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Mathematician, Insecurity Princess. Netflix Infrastructure Security Partner. Queer femme. Dismantling systemic barriers in tech, one fencepost problem at a time

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2024-09-19 02:04:24

Org offsite instructions: "It is mandatory for every team to take a picture"
I'm so proud of my team
https://media.infosec.exchange/infosec.exchange/media_attachments/files/113/161/759/337/957/737/original/1ccb69876a601b75.jpg

2024-09-09 16:07:25

How do we know that security is predominantly Gen X?
Because everyone forgets about them

2024-07-31 04:03:54

Best Helldivers exchange I've seen:
"What's your gender?"
"Freedom!"
"What's in your pants?"
"Democracy!"

2024-07-23 02:21:10

WHO IS AL AND WHY IS HE RUNNING SO MANY PROJECTS

2024-07-18 06:51:19

Online PDF viewer: "Downloading files is not authorized"
Me: "It's cute that you think that'll stop me"
2 minutes later ...
"Well that was easier than I expected, that wasn't even a challenge"
My team: "Sarai, that's not part of the CTF"

2024-06-27 18:04:21

No one talks about post-quantum cryptography migration for fax machines
I hope that's a promise, not a threat

2024-06-22 05:15:37

If you had to survive the cybersecurity version of the zombie apocalypse, who would you want on your squad and why?

2024-06-12 11:32:53

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@npub1sly…t8j7 together, our powers combined summon a spectral flumph for cuddles and ice cream

2024-06-11 19:53:03

"Have we met?"
The thrilling adventures of distinguishing whether they met me, my wife, or my director — who all have red hair and a Certain Style
#awsreinforce

2024-05-31 23:16:26

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@npub17lg…9uux "rapeflake" as a name choice by the threat actors is the sort of thing I hate about our industry. And we can't change it because it isn't IN our industry (...mostly, ish)

2024-05-29 02:46:01

This short video is brilliant for revealing stigma
"This is what stigma around autism sounds like to an autistic person"
#ActuallyAutistic #audhd
https://youtu.be/cZiR4o6j4HY

2024-05-28 17:41:49

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@npub1sly…t8j7 jeder hat nur ein Kern und eine Farbe

2024-05-27 22:22:16

Status: comparing apples to apples
https://media.infosec.exchange/infosec.exchange/media_attachments/files/112/515/384/894/582/589/original/0694fc14c15371cd.jpg

2024-05-24 17:23:51

One day, we're going to find out that Al was a Mechanical Turk the whole time and we're actually paying some overconfident little dude named Al to write stupid responses

2024-05-21 03:50:08

I want to find tops for women, because it's really hot
Sorry, let me rephrase
This summer is going to be really hot, so I need to find some tops to wear out
Sorry, let me rephrase

2023-09-01 06:46:17

I am indescribably angry that the world is the way it is.
There are times that I can come to radical acceptance of how things are. "So it goes." But right now I think I need to feel it, to burn through the hopelessness and find the smoldering rage that fuels spite against the universe back into some form of hope.
(note: not directly related to any current nor recent work situations. I am so grateful and appreciative of our team, this week especially.)