meso

I'm beautiful, here here and here

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PROUD VOLVO OWNER
IF YOU HATE MY VOLVO KILL YOURSELF
SHE IS BEAUTIFUL AND STRONG
SHE WENT THROUGH EVERYTHING AND MORE

Public Key

npub1lslrj2jys4sdcr5llf6m8rxedljeqgreft4998xnzt6tjprnegwq4ae93g

NIP-05 Address

meso@new-asbestos-cafe.mostr.pub

Profile Code

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Author Public Key

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Last Notes

2026-08-04 13:46:09 UTC

sylvie vartan!
https://new.asbestos.cafe/media/ba/9a/0a/ba9a0af686bc92b2ec942ee6d523ac48f4601c2098bfed8aef4a944022624590.png

2026-08-04 13:27:13 UTC

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@nprofile…y6jc @nprofile…d54h
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2026-08-03 17:49:07 UTC

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@nprofile…rrxl its time to get kirky its time to get kirky in here

2026-07-31 18:31:36 UTC

@nprofile…acrj junkie nigger did you rope yet

2026-07-31 18:31:08 UTC

@nprofile…rrxl
https://new.asbestos.cafe/media/d6/ff/a8/d6ffa8f1af30abf5b93d0a0854b9944f0ab1c6559625120eebdad3263a602500.jpg

2026-07-31 10:17:40 UTC

Fucked over some guy that was trying to cut me off at a round about in the most elegant glorious way, made my day. What are you honking at bitch you're trying to cut off a Bulgarian with your piece of shit VW

2026-07-26 13:02:13 UTC

i think the word negress sounds so funny

2026-07-19 16:07:19 UTC

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@nprofile…ztx6 they made pleroma look worse

2026-07-19 12:47:57 UTC

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@nprofile…k9ke @nprofile…3nwz @nprofile…f3rd @nprofile…lku3 @nprofile…qe00 @nprofile…lge4 @nprofile…rrxl @nprofile…zkjz @nprofile…nh9c mesocel not included 🥀

2026-07-18 15:55:11 UTC

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@nprofile…lku3 @nprofile…7mkt poastoids would, they have, countless times. for my hachi-like predecessor and for adachi's

2026-07-18 15:52:12 UTC

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@nprofile…7mkt @nprofile…lku3 gotta respect the consistence of still logging onto this thing 4 years after it stopped being funny

2026-07-18 15:00:51 UTC

@nprofile…rrxl @nprofile…qe00 @nprofile…lge4 @nprofile…lku3 @nprofile…smhc @nprofile…asdf @nprofile…dcn3 @nprofile…2hfe who's throwing away all these garloids...
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2026-07-18 08:11:33 UTC

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@nprofile…xg66 @nprofile…ezdy i just did a bathroom for some chinese ladies they looked way better

2026-07-17 21:15:10 UTC

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@nprofile…ezdy fucks wrong with her face

2026-07-16 23:19:49 UTC

i am not clicking diddyblud....
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2026-07-15 21:15:43 UTC

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@nprofile…clwr @nprofile…5qmw @nprofile…afkj you're a tourist nigger

2026-07-15 21:10:48 UTC

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@nprofile…5qmw @nprofile…afkj no one has ever said that. you're just gay and retarded for watching little girls shows

2026-07-13 20:24:09 UTC

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@nprofile…nh9c so-called libertarians when the frankenstein capitalist gangster police state needs to ram them up the ass with no vaseline

2026-07-12 18:08:53 UTC

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@nprofile…tttf @nprofile…zkjz Lady G

2026-07-12 15:52:24 UTC

vaxxed status? https://www.nbcnews.com/politics/politics-news/sen-lindsey-graham-dies-71-brief-sudden-illness-rcna552722

2026-07-11 00:41:29 UTC

ive only ever heard brits get shit for colonialism ive never heard them get shit for literally creating the atlantic slave trade why does america get all the shit for it, britain invented it america just had it transfered over to them

2026-06-30 19:53:08 UTC

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@nprofile…72y8 Not trve

2026-06-29 17:48:28 UTC

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@nprofile…4c5e KISS alos

2026-06-24 02:45:52 UTC

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@nprofile…4c5e just buy a gasket kit for the head and take it OUT

2026-06-22 19:42:46 UTC

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@nprofile…p49c @nprofile…rrxl >he thinks it's about culture
actually fell for culture war propaganda, people like you should be killed en masse

2026-06-22 19:40:43 UTC

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@nprofile…p49c @nprofile…rrxl >one of the biggest capitalist countries in the world
>communist state
brainraped by big pig interests

2026-06-01 10:42:44 UTC

protonmail just deleted all my emails thanks guys

2026-05-17 22:24:39 UTC

@nprofile…rrxl guy who just uses the warp tool on the jawline and cheeks and calls it a gigachad edit

2026-05-15 16:54:45 UTC

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@nprofile…lku3 @nprofile…rrxl i think it mightve been adachi but it also mightve been me because i remember something like that saved on my computer

2026-05-11 17:55:55 UTC

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@nprofile…qyfx @nprofile…acrj TRVE

2026-05-11 15:07:38 UTC

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@nprofile…4cgc @nprofile…asdf it doesnt taste good man

2026-05-11 13:58:09 UTC

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@nprofile…acrj ugly as shit nigga kill yourself

2026-05-11 05:15:44 UTC

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@nprofile…asdf the frame you paused on is "Why I drink cum instead of milk"

2026-05-01 09:33:26 UTC

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@nprofile…s2sp @nprofile…hu5l niggas will whine about drawn child porn being censored instead of actual attacks on free speech and free thought

2026-04-24 16:01:35 UTC

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2026-04-22 08:39:09 UTC

@nprofile…4c5e @nprofile…g80s @nprofile…q38m @nprofile…r7pl @nprofile…asdf
https://new.asbestos.cafe/media/d2/2e/52/d22e52656310b4930f6e045f8a1a30647f7fecbfa9f186e479a6369bb9929257.jpg

2026-04-10 00:11:25 UTC

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@nprofile…pkk7 is that the fat guy who keeps getting made fun of on kiwifarms

2026-04-07 09:31:25 UTC

https://new.asbestos.cafe/media/a2/3e/0a/a23e0a9f7affaad3aa0792e6d90b001019e4eb352edd9efbf57117df30927256.jpg

2026-03-29 19:47:23 UTC

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@nprofile…z753 @nprofile…rrxl nope. All cars past 2018 ive looked inside of through the window have looked cheap as shit like they're made out of shiny toy gun material and would break at the slightest pressure. None of them match the luxury of my 90s car

2026-03-29 19:12:46 UTC

@nprofile…rrxl 🤨
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2026-03-29 17:14:47 UTC

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@nprofile…rrxl belicure's alter ego

2026-03-29 16:52:08 UTC

@nprofile…rrxl I still can't believe this nigga does it for free. 48 minutes.
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2026-03-28 22:59:05 UTC

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@nprofile…rrxl @nprofile…lku3 >this photo
:old-chad:
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2026-03-28 11:58:42 UTC

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@nprofile…rrxl @nprofile…qe00 @nprofile…acrj @nprofile…lge4 drug addicts when you ask them to stop throwing money on opioids instead of begging for money on the fediverse
honestly i think dushman just entered the tenderqueer fedi with a long term 1d chess plan to do #mutualaid because tenderqueer fedi is also mutualaid fedi

2026-03-28 01:52:54 UTC

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2026-03-25 17:15:47 UTC

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@nprofile…7yfj >each page is covered in words
guy discovers books

2026-03-23 19:23:23 UTC

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@nprofile…6ns5 @nprofile…cs7q so how much do i have now.. .like... 110?

2026-03-23 19:19:29 UTC

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@nprofile…6ns5 @nprofile…cs7q is we getting credit points

2026-03-22 18:21:14 UTC

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@nprofile…5n8n that's true. Using assembly for a website or something

2026-03-22 18:15:16 UTC

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@nprofile…5n8n honestly, the saw you use does matter. You might need a smaller one or a bigger one or a jigsaw

2026-03-21 19:08:29 UTC

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@nprofile…lku3 @nprofile…s6ag i think it's being a bad person/degenerate that people should be vigilant about and bully, rather than a specific trait like being a tranny. someone who "looksmaxxes" and crushes his skullbones and tries to manipulate others is just as bad as someone who does that, but is a tranny.

2026-03-21 19:06:16 UTC

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@nprofile…lku3 @nprofile…s6ag niggas that seek christ after being degenerates are usually worse people than people who just stop being degenerates

2026-03-21 19:01:25 UTC

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@nprofile…lku3 @nprofile…s6ag he shouldn't seek christ he should stop being a nigger

2026-03-21 18:08:31 UTC

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@nprofile…lku3 @nprofile…s6ag KEK

2026-03-21 16:21:08 UTC

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@nprofile…s6ag you literally call yourself stupid and gay in your domain name, what do you expect nigga

2026-03-21 06:18:05 UTC

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Like I think the problem is with him

2026-03-21 06:17:54 UTC

Everything this guy has made is either dogshit or turned to shit
https://new.asbestos.cafe/media/8b/0a/0d/8b0a0deb2910d7b143dc03ee0e41ce3f43cebe9369e50daffe847c0c02ec633a.jpg

2026-03-21 06:04:37 UTC

>waking up at 8am thinking ive overslept

2026-03-20 14:07:54 UTC

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@nprofile…lge4 it isnt dude

2026-03-20 08:11:06 UTC

https://new.asbestos.cafe/media/49/19/88/491988396b6e75258e426b47025327df276a52db64a56401b0275526e9d77ac3.jpg

2026-03-20 08:10:48 UTC

https://new.asbestos.cafe/media/a9/2a/81/a92a8137d8161e01c8b228a6169aa8e350ee73baad789f0e53bb65e5948f83c1.jpg

2026-03-19 23:35:57 UTC

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@nprofile…ehgy Kidpany named wE MAKE ULTRAVIOLET RADIATION:

2026-03-19 20:22:34 UTC

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@nprofile…jph8 @nprofile…e0xm what does this have to do with me though I am very confused. I don't mean this in a bad way I'm just not making the connection

2026-03-19 18:57:58 UTC

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@nprofile…jph8 @nprofile…lge4 What

2026-03-19 18:41:32 UTC

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@nprofile…jph8 @nprofile…lge4 "you get fucked up the ass in this timeline"

2026-03-19 16:18:17 UTC

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@nprofile…qe00 @nprofile…2apd FNAF, Undertale, Touhou, Omori fans when they're asked to Play The Game

2026-03-18 21:55:13 UTC

bulgaria sucks, fuck this country

2026-03-15 23:08:18 UTC

@nprofile…lge4 @nprofile…rrxl @nprofile…qe00 GIGACHAD serial killer pouring hot oil onto a pedophile's face
https://new.asbestos.cafe/media/6c/4a/95/6c4a95a4cbb424dc9aac74d5780abeeca87dc3a6db9bc3095bc57ddb014cdb8d.webm

2026-03-09 18:52:05 UTC

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@nprofile…ehgy best logo in the history of logos. If you dont share this opinion you have terrible taste. Enjoy the globohomo hairy alien ballsack logo

2026-03-05 19:54:53 UTC

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@nprofile…qe00 maija

2026-03-05 19:54:00 UTC

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@nprofile…smhc @nprofile…2g7j @nprofile…0xs5 hate this guy so fucking much dude

2026-03-03 21:28:45 UTC

@nprofile…lge4
https://new.asbestos.cafe/media/d7/4e/5a/d74e5a15e959a1726c32996886e34b093be9f5808cc4112606adc4a3cd7f62ec.webm

2026-03-03 20:29:07 UTC

i dont get antisemitism, we need to be antibulgarian, no jew has ever charged me $5 for 10 fishing hooks

2026-03-02 20:23:52 UTC

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@nprofile…qdc0 bootstrap is so fucking close to regular css that there's no fucking point in using bootstrap

2026-03-01 21:54:46 UTC

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@nprofile…zujd @nprofile…lku3 @nprofile…rrxl we have extremely comfy culture We :transheart: our LGBTQIAsbestos+ Allies

2026-03-01 21:42:41 UTC

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@nprofile…zujd @nprofile…rrxl Never heard of this disease. Honestly I don't even know what asbestos is, I think it's some sort of chemical

2026-03-01 20:04:16 UTC

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@nprofile…zujd @nprofile…rrxl No, wow. Why didn't I think of that

2026-02-28 19:11:01 UTC

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@nprofile…rrxl >inb4 US doesn't defend Taiwan

2026-02-28 19:10:53 UTC

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@nprofile…rrxl this but unironically. the US didn't defend Ukraine, why would Russia or China bother with Iran

2026-02-28 19:09:33 UTC

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@nprofile…vfv8 @nprofile…rrxl Guy whose entire post history is screenshots of retards on twitter
https://new.asbestos.cafe/media/86/ca/53/86ca530416f1c1634805141b038f9e82978954a31ef5456bf0d1dd5f48f2c734.png

2026-02-28 19:08:48 UTC

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@nprofile…vfv8 Woah dude this is hilarious you posted a screenshot of nobodies talking to eachother on Twitter, you're such a cool and funny fedi user

2026-02-28 15:45:57 UTC

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@nprofile…s24j @nprofile…8kc4 transmission sucks. Total Qbittorrent LIFE

2026-02-28 15:16:17 UTC

torrents are the greatest thing ever, sad to see zoomers devolve on file downloads

2026-02-27 13:59:59 UTC

>chjara
@nprofile…rrxl
https://new.asbestos.cafe/media/20/4b/7a/204b7a2163225783be0b3980268324afba36783713e14e4b470665cdf78bcb1e.gif

2026-02-25 20:35:16 UTC

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@nprofile…xegv @nprofile…rrxl Evil degenerates be like "I will NOT forward all of my end to end encrypted signal chats directly to Apple's AI"

2026-02-25 20:28:23 UTC

:pleromastable:

2026-02-25 14:12:15 UTC

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@nprofile…e8hl the what

2026-02-25 13:39:21 UTC

adverse media found
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2026-02-24 20:19:41 UTC

@nprofile…rrxl >her
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2026-02-24 07:42:03 UTC

@nprofile…rrxl
https://new.asbestos.cafe/media/ce/38/6a/ce386a3b9d7300fa18f9de8f4c1e4d0e4ce63542305e7f25b2a6fd421db649fa.jpg

2026-02-23 18:38:32 UTC

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@nprofile…z8uy @nprofile…lku3 @nprofile…smhc can we beat drew devault to death with a shovel plesae @nprofile…rrxl @nprofile…dcn3 @nprofile…qe00 @nprofile…asdf

2026-02-23 18:38:11 UTC

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@nprofile…z8uy @nprofile…smhc @nprofile…lku3 >opinionated
Worst Opinions Ever award

2026-02-21 12:04:42 UTC

accidentally clicked on an ad and this is so funny to me
https://new.asbestos.cafe/media/b4/55/0c/b4550c8b87996202930785d6d7925872e2e186a9df1c8420ec628b86dadcc7bc.png

2026-02-20 10:02:04 UTC

https://new.asbestos.cafe/media/e8/c1/28/e8c1282cdac77b8fe3f06f267e57fef673f6848855f456f43b795f385c3e2d34.jpg

2026-02-19 12:39:08 UTC

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@nprofile…vpvm this is like when snowden released the documents and all that surveillance apparatus stuff came out except not like that at all and they're just doing it out in the open and they don't even care about optics anymore

2026-02-18 15:26:14 UTC

@nprofile…lge4 @nprofile…rrxl absolutely mindraped by industrial society
>technophobic
https://new.asbestos.cafe/media/ae/1b/b8/ae1bb896d7e3279042be6abb8e04aeb13c67bf82f0c2ca171eefd48492a93fc1.png
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2026-02-15 09:32:00 UTC

does take a few months for the nicotine cravings to fully disappear. persistent bitch chemical

2026-02-12 19:44:34 UTC

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2026-02-09 12:58:37 UTC

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@nprofile…qe00 but vipper-chan that's Homosexual ❌🏳️‍🌈

2026-02-09 12:44:06 UTC

feds ransacking asbestos posts just to find 30 retarded fucking unfunny puns and name inversions in a row