7cb1fe16855ddef0e0fdddef61ce3d7f557b2d24348116f1db8bde0f5.mp4

2024-08-24 22:45:50 UTC

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https://media.nicecrew.digital/91afa2be32b68430eaede35f87d624b0c038acd2dfe8124e4cb04f88280759a7.png

2024-08-17 05:11:28 UTC

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Are you a really fat gross women?
If so I will have to demand pics of bobs or I am telling.

2024-08-17 05:09:04 UTC

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YOUR ANTISEMITIC.

2024-08-09 05:27:48 UTC

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Intro music? Please explain what you mean? Do you mean like music before some gunslangin? That kinda intro music?

2024-07-31 23:29:34 UTC

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Its called prison Jonny. Now unblock me faggot.

2024-07-26 23:43:20 UTC

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busy being mad.

2024-07-26 23:38:43 UTC

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Anger causes slow post response time.

2024-07-26 21:14:50 UTC

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Your mad side.

2024-07-24 04:30:39 UTC

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OH now Dans mad.

2024-07-24 04:24:47 UTC

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UhUuHhuHh until its not funny anymore.

2024-07-24 04:22:53 UTC

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Thats because you are mad all the time :)

2024-07-24 03:43:16 UTC

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I just told you I farted.

2024-07-24 03:40:08 UTC

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I farted.

2024-07-24 03:37:43 UTC

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I dont have time for your drama.

2024-07-24 03:36:40 UTC

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Seriously bro are you mad again?

2024-07-24 03:33:14 UTC

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Now that can mean two different things.

2024-07-23 19:33:08 UTC

Anyone who utters the words, love is love, in a serious manner is fucking kids and animals.

2024-07-14 00:57:08 UTC

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I have no doubt trump will win the election and that he won the last one. Thing is I dont like either of them. Different sides of the jew coin. I feel all the emotion over this but does not change that I despise all of them.

2024-07-14 00:50:53 UTC

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Must not have glazed up before hand.

2024-07-14 00:47:09 UTC

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and give up all that attention? My bet is he does keep rallying and when they do the big " First rally since the shooting" will really rake in the views and cash.

2024-07-11 04:55:48 UTC

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bro are you still mad?

2024-07-11 04:53:41 UTC

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Dude I cannot stop laughing. I am sending this to every I know.

2024-07-10 03:44:23 UTC

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This should cure you of that .
https://media.nicecrew.digital/eb61317ff3010678b6daddcf9fd3e50efb32b1bc39df9bf30c7b9681e0239a64.jpg

2024-07-05 23:32:14 UTC

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Blows my mind to think how my ancestors lived in TX before electricity , before AC. Its fucking hot.

2024-07-05 23:05:50 UTC

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For sure. Our AC/power went out over here in East TX for 12 hours. We had to sleep in 85 degree F temps, indoors. It wasn't as bad as I thought it was going to be but still not pleasant.

2024-06-29 02:47:39 UTC

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So brave. Jonny cant see this because he blocked me like a chick soyjak would.

2024-06-29 02:45:04 UTC

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Racist.

2024-06-27 22:57:16 UTC

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tIssuPy2_i4&ab_channel=YodaTheWeeb

2024-06-27 22:53:52 UTC

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And the Lord dith grin.
And the people did feast on the lambs and sloths and carp and anchovies and orangutans and breakfast cereals and fruit bats.

2024-06-27 22:50:36 UTC

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*black Jesus who is still White to the rescue*
https://media.nicecrew.digital/c70a8b728867807f29c415309d84aa5644a4a769f9c9a57b0bac40f80bdbdc02.jpeg

2024-06-13 07:01:05 UTC

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and public pools and outdoor theaters. Soon to be any public entertainment center or Family Park like 6 Flags. They already had to close down Astro World in Houston once due to "gangs". Which is code for niggers.

2024-06-10 23:56:10 UTC

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He looks like the guy from that meme where he is holding up a PS5 after he got a vasectomy .
His gfs black bf bought it for him right after the surgery.

2024-06-10 23:43:14 UTC

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lol that soi boi blocked you. I should have jumped in and shit poasted with ya. I was tired and not feeling well. My loss. Well done Sir.

2024-06-07 01:42:18 UTC

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thats the furry trying to get in on our freak fest.

2024-06-07 01:36:35 UTC

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I am mostly baked so this shit is very relevant to my current situation.

2024-06-07 01:32:27 UTC

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Where you aware that ginger and nigger have the exact same letters in them. - The More You Know. -