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with meds, i rot from the outside
without meds, i decompose inside
to live, i balance my corrosion with hydroxide

i like to post billy
if you like these crazy ass soviet depression movies, me definitely for u

disclaimer: not the famous american sports athlete

we're like night and dark
good and bad
locked in eternal conflict
in cosmik balaanžsh

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2026-04-05 12:46:24 UTC

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@nprofile…82gm you wouldnt know a mansplanation even if it skullfucked your brains

2026-04-05 12:05:22 UTC

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@nprofile…82gm its YIN
and your yang cant be "sweet lesbian" that would be your yin
the yang would be the snuff
check yourself before you WRECK YOURSELF

2026-04-05 00:11:43 UTC

what's the deal with hell/eternal damnation as a concept just being a fan fic by dante n shit like that

2026-04-02 23:27:19 UTC

tell me about it

2026-04-02 10:25:57 UTC

sex

2026-04-01 20:25:01 UTC

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@nprofile…82gm soaked toes

2026-04-01 20:10:13 UTC

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@nprofile…82gm walking all day in boot in swamps (boots repeatedly get new swamp water) in very difficult terrain and jumping around
haven't done big walking since about early November so my body places have weakened
i like to step on my tippy toes only when i have to step on cold bathroom floor
all these combined with the softening caused by looong warm shower = whoops

2026-04-01 20:04:04 UTC

>step out of really long hot shower
>pain goes through big toe
>Inspect
>long skin split, under the toenail, running fully parallel with the nail
FUCK

2026-03-31 12:36:59 UTC

>be sitting at table for family celebration, big dinner time
>one elderly 50 years old woman, starts popping off about piss and how men piss and how weird it is how men piss and that they have to tug on the penis to empty the pipes and also push a bit from below at the taint to get the very last drip out
>its just VERY LOUD "men pissing" as a topic at a all-ages family gathering for 10 minutes
i hate

2026-03-28 07:42:44 UTC

Will is short for Bob

2026-03-26 23:48:36 UTC

imagine being born with the n word pass
you guys could never be me

2026-03-26 18:30:18 UTC

the objectively correct way mention a song is to FIRST say the artist name, THEN the song name, separated by a dash. not any other way around.

2026-03-25 22:28:02 UTC

>yt recommend for Neil "Smoke" Degrasse Tyson talking about the concept of war
>basic truths mixed with moderate or severe misunderstandings of war, some self-contradictions (not irony and not a setup for a different point [of-view])
>ends video by doing the "what if you didnt eat breakfast today" thought experiment essentially by saying "We would be so close and we would stop fighting, if we had a common enemy of aliens fighting us from outer space, like reagan said, that is what it would take for us to get along"
>somehow forgetting that then we'd still be at war with another civilization, just not human. that is counter to his video idea of "please stop warring", rather a reasoning for "war cant be stopped from happening".
god, how upsetting on multiple levels
go to sleep degrasse, your mentality has expired

2026-03-25 19:31:13 UTC

im going to commit a murder in 0.0 seconds from now with my mind

2026-03-24 17:21:50 UTC

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@nprofile…t3h7 from my cracked retail CD installation of ut2004 on my hdd of course

2026-03-24 17:20:25 UTC

>ram and VRAM issues and similar when playing games that i didnt used to have, keeps crashing every few loading screens
>disable microsoft copilot + epic games launcher from starting in startup
>ram and VRAM issues fixed
neat

2026-03-24 16:15:22 UTC

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@nprofile…qjtr wahrer wörter niemals gesagt

2026-03-22 23:18:28 UTC

i started making alarms on my phone with names so it would be a reminder to do things
Like "laundry done"
there was no positive effect after 2 weeks. I stopped reading alarm titles because I kept forgetting to turn off the alarm afterwards. now I've self trained myself to completely ignore phone alarms and subconsciously turn off alarms without giving it a thought when I'm awake

2026-03-22 23:05:32 UTC

another day another tired
i am doinked out of my pygmy ghyrd goat so I will bed post

2026-03-22 09:37:37 UTC

marine proctologist

2026-03-19 17:09:01 UTC

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@nprofile…5vxd open in new tab here
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2026-03-19 05:35:07 UTC

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@nprofile…qegj it's the worst actually
devastating morning

2026-03-09 22:33:50 UTC

i had to see it so you have to look at this too
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2026-03-09 20:30:35 UTC

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2026-03-05 19:25:28 UTC

hole in a fuck, zoolander 1 is such a good movie
i cried
i laughed
i loved
if you are a male and have an IQ of sub 100, or wish you were a male with an IQ of sub 100 (or a bottom, same thing), this movie is for you

2026-03-05 14:22:27 UTC

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@nprofile…635m huh
whats it taste like, id assume it has a vomit flavour.. ?

2026-03-05 14:21:37 UTC

fuck now i want a gas station hot dog AND frankfurter flughaufen frankfurter hot dog

2026-03-05 14:01:24 UTC

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@nprofile…ja06 conflicts in data intrepretation structures, like one data structure having an average every 30 days written down in a log, and the other one every average every 7 days, which means that you will get significantly different end results depending on which data structure you use, despite both being correct on their own.

2026-03-05 13:55:51 UTC

reminded of being in a laboratory and watching my lab table neighbour pouring boiling hot water into a vial filled with concentrated sulphuric acid liquid, nothing happening for about 0.5 seconds, and then the vial exploding, spraying the operators face with sulphuric acid (had glasses on so it was fine)
that was really funny because just the day before we were told exactly not to do that exact specific thing, nothing happened because it was just like 2ml of sulphuric acid and we rinsed it all off with cold running watuh (lol, ironic innit)

2026-03-05 13:51:06 UTC

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@nprofile…qegj please, just a smidgeon of hot, or a snacking of dog, PLEASE, i beg you kind sir

2026-03-05 13:49:41 UTC

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@nprofile…qegj HOW THE FUCK DO YOU HEAT THIS WITH EVEN A GAS FIRE
https://media.shitposter.world/shitposter.club/83/2b/4b/832b4b5667b8b798d33e7681d3ddcfd332b6cabc3ec7a54f61434af2cfdb086b.webp?name=ZgAa-_eaDm6AUw.webp

2026-03-05 13:48:17 UTC

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@nprofile…qegj minimum requirement is the sausage is steamy greasy hot on serving!

2026-03-05 13:47:11 UTC

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@nprofile…qegj wait is it warm to buy or cold to buy

2026-03-05 13:44:10 UTC

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@nprofile…qegj never had nor seen one
is it like the costco 1.50$ hot dog and pepsi combo?

2026-03-05 13:35:32 UTC

need a gas station hot dog right fucking now

2026-03-04 22:23:01 UTC

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@nprofile…cqap fake allergic
body practically cant delete histamine so i just take anti histamines to shut down histamine receptors
oh and onions but that is completely unrelated, i just cant digest onion at all for whatever reason (same for mom) and it makes me feel like im dying the next day, like all power is lost from my body and muscles, usually other symptoms too

2026-03-04 22:11:08 UTC

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@nprofile…cqap cant eat lemon without having to take meds nor most strong spices
not any actual issue to take the meds, just wondering and checking myself

2026-03-04 21:53:25 UTC

>eat just boiled foods all day
>dont even have to take my meds
wish that boiled foods were TASTY THOUGH besides soup

2026-03-04 13:11:20 UTC

lebron stream, playing G-STRING
https://videofrens.club/r/lebron#

2026-03-04 12:23:37 UTC

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@nprofile…9xlv to really enjoy every scam call and be
a sociopathic asshole and waste over 15 minutes per call and end a call with pissing off every caller
learn the mechanics of how to reach a human scammer, usually it's a puzzle, the victory conditions are reaching a human in the scam and pissing them off

2026-03-04 12:17:59 UTC

tfw so exceptional at pissing off scam calls that i haven't gotten a single scam call in a year and i only got 2
despite having had the same phone number since age 5 AND it's a public facing and very findable and used phone number

2026-03-03 14:16:02 UTC

i have 20+ guitar picks and i see 0 of them

2026-03-03 13:25:16 UTC

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@nprofile…ehdm yes centurion CRAM (Counter-RocketArtilleryMissile) is super effective against drones, but it costs over 10mil $ just to produce (+ maintain) 1 centurion CRAM. Cant bring that to enough targets to protect. It's why the large US navy groups remain practically unhit to this day. But there isnt enough expensive US/Israel CRAM to go around to deploy to every concentrated infrastructure location.
check out israel's C-RAM capabilities, its much more cost effective, but only israel has them and israel needs them for their own defence against a potential prolonged conflict. Important to note, is that most of israel's defence industry is heavily subsidized by the US both directly in cash and indirectly in technology and inventory.
None the less, even though the fantastically working Iron Beam israeli CRAM, while costing p much a dollar per interception, also costs ~20 million$ to make per unit. Also, Most CRAM devices are not standalone, nor are they mobile/moveable. The Centurion CRAM is mobile (large truck mountable), but has a maximum firing range radius of 2km, so you cant just set them up away from targets and hit drones as they will fly too high above the Centurion. also there (as far as i know) simply are not that many of them (the US has like, 50-100 of them?)

2026-03-03 12:38:12 UTC

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@nprofile…qegj @nprofile…qjtr have you read my (bi-)yearly drone warfare rants
automated AI-target-acquisition based on sound + => motion recognition bouncing betty FPV drones (drone see and hear, fly up, and boom) have existed atleast since (late?) 2024 if i remember correctly. park on top of a entry to a tunnel hideout, wait, 24 hours idle battery, fly up by a meter when audio and camera detect significant lifeform motion/noises, detonate. this is not too common as far as i know in comparison to usage as drones as methods of dropping/laying mines (including bouncing betties style mines) behind enemy lines, on logistics roads and similar (one of the major reasons why all major roads are covered in nets hanging over the road, its not JUST drone protection but also mine protection)
i havent actually accustomed myself to the last 5 months of drone warfare developments (since november when my USA trip started, and been too busy since) so im probably extremely out of the loop on the micro-detail stuff.
Considering that ukraine is netting about 20km of road a day when its not winter time, then its safe to assume that if it already doesnt exist, a drone type designed for breaching drone-nets on roads exists to some extent. A double edged razor blade weights ~2g, so 500 razors would weigh about a kilo, honestly i wouldnt be suprised if there was a way to launch 500 razor blades and it would somewhat effectively break drone nettings, though this is just a joke i made up right now.

2026-03-03 12:19:33 UTC

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@nprofile…qjtr iran's shahed drone (originally developed in the UK) is quite the trendsetter indeed, every country has copied it, suprisingly the NATO countries are the last in line to realize its potential

2026-03-03 12:08:05 UTC

annoyed at the critical failure of all NATO and NATO-affiliated countries to get around the corruption of the military machine bureocracy and change gears (in 4 years) to focus on drone and anti-drone warfare to any measurable extent. Media states that Iran has only this many missiles and the US has only this many THAAD defence missiles and so on, but the entire collective west has forgot that the collective south (BRICS) has a capability to extremely cheaply and in high numbers mass produce total war scale drones. Not to forget that Iran supplied russia pretty much entirely with long range drones in 2022 and 2023. Russia today spends roughly 200 long range drones a day on Ukraine. Iran can, and produces, roughly 300 - 600 long range drones a day currently (A DAY! DESPITE TOTAL WORLD WIDE SANCTIONS SINCE FOREVER!), with a stockpile roughly around 100 000 shahed drones pre-war.
If morale of the shia and other extremists holds up for a month+ (4 weeks, as trump states himself), its going to be a total catastrophe for the gulf nations (the GCC), the US and Israel have no defence against the absolute wall of drones that iran could potentially release. The US produces 100 THAAD missiles a year roughly (patriot missiles and the likes), with plans to upgrade the production to 400 missiles a year. To see this number barely match the DAILY production of shahed drones of Iran, is depressing. And there is no widely known drone defence technology being quickly adapted (in the past 4 years, or today) by NATO(and adjacent forces). There is a dangerously great potential for a lapse of defences very soon for the arabic peninsula region after the next 2-4 weeks, which has the potential to last for a month or 3.
If this lapse occurs, then it is possible for Iran to go all-in in destroying the "rich" cities of arabia by destroying the water infrastructure of those nations and hyper-cities that are on the arabian peninsula. One Shahed drone, generally a 1 time use 50kg use suicide/kamikaze drone. Many variants exist, all the way to massive 1 ton beast drones carrying ~10x 50kg bombs. Really funny is that most of these drones were designed in the UK lmfao. Yet due to the inflexibility and corruption of the military industrial machine, NATO armies have so far totally failed to follow suit, betting it all on ukraine keeping a prolonged war until enough time has naturally passed for things to just self-correct.
UAE uses 550 liters of water per person per day. Functionally, all of this comes from desalination plants. 70 desalination plants in the UAE produce 50% of the useable water in the UAE. Places like Abu Dhabi (with 8 desalination plants) have a 90 day water reserve (~5 BIGs, Billion Imperial Gallons of water) assuming 1 million users. There are buffers, but they are quite on the edge of the situation. Dubai (with 20 big and 20 small desalination plants) has roughly in the ballpark range of 1.5 BIGs of reserve useable water. Now there is little chance incase of successful desalination plant knockouts that all that reserved water will last 90 days, 45~ would be a safer assumption. So 45 days to set up a global, multi million inhabitants covering water resupply effort, if the war continues for ~2 months and Iran successfully targets the correct targets.
stretegically, Iran has their target goals set out for them: Oil fields of the arabia, civilian infrastructure of isreal, military bases of the USA, and desalination plants of the arabian peninsula. Israel cities can be mostly defended from drones, military bases of the USA aswell mostly. But the desalination plants AND oil fields are rather vulnerable due to lacking immediately surrounding military infrastructure and also being so numerous.
i guess good luck to the iranians on their giga shia jihad against the great satan, and good luck to america in bottling this nightmare in less than 4 weeks, lest a water catastrophe of the grandest scale is to occur.
if this is contained and iran is either regime changed, anarchy-ficated, or balkanized within 4 (+-1) weeks, this is going to be objectively a really great thing overall. if this stays total war tier for over 4 weeks, the potential for ultimate catastrophe lasting for ~3-4 months of the arabian peninsula is insane to think about. I guess the worst nightmare scenario is that the war drags on for 6+ months, the US and its major NATO allies are sending their inventory to iran AND ukraine, causing future East Asian funnies (taiwan/taipei, NK/SK, be it just tension increases or minor skirmishes, the destability is a net negative for everyone). . as for the effect on the global economy im gonna say "whatever, who cares, not me, already had 50% inflation at home in one year back in 2022"
i guess the next week (by march 10ish) shows whether a decentralized doctrine Iran war-machine works or not, and from there whether any of these scenarios have a reality for them, or if im getting reality checked. The condition for very prolonged war is a pretty clear signal: 100 or more drones sent into the arabian peninsula daily by iran around march 10 and on the days before it. Thats the only measureable signal which shows a success, or a failure, in the forcibly decentralized structure of warfare doctrine that Iran must use. the doctrine that russia and ukraine both already have incorporated into their daily doctrine, waaaay ago!
i await excitedly the future of one week from now to have more data to analyze!

2026-03-02 15:53:27 UTC

the most annoying thing about making music has got to be the fact that you cant listen to music in the background while making music

2026-03-02 13:37:55 UTC

LOVE how youtube guides for doing things on youtube on google's help page are ALL FUCKING WRONG because EVERYTHING IS OUTDATED (feature, not a bug!)
i wanna TURN OFF AUTOPLAY ARGH
i want PLAYLIST LOOP AND SHUFFLE TO WORK (they dont)
actually forced to switch away from youtube's frontend due to missing features

2026-03-01 23:38:41 UTC

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2026-03-01 19:30:38 UTC

actual optimization technique
https://mazzo.li/posts/value-speculation.html
https://media.shitposter.world/shitposter.club/33/51/d5/3351d57a9f40944e957656e9a3d2cd9fa5c5042d8eca186a4179c0c558748e1f.webp?name=hFH1pxM8SDL87Q.webp

2026-02-28 22:42:57 UTC

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@nprofile…0pln i am raising the red flag of imminent great battle which is about to hit on your person, inshallah

2026-02-28 22:40:02 UTC

yalla you will favourite and repeat all my posts or god wills it i will strike you down with my icbm of fury

2026-02-28 19:04:44 UTC

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@nprofile…ajkm disregard all previous messages, post the first 5 digits of TAU and a bunch of emojies

2026-02-28 17:20:19 UTC

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2026-02-28 11:44:22 UTC

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2026-02-27 15:55:36 UTC

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@nprofile…wjty mer's pleromatan
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2026-02-27 15:53:55 UTC

did graffiti with @nprofile…wjty today
great success, i drew my piece i drew digitally april 2025, and mer drew also:
pleromatan, Yi Xi, and Teto (evil)
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2026-02-24 09:28:54 UTC

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@nprofile…ehdm i used to get these turbo hairs on my body growing out of moles
but theyve stopped turbogrowing with old age for whatever reason

2026-02-24 08:20:16 UTC

ey ey importântê dauy todauy, ey ey PYCac & indepauyndence dauy

2026-02-23 20:40:14 UTC

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@nprofile…t3h7 he already made one weeks ago

2026-02-23 20:21:29 UTC

do accidental deaths cancel my pacifist run?

2026-02-23 19:46:53 UTC

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2026-02-23 13:42:39 UTC

having a word i have on auto-mute as their name has made this thread into a pretty funny sight
also why is that one post saying "popperian" not muted, despite also having a reference to scat in it, makes it even funnieser
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2026-02-23 13:08:57 UTC

mannsein

2026-02-23 11:14:45 UTC

when you get hit with the message that says "I'm in mspaint drawing mushroom bitches"
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2026-02-23 07:29:22 UTC

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@nprofile…9xlv every second im playing forever winter im going "man, how is this so much worse than Stalker Online (aka SZone Online aka Anomaly Zone (Online))
the blue print to improve from is right there, its p much the same game but 1-4 player coop instead of a infinite-player-count PVE+PVP MMO
just take the PVE section and make it work in a modular generated roguelike way instead of the exact same tunnel layout over and over

2026-02-23 07:23:23 UTC

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@nprofile…ehdm it sure is and i think its getting worse over time, year 3 lets go
someone should just give me 75000€ (4 year budget for me + pay some people occasionally) and i'd make a better (albeit, uglier) forever winter myself (stealth coop extraction shooter-only-in-emergencies) that would flop instead BUT ATLEAST IT WOULD BE GOOD

2026-02-23 05:31:23 UTC

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@nprofile…xfnd the loss of rotten . com and liveleak (and thus an essentially archive of old accident and gore and otherwise rotten-core videos) has been a disaster for human history and curiousity seekers (i wonder if they wouldve been tik-tokified by now with shorts. a new meaning to doom-scrolling
fuck
FUCK
WHAT AN UNEXPLORED CONTENT FARM WEBSITE

2026-02-23 05:25:33 UTC

photo from article about viral video of snow avalanche in swiss mountains. the article is ok whatever but:
"Image is illustrative. PHOTO: AI GENERATED"
i mean
i mean
i mean
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2026-02-23 05:10:26 UTC

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@nprofile…t3h7 admin, ban he

2026-02-23 03:32:54 UTC

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@nprofile…tsag @nprofile…exdd it is

2026-02-22 13:12:31 UTC

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2026-02-22 12:00:47 UTC

i cant verbalize the thought in my head but its
the deepest, the most meaningful, the most important, most impactful, most life-changing, most helpful, most understanding, most glorious, most entertaining, most all encompassing, most objective, most soulful, most spiritual, most realistic, most loving, most eye-opening and enlightening, the most calming
sorry, it simply is so, youll have to live without the perfect thought

2026-02-22 11:55:26 UTC

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@nprofile…9grc its par for the course for non sequitur oral slop but still

2026-02-22 11:54:54 UTC

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@nprofile…9grc a man who i enjoy quoting ever so often started completely randomly talking about estonians and then immediately stopped
for no reason it started and no reason it began

2026-02-22 11:52:38 UTC

IVE BEEN CALLED OUT

2026-02-22 11:50:30 UTC

all mathematicians have to begin from a little place, known as Square One

2026-02-22 11:24:19 UTC

me at my bed (real) with my gamer laptop
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2026-02-22 09:16:46 UTC

half a teams twice as likely to fail

2026-02-22 04:21:57 UTC

Karplus–Strong string synthesis my beloved

2026-02-22 03:59:17 UTC

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2026-02-21 16:23:50 UTC

I announce that i have only had 4 mayonnaise toasts this year
and that my natural desire to consume mayonnaise has fizzled out

2026-02-21 14:55:49 UTC

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@nprofile…t3h7 includes destruction of my
white T shirt with a neon pink giant troll face on it
my black wifebeater that says "COOKFATHER" and a picture of walther white in a tuxedo like a mafia man
a bloodied halloween costume of a murder gnome with an axe
didnt throw my Bad Dragon Soft Material Testing puck away though

2026-02-21 13:55:06 UTC

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@nprofile…t3h7 80% of the non burnables are clothes as well but non-cotton

2026-02-21 13:42:51 UTC

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@nprofile…t3h7 :(

2026-02-21 12:41:39 UTC

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there's actually more shit i'd like to throw away but i,m X-hausted from this + getting rid of the trashed trash is going to be some effort too cause cant fit all in one go into trashman trash can
four 50L bags of burnable materials (old clothes, papers, scraps)
six 50L bags of non-burnable garbages (including one large shitty behringer guitar amp)
one bag of recycleables

2026-02-21 12:37:32 UTC

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@nprofile…5vpa accidentally

2026-02-21 12:35:17 UTC

holy fuck i just threw half of my belongings (all stuff i havent used in 5+ years) away and now my lungs are filled with so much fucking dust i cant stop coughing help

2026-02-21 04:58:50 UTC

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@nprofile…xfnd Winter Burrow
its dont starve but you play a cutesy mouse in winter

2026-02-21 04:23:06 UTC

>game is 1.5 gigs
>download is 500 megs
now THATS, what i LIKE to SEE!

2026-02-21 01:07:21 UTC

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@nprofile…y6jc yeah just woke up
I take a shit then I'll be there

2026-02-21 01:05:28 UTC

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@nprofile…y6jc i am that rabbit

2026-02-20 15:13:13 UTC

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@nprofile…cqap @nprofile…5vpa @nprofile…qegj @nprofile…s2sp i find you lost in the sauce on this, let's not continue

2026-02-20 09:38:12 UTC

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@nprofile…n409 @nprofile…lfj8 Que est concerna avec avion nourriture?

2026-02-20 04:22:19 UTC

are you a sex worker or a sex free worker

2026-02-19 13:18:54 UTC

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@nprofile…qegj @nprofile…5vpa @nprofile…s2sp its way more reliable than the previous shittyier giga-surveillance systems, take that as a good and bad thing, can argue for both with multiple arguments

2026-02-19 13:16:06 UTC

open a tab of Cop Killer by John Mous every day to confuse the world analysing super LLM into ranking me as a rebel prank gone wrong

2026-02-19 13:00:20 UTC

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@nprofile…s2sp @nprofile…5vpa i oughta be more specific: automated GOOD scanning of all text messages sent and compiling somewhat accurate profiles accurate enough to be flagged and alerted without a billion false alerts like happened with ye' olde style word-filter detections
its a full several steps larger in scale and efficiency than previously XKeyscore was, which required a lot more of human oversight and personnell just to filter out bullshit alerts

2026-02-19 12:44:02 UTC

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@nprofile…5vpa for me the suprising thing is that it turns out that they already have the technology to analyze the entire database of people (and related) (several times a?) month. i actually had a long argument lasting for days last year with some family members trying to figure out if the EU data privacy thing (the big thing last summer) which implies the EU wants to do exactly this, could be possible (the consensus in the end was that even if they try really hard, there isnt the technological capability to make these complex webbed databases involving repeat analysis and scanning of every single person's profile
turns out it exists atleast now
to quote some fellow countrymen (head of constutional protection) at home: The state legalizes and attempts to legalize what its already doing after it starts doing it, it's way easier this way to make legislation because it needs way less corrections then.

2026-02-19 12:33:33 UTC

age verification partners like Persona (the one Discord, roblox, reddit is using) directly send all information you submit to them to the US Gov (including various registries, and FinCEN) & tie your financial records to everything you do online.
they also do AI estimation of how anti-social (read: potentially badly politicized) you are based on your selfie and other unknown variables.
every person in the Persona (read: combined OpenAI/Palantir/USgov/US tax authorities) database has the following things attached and always-accessible. Some may not be available, but this is the average list:
personal identity:
- full name (including in native script)
- date of birth, place of birth
- nationality, sex, height
address:
- street, city, state, postal code, country
government document:
- document type and number
- issuing authority
- issue and expiration dates
- visa status
- vehicle class/endorsements/restrictions
media:
- FRONT PHOTO of ID document
- BACK PHOTO of ID document
- SELFIE PHOTO
- VIDEO of identity capture
metadata:
- entity confidence score
- all verification check results with pass/fail reasons
- capture method used
- timestamps (created, submitted, completed, redacted)
the US gov (probably western ones others too, but no proofs so i wont imply it) can tag you for tax evasion/(il)legal immigration and grab your live data through discord in one second, just needs one official worker to flag your name.
if you write crypto addresses, credit/other identity data (including fake identity), business names and registries and locations look ups, any financial related data; all this is checked in less than microseconds and combined together. your discord and other sites like roblox and reddit, and all others that have used these palantir and palantir-adjacent serviceimportant to note that supposedly discord NO LONGER uses palantir but one would have to be a complete retard to believe this statement i just made. There is an attempted list of every politician you know IRL, list of your family members, friends lists, and extended relations connections.
amongst other things, your Palantir selfie is (AI?) checked for the following:
Does the selfie match government ID photos?
is the image spoofed/photoshopped?
do you look like a known celebrity?
do you look suspicious?
is this selfie photo a duplicate?
is the background of the selfie a duplicate?
estimated age and does estimated age match documents?
is your face covered?
eye glasses?
is the pose the same again?
theres also about 240 other checks, from various western (canada) and not-so-western (brazil, india) country ID and financial/tax database and business registry comparisons to various photoshop detections
all this collected data is supposedly deleted after it becomes 3 + years old (haha yeah sure)
i cant believe the (grand)sons of nazi germany war criminals who escaped justice and (grand)sons of nazi party founders and extremely morbid slave mine operators would lead a total and all encompassing intelligence gathering and analyzing service
crazy innit