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next time some couple proudly announces that they are trying for a baby
match their energy
"congrats, are you trying again today?"
"when's the last time you tried?"
"how often did you try yet?"

2025-06-16 08:27:37 UTC

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poisonous gay frog
'oh woe is me, nobody wants to bite me"

2025-06-15 18:05:14 UTC

why does nerthos want me to marry snacks?

2025-06-15 17:53:28 UTC

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i preferred poste about your burning anus

2025-06-15 13:20:29 UTC

SIKE
GOTTEM

2025-06-13 10:21:49 UTC

lebron james boosting habit is remarkable to me, i cannot get behind it

2025-06-13 10:18:53 UTC

did marquez have ocd or what, in so many of his short stories a visitor is described dirtying up the place with either his dirty boots or wet clothes or even by smoking
he must've liked the metaphor very much i guess

2025-06-11 09:23:45 UTC

i am at peace

2025-06-11 05:59:45 UTC

people on fedi will dox themselves in the hope that they'll get cuddles

2025-06-08 12:09:15 UTC

yesterday while i was on the bus back home a classmate comes up to me and shows me feetpics he made while he was really really drunk yesterday

2025-06-05 18:40:47 UTC

https://linfan.moe/media/60/65/48/606548487969311e80403a14ea4a236b3974683fb9beb7db27d795b97045bf33.jpg

2025-06-03 22:22:52 UTC

> grab cofe with guy from class
> ???
> conversation about self made bombs and terrorist method

2025-06-02 17:39:55 UTC

6 shots at the bar and mumbling
"i want to have fuck with you" to a girl that met me while i was still sober has always worked for me
maybe you just got no charisma

2025-05-31 15:47:00 UTC

im killing myself

2025-05-30 21:29:11 UTC

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they can still twist their own nipples tho

2025-05-30 21:24:36 UTC

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finger up the bum is not that creative

2025-05-27 20:18:52 UTC

i am clinically top 5 smokling that weed jokes
1. lonely island pussy sound fx
3. smoking tghat weed that makes me forget my last psot

2025-05-27 20:15:28 UTC

guys lookat this joke i wroete!!!
weeding the smoke makes that top 5 list
1. oomfie tight af
2. poast
5. number 15
top top 4 vidya of my xbox
2. tony hawk tua
jkjkhAHHAHAHahHAHAHAHAHAHAHhhhhahaaahahhhaaaahhaaa

2025-05-18 18:26:50 UTC

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give me your leftovers :hehe:

2025-05-18 18:23:26 UTC

getting off twitter to get on bluesky is like quitting cigs just to vape
getting off blueksy to be on fedi is like
quitting vaping just to be on snus

2025-05-15 20:36:57 UTC

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is less than shoulder length long?

2025-05-14 22:27:38 UTC

i keep looking at yaoi but all i get is the same dull feeling

2025-05-14 18:40:03 UTC

ugh, the humiliation is too much too bear, there is but one way of honor.
i must kill myself.

2025-05-14 06:47:31 UTC

ill fuck the tl

2025-05-09 19:44:17 UTC

doing reaganomics with my piss salve
letting it trickle down on em

2025-04-30 08:46:02 UTC

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hard read ❌
reading while hard ✅
piss 🤤🤤

2025-04-28 14:46:35 UTC

written sex scenes in german books always make me lay the book down so i can
sit back
think about my life, think about the language
and be happy that most of the times i was blessed with not having to speak german while i had sex
god is good

2025-04-28 11:49:33 UTC

crash monday
crash monday
crash monday
born to board
roads are a fuck
break all bones 1989
374.848.238.648 scrape wounds

2025-04-25 18:03:05 UTC

ever had an italian judge your parmesan

2025-04-23 19:49:37 UTC

i have a friend who just eats cofe beans
she brought over some cofe beans today because she wanted me to make a cofe with them and i saw her just take a few and
crunsh

2025-04-22 15:39:06 UTC

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going tunnels on mirage smhh

2025-04-20 17:05:02 UTC

this guy is such a SICKO
CBT BORES him
#note1k0p…3ml7

2025-04-20 16:55:52 UTC

wow i have not gotten harassed on here in some time
what is this sense of peace im feeling

2025-04-19 09:45:57 UTC

im just one of those gays
where you wanna gape up
every butt is fucked
every cock is sucked
you dont really know why
but you wanna justify
sucking someone's head off

2025-04-16 19:33:22 UTC

grindr hookup at this place
https://linfan.moe/media/f9/96/9a/f9969ac81865a9875808f2ddc6f29c6e19b696efb25d64e99092f4251e06ee09.jpg

2025-04-09 14:35:13 UTC

i carly opening song is an actual banger
so hopecore

2025-04-08 16:22:30 UTC

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not to mention there are actually some sports where men are the inferior ones.
if i remember correctly, long distance swimming is one where women statistically outperform men.

2025-04-08 09:16:39 UTC

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ewwwww

2025-04-08 09:11:09 UTC

military shills will never get me
i will never enlist

2025-04-07 20:02:36 UTC

play cs
lose in cs
cry
jerk off
repeat
this is the routine of a true pro
read that again

2025-04-07 15:20:30 UTC

fun fact about me
i never went to any themepark and was never on a rollercoaster
my parents didnt really take me and so far i just kinda didn't do it as a teen cause money

2025-04-01 10:49:01 UTC

I DIDN'T FORGET TO TAKE MY PILL TODAY WHY AM I SO HORMONAL

2025-04-01 10:39:26 UTC

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2025-03-28 14:03:57 UTC

i have to wear the hoing out outfit again because I didn't go home :darkness:

2025-03-26 19:52:24 UTC

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ukko told me
"they're gonna need an industrial excavator to get me out of you"
:aquaCryingQuietly:

2025-03-26 19:39:50 UTC

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2025-03-24 19:15:02 UTC

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2025-03-24 16:57:56 UTC

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2025-03-24 13:06:07 UTC

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i dont think he'll ever gain access unless one of the boomers is part of a german shooting club

2025-03-24 13:03:53 UTC

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he is never coming out

2025-03-24 13:03:19 UTC

polish construction site worker is on a 12+ kurwa streak

2025-03-24 12:58:32 UTC

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i think he also has some kind of freudian complex
LMAO

2025-03-24 12:57:58 UTC

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tfw you're a nazi and simultaneously the biggest snowflake ever

2025-03-24 12:56:16 UTC

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tfw no gf
tfw only social interaction is drinking with old boomers

2025-03-23 11:26:57 UTC

ughh my head

2025-03-23 10:21:23 UTC

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i dont know shit about cars im gonna pretend you're talking about stroking it two times

2025-03-23 09:41:03 UTC

https://linfan.moe/media/03/33/12/03331255e6ec3ba4da35f286cb95967b53869dbabe21aa93811ba35bbd8a81be.jpg

2025-03-23 09:40:44 UTC

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the german car industry is fucking behind anyway
the american car industry wont be saved by the tariffs aswell
i honestly hope both just lose profits

2025-03-22 22:09:31 UTC

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dont call me a sociopath

2025-03-22 21:40:32 UTC

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hey :aquaCryingQuietly:

2025-03-22 21:38:26 UTC

playing cs solo q does not make me a masochist

2025-03-22 21:35:24 UTC

dear cs teammate
at first i thought you were weird because you had a soft nude as a pfp
but you were a good teammate
tell me
why did you after choking a 1v1 in tunnels in mirage
instantly kill a teammate and got kicked
i know, i know i was fully expecting for someone to call a vote on you because that choke really was embarrassing
but why
why did you do it

2025-03-22 18:29:30 UTC

for some reason, i've been even more clumsy than usual lately
am i getting dumber?

2025-03-22 17:06:30 UTC

https://linfan.moe/media/51/e2/e5/51e2e5bf3deb8a20532120b1322907c2141c8d0e36b8cc154edbf2581ebeca5f.jpg

2025-03-22 11:10:41 UTC

i need to put on clothes ughhhhhh
i need to stop loafing around
UGHHH

2025-03-21 12:24:16 UTC

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you clearly don't have a sense for high fashion
catch me at the met gala

2025-03-21 12:06:40 UTC

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im doing spaghetti top with paper thin 3/4 pants

2025-03-21 12:02:47 UTC

is 21° midriff weather?

2025-03-19 14:47:17 UTC

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yea they are too rare because a fungus wiped out the absolute majority of the plantations back then

2025-03-19 11:38:24 UTC

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it should be fickenfreitag

2025-03-19 11:33:19 UTC

STOP WRENCHING MY TTTT SEXUALITY ANALYSIS
YOU ALL KNOW IM RIGHT

2025-03-19 11:25:50 UTC

morgen endlich wieder frittenfreitag

2025-03-19 11:00:32 UTC

"you look again because your eyes a puffy, but like slay"
~my sister

2025-03-19 10:56:04 UTC

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my class only ever got high during school, set the basement floor on fire once and triggered a 4000€ feuerwehr großeinsatz on a separate occasion
maybe my generation is soft

2025-03-19 10:54:14 UTC

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sorry, just had to correct an idiot
https://linfan.moe/media/5d/51/99/5d5199a4062f438829d8f3154cbe17694c7d314e0a4197183941262058b5f332.jpg

2025-03-19 10:52:56 UTC

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:bocchi_clap:

2025-03-19 10:51:00 UTC

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first off
auto-androphilic girlmoders don't exist
girlmoders either have confidence in themselves and are asexual until srs
or
they seek out men because of meta-attraction, so they feel more like a woman because of the sexual role

2025-03-19 10:44:44 UTC

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:blobcatdied:
schule ohne rassismus
schule mit courage
am i right?

2025-03-19 10:38:36 UTC

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bimbo is also a slur for sub saharan africans in german, isn't that nice?

2025-03-19 10:36:34 UTC

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male version of bimbo, a very attractive but also very stupid young guy

2025-03-19 10:33:30 UTC

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https://linfan.moe/media/6f/70/38/6f7038927b69970ca6f424cb6ddcc277385a8064d60e85e63136f203766d4e70.jpg

2025-03-19 10:06:27 UTC

when i turn 20 i cant call myself barely legal anymore
why even live?

2025-03-18 18:55:13 UTC

https://linfan.moe/media/fd/38/e9/fd38e914a04844f4d1adc024a2a8dcb2c2ef4aac101d8bae2268cf65c6816edb.jpg

2025-03-17 18:39:39 UTC

https://linfan.moe/media/07/a8/4c/07a84c8748584e1686f58d255acbd10805d89ff18752193575c8b9edff9b96ff.png

2025-03-15 20:54:45 UTC

THE LABEL SAID FRUIT LIQUOR
WHERE'S THE FRUIT
IT JUST TASTES LIKE DISINFECTANT

2025-03-14 14:00:48 UTC

shame horny posters

2025-03-06 20:37:49 UTC

IM NOT BIPOLAR

2025-03-04 09:43:34 UTC

logging on
https://linfan.moe/media/34/5a/85/345a85eb0c7bb3fedd2ca92ed91baff432cdb93efa4d446bcd4f339f520ac047.jpg

2025-02-26 21:11:25 UTC

hhhhhgggnnn
https://linfan.moe/media/cb/fe/1e/cbfe1ea89649d72b7d61482b380709c74554c6955d627d27a982280ce65746a0.png

2025-02-26 21:09:52 UTC

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2025-02-22 12:37:16 UTC

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>rape
>the most beautiful scenery
interesting subconscious

2025-02-17 19:49:06 UTC

https://linfan.moe/media/e1/2c/15/e12c1530013f0aa7c258667f98e6514cf81fa24162e9caa13bc2a6ec72561976.png

2025-02-15 20:17:09 UTC

https://linfan.moe/media/10/1a/ea/101aeaac9eb78bb1ebb70e927caf0a3f5044ba380687616e5bce14b47662225f.jpg

2025-02-14 18:55:03 UTC

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einsamkeit ist eine tugend mein lieber