UnclePJ

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2024-08-03 12:36:58

The opposite of formaldehyde is casualdejekyll.
Please discuss.

2024-08-03 10:53:55

Yeah, I’ve had breakfast.
The breakfast:
https://cdn.masto.host/zirkus/media_attachments/files/112/897/713/739/348/455/original/1ad66ac652804887.jpeg

2024-08-02 14:24:26

Me too, piano. Me too.
https://cdn.masto.host/zirkus/media_attachments/files/112/892/875/516/903/026/original/c2caa8668e73080a.jpeg

2024-07-30 15:09:42

I read somewhere that calling men hormonal when they’re acting out is well received 0% of the time.
So today, a male coworker was pitching a fit over some new task assignment and I asked him if he was hormonal.
Needless to say, it made his attitude much, much worse. I thought his head was going to explode!
So yeah, he was being hormonal.

2024-07-29 14:52:34

Last night I was injured in a Peek-A-Boo accident.
I spent the night in I.C.U.

2024-07-26 14:14:52

I think this is oddly appropriate for him right now. To afraid to debate!
https://cdn.masto.host/zirkus/media_attachments/files/112/853/195/492/864/854/original/af6a32b63c678bcb.mp4

2024-07-23 18:15:57

Y’all remember we used to jump out of the swing in midair back when our knees were fresh out of the box?

2024-07-21 13:46:34

I ran into this really old dude yesterday at the grocery. After a moment, I realized we went to high school together…

2024-07-19 21:32:51

Two incomes are better than one so make certain your partner has two jobs.
If your partner doesn’t have two jobs, then get two partners.
Follow me for more financial advice.

2024-07-17 17:50:00

So, Liz Cheney referred to the MAGA cult as the “Redneck SS” and now I have to steal something from a conservative republican for a change.

2024-07-11 16:52:05

If you ever see me on my deathbed, please remove me from my deathbed and move me to my alivebed. Okay, thanks!

2024-07-10 18:23:41

When y’all leave the house for work, do you tell your pets that you’ll be home later, or…?

2024-07-09 13:00:47

I talk a lot of shit for someone that cannot function unless the toe line in his socks aren’t lined up.

2024-06-29 12:50:16

@npub1wr8…crjn Long awaited look at Maj1’s activities on Caterday.
https://cdn.masto.host/zirkus/media_attachments/files/112/699/986/165/312/519/original/76795be730d878ca.mp4

2024-06-26 15:49:20

I’ve identified a pattern in my behavior. I get up every day, have two cups of coffee, go to work, spend the day making my coworkers wonder what’s wrong with me, and then I clock out.

2024-06-24 19:20:45

Some things are better left unsaid, which I usually realize after I’ve said them.

2024-06-21 12:59:47

11:47 - Arrived at crime scene.
11:47 - Examined body.
11:47 - Found murder weapon under bed.
11:47 - Realized watch is broken.

2024-06-14 15:40:33

Today’s coffee just wasn’t enough. Apparently I need to be struck by lightning…

2024-06-12 15:55:40

Just because you’re going 10 mph over the speed limit doesn’t mean you belong in the fast lane. Move over, some of us intend to break the law for real…

2024-06-11 14:33:48

*grabs another coffee*
Stomach: STOP!
Heart: STOP!
Brain: Hell yeah, 5 more!

2024-06-04 15:21:12

This could be us right now, but you playin’.
https://cdn.masto.host/zirkus/media_attachments/files/112/559/023/666/387/360/original/6b9dce86a32d3dbf.jpeg

2024-06-04 13:52:46

Sleep is just time travel to coffee…

2024-05-30 17:15:10

Sometimes I talk to myself and we both just laugh and laugh!

2024-05-22 17:30:50

I read somewhere that jail is just a warehouse for poor people, and I think about that a lot…

2024-05-17 13:30:45

Waiter: Welcome to IHOP, what can I get you this morning?
Me forgetting the word waffle: I’ll have the uh… the… graph… pancake.

2024-05-16 13:08:52

Make your move.
https://cdn.masto.host/zirkus/media_attachments/files/112/450/912/208/946/044/original/e6d347dc1ca28ea2.jpeg

2024-05-11 13:53:10

I’d like you to know, I’m not anti-social. What I am is anti-bullshit.

2024-05-09 15:44:22

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@npub19fc…ay3c
“Shit you never thought you’d need to say” for 100, Alex.

2024-05-07 17:47:59

Ok, question. Why do we say Attorney at Law? Is there some other kind? Like Attorney at Having a Good Time or Attorney at Snowboarding?
May I suggest Attorney at Napping? That’s something I could get behind.

2024-05-07 13:26:40

I’m pure of heart, but I’m also dumb of ass.

2024-04-18 12:31:58

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@npub1cel…pmxm
The wrought iron work is splendid! Any idea who the artist is/was?

2023-08-09 19:27:58

Y’all really should stop worrying about what people think because they really don’t do it all that often.