Michael Wyman

Father, Musician, Photographer, iOS Software Engineer, Geek. Works at a small multinational agricultural conglomerate.

Minnesotan posing as a Seattleite.
Shh! Don’t tell them!

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2026-04-26 00:14:05 UTC

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“close enough for horseshoes and nuclear hand grenades”

2026-04-11 04:08:40 UTC

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I wonder when the first report of ICE forcibly removing pregnant foreigners from US soil under this new initiative will occur.

2026-01-21 17:09:27 UTC

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“Board of Genocide” sounds more accurate, given both their actions.

2025-12-17 04:36:04 UTC

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“look at all these Bad Guys! Aren’t you glad we’re out here busting their heads?” was always the vibe that came across to me when I’d see snippets. Don’t recall ever watching an actual episode when I was younger.

2025-09-27 20:08:16 UTC

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maybe it’s a big nod to Trump and his terrible hair as David Ellison’s Skydance makes moves to acquire CNN’s parent company

2025-08-22 00:27:34 UTC

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today they’d be the ones proudly nailing that noted empathy-wielding hippie, Jesus Christ, to a tree.

2025-08-16 03:17:44 UTC

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and it’s crazy how often it gives wrong answers

2025-08-13 15:17:48 UTC

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I have a fear that voters *will* reject Trumpism in 2026/28, and elect a Democrat with the expectation they’ll quickly repair the US’s position in the world, only to be shocked that the rest of the world no longer cares to let the US have that position back, and much of the economic damage from Trump is now just baked in and isn’t quickly repairable, causing the fickle US voters to swing wildly back toward the next authoritarian.

2025-08-04 19:10:01 UTC

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I have so much anger toward the “I can’t let myself get blood on my hands by voting for her” people.
Blood is already on your hands because you live in this country; get over yourself and vote for the person (Kamala) who is more likely to make it better or at least less bad.

2025-08-01 21:09:33 UTC

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My fear is that voters will give democrats a single term chance to fix it, but then get all upset because some stuff is a generational fix voters don’t have patience for (eg foreign investments and business going elsewhere) and instead turn right back to the next fascist promising to make things great.

2025-06-29 19:45:45 UTC

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The enemy of my enemy is not necessarily my friend, and might even be another enemy— but that doesn’t mean they may not be useful from time to time

2025-06-26 06:22:09 UTC

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finally, the Dune/007 crossover will be ours!

2025-06-25 22:26:18 UTC

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not to mention employees often don’t want to move just because their employer wants to. Company I used to work for got taken private, then a year later the owner decided to relocate the company and select employees to Colorado. Only thing is, most of those “select employees” declined to move and got other jobs. They basically lost most of their senior people. They even called me up, being a former employee at the time, because they were struggling to get people to move.

2025-06-13 21:56:24 UTC

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I always thought it was an alteration from “mane,” being the frame that holds all the long beards while people worked in hazardous environments.

2025-05-26 00:20:46 UTC

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Active Voice is only permitted to be used for the victims of police action, never when describing the police taking actions

2025-05-19 17:54:58 UTC

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In the US, talking back to a police officer is often treated as assault

2025-05-08 19:35:39 UTC

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it’s also a crazy-feeling thought that the new pope would actually get this humor and legit find that toot funny!

2025-03-04 22:25:07 UTC

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Double-Oh-Kremlin strikes again

2024-11-05 06:54:13 UTC

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I voted Nader that year (my first election), and even though my state went for Gore I’ve regretted that vote ever since and have felt like I’ve been made to pay penance for it by having to watch younger people make the same boneheaded vote thinking the parties are both the same.

2024-10-16 16:50:40 UTC

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honestly, anyone who saw reports of the insane lines on Election Day from 2020 would probably want to get ahead of that as much as possible, in anticipation of high turnout. That’s my big read on what’s happening.

2024-10-11 23:42:54 UTC

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Rogan always struck me as right-wing AM radio in podcast form.

2024-09-25 23:08:23 UTC

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Washington State has been great, too. Lots of drop boxes (built like tanks, not the wimpy ones like the Wausau Mayor wheeled away earlier), and a good ballot tracker website so you can see that they received your ballot and verified all the necessary stuff (the tracker works for both mail and ballot box).

2024-09-24 07:19:49 UTC

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the US has a puritanical streak going to the 17th century, where bad language is a far worse thing than violence. It’s bonkers. In several states you can be cited for publicly cursing in the presence of a child, but open-carry of firearms is just accepted.

2024-09-24 01:04:05 UTC

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about damn time someone dropped an f-bomb in a political ad against Trump.

2024-08-27 01:17:14 UTC

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sounds like a great way to lose a campaign; I whole-heartedly endorse the GOP pursuing that approach.

2024-08-24 17:40:41 UTC

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heck, the Greek alphabet was a modified form of the Phoenician alphabet, so writing is out too.

2024-08-16 16:27:58 UTC

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I’m still waiting for
https://files.mastodon.social/media_attachments/files/112/972/639/289/880/451/original/dc3a46dfcf387a96.jpeg

2024-08-14 19:26:16 UTC

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… so if you’re masking to protect your own health (and healthy) you’re fine… but if you’re coughing you’re illegally trying to protect *other* people ands subject to arrest?

2024-08-10 02:54:33 UTC

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“… but it’s not good for voters.” And by “voters,” we mean our article view counts.