Jonny Tachyon

https://noauthority.social/@alphacarbon33

of Jonny Tachyon and the Diffuse Interstellar Band, rocking your universe since 3033 AD.

Profession: Fabricator, former Chemist
Thing 1: Paddlesports
Thing 2: Welding
Thing 3: DIY Food

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alphacarbon33_at_noauthority.social@momostr.pink

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2024-12-18 20:50:48 UTC

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and the next thing was Chemistry so they could figure out how to make Whiskey easier.

2024-12-17 12:54:39 UTC

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the way this article uses "aldehydes" as if it were a small, specific class of chemical tells me right away the author doesn't know what the fuck they are talking about.

2024-12-17 05:27:24 UTC

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dangerous fishlip

2024-12-13 23:19:14 UTC

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cribbage

2024-12-12 12:31:30 UTC

I am so sick of my wife. If she weren't pregnant I would leave so hard. Instead I'm just going to be miserable.

2024-12-11 02:23:43 UTC

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that kid needs a bag of COAL

2024-12-10 14:20:58 UTC

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https://pubmed.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/32106142/

2024-12-09 21:26:23 UTC

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in other breaking news: bear shits in woods.

2024-12-06 10:15:18 UTC

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hopefully they at least got a valuable lesson LOL

2024-12-05 17:50:34 UTC

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she should be rewarded for taking advantage of idiots.

2024-12-05 04:22:20 UTC

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No Authority Knights of Cthulhu

2024-12-01 13:47:21 UTC

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looks like they were right LOL @npub1hh6…te6q

2024-12-01 12:55:54 UTC

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if they put a weather monitoring station next door they can use that "data" to bolster the climate change argument.

2024-12-01 02:12:04 UTC

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in other breaking news: bears shit in the woods.

2024-11-30 18:46:29 UTC

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no MAYOOOO when she's away

2024-11-28 16:00:16 UTC

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seems like we're due for another crash....so that I can buy more BTC!

2024-11-28 09:42:12 UTC

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St. Louis was destroyed by political corruption WAY before diversity was "a thing"

2024-11-28 09:41:15 UTC

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homogeneity is death and culture is a mind trap.

2024-11-28 09:35:35 UTC

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that's forced integration doing that, not diversity.

2024-11-28 09:30:07 UTC

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it is a diversity of alcoholics

2024-11-28 04:36:21 UTC

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looking for a job somewhere else far away in the next year or so. Honestly thinking about moving across the river to Southern Illinois. I know it's still Illinois but they REALLY hate Chicago down here.

2024-11-27 23:47:14 UTC

I know none of you care, but the entire St. Louis region is a shithole and I hate it. I hate myself for living here.

2024-11-27 23:45:54 UTC

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christmas comes AFTER thanksgiving, motherfucker

2024-11-24 03:04:14 UTC

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this dude seems full of shit

2024-11-23 23:04:35 UTC

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just a general attitude of not giving a damn among the majority of the people who live here.

2024-11-23 18:37:51 UTC

Need some motivation. The past few days I have been so down about living in St. Louis that I am finding it hard to do anything. I have a fabrication project that I need to work on, but I don't want to because I know it will be installed in St. Louis. I hate this region so fucking much.

2024-11-14 01:55:16 UTC

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he probably shouldn't have cast them as douchebags.

2024-11-11 04:55:20 UTC

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congrats! The wife and I are expecting our first in STL this Feb.

2024-11-09 23:22:50 UTC

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it's spelled MOM in America damnit!

2024-11-09 22:18:51 UTC

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51% majority win is stupid. You might as well flip a coin.

2024-11-06 07:04:59 UTC

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I hear Belize is nice and they speak English.

2024-11-03 17:29:03 UTC

https://static.noauthority.social/media_attachments/files/113/420/201/952/341/001/original/d8815b408b72eed4.png

2024-11-03 17:10:56 UTC

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cook that trim in butter for a few hours and you will have very high terpene cannabutter. I put that shit on toast in the morning or just put it in my coffee.

2024-11-02 11:13:01 UTC

Currently welcoming ideas for buying cheap land. Location is not super important.

2024-10-31 02:25:01 UTC

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in "science" that's called an outlier. You are allowed to throw those out because they don't agree with your theory.

2024-10-27 14:44:14 UTC

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yes and also yes.

2024-10-18 13:35:15 UTC

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HAMs care about licenses AND are mostly old grumpy dudes with too much time and equipment. They WILL triangulate you.

2024-10-18 13:34:17 UTC

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I didn't know there was a special day for emasculating yourself.

2024-10-14 07:48:12 UTC

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are you trying to turn everyone off of women?

2024-10-11 12:43:31 UTC

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yes, I think Nike was one of the original culprits

2024-10-11 12:37:28 UTC

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most modern shoes are also designed to fuck up your feet.

2024-10-09 06:26:10 UTC

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same assessment as last time....I wonder why I am so defensive about bicycles....must be compensating for something.....

2024-10-09 05:21:44 UTC

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but that is still funny

2024-10-09 05:17:04 UTC

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not riding bikes is for douchebags, bikes are the shit.

2024-09-25 01:00:41 UTC

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most of the counties in southern Illinois that border Kentucky are not super keen on coastal elite policies. That would capture the confluence of the Mississippi and Ohio Rivers.

2024-09-25 00:44:35 UTC

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if this happened today all of Oklahoma and at least the southern half of Missouri would be in too. Probably quite a few other so-called "border states" of the civil war.

2024-09-20 02:01:03 UTC

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looks tasty, like a married single mom.

2024-09-19 22:56:41 UTC

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fucking morons

2024-09-05 07:27:03 UTC

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anyone that says that shit has never been to North St. Louis LOL

2024-08-30 10:00:05 UTC

Nobody cares about your country or your culture. Everybody just wants to be left alone to live their lives in peace.

2024-08-28 18:28:09 UTC

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I hope the person who decided to torture that cat gets everything they deserve.

2024-08-19 23:18:57 UTC

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her crotch screams AI. Also the other obvious failures.

2024-08-19 06:49:12 UTC

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that is the most satisfying thing I've seen all day

2024-08-17 02:44:30 UTC

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y'all don't know what you're missing. I know you are missing it because no one who has ever tried pineapple on pizza has disliked it ever. @npub1gx2…4lmh

2024-08-17 02:43:45 UTC

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nice. Pineapple + spicy italian sausage is bomb. One of my favorites in pineapple + jalapeno. Also mushroom + pineapple sounds gross, but is surprisingly good. I used to work at a pizza place in case you hadn't guessed already LOL.

2024-08-15 19:23:21 UTC

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his mistake was not paying the vig.

2024-08-13 21:08:26 UTC

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they make the new guy do it