The Tattooed Nonna 🧙‍♀️

Uk based crone.
Charcot-Marie-Tooth Disease.
Linux user
Member of the Green Party.
Fascinated by evil 😈
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2026-03-27 10:09:37 UTC

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@nprofile…zyt0 we'll probably find out it means we are perverts 🤣

2026-03-27 10:07:21 UTC

I've stopped using the wink emoji so much and now find myself drawn more towards the wry smile 😏

2026-03-08 10:05:10 UTC

Film List | Public Domain Cinema
Wanna watch some old free movies?
https://publicdomaincinema.net/list

2026-03-06 19:39:35 UTC

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@nprofile…65q8 I feel like we will go back to secret paper notes hidden in trees.

2026-03-04 12:29:29 UTC

Nation.Cymru: Kemi Badenoch reveals plan to unite Britain around ‘common culture and identity’
“We will not teach our children that all cultures are equal. Instead we will teach them why Britain’s civic culture matters.”
¡Ay! caramba!
https://nation.cymru/news/kemi-badenoch-reveals-plan-to-unite-britain-around-common-culture-and-identity/

2026-03-02 18:26:16 UTC

Everyone I hear trump speak I'm filled with homicidal rage

2026-03-01 09:12:33 UTC

Asking for a friend, have we set a precedent where it's okay to just bomb somewhere to kill the leader of a country where we don't like the leader? just checking.
Like it's okay to just sneak in and bomb the residence of the leader?

2026-02-28 18:46:13 UTC

Anyway. In cheerier news than actual news. I mixed some chilli sauce into mayo to make my own chilli mayo to have with some chips for tea and it was 🔥

2026-02-27 20:53:23 UTC

Ok I don't want anyone to panic. But I corrected a man who was ranting about "daft green policies" on Facebook by referring him to the manifesto and explaining a bit. And... he apologised and agreed he'd misunderstood.
😱

2026-02-27 20:43:21 UTC

London private members' club hiring 'butter sommelier' with 'encyclopaedic knowledge of toast'
How very British.
#toast
https://www.lbc.co.uk/article/london-private-members-butter-sommelier-pembroke-club-5HjdTZs_2/

2026-02-25 11:38:47 UTC

Just went for a walk with daughter and dogs, tripped over. Ripped my leggings and grazed my hand and knee like an 8 year old.
But I'm 60. So i "had a fall". 😭

2026-02-24 08:51:03 UTC

'Simply a miracle': Baby boy born from dead donor womb transplant in UK first
#news #goodNews
https://news.sky.com/story/simply-a-miracle-baby-boy-born-from-dead-donor-womb-transplant-in-uk-first-13511093

2026-02-22 07:50:51 UTC

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@nprofile…65q8 I met my husband 40 years ago 😬

2026-02-21 17:32:41 UTC

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@nprofile…cm0q
https://media.beige.party/media_attachments/files/116/109/810/918/476/579/original/714ed30bccdc9ba0.mp4

2026-02-21 17:05:26 UTC

The debate: Are facial recognition cameras in shops a step too far? - BBC News
Yes. Yes they are.
https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/resources/idt-bb93a137-9b73-498b-ad8f-f948d6071dee

2026-02-21 16:39:35 UTC

I went into a garden centre today and there was a sign on the door on the way in that warned me that facial recognition was in use.
Is that a thing now? garden centers are tracking us?

2026-02-20 17:25:55 UTC

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@nprofile…d0yj hello. I'm British and old if you fancy a different take on life in your feed.

2026-02-19 07:07:33 UTC

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@nprofile…65q8 it feels like this crept up on me - Self-driving vehicles set to be on roads by 2026 as Automated Vehicles Act becomes law - GOV.UK
https://www.gov.uk/government/news/self-driving-vehicles-set-to-be-on-roads-by-2026-as-automated-vehicles-act-becomes-law

2026-02-17 06:48:38 UTC

Luge is weird. Double luge is doubly weird. Where will it end? Triple luge? How high can we stack people to travel at 90mph feet first on a tea tray?

2026-02-09 18:46:39 UTC

Trump blasts 'worst ever' Super Bowl show - as Puerto Rican rapper Bad Bunny makes history
While it has so far seen rave reviews online, you might not be surprised to hear that the US president did not care for Bad Bunny's set.
Taking to Truth Social during the third quarter of the Super Bowl, Trump said that the half-time show was "absolutely terrible, one of the worst, EVER!"
#news
https://news.sky.com/story/bad-bunny-makes-history-at-super-bowl-with-spanish-performance-as-trump-blasts-it-absolutely-terrible-13505139

2026-02-09 15:05:40 UTC

We saw a man out walking his ferret today. Like you do.
Little cat snake on a lead. Very cute

2026-02-02 13:00:10 UTC

Can we stop being patronising about old people do you think? Thanks. Some old people are not tech literate. As are some young people. Some old people have been using computers longer than tech bros have been alive. So let's stop the 'old people need IT help' trope. Thank you.

2026-01-27 22:19:37 UTC

This is what beige.party looks like behind the scenes https://infosec.exchange/@cR0w/115968679495922717

2026-01-27 07:56:44 UTC

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@nprofile…ryua I hate Austen lol. It's really not my style have you read https://www.worldofbooks.com/en-gb/products/pride-and-prejudice-and-zombies-the-graphic-novel-book-tony-lee-9781848566941

2026-01-24 11:27:22 UTC

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@nprofile…z8kt I used to take my daughter when she was small

2026-01-24 10:47:48 UTC

Just booked tickets for Camp Bestival in 2026. Taking the grand baby. #festival

2026-01-19 08:23:05 UTC

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@nprofile…z8kt oops!

2026-01-19 08:17:17 UTC

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@nprofile…z8kt I only invited 10 people to my wedding. No one bailed lol

2026-01-16 17:01:15 UTC

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@nprofile…nmr0 Jesus was a radical and a rebel, why do they think he got crucified?

2026-01-16 07:33:04 UTC

You can buy Nobel peace prize replicas on eBay. I wonder if she just got one and gave trump one of those.

2026-01-15 06:52:37 UTC

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@nprofile…x9tq the more I see, the more convinced I am he's just a selfish greedy narcissistic idiot

2026-01-11 09:03:20 UTC

When did everything start being subscription. Maybe I just want to buy a thing. Maybe I just want to watch one thing. Maybe I just want to listen to one thing. Maybe I don't need 1463578 regular payments coming out of my account on payday

2026-01-07 09:22:32 UTC

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Wait. Is it field hockey? 🤔

2026-01-04 09:28:51 UTC

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@nprofile…zyt0 I'd say they have more nutritional value than lettuce 🤣

2026-01-04 09:21:38 UTC

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@nprofile…zyt0 is exactly what I just said

2026-01-04 09:17:15 UTC

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@nprofile…zyt0 Food is any substance consumed by an organism for nutritional support. Food usually consists of plant, animal, or fungal origin and contains nutrients such as carbohydrates, fats, proteins, vitamins, or minerals. The substance is ingested by an organism and assimilated by the organism's cells to provide energy.

2026-01-04 09:14:02 UTC

Unpopular opinion. There are no healthy foods and no unhealthy foods. There is just food. The balance might be healthy or unhealthy. But food is just food

2026-01-04 07:05:13 UTC

If you are unable to read a newspaper online because of a paywall don't forget to see if you can use Pressreader free with your library card. (Or via your university, council, or company employer) https://www.pressreader.com/foryou

2026-01-03 13:12:54 UTC

Why is that people that rant about 'doing your own research' are so bad at research?

2026-01-03 13:06:43 UTC

Saying someone can't be miserable because others have it worse is like saying someone can't be happy because others have it better. It's ridiculous. Emotions are not a competition.

2025-12-31 08:50:38 UTC

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@nprofile…nmwl Too many concentrate on 11 and 12 i think

2025-12-28 07:48:05 UTC

How would you differentiate geek and nerd?

2025-12-25 10:10:06 UTC

A reminder that libraries are not free. Like the nhs they are free at the point of use. They are paid for via taxes and authors receive money when you check out their books. The more books you read the more the library costs. Pay your taxes cheerfully.

2025-12-22 11:16:23 UTC

Looking at new washing machines and why the fuck are washing machines wifi connected! My washing machine does not need WiFi. Wtf.

2025-12-15 08:39:55 UTC

Ffs Just ascended to Whamhalla because bloody Snapchat chose the song automatically for a video 🤦‍♀️

2025-12-10 11:59:36 UTC

tee hee https://www.abc.net.au/news/2025-10-02/social-media-ban-vpns-masks-age-checks-disguises/105836134

2025-12-02 08:39:45 UTC

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@nprofile…6ljh lol me. It's a joke 😃

2025-12-02 08:21:18 UTC

Don't forget that Thursday is 'take half the breaths day' in which everyone in the world should try to breathe less to help the planet.
I mean, we could ask billionaires to do more, but no. we're all going to breathe less on thursday.
Don't forget

2025-12-02 08:04:26 UTC

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@nprofile…nmwl I can certainly agree that every abortion is sad 😔

2025-12-02 07:51:55 UTC

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@nprofile…nmwl i don't think anyone has an abortion lightly. Because even early termination of pregnancy, is not just painful but psychologically scarring.
I also believe that fully grown women have as much right to life as a potential embryo.
Interestingly, I was under the impression that in the bible it said that life began at the first breath.

2025-12-02 07:39:41 UTC

It took me far too long to realise what people meant when they said that you were either for abortions or against abortions; in that, you can't decide there are abortions allowed under certain circumstances only. And that's because when you're thinking about the embryo or the foetus, the embryo doesn't know why the abortion happens. It's just an abortion. The termination of pregnancy reason is irrelevant. So the products of pregnancy are unaware of anything. I don't think I'm explaining this well.
But anyway, if you think abortion is okay, then it's always okay for any reason.
Sorry I'm rambling

2025-11-23 22:32:34 UTC

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@nprofile…36te I'm old enough to remember rosehip syrup. Those were the days

2025-11-21 18:04:30 UTC

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@nprofile…czr6 they think it will free up courts for the more series crimes. I'm sceptical of that too

2025-11-20 06:47:17 UTC

Good morning weirdos

2025-11-11 11:58:03 UTC

Are there still any cool message boards out there?

2025-11-11 07:42:02 UTC

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@nprofile…8vx8 @nprofile…pxcf i really don't understand how they are so bad at such a simple job.When they get so much money just thrown at them. So many other tv streaming services seem to manage quite well.

2025-11-07 08:16:04 UTC

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@nprofile…nmwl @nprofile…krge (don't open the can...🪱 I would have opted out any way)

2025-11-07 07:45:18 UTC

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@nprofile…nmwl ha ha yes. I'm 6o today and officially a crone i think 🧙‍♀️

2025-11-07 07:44:29 UTC

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@nprofile…nmwl I arrived here on April 14 2022. The day musk bought twitter.

2025-11-07 07:41:03 UTC

On fb, if you share your birthdate you get loads of happy birthday messages from friends on your birthday because fb tells them to, and even writes the messages! I keep my date of birth private there. So nada, nothing, zilch. 😂
You know who really knows you.

2025-11-07 07:11:22 UTC

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@nprofile…hzyj one of my favourite sayings comes to mind, about the danger of constant measuring without action. 'you don't fatten a pig by weighing it'

2025-10-20 06:42:18 UTC

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@nprofile…nmwl i ve always loved the idea of smart glasses because ever since I was a kid, I really wanted the ability to replay my day when I got home.And just look through the best bits

2025-10-17 15:57:24 UTC

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@nprofile…6ljh @nprofile…3ycp my daughter used to be the manager of a local fast food restaurant here, and they gave up working with deliveroo for a while, because the drivers were dreadful forever accepting orders, not turning up, cancelling because a better offer came along....

2025-10-17 14:11:50 UTC

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@nprofile…3ycp if we are assuming the restaurant didn't lie (and you did say 'according to the restaurant' so ...) and the delivery guy really did what they say, then still no. I just would probably give a smaller tip but honestly if the food arrives and it's OK I wouldn't be that fussed at a 30 minute delay - I've had worse

2025-10-01 17:37:34 UTC

Ted has been to the dog fancifying shop and is now fancified.
#dogsofmastodon #mastodog #dogs #dog
https://media.beige.party/media_attachments/files/115/300/115/875/880/676/original/dcc97c41f460a494.jpg

2025-04-08 07:33:16 UTC

Today i started the audio book of Bleak House. It's 37 hours long.
So far it's describing @nprofile…x759 😉😂

2025-04-04 06:32:19 UTC

Is it safe to fly with a Tunnock's Teacake? Tests carried out 60 years after ban.
Scientists have carried out tests to see if it is safe to fly with a Tunnock’s Teacake, 60 years after they were banned by the RAF.
The ban was put in place when a packet of teacakes exploded during a flight in 1965, leaving the pilot, controls and windows covered in marshmallow and chocolate.
#news
https://www.heraldscotland.com/news/25062236.raf-ban-flying-tunnocks-teacake-lifted-60-years/

2025-04-03 18:34:47 UTC

Doctor says eating cheese before a boozy night out can prevent you having a hangover.
So can eating cheese INSTEAD of a boozy night out. 😉
#cheese
https://www.joe.co.uk/life/doctor-says-eating-cheese-before-a-night-out-can-prevent-you-having-a-hangover-2-482003

2025-04-02 08:39:09 UTC

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@nprofile…cg79 millions were watching on tiktok live

2025-04-02 08:32:58 UTC

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@nprofile…cg79 it puts him on record forever and the reason replaces a racist so it's one of the points

2025-04-02 05:51:52 UTC

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@nprofile…60lz yes that's what they've said

2025-04-02 04:55:13 UTC

The New York Times: Susan Crawford Wins Wisconsin Supreme Court Election, Despite Elon Musk’s Millions
A liberal candidate for a pivotal seat on the Wisconsin Supreme Court overcame $25 million in spending from Elon Musk and defeated her conservative opponent on Tuesday, The Associated Press reported, in a contest that became a kind of referendum on Mr. Musk and his slashing of the federal government.
With turnout extraordinarily high for a spring election in an off year, Judge Susan Crawford handily beat Judge Brad Schimel, who ran on his loyalty to President Trump and was aided by Mr. Musk, the president’s billionaire policy aide.
#news #uspol
https://www.nytimes.com/2025/04/01/us/politics/wisconsin-supreme-court-crawford-schimel.html

2025-03-31 18:00:26 UTC

A cis woman has been sacked by Walmart because a man thought she was trans and followed her into the bathroom to beat her up .. and Walmart said she's a risk because of that...
America. Perfectly normal country 🙄
https://www.newsweek.com/woman-says-she-was-fired-after-threats-man-who-made-trans-accusation-2051777

2025-03-28 11:20:56 UTC

It's weird being old, because culturally there are movies and stuff you refer to that you just assume everyone will have seen, and it turns out people haven't seen them and you feel like how can you have lived your life without seeing such amazing classics but people do and have.

2025-03-26 07:21:13 UTC

TM's Blog: Who is the fairest in the land?
I wrote a blog post about the importance of fairy tales. (Ten years ago!)
#blog #SnowWhite
https://www.tattooedmummy.co.uk/2013/09/who-is-fairest-in-land.html

2025-03-26 06:28:08 UTC

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@nprofile…cg79 I just saw a tiktok that made me think of this, a dog looking really worried abd wagging its tail nervously, really low down, and all the comments saying "oh look how happy it's still wagging its little tail"

2025-03-25 06:29:33 UTC

Japanese restaurant chain Sukiya apologises after rat found floating in miso soup. 🍜
A Japanese restaurant chain has apologised after a rat was found in a bowl of miso soup.
Sukiya, known for its bowls of beef and rice, said the rodent was discovered by a customer at its branch in Tottori.
An investigation found an employee failed to check the bowl of soup before serving it and missed the rat during the incident in January.
#news
https://www.independent.co.uk/news/world/asia/sukiya-japanese-miso-soup-rat-b2720606.html

2025-03-24 01:15:03 UTC

If we lost access to the internet, electricity, how would you cope? Do you own books of information? On what natural foods to eat? Of how to build? First aid? Making clothes?

2025-03-19 07:24:53 UTC

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@nprofile…7wld @nprofile…raa2 also as someone who rarely flies and works from home to avoid driving, it all just feels like I'm suffering when no one else does for a spurious future "gain".
I feel like a pointless martyr

2025-03-19 06:14:45 UTC

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@nprofile…7wld i was trying to find something online the other day and finally gave up and asked deepseek. Resistance is futile

2025-03-12 11:56:43 UTC

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@nprofile…cg79 if I were advertising for jobs and had lots of resumes that felt fake I would be using ... https://www.scribbr.com/ai-detector/

2025-03-02 17:46:47 UTC

Meanwhile on Temu https://share.temu.com/4atk64Q8jIA
https://media.beige.party/media_attachments/files/114/094/081/602/918/302/original/321645b211209e8e.jpg

2025-02-24 07:07:14 UTC

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@nprofile…60lz I was always quite proud that I was British on both sides of my family and could trace my British heritage right back to about the 1400s, now that doesn't feel such a great thing.

2025-02-21 08:24:03 UTC

Serious questions about America. This president thing and executive orders. Is there no limit? He can just wildly fling executive orders at anything and everything?
Because it feels like maybe you didn't think this power through.
#uspol

2025-02-16 18:08:10 UTC

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@nprofile…x759 omg. I think the mouse blood did the trick
https://media.beige.party/media_attachments/files/114/014/895/427/336/996/original/fdd0f707f53a7b4b.jpg

2025-02-16 14:17:04 UTC

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@nprofile…x759 thanks i might well take you up on that if the chalk pentagram and mouse blood fail

2025-02-16 13:51:55 UTC

Oh ffs a missing daemon 😈. Linux you really are a weirdo. I had no idea there were daemons and now i can't download things... Not even this magical daemon I assume.
Don't make me reinstall you!
https://itsfoss.com/linux-daemons/

2025-02-15 00:25:19 UTC

Strip the DRM from your Kindle books, simple effective, free, online https://dedrm.com/
#Kindle #Amazon #DRM #books

2025-02-14 18:54:56 UTC

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@nprofile…x759 same here.. so many reasons, but i remember when they came in on Twitter, all downhill from there on

2025-02-10 07:53:30 UTC

Homeless man was run over and killed by city truck clearing camps in Atlanta
"how we can better serve our unhoused population" i dunno, maybe HOUSE THEM 🤬
https://nypost.com/2025/01/27/us-news/homeless-man-was-run-over-and-killed-by-city-truck-clearing-camps-in-atlanta/

2024-11-30 13:48:35 UTC

A woman faces jail after pleading guilty to repeatedly having sex with a pug.
Paige Reaney, 33, admitted having intercourse with the pug, named Charlie, on four separate occasions.
https://www.mirror.co.uk/news/uk-news/vile-couple-facing-jail-after-34219123?int_source=nba

2024-11-29 06:42:15 UTC

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@nprofile…7wld yes, actually probably in 1981 when it was released.

2024-11-29 06:37:29 UTC

How old am I? Let me tell you child...
My first gaming experience...
#AgeVerification
https://media.beige.party/media_attachments/files/113/564/851/427/406/605/original/ca7e17bff41b1b5e.jpg

2024-11-29 06:16:05 UTC

Japan has launched drinkable mayonnaise ... 👀
#news #mayonnaise #japan
https://metro.co.uk/2024/11/28/japan-launched-drinkable-mayonnaise-making-people-feel-uneasy-22083831/

2024-11-28 21:45:28 UTC

Hang on. Could a 15 year old Australian run their own single user mastodon instance?
(This is reference to the new social media ban for kids in Australia )

2024-11-27 20:53:05 UTC

BBC: Popular cat granted 'feline freedom of the town of Ramsey'
#news #CatsOfMastodon
https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/ce317p4ppllo

2024-11-27 18:45:48 UTC

It's your patriotic duty
https://media.beige.party/media_attachments/files/113/556/392/899/019/987/original/7fcd7806010366ad.jpg

2024-11-27 18:20:18 UTC

Orcas start wearing dead salmon hats again after ditching the trend for 37 years | Live Science
Salmon hats are a perfect example of what researchers call a "fad"
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 I just can't read this article and keep a straight face
#news #SalmonHat #orcas
https://www.livescience.com/animals/orcas/orcas-start-wearing-dead-salmon-hats-again-after-ditching-the-trend-for-37-years

2024-11-27 07:37:59 UTC

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@nprofile…y3mz there've been lots of stupid click bait headlines saying we were getting a long weekend to commemorate ww2 ending... Again. But with the way things are going we'll have ww3 to think about by then anyway

2024-11-27 05:56:23 UTC

To save my fellow Brits from having to click on vague tempting headlines, and to kill any hope they had, the UK will not have an extra bank holiday next year, a government spokesperson has confirmed. #news