meso

I'm beautiful, here here and here

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PROUD VOLVO OWNER
IF YOU HATE MY VOLVO KILL YOURSELF
SHE IS BEAUTIFUL AND STRONG
SHE WENT THROUGH EVERYTHING AND MORE

Public Key

npub1lslrj2jys4sdcr5llf6m8rxedljeqgreft4998xnzt6tjprnegwq4ae93g

NIP-05 Address

meso@new-asbestos-cafe.mostr.pub

Profile Code

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2026-04-22 08:39:09 UTC

@nprofile…4c5e @nprofile…g80s @nprofile…q38m @nprofile…r7pl @nprofile…asdf
https://new.asbestos.cafe/media/d2/2e/52/d22e52656310b4930f6e045f8a1a30647f7fecbfa9f186e479a6369bb9929257.jpg

2026-03-29 19:47:23 UTC

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@nprofile…z753 @nprofile…rrxl nope. All cars past 2018 ive looked inside of through the window have looked cheap as shit like they're made out of shiny toy gun material and would break at the slightest pressure. None of them match the luxury of my 90s car

2026-03-29 19:12:46 UTC

@nprofile…rrxl 🤨
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2026-03-29 17:14:47 UTC

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@nprofile…rrxl belicure's alter ego

2026-03-29 16:52:08 UTC

@nprofile…rrxl I still can't believe this nigga does it for free. 48 minutes.
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2026-03-28 11:58:42 UTC

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@nprofile…rrxl @nprofile…qe00 @nprofile…acrj @nprofile…lge4 drug addicts when you ask them to stop throwing money on opioids instead of begging for money on the fediverse
honestly i think dushman just entered the tenderqueer fedi with a long term 1d chess plan to do #mutualaid because tenderqueer fedi is also mutualaid fedi

2026-03-28 01:52:54 UTC

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2026-03-25 17:15:47 UTC

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@nprofile…7yfj >each page is covered in words
guy discovers books

2026-03-23 19:23:23 UTC

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@nprofile…6ns5 @nprofile…cs7q so how much do i have now.. .like... 110?

2026-03-23 19:19:29 UTC

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@nprofile…6ns5 @nprofile…cs7q is we getting credit points

2026-03-22 18:21:14 UTC

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@nprofile…5n8n that's true. Using assembly for a website or something

2026-03-22 18:15:16 UTC

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@nprofile…5n8n honestly, the saw you use does matter. You might need a smaller one or a bigger one or a jigsaw

2026-03-21 19:08:29 UTC

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@nprofile…lku3 @nprofile…s6ag i think it's being a bad person/degenerate that people should be vigilant about and bully, rather than a specific trait like being a tranny. someone who "looksmaxxes" and crushes his skullbones and tries to manipulate others is just as bad as someone who does that, but is a tranny.

2026-03-21 19:06:16 UTC

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@nprofile…lku3 @nprofile…s6ag niggas that seek christ after being degenerates are usually worse people than people who just stop being degenerates

2026-03-21 19:01:25 UTC

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@nprofile…lku3 @nprofile…s6ag he shouldn't seek christ he should stop being a nigger

2026-03-21 18:08:31 UTC

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@nprofile…lku3 @nprofile…s6ag KEK

2026-03-21 16:21:08 UTC

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@nprofile…s6ag you literally call yourself stupid and gay in your domain name, what do you expect nigga

2026-03-21 06:18:05 UTC

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Like I think the problem is with him

2026-03-21 06:17:54 UTC

Everything this guy has made is either dogshit or turned to shit
https://new.asbestos.cafe/media/8b/0a/0d/8b0a0deb2910d7b143dc03ee0e41ce3f43cebe9369e50daffe847c0c02ec633a.jpg

2026-03-21 06:04:37 UTC

>waking up at 8am thinking ive overslept

2026-03-20 14:07:54 UTC

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@nprofile…lge4 it isnt dude

2026-03-20 08:11:06 UTC

https://new.asbestos.cafe/media/49/19/88/491988396b6e75258e426b47025327df276a52db64a56401b0275526e9d77ac3.jpg

2026-03-20 08:10:48 UTC

https://new.asbestos.cafe/media/a9/2a/81/a92a8137d8161e01c8b228a6169aa8e350ee73baad789f0e53bb65e5948f83c1.jpg

2026-03-19 23:35:57 UTC

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@nprofile…ehgy Kidpany named wE MAKE ULTRAVIOLET RADIATION:

2026-03-19 20:22:34 UTC

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@nprofile…jph8 @nprofile…e0xm what does this have to do with me though I am very confused. I don't mean this in a bad way I'm just not making the connection

2026-03-19 18:57:58 UTC

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@nprofile…jph8 @nprofile…lge4 What

2026-03-19 18:41:32 UTC

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@nprofile…jph8 @nprofile…lge4 "you get fucked up the ass in this timeline"

2026-03-19 16:18:17 UTC

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@nprofile…qe00 @nprofile…2apd FNAF, Undertale, Touhou, Omori fans when they're asked to Play The Game

2026-03-18 21:55:13 UTC

bulgaria sucks, fuck this country

2026-03-15 23:08:18 UTC

@nprofile…lge4 @nprofile…rrxl @nprofile…qe00 GIGACHAD serial killer pouring hot oil onto a pedophile's face
https://new.asbestos.cafe/media/6c/4a/95/6c4a95a4cbb424dc9aac74d5780abeeca87dc3a6db9bc3095bc57ddb014cdb8d.webm

2026-03-09 18:52:05 UTC

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@nprofile…ehgy best logo in the history of logos. If you dont share this opinion you have terrible taste. Enjoy the globohomo hairy alien ballsack logo

2026-03-05 19:54:53 UTC

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@nprofile…qe00 maija

2026-03-05 19:54:00 UTC

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@nprofile…smhc @nprofile…2g7j @nprofile…0xs5 hate this guy so fucking much dude

2026-03-03 21:28:45 UTC

@nprofile…lge4
https://new.asbestos.cafe/media/d7/4e/5a/d74e5a15e959a1726c32996886e34b093be9f5808cc4112606adc4a3cd7f62ec.webm

2026-03-03 20:29:07 UTC

i dont get antisemitism, we need to be antibulgarian, no jew has ever charged me $5 for 10 fishing hooks

2026-03-01 21:54:46 UTC

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@nprofile…zujd @nprofile…lku3 @nprofile…rrxl we have extremely comfy culture We :transheart: our LGBTQIAsbestos+ Allies

2026-03-01 21:42:41 UTC

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@nprofile…zujd @nprofile…rrxl Never heard of this disease. Honestly I don't even know what asbestos is, I think it's some sort of chemical

2026-03-01 20:04:16 UTC

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@nprofile…zujd @nprofile…rrxl No, wow. Why didn't I think of that

2026-02-28 15:45:57 UTC

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@nprofile…s24j @nprofile…8kc4 transmission sucks. Total Qbittorrent LIFE

2026-02-28 15:16:17 UTC

torrents are the greatest thing ever, sad to see zoomers devolve on file downloads

2026-02-25 20:35:16 UTC

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@nprofile…xegv @nprofile…rrxl Evil degenerates be like "I will NOT forward all of my end to end encrypted signal chats directly to Apple's AI"

2026-02-25 20:28:23 UTC

:pleromastable:

2026-02-25 14:12:15 UTC

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@nprofile…e8hl the what

2026-02-25 13:39:21 UTC

adverse media found
https://new.asbestos.cafe/media/17/f2/83/17f283d9cf3a4e73e7534d2da02c7664a144f563456b48ef510b7f413548a179.png

2026-02-24 20:19:41 UTC

@nprofile…rrxl >her
https://new.asbestos.cafe/media/3d/70/ee/3d70eeff1711ae65d5db484871bad51a858251bfb66b23a46354c4a6914360a8.png

2026-02-24 07:42:03 UTC

@nprofile…rrxl
https://new.asbestos.cafe/media/ce/38/6a/ce386a3b9d7300fa18f9de8f4c1e4d0e4ce63542305e7f25b2a6fd421db649fa.jpg

2026-02-23 18:38:32 UTC

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@nprofile…z8uy @nprofile…lku3 @nprofile…smhc can we beat drew devault to death with a shovel plesae @nprofile…rrxl @nprofile…dcn3 @nprofile…qe00 @nprofile…asdf

2026-02-23 18:38:11 UTC

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@nprofile…z8uy @nprofile…smhc @nprofile…lku3 >opinionated
Worst Opinions Ever award

2026-02-21 12:04:42 UTC

accidentally clicked on an ad and this is so funny to me
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2026-02-20 10:02:04 UTC

https://new.asbestos.cafe/media/e8/c1/28/e8c1282cdac77b8fe3f06f267e57fef673f6848855f456f43b795f385c3e2d34.jpg

2026-02-19 12:39:08 UTC

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@nprofile…vpvm this is like when snowden released the documents and all that surveillance apparatus stuff came out except not like that at all and they're just doing it out in the open and they don't even care about optics anymore

2026-02-18 15:26:14 UTC

@nprofile…lge4 @nprofile…rrxl absolutely mindraped by industrial society
>technophobic
https://new.asbestos.cafe/media/ae/1b/b8/ae1bb896d7e3279042be6abb8e04aeb13c67bf82f0c2ca171eefd48492a93fc1.png
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2026-02-15 09:32:00 UTC

does take a few months for the nicotine cravings to fully disappear. persistent bitch chemical

2026-02-12 19:44:34 UTC

https://new.asbestos.cafe/media/80/d7/ce/80d7ce968eefdcce2b12a354853bd2e47b3bb7ddda8e58f992ffa78e98a28303.png

2026-02-09 12:58:37 UTC

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@nprofile…qe00 but vipper-chan that's Homosexual ❌🏳️‍🌈

2026-02-09 12:44:06 UTC

feds ransacking asbestos posts just to find 30 retarded fucking unfunny puns and name inversions in a row

2026-02-09 00:30:41 UTC

is this an rdramaop https://www.reddit.com/r/MyBoyfriendIsAI/ @nprofile…rrxl @nprofile…asdf @nprofile…lge4 @nprofile…qe00 rDrama chads RETVRN
https://new.asbestos.cafe/media/d2/33/de/d233de118a14b3d6bec60b578e9bb8dbcdbe0fd7d023db2eb4abd107e3d5583f.png
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2026-02-06 23:27:18 UTC

Pushup kisses PLEASE

2026-02-06 23:10:41 UTC

i should make a fedi in go. it'll be like gotosocial but not reeking of degeneracy

2026-02-05 20:38:07 UTC

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@nprofile…nslw i dont like firefox and i use librewolf sometimes but meh i dont feel like it. not cuz of the gay stuff ive just been flip flopping between using firefox and librewolf and chromium. and idk what the point of librewolf is if i use my browser for dogshit anyways

2026-02-05 20:32:25 UTC

gay ass niggas
https://new.asbestos.cafe/media/fa/52/ef/fa52efe9bc9881f4c34d642a19beb98653c4eedfdc852b02316e4aa7ed9340e0.png

2026-02-05 07:00:16 UTC

Subhuman niggers award
https://new.asbestos.cafe/media/fd/21/4e/fd214e93fde07955a700a6b5aa8ef291a5aa7aab844700619f1de9168ad7e1a6.jpg

2026-02-02 22:33:26 UTC

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@nprofile…9zd0 @nprofile…s2sp they're both unusable award

2026-02-02 21:57:26 UTC

most comically absurdly cartoonishly misleading graph award
https://new.asbestos.cafe/media/74/c4/3b/74c43bb554cb6fcf820ead934f12d9911fbe6eadb9fff11b38d0a6207f0e10ce.png

2026-02-02 18:42:12 UTC

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2026-02-02 11:25:18 UTC

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@nprofile…3utp THEY HAD an opportunity here

2026-02-02 11:24:33 UTC

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@nprofile…3utp >GNU Weeb Social
>look inside
>Mastadont

2026-02-01 11:02:14 UTC

>guy complaining about feeling miserable
>"DON'T TROON OUT BRO"
that is NOT a normal response, igel is definitely a troon if the first solution that comes to his head to being a miserable nigger is trooning out
https://new.asbestos.cafe/media/7f/99/9c/7f999c3a90be9621d868d1e578c04692fbeb0ba1074aad03f6eb052655e9f066.png

2026-01-30 11:17:41 UTC

Friedrich Engels be like Hi I'm Frederick English @nprofile…rrxl

2026-01-29 12:12:45 UTC

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@nprofile…phmh fixing your car is vastly more useful than making a GNOME app

2026-01-29 12:12:10 UTC

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@nprofile…phmh No I just think you can have vast intellectual superiority by being good at REAL things not telling computer how to do math

2026-01-29 11:33:22 UTC

total manual labor life, it makes you smart and handy

2026-01-27 19:38:54 UTC

Arcana last online 43 years ago 🥀

2026-01-27 07:38:41 UTC

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@nprofile…qv0m @nprofile…dcn3 pizza cock!

2026-01-26 20:24:00 UTC

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@nprofile…rrxl the tales of males

2026-01-26 13:27:48 UTC

If fawty was still with us he'd make a remark about that Puffy (puffy pussy) RIP king

2026-01-26 12:28:25 UTC

Spain is like "ooh we gotta investigate this train derailment guys nobody touch the crime scene grab your forensics equipment and put on your hazmat suits"
Bulgaria would just be a bunch of катаджии going "eeehhh the БДЖ just does that let's hope next time it'll be 60 dead instead of 70"
https://new.asbestos.cafe/media/7c/08/ba/7c08bab4d25a9ba59ffb1a909f623d74d4ccb7cfebf3c170c95555dc64099999.jpg

2026-01-25 21:06:13 UTC

ДОБРО ПОЖАЛОВАТЬ В ГЕТГЛ БОЛГАРИЯ!

2026-01-25 20:09:05 UTC

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@nprofile…nslw the NSA agent watching my search history say "sheep" 308 times in a row because i was going through google images

2026-01-25 20:07:14 UTC

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@nprofile…nslw it is known

2026-01-25 19:43:45 UTC

forgot how to modify pleromafe i want to be able to tag users as glowies and have their posts glow, like this kinda
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2026-01-25 18:48:13 UTC

https://new.asbestos.cafe/media/d4/34/30/d43430b70365707489a4d8cfb0f4bbbf65bb1f076142aa7f4a87c314d53201b2.%20Trump%20and%20Bill%20Clinton%20in%20the%20corner_%20_two%20anime%20girls%20kissing_

2026-01-25 14:03:36 UTC

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@nprofile…d5a0 okay there are a couple things I'm kinda entirely guilty of. i dropped a washer into the exhaust (pre-cat so it's a problem im pretty sure), i broke off a stud (this is technically a problem but the exhaust seals very well as it's one whole header and all the other studs are able to apply enough pressure to keep the gaskets sealing) and i neglected my AC compressor (left it hanging unmounted so a pipe kept hitting one of the rails on the car and dented itself and i'm pretty sure it's leaking now so I'll have to replace that at some point). and I guess the radiator thing is my fault but I don't count it because I was having a very bad day and someone was next to me annoying me

2026-01-25 13:59:48 UTC

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@nprofile…d5a0 i blame other people for anything wrong with my car. and being poor that too

2026-01-25 13:58:29 UTC

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@nprofile…d5a0 i mean my car's in pretty good shape technically sans the radiator neck spraying out coolant but it is disassembled inside. it's kinda comfy like a limousine i could easily drive 3 people in the back but there's a lot of tools laying around on the floors and there's water leaking from the windshield because i had a bulgarian mount that on instead of doing it myself

2026-01-25 13:57:11 UTC

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@nprofile…d5a0 das auto

2026-01-23 15:36:32 UTC

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@nprofile…4c5e yeah but. they're automatic

2026-01-23 15:22:55 UTC

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@nprofile…4c5e automatic trannies are niggeresque tho

2026-01-23 11:36:40 UTC

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@nprofile…qe00 @nprofile…lku3 @nprofile…rrxl and also, third world shitholes think this is a real opportunity lol

2026-01-23 11:36:27 UTC

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@nprofile…qe00 @nprofile…rrxl @nprofile…lku3 this is like when monarchies transitioned to republics/states but this is states transitioning into transparent billionaireocracies, you can see how there's CEOs and random rich niggas together with people who have political power
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2026-01-22 19:07:05 UTC

Killing myselq @nprofile…dcn3

2026-01-21 20:56:34 UTC

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@nprofile…ehgy @nprofile…23w6 and royal treatment as well. every dogshit apartment in spain has bidets

2026-01-21 20:55:51 UTC

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@nprofile…23w6 @nprofile…ehgy also HOLY SHIT bidets are socialist

2026-01-21 20:55:36 UTC

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@nprofile…23w6 @nprofile…ehgy "the democrat" doesn't mean anything in this context. rich nigga who's anti-mamdani is correct

2026-01-21 09:23:34 UTC

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2026-01-20 15:54:02 UTC

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@nprofile…r0n9 @nprofile…5n8n @nprofile…8kc4 I like calling people slurs as well it's part of the slurcial contract to get called a slur yourself

2026-01-20 15:29:57 UTC

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@nprofile…5n8n Wait a second what was that

2026-01-20 15:29:27 UTC

@nprofile…rrxl I :stokeontrentheart: Stoke-on-Trent @nprofile…rrxl

2026-01-20 07:00:30 UTC

Absolutely cucked country of clowns
https://new.asbestos.cafe/media/11/46/f2/1146f25168ffed5adcd090711104329ca3bdaf129bd66d8b6dce361cff7f7f23.png

2026-01-19 16:48:04 UTC

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@nprofile…23w6 how many fucking british car companies manufactured the Mini man, there's a British Leyland Mini, there's a Morris Mini, Austin Mini, THIS IS COMMUNISM