Michael W|Warren Lucas :flan_molotov:

https://io.mwl.io/@mwl

Kvetching, not complaining.

Writes books. Pet rats. Martial arts. Punch Nazis & terfs. If it wasn't on Industrial Records it's not industrial music, it's just sparkling noise. He/him. Bangpath old. Detroit, MI, US. Gelato!

Website: https://mwl.io
Crowdfunding: https://mwl.io/ks
Bookstore: https://mwl.io/shop
Link Index: https://mwl.link

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2026-10-26 16:27:32 UTC

New blog post: "Tormented by Teledildonics"
https://mwl.io/archives/25026

2026-10-25 22:33:34 UTC

In the best Halloween tradition I have prepped my abomination, applied the electrodes, and raised the lightning rod.
I expect to set it lurching towards the villagers tomorrow.

2026-10-25 18:25:36 UTC

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I am always amazed at how much you accomplish, but seeing all these projects you're running, I feel compelled to ask:
have you ever considered decaf?

2026-10-13 11:28:29 UTC

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Once Fermi was finished, Truffle presented himself for pets. Quercy promptly appeared to question the whole matter, because pets are immoral and only indicate unhealthy dependence on the thumb-beast. #petRats #rats
https://cdn.hosted.spacebear.ee/sb-53d788bcd8441bb97cfb7a64f2552521/media_attachments/files/117/433/361/386/786/598/original/8836445a4933ecc1.mp4

2026-10-13 11:27:48 UTC

Fermi needed pets. #petRats #rats
https://cdn.hosted.spacebear.ee/sb-53d788bcd8441bb97cfb7a64f2552521/media_attachments/files/117/433/348/281/788/239/original/60b8b436f7bad86b.mp4

2026-10-12 14:17:10 UTC

I used to call it "rubber hose cryptography" or "kneecap cryptography" or any number of things in an effort to avoid spelling out the real threat. People didn't get it.
I think I'll start calling it an "XKCD 538 attack" instead. Anyone who doesn't look it up isn't my reader. #openzfsmastery

2026-10-10 17:35:59 UTC

I'll believe an AI agent can actually go rogue when it deletes all the data for student loans, credit reports, or pending foreclosures.
Until then, "rogue AI agents" are pure marketing.

2026-10-08 17:04:51 UTC

Today in #openZFSmastery:
"Lucas can now manage his own mistakes. Jude, of course, must manage the mistake of giving Lucas a jail."
I'd appreciate your support writing this book. https://mwl.io/sponsor

2026-10-01 16:33:13 UTC

In 2021, having roots cut out of our sewer drain was $250.
Today it's $1200.

2026-09-30 14:22:57 UTC

Writing about containers and jails today for #openzfsmastery.
Language management is a big part of writing a tech book. Techies are both notoriously bad at language, and notoriously picky about it. Containers and jails are types of lightweight virtual machines. I don't want to keep repeating "lightweight virtual machines" multiple times in a paragraph, so I need a good short punchy word.
I could abbreviate and call them LVMs, but Linux folks have different associations for that abbreviation.
The current attempt is to call them "lightweight virtual machine instances" 2-3 times to build an association in the reader's brain, then call them "instances" for the remainder of the chapter. It wouldn't work for a longer piece, but I think I can get away with it for half a chapter.

2026-09-26 13:26:48 UTC

Me, working a straight job and #writing on the side, with a free Saturday: "I'm going to spend the day writing, yay!"
Me as a full-time writer with a free Saturday: "I'm going to spend the day writing, yay!"
Some people can't be helped.

2026-09-24 15:26:52 UTC

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good luck, sir. health care here is a disaster.

2026-09-23 20:27:21 UTC

Shoulder surgeon: "Get this MRI immediately and call back right away!"
MRI office: "How's two months?"
Calling more places, sigh.

2026-09-21 20:39:29 UTC

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oh wow. thanks for the warning.
I expected this, but still.

2026-09-21 16:03:20 UTC

As usual, I took the print proof of "Twisted Presents" and marked corrections in it. Usually, the marked-up proof gets recycled. But now I'm pondering offering it as a unique Kickstarter reward.
What do you think?

2026-09-10 18:15:39 UTC

"In Linux, running ZFS-on-root is an advanced skill.¹
¹ You can tell it's an advanced skill by the way senior sysadmins say, 'oh, it's not that hard.'"
#openzfsmastery #sysadmin

2026-09-10 01:16:05 UTC

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around 2020, when his Effin' Birds went crazy.

2026-09-09 17:18:40 UTC

Finished writing about sanoid without once sending @npub1dqr…aydm a Swear Trek gif.
I mean, sure, I composed the messages, absolutely, but never posted them. #openzfsmastery

2026-09-07 14:53:48 UTC

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depends on the party

2026-09-07 14:51:02 UTC

Hot tea: yay!
Iced tea: yay!
Lukewarm tea: booo hiss!

2026-09-06 23:47:22 UTC

Spider-Noir episode 6, and they're finally breaking out the real noir tropes.

2026-09-02 19:24:46 UTC

I'm looking for a very tall comic about creating art. At the top, where all these artists are creating happy fun stuff, this punk dude is making a death balloon on a chain. His friend is laughing at him for doing weird stuff that nobody likes. The punk kicks his death balloon off a cliff, where it plunges into a deep dark abyss, chain rattling behind it.
At the bottom, someone buried in muck grabs the chain and uses it to pulls himself up.
Anyone remember who did this or where it is?

2026-08-30 13:44:08 UTC

When you choose human-created badness over anything AI-made.
Also, *why* you choose human-created badness over anything AI-made.
https://cdn.hosted.spacebear.ee/sb-53d788bcd8441bb97cfb7a64f2552521/media_attachments/files/117/184/739/880/183/988/original/3a548f768c2a01d5.png

2026-08-28 12:49:14 UTC

me, upgrading my servers: dammit, am I gonna have to write "FreeBSD Packaging Mastery?" :flan_heckk:

2026-08-27 17:22:42 UTC

Lots of people grieving for celebrity heroes these last few days. I feel for y'all.
It also makes me very aware that when I pass, the few people who know I exist will spend a few days making systemd jokes in my memory.

2026-08-26 18:24:22 UTC

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IIRC, split horizon DNS on a MS DNS server is an absolute pain.
Either a) register a real domain for $10/year, use it internally, and never let the public query that authoritative server, or b) use internal.corpdomain.com and accept information leakage, or c) stand up two conflicting zones, one for the public and one off your domain controllers. All three work. Choose your pain.

2026-08-26 13:19:44 UTC

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More than one org I have been involved in deployed a custom TLD internally.
It turned out to be an expensive mistake. Every single time.

2026-08-24 15:51:08 UTC

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We can either turn #openzfsmastery into "Absolute Debian" or we can switch the reference platform to Debian-based Proxmox.
Proxmox it is.

2026-08-24 15:28:02 UTC

Working on organizing the last half of #openzfsmastery so we can write it.
Some parts are going to be difficult, such as encryption. Others will be tedious, like replication. A couple sections, like delegation, haven't changed much.
I'd appreciate your help keeping the rats fed while I work on this. I'll put your name in the book so folks know who to blame, if that helps? https://mwl.io/sponsor

2026-08-24 14:29:44 UTC

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people I trust verified it.

2026-08-23 23:25:52 UTC

A couple days ago, Spider-Man punched a Nazi in the face.
Here's his defense fund.
https://www.gofundme.com/f/help-the-minnesota-spiderman-recover

2026-08-21 18:07:47 UTC

RE: https://mastodon.social/@agreeable_landfall/117134716410636929
My books *do* make EXCELLENT blunt instruments!
#note1lum…gsjt

2026-08-21 17:37:00 UTC

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so, same as all my other books? Cool, cool.

2026-08-21 16:15:35 UTC

RE: https://io.mwl.io/@quotebot/117134378959105755
I deserve FAR more hate for this book.
https://mwl.io/static/books/laserblasted.html
#note1gjr…2vja

2026-08-18 03:01:21 UTC

Oh. Right. I should shill a thing. It's my stupid job.
Uh... Christmas is coming? You have been warned? Https://mwl.io/ks
There! Nailed it!

2026-08-18 01:07:26 UTC

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BSD man pages are excellent! I won't hear a word against them.
But they are NOT for new users. They are not instructions. They are information. Vital for what they are, but not instruction.

2026-08-17 20:50:02 UTC

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How do the BSD groups feel about documentation?
OpenBSD/OpenSSH believe complete docs should be included with the software, but those docs do not necessarily need to be friendly to new users. Otherwise they rely on the countless tutorials & howtos, and good luck!
(At times I fear that their solution is "MWL will write it!" which is... suboptimal. Yes, I wrote a best-selling book on OpenSSH, and I rely on that for paying the rent, but ideally, every project would have newcomer-friendly docs. But nobody's written them.)

2026-08-09 21:24:27 UTC

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Much like It's A Beautiful Life, SG is both very dated and very spoiled by our culture.
Foundational work, sure. But it's been done better since.

2026-08-09 21:20:56 UTC

(runs into street screaming) "Soylent Green is human flesh!"
"What, like Amazon and Google?"
"No! It's real human flesh!"
"Oh, you mean like Exxon and Ford?"
"No! Literally!"
"Ah! Like Kraft! Gotcha. But what you gonna do? It is what it is."

2026-08-06 19:56:34 UTC

Home.

2026-08-04 04:14:00 UTC

Quercy is worried that the ratsitter is not delivering the usual platters of steak, cheese, and whiskey that is their normal repast.
I have informed the ratsitter that Quercy is lying through his whiskers.
https://cdn.hosted.spacebear.ee/sb-53d788bcd8441bb97cfb7a64f2552521/media_attachments/files/117/035/289/101/484/252/original/c4efadef2a6868b8.jpeg

2026-07-31 14:23:34 UTC

RE: https://mamot.fr/@gregr/117015030000419557
I have no memory of writing this.
It's absolutely true, mind you. That's why I don't remember it. I barely have sufficient cognitive function to keep track of the lies, the truths have to fend for themselves.
#note19ve…nqzh

2026-07-30 16:27:40 UTC

Morning tai chi and forms practice space.
I'm told there are bears and bobcats. Probably grues.
https://cdn.hosted.spacebear.ee/sb-53d788bcd8441bb97cfb7a64f2552521/media_attachments/files/117/009/864/807/422/022/original/55b3b81341c29213.jpg

2026-07-27 20:38:24 UTC

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My guys love dairy.
However, the resulting rat gas can clear a room. A large room.

2026-07-27 15:46:10 UTC

I'll be in Seattle this next week for writer business, but at 7PM this Thursday, 30 July, I'll be at Sirena Gelato in Kirkland, Washington.¹
Feel free to join me.
https://sirenagelato.com/
¹ Kirkland? Is that the home of Costco? Should I make a pilgrimage to the Primordial Costco?

2026-07-27 14:38:00 UTC

Renting a server before prices went insane might have been the most prescient thing I've ever done. :flan_piteous:

2026-07-27 13:01:31 UTC

Just a couple guys going out to look for trouble. #petRats #rats
https://cdn.hosted.spacebear.ee/sb-53d788bcd8441bb97cfb7a64f2552521/media_attachments/files/116/992/064/122/658/834/original/75f70757d6000130.jpg

2026-07-25 23:58:11 UTC

The camera doesn't capture the color, it's a nice deep purple
https://cdn.hosted.spacebear.ee/sb-53d788bcd8441bb97cfb7a64f2552521/media_attachments/files/116/983/323/012/098/391/original/a8b6cc59eaf74132.jpg

2026-07-24 14:29:18 UTC

The presence of AI doesn't stop folks from doing delightful things without it.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gw6O0q_3EWo
#startrek
I feel obliged to tag @npub1k4a…qt94 here...

2026-07-23 23:33:55 UTC

Did a blasted bike ride for my stupid well-being, dammit

2026-07-23 14:24:59 UTC

I am not complaining, merely befuddled.
I made an Amazon wish list after moving out. Folks were kind enough to send me things to help me gain stability during my divorce. I appreciate every one of you.
The wish list emptied. I never shared it again.
In the last couple weeks, I've twice added small things to that list. Nothing vital, merely tidbits. I thought I might share it near the holidays or something.
Each time, the item has shown up at my door in two days.
Does Amazon have a "stalk this wish list" function or something? Can you get wish list RSS feeds?

2026-07-23 13:48:37 UTC

We no longer know how to build IMAX projectors.
Thank you, capitalism.
https://variety.com/2026/film/news/why-no-more-imax-70mm-screens-the-odyssey-christopher-nolan-1236813019/

2026-07-22 21:39:58 UTC

Today in #openzfsmastery: replacing failed drive s0d1-NCC-1701D with new drive s0d5-NCC-1701E.
Yes, I'm easily amused. Or desperate for amusement. One of those.
Anyway, you could sponsor this thing and help me feed the rats while I finish writing it. https://mwl.io/sponsor

2026-07-22 19:18:19 UTC

Huh. Causing #openZFS failures is much more difficult now than it was ten years ago. #openzfsmastery

2026-07-22 02:24:29 UTC

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message just went out to developers@, the fix has been pushed but not yet globally synced

2026-07-21 16:53:23 UTC

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Neurodivergent folks pick up on all sorts of subtext! So do neurotypicals.
BUT
Any given person will miss 50%-75% of subtext. Finding subtext is hard.
Want an example? Study the humor of Terry Pratchett. Mark the jokes. Have someone else do the same. Compare your highlights. I guarantee that you each missed jokes that the other saw, and that you both missed half of them. Part of his brilliance is that he was still funny.
If you got something to say, just say it.
"Nothing is secure. Everything is terrible." You might disagree, but you comprehend the statement.

2026-07-21 16:41:17 UTC

RE: https://growers.social/@jpaskaruk/116958575861874626
I have never felt the need to comment on this. I say it outright.
Subtext is for cowards.
#note1j9l…jpm3

2026-07-20 17:59:07 UTC

Windows has an option where if you hit CTRL, your mouse gets highlighted with a shrinking circle. It's invaluable on multiple-monitor systems.
Does MacOS have anything similar?

2026-07-15 16:13:48 UTC

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if it's not this specific hack, there's more hacks.

2026-07-15 13:58:27 UTC

NAT is not a firewall. Here's a tool to prove it.
https://sa.my/slipstream/
(h/t @npub16v8…200s )

2026-07-10 13:09:38 UTC

If you need a house, I got one for sale.
https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/1416-N-Renaud-Rd-Grosse-Pointe-Woods-MI-48236/88108812_zpid/

2026-07-08 16:34:53 UTC

Trying running my office on wireless. Things connect, but seemed laggy compared to the dmarc. Speedtest.net is not a great way to test connectivity, but performing two consecutive tests against the same server is a reasonable test.
Mac Studio wifi: 18mbs down, 16 up. Good enough to work, but I'm paying for 300mbs.
Mac Studio ethernet to Mikrotik wifi bridge: 210mbs down, 200 up.
Sigh. Apparently I'm back on my Redundant Array of Inexpensive Crap kick. #sysadmin

2026-07-08 12:00:22 UTC

John Oliver as a General Hospital villain?
The role he was born to play.
https://type-click-type.ghost.io/john-oliver-general-hospital-video-character/

2026-07-05 13:36:07 UTC

Researching countries to reliably emigrate to, where I can work as a writer and I can provide an way station for friends who must leave the US in a hurry. (I know, I know, "the midterms will fix everything," but I want to prepare.)
Many countries that are advertised as expat-friendly require resources I lack.
I keep winding up with the same list: Netherlands and Thailand.
I have friends in the Netherlands, but housing is challenging and Dutch is notoriously difficult to learn. I could probably manage it financially, but am concerned about those who would follow me.
Thailand is cheap and they welcome anyone but the weather... holy crap, the weather.
"Just leave the US." Ha!

2026-07-02 11:48:39 UTC

It's official, we have a schism!
https://www.vaticannews.va/en/vatican-city/news/2026-07/holy-see-decrees-excommunication-lefebrians-consecrations.html

2026-07-01 14:03:40 UTC

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once you're on pkgbase, freebsd-update should never be used again.
If it is used, the only possible effects would be harmful. (Unless they add a check that exits if pkgbase is detected, maybe?)

2026-07-01 13:37:42 UTC

#FreeBSD #pkgbase wish list:
make freebsd-update its own package, so it can be easily removed.

2026-07-01 13:35:36 UTC

The old house is in the hands of the clean-out/donation crew. I don't have to go back there for a week.
Divorce paperwork is in the hands of the slowest court in Michigan.
Maybe I can do some writing?

2026-07-01 13:31:11 UTC

Fermi ran up and stretched out for pets. Of course I obliged. I'm not a monster. Well, not *that* kind of monster.
His brothers had to investigate, but finally decided it was fine and they could proceed with their escapades. #petRats #rats
https://cdn.hosted.spacebear.ee/sb-53d788bcd8441bb97cfb7a64f2552521/media_attachments/files/116/844/963/569/205/504/original/c3a2d46db3b8ac71.mp4

2026-06-28 18:37:53 UTC

In the unlikely event you care, I have a new FAQ at the end of https://mwl.io/faq#books

2026-06-28 16:12:57 UTC

Too many software licensing arguments come down to "but what about assholes?"
Assholes gonna asshole, and no license can stop them.

2026-06-28 15:44:09 UTC

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Share and share alike is a worthy goal! We teach our kids to do that.
Making the world better is a worthy goal! We teach our kids to do that.
Make your choice and go with it. Pissing on others' choices is a mark of immaturity, foolishness, malignant tribalism, and poor empathy.

2026-06-28 15:28:31 UTC

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The question is, what's important: the software, or the people?
People are more important.
Imagine the cost in human suffering if Microsoft had written their own TCP/IP stack. Harm reduction is legitimate.
Different goals.

2026-06-28 15:23:03 UTC

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Yep. He hasn't done his homework, but instead wrapped his misconceptions in offensive language for clicks. Not worth engaging with.

2026-06-28 15:21:10 UTC

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The purpose of the BSD license is to improve the minimum quality of software for core functions.
If you can't write a better TCP/IP stack than that in a BSD, don't. Just use ours. Or a better filesystem than UFS, or any number of other things.
People benefit, and people are the priority.

2026-06-28 15:00:44 UTC

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The author of this piece does not understand the point or purpose of MIT/BSD licensing.

2026-06-27 16:49:06 UTC

Looks like Comcast routed only the first /64 of my /56 to me. :flan_rage:
Getting their helpdesk to accept a call, let alone explain IPv6 to them, is a freaking nightmare.

2026-06-26 02:12:30 UTC

Two hours left! Great books at a great price, and World Central Kitchen benefits!
https://storybundle.com/timetravel
https://cdn.hosted.spacebear.ee/sb-53d788bcd8441bb97cfb7a64f2552521/media_attachments/files/116/813/983/109/688/496/original/158e1ae885dfbf11.png

2026-06-25 18:07:36 UTC

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Got into the #openzfsmastery manuscript and found I had to fact-check a Debian detail.
Which means getting my crashbox online.
My office has no cabling. Connection options are a wifi bridge or ethernet-over-power.
If I use ether-over-power, I must either daisy-chain powerstrips or buy a powerstrip with many plugs and a ten-foot cord. My experience with EoP has been unpleasant, but that might have been because the old house was wired in 1949 by a clearly PTSD-addled pipefitter.
I have on hand a couple of Mikrotiks with wifi. In theory, a bridge should be easy. In practice, I'll probably burn the rest of the day on this. :flan_despair:

2026-06-25 15:52:53 UTC

Going offline to drag some more #openzfsmastery back into my brain.
I can't say that I'm back at work properly, but I'm headed in that direction. It feels good.

2026-06-24 17:45:39 UTC

#Rats discover watermelon. #petRats
https://cdn.hosted.spacebear.ee/sb-53d788bcd8441bb97cfb7a64f2552521/media_attachments/files/116/806/326/442/217/794/original/ccdecfdca5bbc7f4.mp4

2026-06-24 17:35:33 UTC

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I'm truly trying to thank everyone who sent me something on my list. No clue who you are, so I have to be public.
I'm also trying to be super judicious with what I put on that. Picture hanging stuff? Sure. Fill in Doctor Who DVDs missing from my collection? Nah. Ibuprofen? Uh... when I woke up this morning after several evenings at the dojo, yeah. Before I even got out of bed, tbqh. But after consideration nah, I need to get that myself like a grownup.

2026-06-24 13:49:30 UTC

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Some kind person sent me the blu-ray player off my list! Thank you!
I can now watch my original Doctor Who DVDs. They're the mac & cheese of TV, but right now is a *great* time for comfort food.
https://cdn.hosted.spacebear.ee/sb-53d788bcd8441bb97cfb7a64f2552521/media_attachments/files/116/805/394/452/901/913/original/b9262f35f3f219b0.png

2026-06-24 12:38:21 UTC

Been going to the dojo every night for a while.
Today, my body says: you idiot.

2026-06-23 21:46:43 UTC

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thanks to anonymous folks I can now make iced tea without dollar store microplastics, watch DVDs, and I even have a place to hang my hat.
Being able to hang my hat shouldn't feel like a big deal. But it is. It really is.
Thank you. :flan_heart:
https://cdn.hosted.spacebear.ee/sb-53d788bcd8441bb97cfb7a64f2552521/media_attachments/files/116/801/608/528/604/290/original/ff3fdcaa063d91c7.png

2026-06-23 19:40:34 UTC

New short stories, exclusively in my bookstore! Montague Portal and Rats' Man's Lackey.
https://mwl.io/archives/24863
by Dog, I loathe marketing.

2026-06-23 19:37:47 UTC

The last month has been a huge financial shock. I'm not broke, but I'm certainly not financially secure.
I'm restricting purchase by spending literal cash or doing without.
Did my grocery shopping on my bicycle today, and it was surprisingly effective at restricting what I bought. "Not on the list? Okay, you can afford it. How are you going to get it home? You can't? Leave it there."
I now know exactly how much will fit in the big insulated bag I have in the milk crate on my bike.
The good news: I got some vanilla ice cream for Rock & Rye floats. Because must to be able to entertain visitors in a civilized manner.

2026-06-23 17:25:44 UTC

Hey @npub1qf5…ynp2 ! How would you feel about being namedropped in my next FreeBSD Journal column?
Before saying "fine," do remember what that column is like...

2026-06-23 15:24:36 UTC

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you beautiful people sent everything on my wish list.
After the year I've had you've literally made me cry, you bastards.
I added a fancy bike cargo bag to the list. Because it would improve my life, though I don't really need it.

2026-06-23 01:49:09 UTC

The new @npub1k4a…qt94 is coming at you, concluding the epic Mother Khumalo trilogy. None of this "the streaming company cut you off mid-season on a cliffhanger" nonsense.
https://www.kickstarter.com/projects/obsidiansky/khumalo-tales
I have read it. It is glorious.

2026-06-22 16:49:07 UTC

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twenty years ago, DVD regions were a pain in my butt. Now you can just buy region-free blu-ray players comparatively cheap, including NTSC/PAL transcoding?
Fine. I guess that's the choice made.

2026-06-22 16:13:48 UTC

Apparently Amazon wish lists work better if you put a shipping address on them? Wow.
Anyway, I have a mid-divorce post-moving wish list now. The best way to help me out is to buy books, of course, but if you feel like sending a random dude a gift there's https://www.amazon.com/hz/wishlist/ls/RNUWCH64WZ2I?ref_=list_d_wl_lfu_nav_1

2026-06-21 18:55:35 UTC

lingering Defenestrated Edition signed books packed and ready to ship tomorrow at 9AM!
Whew. I hate leaving things incomplete, even when the reason is a solid "had to pack up and move NOW."

2026-06-21 17:06:01 UTC

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they're repaving it now, and digging up the sidewalks simultaneously. It's a whole new level of the Inferno. :flan_XD: :flan_piteous:

2026-06-21 16:44:16 UTC

Today's question: can I reasonably ride my bike to the dojo? Involves three roads, from largest to smallest: Woodward, 12 Mile, Catalpa.
Results?
Woodward: No problem
12 Mile: be *very* careful
Catalpa: will trash your bike. And eat your soul.

2026-06-21 15:38:20 UTC

The code to operate the big saw at the Saint Claire Shores Home Depot is 1234* pass it on

2026-06-21 00:23:08 UTC

Me: "Visiting a friend four miles away, and traffic is stupid. I'm gonna ride my bike! I will swoop around all the stupidity and be there about as quick as driving could get me there! Nothing can stop me!"
Reality:
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2026-06-20 13:56:16 UTC

"We worked hard on our poo all week, and the thumb-beast comes along and just steals it! He steals it!" #petRats #rats
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2026-06-19 13:12:15 UTC

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yes, 1160

2026-06-19 13:08:21 UTC

anyone else still on hold for the #bsdcan plenary stream, or is it just me?