peers with monsters

@npub1kwu…qdsv @npub1kdy…2hnf honestly we must round up all those who communicate with the devil through his legion spirits entombed in silicon and destroy them.
The interlocutors, the devils, those who seek the forbidden knowledge to harness lightning to sepak without speaking, to see without seeing
suffer not the programmer to live

2023-10-29 00:36:57 UTC

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@npub1vm2…uh2l brb distilling my old urine to isolate the caffeine that made it through without being absorbed, to supplement my low supply

2023-10-29 00:22:02 UTC

Halved my caffeine intake today and golly geez I feel like shiiiiiiit

2023-10-26 18:02:26 UTC

https://media.crlf.ninja/a053a13288aa9d1c5e414fc01f48726c89e767a624c94a476fb14d0e90effbeb.png

2023-10-19 13:39:55 UTC

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@npub1cps…8j5e @npub1ykd…5sw2 you monstr

2023-10-17 15:50:51 UTC

Running Linux is like chewing tobacco: it's a nasty habit that makes you smell bad and gives you cancer

2023-10-15 17:31:44 UTC

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@npub1ajw…aj8d is this a Doug Walker reference
it feels like a Doug Walker reference

2023-10-11 22:34:45 UTC

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@npub1kdy…2hnf @npub1j5l…wxv4 I did a couple bot edits of command and conquer generals units once but I don't think they were of interest to anyone but bot simps

2023-10-11 16:32:37 UTC

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@npub1p5q…q5r0 @npub1qq7…fedr works so long as you have appropriate indexes

2023-10-11 16:32:20 UTC

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@npub1p5q…q5r0 @npub1qq7…fedr taking inspiration from pleroma, I see

2023-10-02 23:50:10 UTC

I'm going to make some STUFFING

2023-10-02 14:09:15 UTC

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@npub1k4q…3lsq holy crap this so smart how has no one thought of this before
what backwards yokels everyone else in the entirety of history has been up until now

2023-10-02 02:33:42 UTC

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@npub107w…9n4a I literally just sent that ticket

2023-10-01 14:46:35 UTC

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@npub1myk…ggl2 ejabberd really wants to be on the edge. I have yet to come up with a good way to put it in lab without setting up something to copy SSL certificates around automagically

2023-09-30 15:23:42 UTC

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@npub1y6t…9wl9 you're not smart enough for them

2023-09-29 21:38:55 UTC

Sweet jesus I need a hair cut I'm starting to look like I spend my fridays doing server maintenance (I did do that though, tbf)

2023-09-29 21:31:58 UTC

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@npub17dy…yf4p @npub12ha…w5tw @npub1urs…dc0y @npub1lwt…q3ry @npub1gs5…v6qh @npub1zgl…acv2 @npub13x5…mduq @npub176c…m880 @npub1zxx…u452 You can terr my the way I type my 'lrs' that I am a chink

2023-09-29 21:27:33 UTC

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@npub1zxx…u452 @npub12ha…w5tw @npub17dy…yf4p @npub1urs…dc0y @npub1lwt…q3ry @npub1gs5…v6qh @npub1zgl…acv2 @npub13x5…mduq @npub176c…m880 only if you'll coward who don't even smoke crack

2023-09-29 21:25:09 UTC

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@npub1zxx…u452 @npub12ha…w5tw @npub17dy…yf4p @npub1urs…dc0y @npub1lwt…q3ry @npub1gs5…v6qh @npub13x5…mduq @npub176c…m880 how can a cc be gay without cc @npub1sl8…5emg

2023-09-29 21:23:52 UTC

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@npub1zxx…u452 @npub12ha…w5tw @npub17dy…yf4p @npub13x5…mduq REAL

2023-09-29 21:21:21 UTC

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@npub1zxx…u452 @npub12ha…w5tw @npub17dy…yf4p adding this to my server list RIGHT NOW (I will never connect, only look at how many users are on)

2023-09-29 21:18:25 UTC

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I think tea first though

2023-09-29 21:17:59 UTC

todo:
- move outgoing federation to exit at new edge
- decide whether I'm keeping xmpp up and move if so
- move mail (bad nasty needs a different day)

2023-09-29 20:42:23 UTC

tick-tock it's dns propagation o'clock

2023-09-29 18:07:08 UTC

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@npub1jhg…j5h5 @npub1jm4…83x3 @npub192c…9z4d The ungodly seeketh counsel against the just: and gnasheth upon him with his teeth.
The Lord shall laugh him to scorn: for he hath seen that his day is coming.
The ungodly have drawn out the sword, and have bent their bow: to cast down the poor and needy, and to slay such as are of a right conversation.
Their sword shall go through their own heart: and their bow shall be broken.
A small thing that the righteous hath: is better than great riches of the ungodly.
For the arms of the ungodly shall be broken: and the Lord upholdeth the righteous.
The Lord knoweth the days of the godly: and their inheritance shall endure for ever.

2023-09-29 15:43:57 UTC

Deglaze the fond

2023-09-29 13:40:00 UTC

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@npub1w7z…ue4q
https://media.crlf.ninja/b1202f7a073abbd11c21e900fbce7a2a70837d0c6b335594a97a2924accb9f62.webp

2023-09-29 00:31:50 UTC

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@npub1p5q…q5r0 yet, he will put up a camera at a live stream for the outdoor ones.
Curious.

2023-09-29 00:09:05 UTC

My cat: better than yours
https://media.crlf.ninja/e70c78810c6b6fccb344d84017c442da7266b8fabd79235b662deba1bc41c519.jpg

2023-09-28 23:49:09 UTC

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@npub1f8e…zu5u Power Word: COLEMAK

2023-09-28 23:44:43 UTC

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@npub1k9a…m3yh it's impossible to Google, but I always heard it as hooks though perhaps barbs is more accurate

2023-09-28 23:39:22 UTC

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@npub1k9a…m3yh squirrels have hooks, or so I've been told

2023-09-28 23:36:23 UTC

Touched noses with my cat
All is well

2023-09-28 23:33:42 UTC

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@npub1kps…ntnt @npub1ugt…02w0 well that makes me feel a bit better for not facilitating your slide into degeneracy

2023-09-28 23:30:45 UTC

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@npub12ha…w5tw you suck tomatofaggot

2023-09-28 23:28:54 UTC

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@npub1kps…ntnt tranny chaser

2023-09-28 23:22:58 UTC

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@npub1yqa…n4ev @npub1kps…ntnt this too ^

2023-09-28 23:22:33 UTC

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@npub1scj…el3p only likes use less

2023-09-28 23:21:06 UTC

Death to anyone with less than a 100% full keyboard with a numpad.

2023-09-28 23:19:29 UTC

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@npub1kps…ntnt sometimes I think I should not except that, cause if you are larping as being underage you probably need to go

2023-09-28 23:14:40 UTC

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@npub1kps…ntnt not recently. I do have media proxy enabled, which can sometimes be fucky. I don't know who I boosted previously so eh

2023-09-28 17:36:16 UTC

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oh wow that woeked

2023-09-21 14:06:55 UTC

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@npub13x5…mduq I'd do it for half that, just saying

2023-09-21 14:06:17 UTC

Today is a socks and Crocs day if ever there was one

2023-09-20 22:44:56 UTC

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@npub1w7z…ue4q @npub1jm4…83x3
https://media.crlf.ninja/b1202f7a073abbd11c21e900fbce7a2a70837d0c6b335594a97a2924accb9f62.webp

2023-09-20 04:48:42 UTC

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@npub1htg…uwmm do you think they might be gay?

2023-09-19 21:19:39 UTC

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@npub1a6q…uwyx I spent 30 minutes the other night arguing with someone who was insistent that I needed to have the taco bell app (I haven't been in forever). It's like iPhone propaganda, normal people are socially engineered into doing all the advertising via peer pressure.

2023-09-16 05:09:17 UTC

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@npub1kps…ntnt plus I don't have real hardware, performance would be AWFUL

2023-09-16 05:08:46 UTC

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@npub1kps…ntnt fediverse minecraft servers have a bad track record. Read up on how chudbuds got got

2023-09-16 05:07:52 UTC

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@npub1x6h…c3yv no worries I went and got a waffle

2023-09-16 05:00:28 UTC

Been playing a lot of meinkraft lately

2023-09-16 04:59:47 UTC

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@npub1kps…ntnt jesus fuck that's an accurate description

2023-09-16 04:55:40 UTC

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@npub1kps…ntnt @npub1vmt…uely t. Literal demon

2023-09-16 04:52:03 UTC

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@npub1vmt…uely
https://media.crlf.ninja/e215a1095ac6da7051f730f78b190e05c44b0dac8f8b7e609a0965204da76c8f.jpg

2023-09-15 19:34:31 UTC

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@npub1srh…8g90 how are things, red

2023-09-15 18:10:34 UTC

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@npub1srh…8g90 hi I'm new here

2023-09-11 13:59:30 UTC

Why don't you come to your senses, Desperado?

2023-09-11 13:27:26 UTC

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@npub1y8q…s362 @npub1f8e…zu5u Chad XMPP user and pedophile

2023-09-10 20:04:17 UTC

Everything sucks because no one cares.
No one cares because nothing is special.
Nothing is special because everything sucks.
Nothing can improve unless you choose to break the cycle.

2023-09-09 17:30:04 UTC

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@npub1jac…zppv boomer is a state of mind

2023-09-06 00:31:15 UTC

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@npub1hg5…tya9 @npub1grd…52zz @npub1ftj…pjju @npub1wtu…e7js @npub1cda…czgz @npub1zna…wtpl strfry the software is a nostr relay. It has a protocol of the same name for syncing posts across a cluster of nodes, forming a relay cluster
https://github.com/hoytech/strfry

2023-09-05 16:53:23 UTC

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@npub1pt6…6mf6
https://media.crlf.ninja/0a9450bd2c32cc3175dfd65d416fee0e6043c4e8dff1fa0180217d203364995b.jpg

2023-09-05 16:51:06 UTC

The fediverse is like a little digital aquarium. I'm not sure who the fishes are, though.
Maybe it's me.

2023-09-04 18:49:42 UTC

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@npub1tj5…l33p @npub1y8q…s362 unreal. did they finally let it on camera?

2023-09-03 03:42:42 UTC

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@npub1964…s55q @npub1g0u…3vfw @npub1y6c…27jj mmmm my favorite

2023-09-01 00:04:43 UTC

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@npub1hg5…tya9 His videos were better I think but I don't mind the streams.
Streams don't piss me off unless they are that retarded panel shit that so called debatebros do on sites like twitch

2023-09-01 00:00:40 UTC

jim stream (not quite dead yet)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3kByjiPWbPA

2023-08-31 03:23:53 UTC

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@npub1f8e…zu5u I just wanted to let you know that single quotes make it a string literal in spite you were probably looking for double quotes which allow you to do what I think you were going for. Hope you figured that out and or this was a typo and you didn't spend all this time poring over what was wrong cause otherwise I think you're fine.
By the way instead of nested selects have you considered reformatting that into a CTE? Might help you with readability later.

2023-08-31 03:05:04 UTC

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@npub1j3v…qxec @npub1hg5…tya9 there are a couple places where nostr would actually benefit from a decentralized data store, like a blockchain, e.g. for storing data such as following relationships, for example. It would scale way better in my opinion. As it stands there is some permanent data that nostr ought to keep track of imo, but right now it's pretty ephemeral because it's all on the client.

2023-08-31 03:00:01 UTC

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@npub1j3v…qxec @npub1hg5…tya9 yeah, it had been a minute since I looked at specifically how that worked, but I remember it not being a first class feature

2023-08-31 02:16:44 UTC

@npub1hg5…tya9
https://media.crlf.ninja/ded2c2a23284136011e2b008ca54940b8744de614de51880adbd329639384127.jpg

2023-08-30 17:05:35 UTC

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@npub1ur3…e6hx on close inspection, did that come from mcdonalds? is that a mcdouble?
If so, I can't really say else but what were you expecting to have happened? QC at McDicks is somewhat less than up to snuff

2023-08-30 16:05:55 UTC

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@npub1ur3…e6hx what, did you beat it with a box of spaghetti? Poor guy

2023-08-30 16:04:08 UTC

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@npub12h8…mz5h @npub1pnp…52zw sign of an affluent area

2023-08-30 15:59:11 UTC

SOMETHING IS BEEPING AGAIN WTF IM GOING TO SHOOT IT UNTIL IT STOPS

2023-08-30 15:37:26 UTC

@npub1mjr…w8z3 WAIT WERE YOU NOT FOLLOWING ME BEFORE
eh caps but you get the idea

2023-08-30 15:26:24 UTC

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@npub13s8…xv6j you know what goes on toast? Butter.

2023-08-30 15:18:42 UTC

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@npub13s8…xv6j No, I don't care for it, except in very, very small quantities.

2023-08-30 13:49:10 UTC

Buttered toast and coffee ☕
https://media.crlf.ninja/bd2392451e24ccd4ce2f2a4ddf4fd961f4570e49b1c35cbe2c982f1632170132.jpeg