Catbus

Shitposts, Shoegaze, Cinema
ex-KNZK ex-bofa.lol ex-Radical.Town
Jorts Brand Ambassador

this heaven gives me migraine

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2025-12-29 20:45:10 UTC

please do not teach the goats Italian
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2025-12-13 19:33:17 UTC

morning visitor
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2025-12-13 00:27:56 UTC

Japan embodies the true spirit of the holidays
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2025-12-12 17:09:00 UTC

I am brimming with holiday spirit
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2025-11-01 19:10:18 UTC

PSA
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2025-11-01 18:39:53 UTC

Hi, I'm Silicon Valley- you probably recognize me from classic inventions like 'Chatbot That Drives You Crazy', 'The App That Gives You An Eating Disorder', 'A Bus, Except Worse', and 'Doorbell That Reports Directly to the NSA'

2025-10-25 20:57:14 UTC

your timeline has been blessed by Baby Bison, please enjoy 48 hours of elevated serotonin
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2025-10-19 07:23:55 UTC

Wes Anderson saw these computers as a child and never recovered
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2025-10-18 15:06:44 UTC

the way of the world
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2025-10-17 15:38:44 UTC

Science Chat
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2025-10-16 18:57:30 UTC

Mastodon, despite having its own established ecosystem of Bad Reply Guys, still sees fit to import new varietals from Bsky
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2025-10-16 17:17:16 UTC

reflecting on the infinite freedom of capitalism as I crawl down a highway choked with white, silver and grayish cars with an occasional rebellious dot of red

2025-10-16 16:41:39 UTC

we asked ChatGPT "is burning down the rainforest and emptying reservoirs to create a 90 second clip of nude Marilyn Monroe riding a dragon that breaths fire onto the Hollywood sign (except the letters spell 'Woke') a wise use of our dwindling resources?" and the answer may surprise you!

2025-10-16 01:26:14 UTC

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I guess there is a legit straight up Nazi doxxing group that was so egregious it got banned, and then Musk personally reinstated them?
nice web site

2025-10-16 01:10:39 UTC

bsky is getting another user influx bc Musk did some insanely Nazi shit
crazy, wow, damn, who could ever have known he'd do crazy Nazi shit, I mean it's only been what, two years of nonstop Triumph of the Will over there
wild!

2025-10-15 22:02:11 UTC

truth in advertising
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2025-10-13 22:20:29 UTC

I like how roughly five minutes after politicians declared the pandemic "over" everyone completely forgot the object lesson of one janitor being more important and valuable to society than every CEO on earth combined

2025-10-13 15:57:58 UTC

LOGGING ON
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2025-10-13 15:54:05 UTC

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DO YOU MEASURE UP?
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2025-10-13 15:38:21 UTC

they are silently judging your posts
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2025-10-12 13:15:51 UTC

all time best version of this meme
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2025-10-12 13:13:46 UTC

tis the season
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2025-10-12 01:35:31 UTC

#PSA
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2025-10-12 00:17:26 UTC

I will never apologize for a post
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2025-10-12 00:06:41 UTC

you have been visited by the Skylight Napping Fox who brings good fortune to all 🤗
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2025-10-11 13:55:07 UTC

'Ophelia' (1852)
the Tate, London
Sir John Everett Millais
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2025-10-10 15:04:22 UTC

✊✊
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2025-10-10 02:59:22 UTC

🐸
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2025-10-09 22:54:53 UTC

I don't remember if I've shown off my incredible Totoro mug here? anyway, here it is- like all my genuinely nice things, it was a gift from a friend
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2025-10-09 22:19:38 UTC

I give mastodon a lot of (entirely justified) shit, so it's only fair to credit it for becoming way more welcoming for new users
a bunch of Bsky friends signed up without a hitch, didn't need any help, and just started posting and finding each other organically
gj Mastodon, that never would've happened back in the day

2025-10-09 21:40:38 UTC

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on it

2025-10-09 20:50:44 UTC

The Inhuman League
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2025-10-09 18:35:39 UTC

#PSA
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2025-10-09 13:31:13 UTC

LOGGING ON
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2025-10-09 00:51:15 UTC

October posting like
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2025-10-08 23:55:33 UTC

it is once again time for Grocery Outlet Chip Roulette!
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2025-10-08 18:35:13 UTC

now more than ever
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2025-10-08 15:50:38 UTC

if you're wondering how things are going on bsky one of the devs is following the Heritage Foundation lol

2025-10-08 10:14:50 UTC

Maggie Vandewalle
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2025-09-26 22:44:12 UTC

as predicted by Soundgarden on the ancient discs 🙏
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2025-09-24 15:42:56 UTC

the perfect wall clock doesn't ex....
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2025-09-22 20:33:06 UTC

'Ring' (1998)
dir: Hideo Nakata
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2025-09-22 17:18:44 UTC

when reply guys breach the compound
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2025-09-20 01:53:22 UTC

help
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2025-09-18 14:54:29 UTC

the world if liberals didn't hate leftists more than fascists
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2025-09-16 23:52:04 UTC

this meeting could have been a shitpost

2025-09-16 20:43:53 UTC

miss me with this "free cheese sign over the mousetrap" ass bullshit
do not ever RSVP to a PROTEST ffs
Show up and say FUCK YOU in person, yes, but don't put yourself at the top of the Homeland Security To Do list like some kind of rube dipshit
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2025-09-16 20:31:09 UTC

♫ I don't share your greed, the only
card I need is
The Ace of Spades
The Ace of Spades♫
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2025-09-15 22:16:00 UTC

Truth in advertising 🙌
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2025-09-15 22:12:10 UTC

🤷
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2025-09-14 18:33:39 UTC

capitalism was a mistake
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2025-09-14 02:37:14 UTC

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if you post leftist politics on .social they'll ban your ass with a quickness bc website boy is every bit as censorious as any other capitalist

2025-09-12 15:57:01 UTC

i find it interesting how the powers that be proclaim "violence is never acceptable" while commanding armies and police forces who's entire rationale is State Violence

2025-09-12 05:21:35 UTC

I will never apologize for a post
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2025-09-12 05:17:31 UTC

the perfect rating doesn't exi.......
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2025-09-12 05:14:56 UTC

in 2018 I seeded my new Mastodon account with bangers from Twitter, in 2023 I seeded my Bsky account with Mastodon bangers, and now in the year of our lord 2025 I am closing the circle and bringing Bsky bangers back to Mastodon
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2025-09-12 02:14:13 UTC

if you're wondering why the sudden influx of users,
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2025-09-11 23:45:36 UTC

look at this bullshit
I made a joke about how Eurovision didn't fit in the list of dreary bsky trending topics, made the mistake of typing Charlie Kirk's name in the alt text, and it got flagged and deleted before it even made it to the timeline
related, I'll be mainly posting here for a while until they calm the fuck down with defending the honor of a dead nazi propagandist
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2025-09-03 05:17:28 UTC

the energy I bring to the function
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2025-08-07 00:40:23 UTC

we do important work 💪
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2025-08-07 00:39:14 UTC

you have been visited by the Skylight Napping Fox who wishes you well and brings good fortune!
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2025-07-23 15:44:30 UTC

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I understand your skepticism, but this is a very real restaurant chain and this is actually their slogan
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2025-07-23 15:41:09 UTC

the official Poster's Restaurant
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2025-06-02 22:59:00 UTC

the Illuminati Hotline
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2025-06-02 22:58:05 UTC

Warning:
Cat Will Skank If Provoked
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2025-04-29 19:04:47 UTC

liberal: omg how do we defeat Trumpism
socialist: *explains how*
liberal: that's not realistic, I meant without changing anything

2025-02-28 16:23:26 UTC

God forbid a woman have hobbies
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2025-02-25 18:57:52 UTC

made a thing
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2025-02-25 13:21:40 UTC

I will never apologize for a post
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2025-02-14 06:31:23 UTC

I've Toshiro Mifune'd the Drake meme
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2025-02-12 23:09:05 UTC

o rly
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2025-02-04 02:19:15 UTC

friends while I approve of your violent fantasies of political retaliation, I urge you to stop posting them online in a country which is creating concentration camps for undesirables

2025-01-31 15:24:45 UTC

classic Loony Tunes have much to teach us about class solidarity
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2025-01-31 15:17:21 UTC

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here's a playlist of all the Bangers of the Day I posted here before I migrated
#shoegaze
https://open.spotify.com/playlist/3fDozXkfJJI1PWOOiRjEgt?si=fPS-Qb8eTve5nh2aDE9Rgw

2025-01-31 15:15:42 UTC

ok i cancelled Spotify and migrated all my stuff over to YouTube Music so i'm not sure what will happen to my old playlists- here they are, fwiw and also I'll try and transfer my 2024 Shoegaze Awards thread over here
here's my main playlist, which is basically everything I've faved for the past 4-odd years
https://open.spotify.com/playlist/08byjK7SHRH0A5eKoSk54G?si=WHiSpgTsTiWOZfxiWEzIXw

2025-01-31 05:04:56 UTC

"the left doesn't matter!" I assure myself as I close my eyes and ram my shitty political party into another electoral disaster

2025-01-23 17:29:29 UTC

bringing you the Content™ the cowards at Daily Snoopy are too gutless to post 💪
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2025-01-01 08:11:28 UTC

happy new year!
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2024-12-26 04:24:13 UTC

TikTok is a platform where everyone looks like they're trying to entertain a baby that will explode if it's not being violently overstimulated

2024-12-05 21:42:46 UTC

aspire to live your life in such a way that 40,000 strangers don't emoji react 😂 in the comments of your obituary

2024-11-16 18:42:40 UTC

"...certain altars and stones suggested forgotten rites of terrible, revolting, and inexplicable nature, and made me wonder what manner of men could have made and frequented such a temple."
H.P. Lovecraft, 'The Nameless City'
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2024-11-05 17:54:17 UTC

media: we should extend the hand of friendship to our political opponents and embrace them regardless of the outcome of the election
me: society would be vastly improved if every vehicle with a Trump sticker exploded in a collosal fireball when the key turned in the ignition

2024-11-02 21:47:54 UTC

me watching an old Italian woman roll out a perfect sheet of pasta with a long stick: oh wow cool i can do that
me trying to roll out a perfect sheet of pasta with a long stick: what the fuck is this deviltry, what monstrous God allows horror like this to exist on earth

2024-10-24 00:12:57 UTC

Cormorants are just Edward Gorey's Doubtful Guest
few know this
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2024-10-20 08:25:16 UTC

I'm sorry there's no more water Timmy, but we had to drain the aquifer to power an army of 'Not Copyright Infringing Weird Spongebob' chatbots, u understand
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2024-10-16 00:31:10 UTC

*through gritted teeth*
ACAB...includes...
*sobbing*
...the Kei Police Truck
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2024-10-09 03:47:47 UTC

huge if true
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2024-09-27 14:10:40 UTC

RIP Maggie Smith
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2024-09-18 12:29:05 UTC

going to the store, anyone need anything?
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2024-09-14 14:43:05 UTC

Yul Brynner is silently judging your posts
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2024-09-14 14:15:27 UTC

happy birthday, Das Kapital!
volume one published 157 years ago today: September 14, 1867
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2024-08-18 18:01:02 UTC

current mood
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2024-08-18 14:59:27 UTC

real
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2024-07-31 16:47:07 UTC

just saw 'Ghost in the Shell' described as "Retro Anime", if anyone needs me I'll be disintegrating into a pile of fine ash
YES it is technically true, but my spirit REJECTS it

2024-03-23 18:36:09 UTC

big downside to Mastodon is you can't say "go back to mastodon, dork" to a pedantic dumbass in your mentions

2024-02-19 10:03:36 UTC

I will never apologize for a post
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2024-01-10 18:16:30 UTC

today's vibe
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2023-08-26 16:21:56 UTC

Nancy says ACAB
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2023-01-05 18:03:45 UTC

Capitalism dot jpg
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