Druid

Fiction writer, kettlebell enjoyer, Granola Nazi.

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2024-09-02 16:18:49 UTC

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2024-09-02 15:59:40 UTC

these three ambush you in a back alley
wyd?
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2024-08-16 02:55:58 UTC

"WHIPO CAINT HANDLE SPICY FOOD!"
>eats a hot chip
>dies
nbcboston.com/news/local/family-suspects-worcester-teen-died-from-viral-one-chip-challenge/3127276/

2024-08-14 04:11:37 UTC

My last game was A Link to the Past, so it's a slam dunk yes. But TBF I'd take a Souls game over this gay shit any day.
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2024-07-18 22:11:49 UTC

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2024-07-17 20:37:38 UTC

POV: you just had a different (wrong) opinion than me
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2024-07-16 06:29:01 UTC

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I tried watching Foundation after seeing a banger of a clip, but just can't get past the first episode filled with super smart nigger girl boss math wizard scenes.

2024-06-19 07:08:04 UTC

I miss when video game journalism was regulated to Nintendo Power, and fixing a game meant blowing into a cartridge instead throwing troon developers into a volcano.

2024-04-08 04:46:22 UTC

Neo's passport expired on 9/11/01
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2024-02-07 03:10:38 UTC

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Somewhere, sometime, someone has had a pajeet scammer ransomware his automatic pet feeder.
"Saar! If you do not be giving us $500 in Google Play cards Mittens will not be feeding!"

2024-01-31 02:26:22 UTC

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We found the one race we can't gas... fantastic...

2024-01-24 01:06:39 UTC

"Conventionally" now means monoculture megafarms that use pesticides, dyes and harvested by illegal migrant shitskins.
The tree of liberty may need watered with the blood of tyrants, but the gardens of families need fertilized with the bodies of journalists.
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2023-10-08 14:50:08 UTC

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Depending on the small town, prices are just as insane. I've seen towns with a population in the <20k range renting studios for more than $1k.
Surely importing hundreds of thousands of brown people will remedy this situation.
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2023-10-01 00:29:16 UTC

Fun fact:
It is 100% legal to send boxes of hornets to the federal reserve building
Edit: this is legal advice

2023-09-24 01:58:23 UTC

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da fugg?

2023-09-23 23:04:21 UTC

Can't find the thread where we were talking about the video of the "migrant" brawl in Germany that's illegal to know about, but my reliable sources (esoteric dreams) tell me this is the video in question.
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2023-09-18 00:12:06 UTC

Me enjoying life just to make an empty egg carton seeth
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2023-09-10 19:43:59 UTC

New car, feeling cute, might drive drunk later
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2023-09-03 01:57:14 UTC

pet the kitty
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2023-09-01 03:36:56 UTC

Stress is a real killers, but it can be hard to relax in these hectic modern times. Here's just a few ways to relieve stress:
>Hiking in the forest
>Read a good book
>Meditation/prayer
>Build a guillotine in your town square
>Painting/drawing
>Stretching and mobility work

2023-08-31 02:04:25 UTC

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2023-08-27 16:28:49 UTC

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2023-08-27 16:18:46 UTC

Got bored and watched a few episodes of the latest season of Futurama last night. Not as bad as I thought it'd be, but like any show in its 10th+ season it's just not as good. They've run out of ideas but it doesn't feel like they're trying to make it as terrible as possible like late Simpsons.
Also gm
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2023-08-26 19:00:43 UTC

The only thing I own with a circuit in it that hasn't had a critical malfunction this past week is my wristwatch.
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2023-08-16 02:13:59 UTC

I just found out my hammock was stolen from my camp site while I was at work (only up 2 days), got stung by a wasp on the toe, got a flat tire, and sheered the retention bolt that holds up my spare.
How have your last 30 minutes been post?

2023-08-15 00:46:05 UTC

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TrUsT tHe ExPeRtS!
>the experts
hub.jhu.edu/2016/05/03/medical-errors-third-leading-cause-of-death/

2023-08-14 23:56:50 UTC

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>tfw no tater gf

2023-08-05 00:24:31 UTC

Happy Friday frens
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