JAJAX

former proprietor of bajax.us

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2023-09-08 09:14:53 UTC

Time to sell my house and buy a boat

2023-09-07 13:22:13 UTC

the forbidden drink (will make you black)
https://media.clubcyberia.co/pleroma/11115a0ea20ac4647447b8a992d8273acb5ae5b59df90e02842c6eb6132f6630.png

2023-09-07 12:38:51 UTC

gotta stay awake gotta try and shake off this creeping malaise

2023-09-05 15:57:08 UTC

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@npub1pnp…52zw japanese mayonnaise, kewpie brand (this stuff)
it doesn't have that cloying flavor that western mayo does. Yes I know it's full of soybean oil
https://media.clubcyberia.co/pleroma/5a5286b6cfb13d52a9962095ff26bf32a3ff1c5b1363b4dd336bd7671e5c078f.png

2023-09-04 08:03:44 UTC

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https://media.clubcyberia.co/pleroma/4af658b0f93b2d727904e179a0f8d20cc4260536245c745dda8d58474f4e190e.webm

2023-09-03 16:53:21 UTC

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@npub1srh…8g90 @npub1pcf…gr82 @npub15u9…nf9j @npub1kmu…jhl9 @npub14ld…vpf3 @npub1zws…7dpf @npub1vd3…54mu @npub1jcv…ch9k @npub1zhj…kmgu @npub1mq9…uvpr @npub1s7z…pclv and add juicy red lips

2023-09-03 14:49:00 UTC

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@npub1v7t…ck6k lol same with mine-- except he doesn't need encouragement. I have to constantly drag him out of peoples' yards. He's VERY motivated to go and try to fight with other cats in the neighborhood. That's the entire reason I need to keep him on a leash at all.

2023-09-02 18:57:31 UTC

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@npub1445…qcgt @npub1pnp…52zw Bot's a little rich girl her caretakers had to do whatever she said she has no idea how most people were raised

2023-09-02 08:08:04 UTC

AJAX CUT IT OUT HOLY HELL AJAX IS BISCUITING ON MY STOMACH THIS HURTS STOP IT AJAX

2023-09-01 13:18:46 UTC

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@npub12ny…jdrp @npub1zhj…kmgu @npub173f…h0qc I already add sour cream to the potatoes I put on top of the pie so I guess it's a mute point

2023-09-01 13:18:22 UTC

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@npub173f…h0qc @npub12ny…jdrp @npub1zhj…kmgu I wonder if I could add sour cream to that

2023-09-01 13:18:09 UTC

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@npub173f…h0qc @npub1zhj…kmgu @npub12ny…jdrp Oh I didn't think about using sauces with meats-- my current favorite is a kind of a bechamel sauce which I use in shepherd's pie

2023-09-01 13:03:52 UTC

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@npub1d2n…n2yu Cool this means you're going to get a life and leave us forever!

2023-09-01 13:03:11 UTC

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@npub173f…h0qc @npub1zhj…kmgu @npub12ny…jdrp yes I use sour cream a lot

2023-09-01 12:39:38 UTC

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@npub1zhj…kmgu @npub12ny…jdrp Also yellow onions are better than white ones just so you know

2023-09-01 12:39:11 UTC

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@npub1zhj…kmgu @npub12ny…jdrp I use lard whenever vegetable shortening is called for and to saute vegetables it's REALLY good for that

2023-09-01 12:20:54 UTC

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@npub1zhj…kmgu ok what if I add cream after cooking it?

2023-09-01 05:32:42 UTC

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@npub1wkw…y9sj @npub1hg5…tya9 hmm I've been trying to find a way to eat liver that doesn't make me gag

2023-09-01 05:27:18 UTC

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@npub1wkw…y9sj @npub1hg5…tya9 Not this stuff this is something they substituted for what I actually ordered-- it's reconstituted ham product, glued ham. It's pretty nasty.

2023-09-01 05:22:10 UTC

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@npub1wkw…y9sj @npub1hg5…tya9 Well yeah on the swiss but this hame is really nothing to write home about

2023-08-31 15:35:03 UTC

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@npub1ajw…aj8d @npub1xan…jlvy @npub19zp…s3cn @npub1aar…4rym mmm jenkem

2023-08-31 14:45:04 UTC

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This thing
https://media.clubcyberia.co/pleroma/124e402101086ef3cb05cd6361bed70e4a0fd9435f9d378f77956aed43a2698f.png

2023-08-31 14:44:44 UTC

Is that hand-on-head, tweaking the thumb up and down thing really how some people pet their pets?

2023-08-31 13:47:12 UTC

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@npub1wah…xc8t I tried that once it actually worked

2023-08-31 13:45:05 UTC

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Like so many times I completely miss what some continental europoor is saying because he says "I have a 40.000 euro debt" and I'm like, "yeah, just clean out your couch cushions and pay it off what's so bad about that?"

2023-08-31 13:38:38 UTC

I hate it when people don’t commit fully to speaking a different language. Like when I was in foreign language classes, people would always pronounce english words in a foreign sentence as if they were speaking English. They wouldn’t pronounce it how a foreign speaker reading the word would. It sounded so jarring and out of place… Me llamo Bob Piker, me gusto chimichanga!
Also when you’re speaking english, don’t quelch at pronouncing things like an ignorant american, or try too hard to find the proper latin plural form of a word when you can just pluralize it by english convention– cactuses is MORE valid than cacti– you’re speaking english, not latin, dumbass.
By the same token, when you’re typing in english, I think you should use commas to separate thousands, and periods to separate the whole from the fractional part of a number. Number conventions are part of the language. Doing otherwise is just jarring and unclear. When you’re typing in your native language, you’re free to default back to your normal style.

2023-08-31 12:43:22 UTC

you people are arll trying to destroy me I know your games you sent that gypsy you gave him my $8 bucks and you will PAY

2023-08-31 12:42:24 UTC

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@npub12h8…mz5h well you're not gonna get any money I got a jew lawyer I ain't paying a dim

2023-08-31 12:39:12 UTC

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gonna make a BIIIIIG omlette

2023-08-31 12:38:51 UTC

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@npub1d2n…n2yu know what? I have plenty of swiss so I'll try it

2023-08-31 12:37:31 UTC

I wonder if he'll correct me I wonder if he's that reddit

2023-08-31 12:37:17 UTC

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@npub1s3m…qewq Well I don't have any so it's a mute point

2023-08-31 12:36:51 UTC

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@npub184h…px9u is that mango loco flavor monster?

2023-08-31 12:35:59 UTC

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@npub1s3m…qewq I'll save my swiss for sandwiches then

2023-08-31 12:34:03 UTC

would swiss cheese be good in an omlette?

2023-08-31 12:33:19 UTC

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@npub1ecj…fchy I'm working on it damnit

2023-08-31 12:33:06 UTC

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@npub1ecj…fchy hang on I gotta track down a gypsy

2023-08-31 12:28:05 UTC

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@npub1et4…a68x UFCK at least one of these idiots has gotta be dead

2023-08-31 12:22:02 UTC

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@npub12h8…mz5h damn gypsy made me pay $8 to teach me that curse

2023-08-31 12:20:45 UTC

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@npub1et4…a68x lemme guess it didn't work on you either?

2023-08-31 12:18:30 UTC

not even gonna acknowledge that guy he makes my skin crawl

2023-08-31 12:17:46 UTC

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@npub12h8…mz5h damnit... you feel ok like are you sick at all?

2023-08-31 12:14:11 UTC

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@npub12h8…mz5h you dead yet?

2023-08-31 12:13:28 UTC

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@npub1zhj…kmgu maybe let someone else try it

2023-08-31 12:13:13 UTC

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@npub1zhj…kmgu damnit I thought for sure that would work

2023-08-31 12:11:41 UTC

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@npub1zhj…kmgu you dead yet?

2023-08-31 12:08:26 UTC

like this post to die instantly
guaranteed or you get 2.1 billion dolards
https://media.clubcyberia.co/pleroma/3119ef66ca457f5052f674207d277bda532193566605be506f28f332e1caa1d1.png

2023-08-31 09:49:27 UTC

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@npub1dy7…jj9e @npub16uu…2fmf that's a cat cats ain't got jobs

2023-08-31 09:47:56 UTC

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@npub16uu…2fmf damn man he eats the plate too!

2023-08-31 09:45:51 UTC

@npub1u83…r2s5 excommunicado for repeating errante

2023-08-31 09:37:17 UTC

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@npub1730…swsu @npub1rr0…d2c9 @npub12e2…56j9 @npub108z…dkr5 better sanctify her grave that bitch is coming back as a revenant

2023-08-31 09:31:26 UTC

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@npub15m0…8mxa @npub1shp…v9ff oh damn from the zoomed-out thumbnail you looked like an utsi

2023-08-31 09:27:36 UTC

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@npub1wg0…t0yf you're the reason I saw that dude from SPC whose only characteristic is being gay pining after a "lap bottom" yesterday I'm not gonna forget that.

2023-08-31 09:26:34 UTC

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@npub1wg0…t0yf no

2023-08-31 05:59:15 UTC

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@npub1hg5…tya9 @npub1xyr…yavs yes it requires some kind of "seed" crystal in the case of water and in order for the crystal to grow the density of water vapor has to be fairly high but yeah I'm pretty sure I've read that comets for example have trails made up of water vapor as well as ice crystals

2023-08-31 05:49:34 UTC

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@npub1hg5…tya9 @npub1xyr…yavs solid ice won't melt, but liquid water (under the latent heat it already has by virtue of being a liquid) will boil and turn to a gas.

2023-08-31 04:58:51 UTC

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@npub1xyr…yavs Also... due to relativistic effects, the matter EMITTING the CMB isn't actually that cold in its own frame of reference, it only appears to be from where we are because it's moving away from us.

2023-08-31 04:38:01 UTC

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@npub1xyr…yavs not gonna bother to write out a well formatted response but:
temperature cannot be measured in empty space-- temperature is a property of matter which makes no sense in space. What that's referring to is the temperature an object would tend towards at equilibrium between radiation absorbed and emitted at any point in space
matter is not evenly distributed througout space
the average temperature of all matter in the universe is around -2.2C
water freezes at 0C *at standard pressure*
the universe is mostly at extremely low pressure
water will boil in space regardless of the temperature because of the pressure
the default state of all matter is NOT IN THE VERY LEAST "frozen solid" and never will be dude that's retarded

2023-08-31 04:14:16 UTC

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@npub1xyr…yavs the average temperature of the universe is a LOT higher than that dude rofl lmao

2023-08-31 04:09:21 UTC

is water molten ice?

2023-08-31 03:29:57 UTC

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@npub1y6t…9wl9 @npub107w…9n4a jews can't eat shellfish or pigs this means shellfish and pigs are jewish ergo

2023-08-30 16:20:04 UTC

https://media.clubcyberia.co/pleroma/cce0121951a6c2c7d7140d887341b77ff90e8f04c601c9a92bcc874e73e278e2.png

2023-08-30 16:11:00 UTC

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@npub1lnz…k8dk @npub1nep…5gyq @npub17ck…8txk lol did she died?

2023-08-30 15:59:15 UTC

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@npub1nep…5gyq YAY WE GET TO GO DIE ON THE BEACHES OF GUANGDONG PROVINCE WOOO

2023-08-30 15:54:39 UTC

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@npub1dy7…jj9e @npub1yqa…n4ev @npub1xyr…yavs @npub1zhj…kmgu something like this where you might have heard it?

2023-08-30 15:52:14 UTC

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@npub1zhj…kmgu @npub1dy7…jj9e @npub1yqa…n4ev @npub1xyr…yavs https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=flMS2gHFOH0

2023-08-30 15:50:29 UTC

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@npub1zhj…kmgu @npub1dy7…jj9e @npub1yqa…n4ev @npub1xyr…yavs There have been a bunch of music acts covering this theme song but afaik they originated it

2023-08-30 15:50:09 UTC

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@npub1dy7…jj9e @npub1xyr…yavs @npub1zhj…kmgu @npub1yqa…n4ev Yeah that's where I saw it lol

2023-08-30 15:49:25 UTC

1964 was two years ago

2023-08-30 15:48:35 UTC

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@npub1zhj…kmgu @npub1dy7…jj9e @npub1yqa…n4ev @npub1xyr…yavs it's this it's only from 1964 that's not that long ago https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XMl6HnhFFIA

2023-08-30 15:46:42 UTC

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@npub1dy7…jj9e @npub1yqa…n4ev @npub1xyr…yavs @npub1zhj…kmgu and the horror movie about the characters to play off the popularity of FNAF is an insult

2023-08-30 15:46:15 UTC

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@npub1dy7…jj9e @npub1yqa…n4ev @npub1xyr…yavs @npub1zhj…kmgu so I actually have childhood memories of the banana splits lol

2023-08-30 15:45:57 UTC

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@npub1dy7…jj9e @npub1xyr…yavs @npub1zhj…kmgu @npub1yqa…n4ev I actually saw that on TV at like 4am when I was a kid lol

2023-08-30 15:39:46 UTC

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@npub1lka…jeym also I like king of the hill it's a good show

2023-08-30 15:38:24 UTC

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@npub1lka…jeym went ahead and followed you you don't seem like the person who is going to hornypost late at night about he wants a "lap bottom"

2023-08-30 15:37:53 UTC

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@npub1lka…jeym looks like no

2023-08-30 15:27:53 UTC

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@npub1nep…5gyq @npub17ck…8txk I think the idea is that we need it if we go to war with china so we won't care how expensive it is but lol...
we ain't winnin no wars for a long time with the way things are going

2023-08-30 15:22:20 UTC

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@npub1zhj…kmgu @npub1yqa…n4ev @npub1xyr…yavs lol looks liek it was
https://media.clubcyberia.co/pleroma/0811cd158f7be9d86b90a99177a4f7b9b78e3fd4bf475311bb94293a894052be.png

2023-08-30 15:20:22 UTC

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@npub1zhj…kmgu @npub1yqa…n4ev @npub1xyr…yavs I don't get why childrens TV shows can't do scale accurately it just beggars belief are they having the kids themselves work on these shows? It seems so easy to get right!

2023-08-30 15:15:46 UTC

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@npub1zhj…kmgu @npub1yqa…n4ev @npub1xyr…yavs Also there's pretty much NO trunk that I can discern-- I would not be able to get groceries or do laundry in such a car.

2023-08-30 15:14:33 UTC

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@npub1zhj…kmgu @npub1yqa…n4ev @npub1xyr…yavs Look I only believe in things I can see-- I see a relatively small, 4-seat car with NO elbow room and probably almost no legroom for the back seat being that close to the front seat-- I mean, I could probably seat more people more comfortably in my hatchback. Also there's almost no room in the engine compartment what kind of displacement engine can they fit in there? .25 liters?!

2023-08-30 15:11:07 UTC

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@npub1zhj…kmgu @npub1yqa…n4ev @npub1xyr…yavs Look I just wanted to comment on children's videos, back when I lived in my car I'd spend hours just watching children's videos and giving my serious commentary on their theming, coherence, and continuity etc. But I can't do that anymore and I was just trying to relive my glory days.

2023-08-30 15:09:52 UTC

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@npub1zhj…kmgu @npub1yqa…n4ev @npub1xyr…yavs I didn't make it awful though

2023-08-30 15:09:01 UTC

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@npub1yqa…n4ev @npub1xyr…yavs @npub1zhj…kmgu this thread is awful

2023-08-30 15:01:38 UTC

@npub1wg0…t0yf @npub1d2n…n2yu ok

2023-08-30 14:52:35 UTC

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@npub1zhj…kmgu my SUV from years ago was bigger

2023-08-30 14:50:51 UTC

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also it's probably a bad idea to blow the horn constantly

2023-08-30 14:49:57 UTC

This car doesn't seem this big https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OiNvKxj9tiM

2023-08-30 14:41:34 UTC

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@npub1yqa…n4ev he always comes back beaten up and covered in motor oil he lounges under a defunct rusted out mustang outside of a crack house with a crazy old fat lady who feeds strays and doesn't neuter them and he fights with all the cats there

2023-08-30 14:39:13 UTC

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@npub1yqa…n4ev https://clubcyberia.co/notice/AZFWrBCgG4kjueFoau

2023-08-30 14:38:21 UTC

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@npub1yqa…n4ev look man, you don't know the lore

2023-08-30 12:27:51 UTC

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@npub12ny…jdrp @npub1cdj…jev5 five more minutes

2023-08-30 12:22:28 UTC

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@npub1y6t…9wl9 @npub1zhj…kmgu @npub1d2n…n2yu nothing bluesky is mostly dead like only we ever saw each other's posts

2023-08-30 11:25:04 UTC

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@npub1zhj…kmgu @npub1d2n…n2yu WE TAKE HATE SPEECH VERY SERIOUSLY

2023-08-30 11:23:49 UTC

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@npub1zhj…kmgu @npub1d2n…n2yu laincel posted something I don't remember what I think it was something like "I miss you hitler" and the instance was getapo'd like two days later

2023-08-30 11:22:10 UTC

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@npub1zhj…kmgu @npub1d2n…n2yu been gone for about a month or two now

2023-08-30 08:56:02 UTC

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this stupid motherfucker has been out all night and basically he's retarded and COVERED IN MOTOR OIL
https://media.clubcyberia.co/pleroma/a942e0c96a1552723de314c05d2827e3cc5760ec3858faa181264e502f3ee713.jpg

2023-08-30 08:53:48 UTC

GUESS WHO'S HOME

2023-08-30 05:57:13 UTC

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Is there any disadvantage to using a power supply significantly bigger than you need for a build?

2023-08-30 05:56:51 UTC

Alright finally got both my servers running with new power supplies