Hanshan

People improve through making mistakes.
Free people make their mistakes faster.

Nostrich since 761114.

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npub1lxzaxzge0jq9u9cecucctdt5lslwgp7hcxmp2l0wn8r2ecjenwasu6svxa

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Last Notes

2026-11-12 15:53:24 UTC

The Venn diagram of people who don't understand why the samourai devs took a plea deal, and people who have never been involved in an extended lawsuit against a powerful entity is a perfect circle.
#nevent1q…mv4j

2026-11-12 04:40:47 UTC

"There is not a single thing" is an infinite storehouse; with flowers, the moon and tall towers.
#nevent1q…4zrs

2026-11-12 01:20:58 UTC

I set up a relay. If you would like to write your posts to it, I will store them for three years.
.008 XMR per year. Use your own Blossom or nostr.build for images.
wss://nerostr.hanshan.io
#nostr

2026-11-11 18:57:57 UTC

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Fun!
Dont think many ppl want to pay for relays but i think this is the future

2026-11-11 18:44:45 UTC

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The "add your relay" link 404s
Have you moved off codeberg? (Or did they kick you off)

2026-11-11 18:40:56 UTC

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Hey i set one up 🙏
was there a list of paid xmr relays somewhere I should add it to?

2026-11-11 18:39:49 UTC

And just like that
wss://nerostr.hanshan.io was born
But you have to pay me .008 XMR *a year* to post to it 😜
#nevent1q…8svj

2026-11-11 16:13:02 UTC

Another day in paradise ❤️
http://blossom.hanshan.io/48d424a0489acc8950bcd1d29eb98192f92b33e2390c70e4a0ab23024de5fffe.jpeg

2026-11-11 16:07:01 UTC

I should do this.
#nevent1q…pjxd

2026-11-11 15:54:35 UTC

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Are you sure you didn't do some kind of "clear storage" thing in the app settings?

2026-11-11 01:48:01 UTC

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😇

2026-11-11 01:36:23 UTC

Yo @npub1w4u…0jr5
Is it possible the latest update blew away my guys nsec??

2026-11-10 15:58:04 UTC

Maybe the Founders had it right.
Only property owners get the right to vote.
Nobody cares what some broke-ass 18yr old thinks.
#nevent1q…6kud

2026-11-10 15:52:57 UTC

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Idk that's really true.
We have this idea now that "democracy" is a system where everybody participates in every issue.
We could just have benevolent AI dictatorship and not worry about it for example.
What could possibly go wrong?

2026-11-10 15:38:40 UTC

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You think people won't acquire assets if they have to pay to have them protected?

2026-11-10 05:16:47 UTC

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The only people who really need a large federal government are landowners who need private property protection.
#nevent1q…4unj

2026-11-10 05:15:07 UTC

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The main problem with democracy is all people will not be informed on the decisions they are required to make.
The result is Just Good Enough propaganda to keep your buddies in power to keep the grift going in their favor
And best if you can set yourself up to profit regardless of what the unwashed masses think, of course

2026-11-09 15:30:11 UTC

Iow
"Stay humble and stack sats" makes sense in the original "dont try to time the market" way
But not in the "everything trends to zero vs Bitcoin" way
If only things could be so simple.
(apologies to @npub1qny…95gx
wherever he is now)
#bitcoin
#nevent1q…4zte

2026-11-09 15:14:29 UTC

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Ditto, Wisp and Amethyst certainly can.
I only know Android tho

2026-11-09 06:03:48 UTC

If you're economics involves being rude to people on nostr you're probably ngmi
Its just how things are
#nevent1q…7cnm

2026-11-08 23:49:56 UTC

I miss eXch and xmr.to
#nevent1q…0yjp

2026-11-08 23:44:09 UTC

You know, it's not just a crisis in the Bitcoin Maxi viewpoint vis-a-vis Bitcoin.
It's a crisis in the whole idea that everything is going to trend to zero versus Bitcoin long term.
Life is complicated.

2026-11-08 21:59:07 UTC

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I dont use nostr zaps but I have payment targets configured if your client can pull my list.

2026-11-08 05:59:10 UTC

Almost like they know nobody will use their client unless it's open source.
So they're just walking the fine line of being able to plausibly say it's OSS.
But still be regulatory compliant for the App Store.
And to raise money.
#nevent1q…quyh

2026-11-08 05:32:07 UTC

Thought it was pretty obvious Nostrich was bullshit tbh
#nevent1q…9mw6

2026-11-08 00:58:30 UTC

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Everybody under 30 that I meet is completely frozen and cannot make decisions about their lives because they're convinced whatever they do they're destroying the world and everybody in it.

2026-11-08 00:47:09 UTC

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Shocking as it may be, sometimes I talk about other things 😉

2026-11-07 19:22:32 UTC

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Does your client support payment targets?

2026-11-07 19:19:34 UTC

It's been known on the internet for 30 years that you can get pretty far doubling down on your stupid ideas and refusing to ever admit fault.
More and more people are familiar with this strategy. It's even gotten as far as the White House.
Children think that this looks like strength.
But actual adults know it is weakness.
It betrays a deep insecurity. A confident person, an *adult, knows that strength comes from being able to acknowledge their mistakes and idiocy and resolve to do better in the future.
Retarded insistence on our supposed "correctness" and insisting we should only "look strong" in the public sphere is the mark of children.
Nobody should put faith is such people, they have no actually inner mettle or character.
Real strength comes from acknowledging you're an idiot, not portraying artificial confidence.

2026-11-07 13:18:03 UTC

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He is incorrect that the supported hardware is so expensive.
But because of the realities of hardware manufacturing, it does require a giant distributor who can commit to supporting a device for a long period of time.

2026-11-07 12:13:28 UTC

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I have an Ln address but you have to use it as a payment target.
Under protest, I maintain a small balance on custodial lightning,
so that I can use robosats to buy monero.

2026-11-07 05:08:53 UTC

I have sexy trees
#nevent1q…kvpz

2026-11-07 04:59:29 UTC

Solo CK pool found a block

2026-11-07 04:55:10 UTC

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Why is that?

2026-11-06 22:53:17 UTC

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Man I ate 3 of those shitty Godiva chocolates 🤢
Desperately need some Oshi cookies

2026-11-06 22:50:29 UTC

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misaligned priorities

2026-11-06 21:25:07 UTC

Didn't know that would be a contentious opinion lol

2026-11-06 21:23:07 UTC

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Pixels are great, I think the only hate is Google hate by proxy.

2026-11-06 20:46:03 UTC

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😞

2026-11-06 20:16:14 UTC

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I think it's more about guaranteed firmware support rather than a shortage of devices that meet the specs.

2026-11-06 20:15:33 UTC

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posting from a refurbished 9a rn

2026-11-06 20:14:47 UTC

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No, the pixel 8, 9 and 10a launched at $499.
The only big ticket hardware on these phones is ARM, maybe $250 over a few hundred thousand units.
The bottleneck is a device with guaranteed firmware support. They've only promised long-term support on these flagship devices and Graphene isnt going to develop for a device and get locked out after a couple years.
#nevent1q…lds3

2026-11-06 20:05:08 UTC

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But a Motorola flagship model? Really?
I understand there may not be a major manufacturer that is even *trying to make a cheap privacy phone so there may not be any options.

2026-11-06 19:18:46 UTC

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Privacy is a luxury item huh?
Too bad for the poors.

2026-11-06 19:09:28 UTC

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I can stop being poor.
But I want poor people running Graphene.

2026-11-06 19:01:40 UTC

GrapheneOS being supported on a $1,500 phone isnt "hip" or "dope"
What is "dope" is if grapheneOS is supported on a $300 phone.
#nevent1q…e4kt

2026-11-06 17:18:07 UTC

This thing is gonna be like the Hoover dam of culverts.
https://blossom.hanshan.io/23c0ef38d24841047e13a691421c8e5118949f52d1cdd0d097e529fb65ef0848.jpeg

2026-11-06 04:32:30 UTC

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Ill let you know what my robot says

2026-11-05 21:22:33 UTC

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My 9a is fine

2026-11-05 20:16:37 UTC

Try the T-bone client
https://github.com/toddsmith456/T-Bone-
#nevent1q…pf6z

2026-11-05 19:24:33 UTC

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Looks like you'll have to install TestFlight then

2026-11-05 16:03:18 UTC

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Wanna download Armada on the Zapstore?

2026-11-05 12:09:13 UTC

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Basically
Different kinds of nostr group chat

2026-11-05 01:58:22 UTC

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What about @npub14hq…jjzu
wanna hang out with me and @npub12x9…sr92 ?

2026-11-05 01:30:20 UTC

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Encrypted group chat. At least one flavor.
And it handles your nostr DMs too.

2026-11-05 01:17:13 UTC

Hey @npub1hq7…fhvp
Are you are Armada? All the cool kids are doing it.

2026-11-04 19:58:22 UTC

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I believe in you man
#nevent1q…8mp8

2026-11-04 19:57:51 UTC

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but me and the fam were gonna blow up the houses of Parliament...

2026-11-04 17:46:01 UTC

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You mean like they got mushrooms on the left coast?
Licensed, permitted LSD?
Fuck that.
Acid is anarchy.

2026-11-04 17:07:17 UTC

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Go back its a trap!

2026-11-04 17:00:22 UTC

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😉
https://blossom.hanshan.io/68196df3245055c73cc22f545676dd69b91e47d5c2c013f1d21d03920a1e3449.jpeg
#nevent1q…m5z3

2026-11-04 16:28:01 UTC

So the people who think they can regulate AI won?
I bet the Chinese are ecstasic.

2026-11-04 16:19:10 UTC

Ok ok
Imma cave and open a MSM news site

2026-11-04 16:16:43 UTC

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Don't forget about us man

2026-11-04 01:49:20 UTC

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What is "a passphrase generated grid?"

2026-11-04 01:48:30 UTC

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Hodlbutter on every shelf! 🔥

2026-11-04 01:34:09 UTC

Apparently, since the president is fighting with Canada, my buddy can't get across the border because of a theft charge he had in 2007.

2026-11-03 19:14:06 UTC

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https://github.com/MiguelMedeiros/ghostly

2026-11-03 18:47:46 UTC

Is anybody using this Ghostly messenger?
Why?

2026-11-03 18:03:46 UTC

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Do you also have screenshots of all the times they told users to run their own dojo? Or their documentation that explicitly told users that if they weren't running their own node they were trusting them with their privacy.
I didn't think so.
Just this disingenuous bullshit.
Nobody was ever "deceived" into thinking that running Samourai meant you were running a full node on your phone.
GTFO

2026-11-03 17:45:28 UTC

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You're so brave to be open with your mental illness in this way. It's completely hilarious that you're hanging on to these screenshots even now.
Maybe someday you'll know what a "full-node wallet" is.

2026-11-03 17:39:25 UTC

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Your butthurt has been documented for years.
" Spying" requires intentional deception.
They never made any secret of the fact that if you were using the light wallet without your own node you were trusting them.
You can object to the design. You can be pissed off *if* they weren't purging user data they had.
But that doesn't make it a scam.

2026-11-03 16:39:18 UTC

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Samourais position was always "if you use our node you're trusting us"
which seems like a reasonable tradeoff when the service you are providing is legal.
But their retention policy was never clear and it seems there were some XPUBs on their node when it was seized.

2026-11-03 15:43:35 UTC

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It's not obvious what your point is.
Samourai was always clear that if you used their server, it has your XPUBs.
Here, in the year of Our Lord twenty twenty-six, this is not news.
#nevent1q…pvpv

2026-11-03 15:41:50 UTC

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"hey look at this one out of context tweet from 7 years ago"
Desperate much?

2026-11-03 13:23:07 UTC

You can rely on certain statist cucks to mindlessly repeat DOJ talking points without any supporting information.
This screenshot is an *accusation* made by the government against the Bill and Keonne.
There's never been any evidence that any whirlpool coinjoin has been unwound because someone was using the light client and gave up their XPUB (unlike Wasabi coinjoins BTW)
This is also a good example of why Kruw etc are not taken seriously and its hard to take their tool seriously.
#nevent1q…k245

2026-11-03 12:15:56 UTC

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Wasabi shills are expected to ALWAYS believe what the government says.
Youre literally quoting a Justice department accusation against privacy devs.

2026-11-03 01:50:08 UTC

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facts
I was always confused by people who say deep down they dont really know what's right.

2026-11-03 01:31:29 UTC

monero dgaf
#nevent1q…x465

2026-11-03 01:28:49 UTC

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Do you need to hide your wealth?
There's an app for that.
#monero

2026-11-03 01:21:28 UTC

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Hosting isn't rational unless you're a power user.
Just load up some sats on ppq.ai and mess around with different models?

2026-11-02 22:41:49 UTC

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Why not just use GLM-5.3-flash?

2026-11-02 20:55:07 UTC

then tomorrow this bozo will tell you Samourai is a scam.
because when you lack the ability to reflect on yourself, giving advice to others is always stupid.
#nevent1q…dg6w

2026-11-02 20:48:08 UTC

Robot just said:
*Reboot first and let me verify the system comes back at all. You've shrunk the OS filesystem and re-partitioned its disk in the last hour — I want to see it boot cleanly before we discuss Phase 1 of anything.*
COUNTLESS times I have needed someone to say that to me.
I kinda love this strange new world .

2026-11-02 17:46:46 UTC

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Custodial LN and ecash are also rug risks

2026-11-02 17:45:07 UTC

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Considering the way the world is going, with cheap AI and cheap Chinese robots, it's possible that the ONLY things that will be valuable are those that are built slowly and deliberately by skilled people.

2026-11-02 17:32:38 UTC

Tor changed consensus on 10-26 and it broke Robosats.
You need to upgrade to 8.8-alpha to get back on Tor.
#robosats #bitcoin

2026-11-01 04:16:44 UTC

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😱

2026-11-01 04:11:25 UTC

oh THAT'S what I've been doing wrong?!
#nevent1q…ejf2

2026-10-31 00:25:33 UTC

wow really glad I got my @Foundation prime shipped to a dead drop

2026-10-29 12:21:42 UTC

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I mean, sorta.
"no inflation can be verified" IF you trust the cryptographic proofs.
and I dont know who "cryptographers" are.
who are these guys and why do we care what they think?

2026-10-29 00:07:23 UTC

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hot take:
there isn't really anything that is despicable
despising stuff is a waste of energy.

2026-10-27 19:36:03 UTC

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absolutely
Stand-up is a rare art form where you can get up in front of a bunch of people and actually *tell the truth*
It requires skill and thick skin but if you can develop it I think its very rewarding.

2026-10-27 16:08:52 UTC

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Whats the cost difference from the regular versions?

2026-10-27 04:10:30 UTC

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I will pay a company if they provide some fucking customer support
But they were unavailable, dismissive and had to be browbeat into actually looking into it.

2026-10-27 00:31:27 UTC

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He's the musical ancestor of the two guys in the previous one.

2026-10-27 00:03:37 UTC

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Oh well, shot in the dark.
How about a more classical slant?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XqJvxDp8Jdk

2026-10-27 00:02:40 UTC

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https://github.com/toddsmith456/T-Bone-

2026-10-27 00:01:16 UTC

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Sent you an invite to the Tbone channel if you want to make any suggestions.

2026-10-26 23:08:40 UTC

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mynymbox would never have such terrible support 🙂