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2026-02-21 02:38:55 UTC

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@nprofile…66l7
No worries, i think light understands. We passed some time between us, i think the trust is there to tell light that i am not trying to be mean.
@nprofile…z57y

2026-02-21 02:14:26 UTC

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@nprofile…z57y To be clear: this was mocking, silly, but generally positive.

2026-02-21 02:13:46 UTC

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@nprofile…z57y As i am doomed to harm others, as a part of existing in this world/society, i welcome this mocking. Mock me a bit more and i might get to be a junit test!

2026-02-21 00:26:15 UTC

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@nprofile…z57y Who? Are you talking about me?

2026-02-21 00:21:21 UTC

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@nprofile…z57y But do you endorse being mocked, dipshit? And will you extend the same honor to me?

2026-02-14 04:14:33 UTC

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@nprofile…7q0n At least you can work through random answers on work time?
Let me boost this, the few weirdos still following me might provide you with some entertainment. Or not, i tried alienating people best i could.

2026-02-14 03:22:22 UTC

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@nprofile…7q0n Nah, you just gotta sleep off your drug trip and answers will be there. More than you wanted.

2026-02-07 02:16:50 UTC

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@nprofile…66l7 I thought about boosting, but that would put you in the spotlight without consent, so no. What i mean to say is "i wish i had more beer, since i like this person and i want to not take things seriously, which this person helps me to do"
next friday, gmt+1 20:00 weird thoughts, enough fuel, private channel?

2026-02-07 02:03:56 UTC

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@nprofile…66l7 I think it's structural, and not a new thing. Things just hit the fan, and we see more clearly that they are shit. Before, we had to smell, now it hits us in the face :-)
Rich people, parasite destroyers of humanity. Not new, but no longer hidden.
https://media.social.qoto.org/media_attachments/files/116/026/888/565/694/713/original/52523c447b021fd9.png

2026-02-07 01:35:11 UTC

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@nprofile…66l7 But how to get them few nazis out of the influential positions? Or the non-nazis to actually say no, for once?

2026-02-07 01:19:51 UTC

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@nprofile…66l7 Du, das klingt für Deutsche die keine Nazis sind nicht schön. Wenn man hier was mag: besser sagen, was genau. Allgemein klingt zu sehr nach nationalstolz, das ist nicht gut.

2026-02-07 01:14:28 UTC

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@nprofile…66l7 Ich hoffe du findest deutsche, die es das wert machen :-)

2026-02-07 00:07:34 UTC

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@nprofile…66l7 Ah, just as i am. I never use it either, just exercise being tired or thinking that i don't want to think that much.
If we could just be drunk all the time and still be healthy, we would only have to beat the richards to death and could claim paradise.

2026-02-06 23:58:55 UTC

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@nprofile…66l7 Surprising, you never seemed drunk to me. Always very put together, i thought.

2026-01-31 02:30:31 UTC

The more i try to be clear, the more people come and tell me how i am not.
That would be great, exactly what i want. Only that i only go online when i am drunk, because i want to be not online, and my defenses get lowered when i drink.
So when the people i appreciate very much come to me, i am not in a state to properly adress them.
Hey, i have an idea: maybe i should not go onlne....
Haha, sounds like what humanity does. Conclusively, i am happy to also bumble around, just like the defective neurotypicals. Maybe i am even neurotypical, what i do seems pretty self-destructive, so fitting to what neurotypical means.
Neurotypical means defective. That is what i took away from what i heard.

2026-01-31 01:54:33 UTC

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@nprofile…4aum Not sure if you're complaining or backing off - i am not a native speaker either :-)
In any case, everything is nice here. Except reality, ofc, too much fascism happening. But between us, everything is fine from my end.

2026-01-31 01:46:40 UTC

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@nprofile…4aum If i confused someone, then i absolutely succeeded :-)
If anyone would not accept the gender of anyone, they would be silly. I am ordering this movie to not be silly!
But there is no reason to be confused about me, i'm just drunk and silly. I like connecting to other humans, but since i am powerless to stop all the harm, i am banging around and am erratic. Just a thing to deal with the harm done by our environment.

2026-01-31 00:07:23 UTC

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@nprofile…4aum Confused a bit: did you think i would question your choice?
How would it not be clear i am questioning the human decision to reverse the responsibility, the absurdity?
I am not criticizing, just being confused. Why would anyone not be ok with someone being who they are?

2026-01-30 23:54:08 UTC

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@nprofile…4aum I am surprised someone actually got a choice. I am happy for you, may your happiness flow freely.

2026-01-30 22:04:22 UTC

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@nprofile…m5r9 Staying away from humans seems to be the thing, huh? Hope you recover well :-)

2026-01-30 21:54:41 UTC

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@nprofile…m5r9 Wait, you are saying killing humanity would make me more healthy? And future-proof?
I guess since i understand reason i cannot disagree?
Just struggling with the emotional part, lol :-)

2026-01-30 21:52:48 UTC

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@nprofile…m5r9 The duality of mastodon... nice people, nice busses, actual busses. And also humans, non-busses that aggrevate. It's nice we met again, i'm not online much anymore.

2026-01-30 21:44:40 UTC

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@nprofile…m5r9 But that sounds like i would have to do something? Have you considered how that would keep me from playing games on my computer?

2026-01-24 04:46:50 UTC

@nprofile…u0ky btw, the distressing thing i said a week or two ago was a song text.
Sorry for not making that clear, i liked the band for being aggressively sarcastic.
Ha, nearly forgot to clear that up. I am not perfect and there is no other way but embracing that. If "only dead women are beautiful" was my honest opinion i could never be part of any community :-)

2026-01-23 22:38:05 UTC

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@nprofile…66l7 Thx! I did a good run, on to the next one!

2026-01-17 01:44:36 UTC

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@nprofile…z57y @nprofile…66l7 Hi new person, welcome!

2026-01-10 02:23:16 UTC

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@nprofile…ncqc I always vote for violence to only be in self defense or defense of others!
Truely ethical, not calling for any offense. Nice.

2026-01-10 01:41:06 UTC

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@nprofile…vs6a I mean if you make the mistake you can call it a day and go home? Makes sense to me, why not give up and be done with it?

2026-01-03 04:26:03 UTC

@nprofile…u0ky i am reviewing music and i see "only dead women are are beautiful". Tell me is this too sarcastic or is reality too realistic?

2025-12-24 22:57:06 UTC

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@nprofile…rls3 Is this a US custom? Spilling the tea, as witnessed in the murder arabs chat with that one reporter invited?
Could you maybe try a non-us thing and contain the tea? Like in a jug, or something like that?

2025-12-18 22:19:26 UTC

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@nprofile…gh0t Was ist ein "sinn"? Gibts das zu kaufen?

2025-12-18 21:56:04 UTC

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@nprofile…gh0t We are not the problem, we are the solution.
Eat a billionaire today. Or take a nap, all good. Not our fucking fault.

2025-12-02 15:00:48 UTC

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@nprofile…gh0t Lass mich raten, der Typ war total inkompetent und jetzt haben sie ihm das Dings da zur Beschäftigung aufgesetzt statt ihn wie althergebracht im Wald auszusetzen?

2025-11-18 14:47:27 UTC

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@nprofile…8kc0 Which reminds me to rewatch the "Durchfallmann" videos, "Diharrea man" in english.

2025-11-16 23:48:01 UTC

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@nprofile…gh0t Und wie ich höre redet er wie immer, verwirrt. Keine Ahnung warum sowas gewöhnliches in den "Nachrichten" steht.

2025-11-14 21:20:57 UTC

I don't have a good idea for a toot. Should i just wing it and say something like monkeyscrambles?

2025-10-30 23:48:26 UTC

If someone suggests using "ai", ofc we all want to break that persons skull. But what are your strategies to deal with that kind of sabotage in real life?
I only have disdain and preparing myself for the endeavor to fail, but that seems a little passive.

2025-10-29 08:15:40 UTC

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@nprofile…gh0t Oh weh, gute Besserung euch!

2025-10-24 20:05:18 UTC

"Hungry for apples?", my fascitalism phone asks.
No thank you, i will instead listen to some human music.

2025-10-21 10:02:17 UTC

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@nprofile…gh0t Man kann einen großen Teil der Zeit nur kopfschüttelnd daneben stehen.
Wie auch immer es geht, was dagegen zu tun ist toll, aber die meißte Zeit bin ich froh, dass die sich die Tasche vollstopfenden alten Männer und Pimmel auf Koffer malenden großen Kinder nicht hier bei mir sind. Muss mich ja damit beschäftigen den Dreck in der Küche zurückzudrängen, um auch lecker was kochen zu können, ohne das sterb ich ja noch früher als durch den Faschismus.

2025-10-21 09:47:15 UTC

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@nprofile…gh0t Persilscheine sind so praktisch, deswegen hat man nie aufgehört sie auszustellen. Nur die genaue Formulierung musste nach und nach etwas angepasst werden.

2025-10-21 07:31:26 UTC

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@nprofile…gh0t Oh ja, die Art Gespenst gibt es hier auch, mindestens zwei, zusammengezählt auch gleich viele Beine :-D

2025-10-21 07:25:15 UTC

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@nprofile…gh0t Huch, ein geisterhaftes Wesen, welches Essen verschwinden lässt?

2025-10-20 21:35:23 UTC

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@nprofile…rls3 Sounds great, is the length actually important to you?

2025-10-20 21:26:45 UTC

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@nprofile…rls3 I just realized "assigned curly at birth" might be dangerous to abbreviate in some company. Hope you can do something you like with the curls :-)

2025-10-20 17:04:30 UTC

Does anyone know a still functional online banking software that supports SECCOS cards?
Hibiscus doesn't even find my card reader :-/

2025-10-20 09:57:23 UTC

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@nprofile…qr45 Eery similarity, the person saying that does not explain a realistic thought process either, just their fantasy of what they want to be true.

2025-10-19 20:13:15 UTC

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@nprofile…nydn Because the wolf is libre

2025-10-19 14:58:54 UTC

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@nprofile…zgdc Ah yes, "get people to stop complaining for now" instead of "fix the problem". How likely would you rate it that this letter was written by a human with any contact to someone who might be able to fix this?

2025-10-19 13:19:14 UTC

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@nprofile…slkt Sounds interesting, do you have a link to a news story about this fleeing a lynch mob thing? Or is this referring to the pence or capitol thing?

2025-10-17 23:06:40 UTC

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@nprofile…gsfw People might get iffy if you tell them...

2025-10-17 22:41:51 UTC

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@nprofile…lu04 Theft is lame, grand theft though... enticing!

2025-10-17 21:58:02 UTC

Life is pain, life does not happen if i don't do anything. I conclude that the only ethical path to take is not doing anything.
Thank you all for being passive, i'll not do the dishes now. Signs of the time.

2025-10-17 21:55:21 UTC

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@nprofile…6xqc Ok, personal perspective:
Why would i interact with something that "makes it hard"? What would be my incentive to do that?

2025-10-17 21:32:08 UTC

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@nprofile…p729 I just wonder why - as far as i heard, bluesky is owned by one person, while fedi is many idiots mostly working together.
I'd take chaos over order any day, what would you hope to accomplish by embracing order, in the "one person gets to say" kind?

2025-10-17 21:26:09 UTC

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@nprofile…p729 Why? Do you not have enough trolls right here, in the open trolling fedi verse?

2025-10-17 20:34:54 UTC

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@nprofile…lkry You existed yesterday? And remember that you did?

2025-10-17 20:21:59 UTC

Hmm, getting drunk from drinking alcohol. Does anyone else feel this or is it just me?

2025-10-17 17:23:29 UTC

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@nprofile…rls3 Haha, good thing your tracking tool will absolve you of wrongdoing. Remember to take a deep breath between the orders!

2025-10-17 17:20:09 UTC

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@nprofile…rls3 Are you in some kind of US-special situation where reality does not count and if you don't do impossibly much before clocking out it will count against you? Or is this just "wtf, how do those work orders clump together so much?"?

2025-10-17 14:40:40 UTC

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@nprofile…zgdc Well, i do hope that my bitterly cynical optimism has at least been a bit of a distraction, of the nice kind. Didn't mean to say something stupid with it, like "cheer up" or such.

2025-10-17 14:08:49 UTC

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@nprofile…zgdc I'd say the bottom is where humanity (or the people in one country, if you want to look per country) die. That's pretty final.
But until that happens, every step has potential to worsen things or it kills us.
Luckily, our lifespans are finite. So we either get spared from further suffering (if we all die), we get spared the worst of it (if we die before humanity does) or we see things improve. Logically, there's an upside to every possibility :-)

2025-10-17 13:39:50 UTC

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@nprofile…zgdc Capitalism paved the way by taking ever more, fascism puts an axe into the smoking ruins... is "it cannot get worse" reached?
I'm not religious, but i always liked this saying:
God spoke: be happy and smile, for it could be worse.
And they were happy and smiled.
And it got worse.

2025-10-16 22:20:44 UTC

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@nprofile…zgdc Just saw someone i thought had a rather well payed job crack a joke about making an onlyfans for the dental work. From the outside, it is always surprising that it can get even worse over there.

2025-10-16 22:07:24 UTC

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@nprofile…zgdc I feel a bit conflicted about laughing because of the topic, but "retina people" from HG Wells is a banger!
Wish you best of luck that you get a lot more milage out of those eyes!

2025-10-13 11:01:50 UTC

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@nprofile…8wc5 Ah ok, ihr spart nur an der Heizung ^^
Ich trag Socken wenns zu kalt wird, aber bis auf 14° runter ist mein Zimmer zum Glück nicht - die 20° für Winter reichen aber um mich zu bestrumpfen, hab sogar Hosen und nen Pulli an 😅

2025-10-13 10:51:16 UTC

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@nprofile…8wc5 Genau, die schreiben als gerne mal vor dem Briefkasten Namen auf ihre Briefchen. Ich war erstaunt wegen draußen und barfuß, schreibst du ungern am Tisch?

2025-10-13 10:36:02 UTC

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@nprofile…8wc5 Ach, schreibst du die unterwegs, wie die Zeugen mit ihren Briefen da?

2025-10-13 08:19:58 UTC

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@nprofile…q9zx Sorry to hear that, anything specific going on? Or more same old, nobody to talk to out where you are?

2025-10-12 10:16:22 UTC

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@nprofile…8wc5 Ich weiß nicht, Interesse irgendwie schon, eher Mangel an Alternativen? Ich mein kuck dir mal an, was man als "Alternative" verkauft bekommt, das ist ja ne Kackwurst in blau angestrichen.
Lieferkettengesetz weg -> alles unsere Verantwortung -> man muss für jeden Pupseinkauf studieren, findet trotzdem nix ethisches.

2025-10-12 10:09:14 UTC

@nprofile…8wc5 Zu https://troet.cafe/@ndaktuell/115360491742786138
Ich hatte auch vorher schon schlechtes gehört, irgendwas mit Wälder abholzen die nicht mehr so einfach nachwachsen?
Erfahrung vor so 10 Jahren rum war, dass andere Möbelhäuser denselben Schrott (Pressholz) haben, nur absurd teuer. Wenn man nicht grad auf dem Sperrmüll Glück hat siehts irgendwie düster aus, zum Glück bin ich Freund des Improvisierens...

2025-10-11 00:28:28 UTC

I stand ablaze.
And no meaning is added, just like i want it to be. Franz, take me home.

2025-10-11 00:00:36 UTC

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@nprofile…ufeq But what if all lanes are your lanes, hmmm?

2025-10-10 21:23:30 UTC

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@nprofile…q9zx My supporting framework are a few very cynical people and a chemical compound that causes dizzyness and vomiting.
Did this go through your filter?

2025-10-06 20:26:32 UTC

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@nprofile…t2up Hmm, like one of those "safe space" in front, but misplaced revenge on anyone who sounds even a little bit like someone who abused them is fine things?

2025-10-06 19:35:43 UTC

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@nprofile…t2up Is this about blocking masto instances or jumping off of servers as an art?

2025-10-05 20:22:46 UTC

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@nprofile…772x Fighting back against people that want to do harm is important. Everything you allow is a new standard set, a basis for more drastic action.
Nazis didn't put jewish people into concentration camps first, the first step was marking them. I expect similar here.

2025-10-03 22:29:37 UTC

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@nprofile…q9zx I would value your opinion.

2025-10-03 22:19:12 UTC

Am i not all that annoying to the people i collected, or does that tempering work generally? Did i progress, or did i narrow the scope?

2025-09-11 09:46:45 UTC

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@nprofile…q9zx I guess being able to let multiple things exist in your head at the same time is a useful ability for many things.
Can you imagine that a good day might exist, but not erase the regret of the past - merely push it to the side of your attention?

2025-08-25 19:27:34 UTC

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@nprofile…q9zx I must say i can do without lugging around CRTs and their flickering. Flat panel displays are great, provided they are only displays and nothing more.

2025-08-23 01:55:13 UTC

@nprofile…t2up we talked a bit about microwave bread, i saw some philosophical posts from you.
What do you think, what could be done about helping those around us, without condescention, more like good neighbors, but well, we are not actually neighbors, how do we help? What can we do?

2025-08-22 23:05:21 UTC

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@nprofile…344t "no thanks" to "you are nice"?
Anyways, the answer is Kölsch. You take a smaller glass and now there is less to be swallowed...
I think we should find a way to shrink the harmful elements. Maybe we could teach each other to ignore what is bad (as in who is doing harm), as a variation of everyone being told to ignore what is bad (as in going along with whatever is bad)?
Where do you stand on telling someone evil "you don't matter", as opposed to "you are doing bad stuff"?

2025-08-22 22:49:36 UTC

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@nprofile…344t I would make your evening just as enjoyable, but the question i meant to ask is "why do all we nice and not dumb people find no way to stop hateful people from doing harm".
So, did you also wreck your brain on this or would that be new to you?
In any case, thx for being nice, that is always a good thing.

2025-08-22 22:32:59 UTC

So, is everyone as slow and dumb as i am, or am i special?

2025-08-22 14:18:31 UTC

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@nprofile…8wc5 Hey, nachdem so viele Menschen total sinnloses "arbeiten", wie wäre es mit einem Brombeerstachelabknipsdienst?

2025-08-21 11:41:54 UTC

Wer von euch kann das zuverlässig, das Bad mit jemand teilen, aber beim rausgehen das Licht anlassen?
Ich hab mich grad noch rechtzeitig gestoppt eben ^

2025-08-20 23:20:46 UTC

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@nprofile…344t
I'd just go with a St. Bernard, they come with those little booze kegs.
@nprofile…taps

2025-08-20 22:12:29 UTC

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@nprofile…taps Ok, as far as i understand the only real cure for stress is death, but they have to test this on humans to be sure?

2025-08-20 03:38:02 UTC

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@nprofile…q9zx Well, "useless" is not actually applicable to humans anyway if we want stuff like human rights. To not even one, including you, or the whole thing collapses.
If it is important to be good at felling trees depends a lot on if you and the people around you need trees felled and if enough others are good at it. If it is, i'd guess training would be more useful than self-flaggelation?

2025-08-20 02:19:21 UTC

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@nprofile…q9zx It's just because you are human, don't misinterpret it as something personal. We all are, reasons lost in a complicated and violent history.
Let's just take one step forward at a time, don't pay too much attention to powerful people taking a billion steps backward in all our names when your mental health is concerned.

2025-08-19 22:49:47 UTC

Hot take: stuff behind capchas is not part of the internet.

2025-08-16 00:29:33 UTC

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@nprofile…q9zx Is this about this meme with the macbook with the sign "Do not close, this is a server"?
@nprofile…cq9g

2025-08-15 14:14:07 UTC

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@nprofile…q9zx Do you know that old video (i think from mad tv?) about apples iRack? Don't put any more things in there, it's unstable!

2025-08-14 16:09:37 UTC

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@nprofile…q9zx Having ideas and trying is more than many do. I'm included in that ^^

2025-08-14 16:06:52 UTC

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@nprofile…q9zx About the amount that human society pushes us to, the way it's designed, or more?

2025-08-12 01:08:27 UTC

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@nprofile…9t9n @nprofile…taps So you are ok with torturing humans, as long as there are tan lines?
I guess quentin will say ok, provided you bare your feet. They do smell nice, i guess.

2025-08-12 00:51:44 UTC

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@nprofile…taps Nobody wants to work, i wonder why.

2025-08-11 22:44:42 UTC

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@nprofile…772x You did, we joked around. Are you dismissing sucess for the perfection that will forever be lacking?

2025-08-11 20:50:31 UTC

Hm yes, i am special.
And i am extra special because i understand sarcasm. Nobody else understands sarcasm.