JoePrich

Aging internet outlaw and devilishly handsome host of Just Joe Radio

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2026-04-13 14:51:50 UTC

Sleeping in on a Monday morn while my underling is out running the calls.
Could I get used to this?!
Oh you betcha. You just bet your perfectly shaped, rosey cheeked, yet still lily White ass I could get used to this 😆👌🏻

2026-03-23 19:25:16 UTC

Deleted my Gab and Odysee accounts. I'd have gotten rid of Rumble too but I forgot the password. Piecemeal deleting my Internet presence because I don't have the fortitude to do it outright, I guess
At any rate, it's been fun friends. What a wild ride. Eventually the era of Internet runs its course in everyone's lives and it becomes time to move on to other things

2026-02-09 03:10:16 UTC

It truly is a magical word
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2026-02-08 00:47:26 UTC

Sometimes I take my boy to this arcade in Austin that has something like 300 games. Go karts..laser tag. The whole thing.
They have an entire section of 80's and 90's machines.
I spend most of my time at Super Punchout. Interspersed with some 89' Batman pinball, for variety
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2026-01-25 20:19:22 UTC

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2026-01-25 01:24:11 UTC

On the subject of...*checks notes*...Alex Pretti
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2026-01-22 21:27:10 UTC

"Sheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee-it...Dissum BOOL-sheit"
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2026-01-22 21:20:53 UTC

AHHHHH-HAHAHA
Get REKT you Anti-White, Leftist, Pissbabies 😁
GET. REKT.
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2026-01-21 22:03:17 UTC

You want my advice young man?
Don't go out of your way for people. Don't give too much of yourself.
They don't appreciate it, they aren't going to return the effort, and more often than not, they come to EXPECT shit from you.
And the second you try and pull back, even a TINY bit, you instantly become the world's biggest asshole to them.
Don't go out of your way for people. Scrape em off
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2026-01-14 23:56:44 UTC

How come there seems to be ZERO interest in finding out what's causing like 1 in 3 kids to have autism now?!

2026-01-14 21:36:28 UTC

Imagine @matty's confusion when he walked in and found out they just serve Chinese food here...
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2026-01-13 19:12:15 UTC

Better for your body to fail before your mind, or the other way around??
Do you want to be sentient all the way to the end or peacefully slipping gears upstairs for a few years before you shuffle off??

2026-01-12 00:48:01 UTC

Styem down guys.
Cash only at the Dollar General, just a heads up
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2026-01-10 02:23:28 UTC

Your 👏🏿job👏🏿 is 👏🏿to 👏🏿LISTEN when a black woman is speaking! 💅🏿
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2026-01-09 22:22:58 UTC

Notice the media keeps calling Good's "wife".. "Becca"
They don't want to use her real name 'Rebecca Good' because it will lead people to stumble onto her arrest record for burning kids with cigarettes.

2026-01-09 20:02:01 UTC

Made over $4000 in <4 hours and snagged a nice little back workout on the way home
#TooSweeeeeeet
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2026-01-04 19:35:33 UTC

If Trump deported every single Haitian, Indian, and Somalian TOMORROW it would still take 6-9 generations to pay back the money we already borrowed, printed, and sent to their fake daycares.
Anyway, here's a picture of some guy in a blindfold. Heckin' based, amirite?!
Take a good look because this is the closest thing you're EVER going to get as far as "action" or "accomplishments" from Donald Trump's Presidency
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2026-01-04 19:26:24 UTC

Donald Trump is a spiritual nigger, puppet of the jews, that can kidnap South Americans Heads of State on behalf of Israel but does fuck-all to stop Somalians and Indians from destroying the fabric of our nation while depleting the pockets of REAL Americans
Your great grandchildren will be paying off Somalian fraud their entire lives but good news, Israel has access to Venezuelan oil now

2025-12-23 19:10:07 UTC

Psalms 66:14 - And Jebus said unto them "Ye, keep thy holiday Holy, love on yo babies an sheit, and be sure to cop the latest Kirk tome on Amazon. Now available in paperback and digital format"
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2025-12-20 00:20:15 UTC

Prediction: The "Transgender Children Care" bill will never become law.
It'll be shot down in the Senate, or "challenged in District Court" or "shot down by a rogue judge" or whatever
And then the GOP will start braying about vooting horder and giving them an even BIGGER majority so they can "fight for kids" and FINALLY beat those wiley Demoncraps once and for all.. 🙄
Screenshot this and then watch ALL of it come to fruition over the next 6-8 months
It's the same shit over and over, people. Same exact shit, over and over and over, for DECADES on end now...

2025-12-20 00:01:37 UTC

I saw a "Now Hiring" listing today, in which, they boasted about using AI in their application screening process
So we've officially reached the "Begging Robots For Jobs" stage of Dystopia
If you can "work the algo" you might get a job. Fantastic. So much to look forward to...

2025-12-17 02:42:48 UTC

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2025-12-13 21:48:15 UTC

I present to you, Modern Art
These intriguing pieces are on prominent display, at a high profile art installation, right in the heart of America's 3rd largest in city.
My personal favorite was the stuffed animal in a basketball net.
So deep...
So many layers, ya know
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2025-12-06 00:01:45 UTC

Now that the weather has cooled off my little Butterball can ride with me again and he's lovin' it.
Hung out all day together, this fat dog has become my literal best friend. It's not as pathetic as it sounds, it's by design.
Pretty much take him everywhere.
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2025-11-09 16:54:10 UTC

Shiiih wuh hattnin yaw?
Yaw joyin' yaw weekinn??
Shiiiiiih dasswassup
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2025-10-15 21:20:43 UTC

Had $5000 stolen out of my bank account today.
I asked the bank how this happened and they said, probably a gas pump debit card skimmer.
When I was a kid, you could pull up to the pump, wave at the clerk, and they'd turn it on so you could fill up.
Today we use a plastic card with a microchip, pin number, and 17 other "safety" features and still get robbed blind for the sin of just trying to get gas
I HATE this diversified shit pit, piss-trough of a civilization more than I have the vocabulary to express.

2025-09-27 02:52:17 UTC

NEW Just Joe Radio LIVE tomorrow night!!
Yes sir! Yessiree indeedly do, it’s that time again my friends.
Just Joe Radio hits the internet airwaves Saturday night (9/27) at exact-a-mundo 8:30cst/9:30est and I am in the mood to stir up some CONTROVERSY
Let’s make a little noise, Colorado
Broadcast Platforms - http://linktr.ee/JustJoeRadio
JJR Hotline - 469-753-1901
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2025-09-24 00:13:38 UTC

Over 4 THOUSAND comments on ONE episode on just ONE platform!
Just Joe Radio gets people TALKING and KEEPS them talking!!
If you've never checked out the show, you're probably unaware the various chats have a vibe all their own! It's a party!
You should stop by some time!
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2025-09-22 23:29:10 UTC

JR - 290 - Let Loose The Sting Balls
Reviewing the highs and lows of This Week In Clown World Piss Earth. From unleashed Federal Agent Fury to Predictable Political Rugpulls, I walk you through it all.
NCTV - https://nicecrew.tv/w/3AmCs85pdCjofAAfA4MWrd
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2025-09-22 01:30:45 UTC

LIVE NOW!
REPOST!!
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2025-09-22 00:33:45 UTC

*NEW* Just Joe Radio *LIVE* in ONE HOUR!
linktr.ee/JustJoeRadio
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2025-09-20 23:34:12 UTC

ANNOUNCEMENT: Due to situations and circumstances out of my control, regrettably I have to postpone Just Joe Radio for 24 hours
The audio issue that plagued the last episode requires a piece of equipment to correct that I cannot obtain until tomorrow.
My sincerest apologies but hear me now..
Just Joe Radio *WILL* be live Sunday evening (9/21) at preeeeeeee-cisely 8:30cst/9:30est come hell or high water. It's goin' down, you can take that to the bank and cash it. Pinky promise and swear to spit
See you tomorrow night friend-a-rinos!
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2025-09-19 12:12:52 UTC

Mornin'
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2025-09-17 22:29:04 UTC

Listen young man, results are all that matters.
Effort is nice and attempts are commendable.
But in the end, results are the only thing that people respect.
No one gives a shit about excuses even if they're legitimate.
As a man, you're judged by the results you produce.

2025-09-16 03:36:03 UTC

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Idk what you mean bro...
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2025-09-16 02:38:05 UTC

LOL
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2025-09-13 13:21:10 UTC

Tonight!!
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2025-09-13 02:06:42 UTC

NEW Just Joe Radio LIVE tomorrow night!
Yes indeed, friends. The long awaited moment has finally arrived.
After far, FAR, too lengthy of a hiatus, the old war worn pirate ship hits the high seas Saturday night (9-13) at exact-a-mundo 8:30cst/9:30est!
I have things to say. Oh yes sir, you betcha. I would like to chime in on the conversation, if you don’t mind and even if you do…
NCTV - http://nicecrew.tv/a/justjoeradio/video-channels
JJR Hotline - 469-753-1901
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2025-08-15 15:52:46 UTC

If I could go back and do it over, I'd make as many kids as I could, as fast as fast as I could
Listen young man, I know it must sound crazy to someone of your age, but if you don't have 3 or 7 kids by the time you're my age, you're going to regret it.
Make a family. Build a legacy.

2025-08-14 14:38:59 UTC

"would you like to round up the change to help starving children in Afr---"
nnnnNNOPE! No I would not...

2025-08-14 12:23:34 UTC

I don't think Trump restructured food stamps to score political points.
I think "they" did it because the United States dollar is literally about to collapse. And they're trying to start weaning their dependent pets off the endless gibs and get them to start wrapping their heads around the fact that soon there will be no section 8 or EBT (for anyone for any reason).

2025-08-13 12:34:32 UTC

Building an exclusive is a human right. You have the right to exclude whomever you want from your community.
The whole notion you have to live with whoever wants to live with you is an absurd poppycock subterfuge that didn't exist for 99.7% of mankind's existence.

2025-08-13 12:20:10 UTC

If you really think they're not already allowing their AI data collectors to mine your emails, calls, voicemails, DM's, FaceTime, and search history, congratulations, you live in Fantasyland.
I promise you, every tap on your screen, every stroke of your keys, is being harvested and fed to the insatiable AI Data Centers, so they can better learn how to manipulate and control you.

2025-08-09 23:58:36 UTC

Ran more calls today than I have ever ran in a single day in my entire +12 year career, but I made just an obscene FUCKLOAD of money in the process, so I'm GOOD

2025-08-06 17:35:26 UTC

Tell me, do think it'd be alright, if I could just crash here tonight?!

2025-07-31 15:10:43 UTC

And when I say "everywhere", I can't stress it enough.
Hordes of bums. Entire fucking PLATOONS of bums. World War Z zombie apocalypse levels of bummery.
That's today's Austin Texas
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2025-07-31 15:04:00 UTC

Austin is a complete zombie apocalypse, San Francisco tier shithole
Driving through the city today, some bum was walking right down the center of the travel lane and when I went to go around him, he threw a Milwaukee charger (likely stolen) at my van for not a fucking reason in the world.
When I got out to return his property (upside his head) he shouted unintelligible, crackhead babble before fleeing down an alley and into some trees
It was. not. like. this. just FIVE fucking years ago. There's always been homeless. But not like this. They're fucking EVERYWHERE! Nodding off or eyes bugging out, smacked out of their mind on God only knows what cocktail of narcotics.

2025-07-27 16:28:40 UTC

Btw it was years after the robbery they arrested him. Years. They had been following and investigating him for 2 or 3 years and he had no idea. Long after he thought he'd gotten away with it.
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2025-07-27 16:21:56 UTC

In another lifetime, I had a friend that robbed a bank for somewhere around $15k
Eventually the FBI tracked some of the bills and zeroed in on him. They hid a recording device in a window unit air conditioner and caught him talking to his gf about it
9 years in Federal prison

2025-07-26 15:15:58 UTC

Young man, somewhere in your late 20's or early 30's you're going to start asking yourself "Is that it?! Is this all there is?!*. And I just want you to know, the answer is yes. This is it, this is all there is.

2025-07-25 19:27:03 UTC

Most of you are too young to remember the "Billy Brings His Black Back" era of internet lore.
But *I* was there. I lived it. I saw the whole thing go down. I was IN the shit maaan
And trust me, that's not something you just forget or "get over".
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2025-07-19 19:45:43 UTC

I feel like we all just glossed over the fact "my milkshake brings the boys to the yard" doesn't even sort of make sense. I feel like she got a pass on that one.
What yard?! What milkshake?! Your tits?! Is that a milkshake?!
It's just dumb. But we all just went along with it.

2025-07-19 16:58:45 UTC

Everyone wants a tip now. Fucking EVERYONE.
You want a tip?! Alright. Here's a tip
Try not to get your feelings hurt when you do that stupid little screen spin and I look you square in the eye while CONFIDENTLY pressing "No Tip".
Fuck off! Whitey's tipped out. You get nothing

2025-07-18 16:38:39 UTC

I can tell I'm truly old because all new slang annoys me now. All of it. Even "baddie" gets on my nerves. And if I hear or see another person in their 30's or 40's using "crashing out", I might just crash the fuck out...

2025-07-14 05:10:31 UTC

Can't stand "big mad".
Nails on a fucking chalkboard.
Should be a 3rd degree felony for any White person to use naggurr slang.
While we're at it, calling guns "pew pews" should earn you 30-60 in the Camps. Enough of the toddler gibberish.

2025-07-10 19:29:07 UTC

My waitress doesn't speak English. I mean not a word.
Had the chutzpah to ask me if I speak Hispaniard. Ya got that?! 😆 The onus is on THE CUSTOMER to communicate effectively.
And they're not sending a different waitress. That would be ridiculous. No no. Just point and use hand gestures, ya stupid HonkeyCracker
God I LOVE Diverso-Americo!
😆👌🏻

2025-07-09 00:14:01 UTC

Fighting a war, essentially all by myself.
But it's alright, ya know. I'm used to it. And besides, that just means I don't have to share the fuckin' spoils with anybody.
Couldn't find a fire to guide my way, so I started my own.
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2025-07-07 23:59:30 UTC

This Week - "No Epstein list. Ever. Tough luck, losers. Deal with it"
Next Week - "Muh rise in antsemtisms is rising AGAIN! 🫨 Why does this keep happening?!"

2025-07-05 01:41:52 UTC

Ever witnessed someone try to get a chant or slow clap rolling and it just doesn't take off??
The soul crushing humiliation that goes along with that, ever seen that?!

2025-07-04 15:40:41 UTC

Just purchased a rather large, completely impractical firearm to celebrate my innapennance.
I literally just bought it because it looks cool. Fuckin' thing serves exactly 2 purposes.
1. Look badass
2. Blow holes the size of dinner plates into...things
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Happy Forfuh Jewlie 🇺🇸💥🦅

2025-07-03 03:09:24 UTC

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Never forget the tale of the Little Red Hen

2025-07-03 03:00:04 UTC

I have been working since 6 am. I am still working rn. I don't wanna hear shit about bootstraps ever again in my life. I pulled so hard on my straps I shoved my foot right through the bottom of my boot.
Know this, whatever this thing becomes, whatever I turn this into, I have EARNED it Jack! And if I fail it won't be from lack of effort, guarantee you that.

2025-07-03 02:53:44 UTC

I hope there's a special place in Hell for whoever came up with the idea of advertisements and celebrity gossip updates blaring at you from a 12-inch screen while you pump gas

2025-07-01 11:17:16 UTC

Gm
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2025-06-30 03:39:07 UTC

Had a bonafide member of the Baby Boomer generation ask me if "falluh
colludge baw", today.
When I told him, no I do not follow colludge baw, he was just gobsmacked. Looked at me like I told him I breed grasshoppers as a hobby
Just couldn't BELIEVE I don't falluh colludge baw

2025-06-29 22:33:44 UTC

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Post is a year old man

2025-06-29 22:33:14 UTC

In India, there is a temple called Karni Mata that is inhabited by 20,000 rats the locals believe are their reincarnated ancestors.
You have to remove your shoes before entering to keep the temple clean..for the rats.
5 of the estimated 20k rats are albino and they are considered extra super sacred.
If the White rat is spotted, visitors fall to the ground, bowing and praying to the White rat because they believe it can grant wishes.
Yes, seriously. Yes this is all true, every last word of it.
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2025-06-27 15:04:01 UTC

There's a bum on every 3rd corner in Austin now...
With one of like 6 varying sob stories scribbled on cardboard signs.
Someone should tell them the sob stories don't hit like they used to when you see 300 of them in one trip across town.
There's always been bums here, but not like this. It is just Bum Central Station nowadays...

2025-06-24 12:47:29 UTC

"We have two countries, that don't know what the fuck they're doing"
NEITHER DO YOU! Add yourself to that list Don, because you clearly have NO IDEA what the fuck YOU are doing!!
Stupid bastard unilaterally bombed a sovereign nation that's been at war for 1600 years, then thought he could TWEET his way to peace!
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2025-06-24 04:45:29 UTC

Btw if the "ceasefire" lasts more than 72 hrs, I'll slather my keyboard with Polynesian sauce and crunch down every last key...ON STREAM
I'd sooner throw my life savings into Stew Peter's memecoin than bet $5 on a Middle Eastern ceasefire making it even through the night.

2025-06-22 01:26:20 UTC

If you still support Donald Trump, congratulations, you are officially a wet-brain, clinically retarded, dumbfuck extraordinaire supreme.
You're so fucking stupid they don't even bother cooking up a convincing lie as to WHY they're dragging the United States into YET ANOTHER war for Israel.
They just look you dead in the face and say stupid horseshit like "We bombed another naton...FOR PEACE" and "We HAD to unilaterally bomb the rogue desert nation without declaring war...before they did something EXTREME!!"
Because they knew once you started throwing your life savings at obnoxious gold sneakers and "digital" trading cards, you are IRREDEEMABLY HOPELESSLY dirt clod STUPID and there isn't a turd too stinky for you to suck right out of Trump's ass
Fuck all of ya

2025-06-22 00:48:18 UTC

I fucking told you so

2025-06-20 17:18:26 UTC

Pardon me but what exactly the fuck is the point of speech-to-text If I have to go back and edit 17 errors in a 2-3 sentence post/text?!

2025-06-20 17:13:22 UTC

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Because I like you, I'm going to overlook.The fact that you mistook Nicholson for Borgnine. It was late you probably already had more than 3 whiskey sours and I like you. For those reasons.I'm just gonna pretend that you didn't mistake Jack 'Easy Rider' Nicholson for Ernest "Gray Unibrow" Borgnine

2025-06-20 02:21:04 UTC

Listen young man. No one cares about your problems. Everyone will SAY they care, but they dont. Not really.
There's gonna a handful that will have SOME empathy and few that will listen, genuinely feel bad, or have concerns. Just not enough to actually do anything for you. Certainly not go out of their way to help or anything. You're essentially on your own.
I don't want to come off like Doom Gloom Danny here but no one else is gonna tell you this stuff, so it's up to ol' Joe
Here's the hard cheese, my young friend. You will have a very limited number of actual friends throughout your life. In really real word, most of the time if someone is talking to you, they want SOMETHING from you.
Now you just tuck that in your pocket and see if it doesn't make perfect sense in about 20 years or so.
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2025-06-20 01:49:17 UTC

Yaaaaaaaay!! Free housing for infinity dirt scratching unibrows and african cannibals, where beautiful nature reserves and National Parks used to be!!
Now THAT is Making America heckin' Great Again!!
"tHIs iS wHAt i voTeD fOR!!"
Unironically, yes. Yes it is exactly what you voted for. This and war with Iran. Be proud
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2025-06-18 01:49:28 UTC

I hope Iran and Israel turn each other into smoking fucking craters.
Sick of that whole region. Dirt scratching unibrows and their 1600 year long tribal fued over a God damn boulder. Fuck the whole lot of ya. Good riddance to bad rubbish.
Maybe once that entire corner of Earth is radioactive ruins the rest of mankind can move forward.

2025-06-17 00:44:54 UTC

"Today my grandson swore his allegiance to Raytheon and agreed to die for Our Greatest Ally, Israel. One proud MeeMaw right here 🥰"
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2025-06-16 17:44:00 UTC

And then one day, out the clear blue sky, for absolutely no reason that historians can possibly conceive...
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2025-06-16 17:36:58 UTC

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Thank you for muh service Skiz 👊🏻😎

2025-06-16 17:34:17 UTC

"Muh service did you muh service what branch of muh service did you service thank me for muh service did I mention muh service? Served two tours in Muh Servicestan. Service"
🙄

2025-06-12 20:32:47 UTC

Ahhhhh sheeit issa wig wig sale sale yaw!!
Gotdem Brazilian BOGO hattnen rye now!! Betta giddon diss sheit yaw freel
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2025-06-12 15:18:16 UTC

And ffs spare me the "story" behind your body art. Skip the recap. I don't need a rundown.
Agh how mind numbing is that...
"I got THIS one after my grandpa broke his hip while shoveling snow and THIS one represents the sun and the wind stars moon blah blah fuckin' blah..."
Does it? 😐 is that what it represents? 😐
No one cares. Zero people care about that.
Stop trying to be edgy and interesting ya yammering zilch 🙄
#note1yad…dr2q

2025-06-12 15:11:12 UTC

You should know, someone should tell you.
After a certain number of tattoos, people stop looking at what the tattoos even are, it just kinda looks like you have shit smeared all over you.
No offense, all due respect. Man or woman, after a point, you just look like a walking piece of scratch paper...

2025-06-12 13:20:14 UTC

How black do you have to be before buying a chrome (plastic) cover for the little door that covers the gas cap on your Chevy Tahoe starts seeming like a good idea?! 😆

2025-06-11 17:44:34 UTC

You keep saying fascist like it's a BAD thing...

2025-06-11 16:39:39 UTC

I might like you better if we slept together...

2025-06-11 16:23:03 UTC

When a problem comes along, you must whip it.

2025-06-11 12:15:19 UTC

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Have you ever been to Memphis,TN??
They literally don't finish ANY words. They cut the last third off EVERY word. Fucking impossible to understand anyone in Memphis
"Ay main these caw be cray rown hea main they be pullnuss ovah fo NO REEZUH YAW!!"

2025-06-11 12:06:20 UTC

Have you heard about the lonesome loser??

2025-06-11 11:57:51 UTC

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They continuously shorten their slang because they're slowly reverting to a language they're more comfortable with. Clicks and whistles

2025-06-11 11:52:25 UTC

Why dey aress him foe @Matty?!
He on do shii to NOBODY cuh!!
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2025-06-11 11:42:12 UTC

I need a haircut

2025-06-11 03:57:46 UTC

I hope the riots spread to every major city.
I hope the whole fuckin' nation erupts in flames
Long overdue...

2025-06-11 01:33:54 UTC

This is just like the 1960's!!"
Perpetual fucking entitled adolescents. Can't fucking stand them. Waving their middle finger at their posterity all the way to the grave, just so they can signal how righteous they are to people that hate them.
Fucking embarrassments. Can't wait til the very last one sails off into the sunset. Go "Buy the world a Coke" in hell, you walking societal plague
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2025-06-11 01:29:23 UTC

"Get stronger and replace my grandchildren FASTER!!
Gee whiz, aren't I such a goodest good person! Everyone gather round and pat me on the head!"
Boomers are fucking cancer. Literal, societal fucking cancer
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2025-06-10 12:58:05 UTC

"Yew don't understand! We HADDA leave Meh-hee-coe because of the CARTELS!! 😭"
Bitch you ARE the Cartels. The Cartels are wholly comprised of people JUST LIKE YOU!
Stop acting like some mysterious invasive force took over your country. It's literally you.

2025-06-10 12:12:42 UTC

You can stop comparing the LA riots to January 6th
- January 6th was American citizens justifiably outraged at the theft of the Presidential election
- June 7th is a bunch of entitled mongrels upset because the taxpayer funded Gibs Train is slowing down and appears to be pulling into the station

2025-06-09 04:24:39 UTC

Wars and rumors of wars...

2025-06-09 01:52:11 UTC

My daughter got a cat
Press P for pet sleppy kitty
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