collappsar

I care only about promoting free software and speech. Think for yourself.

Take charge of your own destiny. I will say crazy things because they are funny. Take it easy.

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2026-05-23 11:37:56 UTC

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@nprofile…5fvr The big issue is Boomers are gonna all die very soon and then they will no longer be able to avoid their money going to Gen X, and then Gen X will turn around and go "LOL" and become just like them.

2026-05-22 21:27:12 UTC

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@nprofile…kgtr @nprofile…jevq We need an eighth son. Seven didn't turn out so well.

2026-05-16 22:06:23 UTC

We need to bring jello salads back.
https://fediverse-lite.com/media/6028b28a-a65a-495d-8b8c-8284681647e2/images%2823%29.jpg

2026-05-16 18:36:26 UTC

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@nprofile…wm7g User moderation actions surely can be done with config file configuration, can't they? It's in the moderation screen. I unlist and force NSFW from there.

2026-05-16 18:17:15 UTC

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@nprofile…wm7g Restarting the service? You could allow DB configuration so you can just go into the admin screen and tick a box.

2026-05-16 17:19:22 UTC

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@nprofile…wm7g @nprofile…6zf2 I recommend unlisting all of the porn bot accounts in the known network timeline. Makes it much easier to get a live pulse of what everyone is saying.
I regularly browse the Known Network and chat with people. I've filtered out a lot of the porn accounts.

2026-05-16 12:12:29 UTC

TBH, I support Keir Starmer shutting down these Tommy Robinson events. This is mad gay.

2026-05-16 06:17:48 UTC

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@nprofile…pn62 Now you just draw the Jewish TV executive above that.

2026-05-14 21:25:06 UTC

@nprofile…6zf2 Welcome back to the Fediverse Josh! I started on kiwifarms.cc and made my own instance ages ago. Since then my instance has been blocked by most everything for being too :8b_b::8b_a: :8b_s::8b_e::8b_d:.

2026-05-08 09:26:17 UTC

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@nprofile…zvka I suppose you can't rationalise crazy.

2026-05-06 06:33:18 UTC

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@nprofile…zvka I just say NIGGER and people know I'm real.

2026-05-06 04:45:24 UTC

PewDiePie used his vast wealth to give his son the greatest gift he could buy for him: access to Japanese pussy.

2026-04-21 14:58:16 UTC

I always find it funny when British people confidently pronounce things incorrectly. Like saying "Epstine" for "Epstein."

2026-04-03 06:02:52 UTC

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@nprofile…t3h7 The thing about East Asians and AI image generation is that because they kind of all look the same and have pretty basic facial features it's way easier to fake an East Asian.

2026-03-25 06:48:48 UTC

I run my own instance so there ain't nobody can ban me for saying whatever I want. I recommend running a Fediverse instance. It's extremely easy and you can do it reliably for $240 a year or so. Costs about that much to have enough headroom in even a single person instance. That's been my experience running Pleroma for years.
Any less and you'll be spending time you could be as spending earning more money instead. Always choose a slightly more expensive option to save time, every time.

2026-02-28 00:49:17 UTC

Only retarded people think reading books will make them smarter.

2026-02-27 05:39:13 UTC

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@nprofile…ng6k https://youtu.be/da8udJf4zjA&t=23m42s No thanks, I'll take this instead.

2026-02-24 13:29:25 UTC

The Warren Buffet investment strategy: be extremely lucky and convince yourself you're a genius.

2026-02-24 05:35:03 UTC

https://archive.ph/SVnoN
Ohhh, at last I truly see! The nature and shape of the AI bubble popping is worse than I ever even realised. It's not just that AI is overhyped and it'll pull down companies that overspent on it. It's that before the AI overspending fails to pay off and brings that section of the market that's overexposed down it's going to first destroy private equity because first people believe the companies that are SaaS are now worthless and over lent.
PE companies get credit crunched even though interest rates are failing.
PE funds start to fail bringing down whole sections of SaaS with them.
This creates a cycle of private SaaS company deaths, unemployment surges.
All the AI companies go public and suck up retail investor money. The big exit scam.
Capex explosion for AI obviously fails. Money sucked out of big, big stock index companies turns out to be a big black hole of money.
Stock market crash like Dotcom, bringing indexes way down.
Net effect of money creates next recession right on time for next US presidential election ensuring Democrat victory.
US government continues overspending death spiral.
Xi continues to win by doing nothing.
Bank bail ins are the only lever that's viable. Investors will be raped.

2026-02-21 19:53:36 UTC

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@nprofile…g80s If you ever wanted to know why Windows is buggy, it's because of OOP slop.

2026-02-17 22:47:51 UTC

Joined Restore Britain, LOL. First time I ever joined any party. Shit is about to get real in Britain.

2026-02-14 09:46:22 UTC

X becoming more useful. I will absolutely be scraping it for news and information. I will never post there.
https://fediverse-lite.com/media/f33150b8-06e8-431c-a873-736ecdb3aa2f/Screenshot_20260214_094543_Firefox.png

2026-02-14 08:40:31 UTC

"Zia Yusuf" of Reform calls himself that because it sounds a little bit Israeli. The man's name is "Muhammad Ziauddin Yusuf." This is the man you see on television and everywhere all the time being a spokesperson for Reform UK. His name literally means: "Praiseworthy Shine of the Religion Joseph."
Who is this man? Why does Farage put him forward as some kind of business genius? Well Muhammad ran a business where rich people could pay his company money to get cars and hotels booked for them so they can have a luxury experience of sorts. His business received numerous complaints over not delivering time and time again. It was essentially a parasitic venture to extract money from stupid rich people. A regular Andrew Tate, but without the kickboxing or the pussy.
Would you trust this man to reverse Britain's mass immigration? Do you honestly believe he has it in his heart to stop Pakistani rape gangs and deport millions? You'd have to be a fool.
The fact of the matter is that the UK had a wave of immigration under Labour, it was ignored and continued by countless others. It was accelerated incredibly by Boris Johnson. And under Prime Minister Nigel Farage you really can't expect much better so long as he has this man at his ear. A man who already previously resigned from Reform and who Nigel had to beg to come back.

2026-02-14 08:27:52 UTC

Nigel Farage and Muhammad Ziauddin Yusuf of Reform drummed up some charges of bullying against Rupert Lowe and kicked him out of Reform. The former because he feared being dethroned and would not endorse mass deportations, and the latter because he's a Muslim.
I know who I trust in that exchange, and it's not the guy siding with the Muslim.

2026-02-14 08:18:10 UTC

Unlike previous political figures like Nick Griffin of the BNP and all sorts, this man is an elected member of Parliament. He is certainly my favourite.
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2026-02-14 01:05:26 UTC

So with the Netherlands taxing unrealised gains I'm gonna go there and claim I took a huge loss on Bitcoin and now they gotta pay me.

2026-02-14 00:58:25 UTC

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@nprofile…5fvr Only a foid could be mad at a man for looking good.

2026-02-14 00:56:12 UTC

https://x.com/RupertLowe10/status/2022394419685822647 Rupert Lowe created the party and the policies are based. Deport millions, ban burqa and halal and kosher slaughter. Reject Islam outright. Remove regulations, take benefits away from the lazy.
Exactly what a conservative position is supposed to be.

2026-02-13 08:33:44 UTC

I love him. So glad to have him.
https://fediverse-lite.com/media/c7fe51dc-0120-4d5a-8a16-f74cc144eafa/Screenshot_20260213_083120_Firefox.png

2026-02-13 07:36:17 UTC

https://x.com/RupertLowe10/status/2022196727411802284
I'm thrilled this man is an MP, and I hope he can stay. He makes Trump look like a lefty, which I suppose he partly is. It's a shame he was kicked out of Reform.
One of the greatest things in the UK is Parliamentary privilege. All of the horrible nonsense where police come to your home to say "you made an offence with your Twitter" doesn't apply when you're an MP. If you get in, you can be as based as you want to be and they have to suck it up. That means there's really no excuse for others not speaking up. They just lack the conviction.
Serious men get elected in a first past the post system. How do I know this? Lee Anderson was a Labour member because he worked in the coal mines, and then became a Conservative when Labour abandoned conservatism. He ran as a Conservative MP saying the council tenants should be taken off the street and put into forced labour camps. Won the election, later kicked out of the party. He joined Reform, became the first Reform MP.
I agree with Fuentes on Trump that he's become weak and the USA could do much better. Nigel Farage is a little too soft himself, but he's a lot better than Trump. I just hope he can eventually apologise to Rupert Lowe and clears the way for him to remain an MP.

2026-02-12 19:00:56 UTC

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@nprofile…muw4 He's the living embodiment of the old 4chan programmer meme of the guy holding his degree with the bad code behind him.

2026-02-12 14:51:23 UTC

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/live/cqxdwq349ywt
The nursery worker known as "4chan."

2026-02-12 13:06:52 UTC

A hilarious thing is going to happen in the UK. The Labour government will end up giving 16 year olds to right to vote ahead of the next election because they believe they can convince 16 year olds to vote Labour. What will actually happen is a majority will vote Green and another share will vote Reform, and the Green vote will split the Labour vote in seats and in the balance Reform will get more seats.
I'm calling this now. I'll mention this again when it happens.

2026-02-12 10:28:26 UTC

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Free and open source software will once again supplant proprietary software. The only recovery from the AI bubble popping will be open source.

2026-02-12 10:27:10 UTC

The primary reason why AI adoption will lag is all financial. In order to be able to pay the fees necessary to execute the modern AI models one of two things must be true. Either the model use must be subsidized by a third party that is hemorrhaging money, or the cost must be paid for by you. If you need to pay a cost to use an AI model then what work product are you going to produce in order to raise the capital to use the model? You can't be automating your work to produce capital because that's a catch-22.
The AI bubble bursts when the money plate stops being passed around.

2026-02-12 08:15:13 UTC

If an election were to be held tomorrow every single top bookie selection to be the replacement of Keir Starmer other than David Lammy would lose their seat, and chancellor Rachel Reeves would lose her seat. Can you imagine having an election and not even showing up as Leader of the Opposition in the House of Commons after you lose?
Nigel Farage is a living legend. He's taken the UK out of the EU, and he's going to destroy both of the parties of a two-party system. Absolutely incredible.
https://fediverse-lite.com/media/a5b8a957-fca2-431f-9622-bd71ce553e77/20260212_075435.jpg

2026-02-12 00:02:07 UTC

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZeAMD5r0vdk
Someday we'll all be free.

2026-02-11 19:13:10 UTC

Thomas Massie showed Pam Bondi to be a screeching bimbo. Get rid of this fucking bitch immediately.
Good for him. I've found him a bit annoying, but he's often right.

2026-02-11 19:08:28 UTC

I bet some people get elected to Congress just so they can make those big blow up cards of printouts of emails and Internet memes.

2026-02-11 19:04:10 UTC

Everyone saying Bitcoin is over and it's never going back up again is gonna be kicking themselves in a couple of years.

2026-02-11 16:37:16 UTC

The reason why retail traders get wiped out is investment is really boring and they want it to be fun. Looking at charts every day and pushing the button is fun. Drawing triangles is fun. Unfortunately frequent trading loses money and technical analysis is only good for refinement of when to dispose of or purchase assets intended for a long time horizon.
A rule of thumb is that if investment feels exciting you're going to lose, and if it feels boring as fuck it's probably good.

2026-02-11 13:20:20 UTC

I'm tired of hearing political people saying "Kemi looks good in PMQs today." If you support a nigress Conservative Party leader with even the slightest nod of respect you should self deport yourself to Nigeria. We need to get rid of the bitch.

2026-02-11 08:10:40 UTC

Tumblr Ridge

2026-02-10 20:50:21 UTC

I'm particularly interested in seeing a game that uses an LLM for decision making of RPG aspects but does not expose a chat interface for what is being thought about other than when dialogue is presented. For example, formulating that an avalanche occurs without an explicit game system for an avalanche and determining an appropriate outcome for characters.

2026-02-10 19:53:53 UTC

If you believe AI coding tools will mean we stop writing code in the next 50 years you're absolutely insane. We're still writing ASM.

2026-02-10 19:01:13 UTC

I want Kalshi to come to the UK and I wouldn't use it if it never gets UK regulatory approval. If you can't comply with UK gambling laws it means something is rotten.

2026-02-10 18:58:40 UTC

There's a 100% chance Polymarket will never be given firm regulatory approval. Make a market on that.

2026-02-08 20:42:42 UTC

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@nprofile…g80s The hard hypothetical here is I have to imagine posting on Reddit. Very difficult.

2026-02-08 20:20:54 UTC

He bought? Load ze crypto regulation FUD and ze US stock market selloff.

2026-02-08 11:07:10 UTC

Woah, I only just realised for the first time you can press "e" during an interactive `git add` and then manually edit the lines you want to add, so when a chunk can't be split any more you can just manually select the lines you actually want to commit.

2026-02-07 10:58:12 UTC

The guys who do that Triggernometry podcast are dysgenic freaks.

2026-02-07 08:44:15 UTC

I called up my sister who is pretty dim the other day and she said she didn't like Reform because they have Muslims in the party and I mentioned Rupert Lowe and she said, "Yeah, he's the best."
I've got good family.

2026-02-07 08:25:28 UTC

Shout out to all the men out there tricking women into staying in shape. We all gotta do our part.

2026-02-06 23:15:25 UTC

I only try to convince people of anything when I can gain from doing so. Otherwise I don't care.

2026-02-06 07:59:44 UTC

https://x.com/Pirat_Nation/status/2019576781536203081?s=20
Just always download games for free and crack them.

2026-02-06 00:14:51 UTC

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@nprofile…87ru Common talk. Plain speaking. None of that frog nonsense. Come on now. Pot of tea in the morning. Two eggs breakfast. Steak at night. Simple, no messing about. Perfect.

2026-02-05 22:44:41 UTC

I've got a JP Morgan account that's got absolutely zero drop in value while US stocks are dipping. JP Morgan know what they are doing.

2026-02-05 22:26:56 UTC

The US government can just embrace being 100% run by bimbos. They are gonna give money to Israel anyway. Might as well get to see some ladies with big breasts.

2026-02-05 22:12:22 UTC

I've never paid for Amazon Prime. I just get the free trials and cancel them. Only my wife has ever paid for it.

2026-02-05 20:00:16 UTC

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@nprofile…d550 Mexican.

2026-02-05 19:01:42 UTC

I didn't play that RE4 remake because it lacked soul.

2026-02-05 10:58:06 UTC

Anyone who says a diff is "too big so it's too hard to review" is a faggot. Nigga, you can slice and dice a diff any way you want. Stop being a faggot and understand the code.
AI is going to replace these people.

2026-02-05 08:57:59 UTC

Having an illegal alien girlfriend sounds like an awesome deal. If she ever gives you shit you just turn her over to ICE.

2026-02-05 07:12:12 UTC

I got just under £200 off that silver bump and got out and it's crashed down again. I somehow managed to get that almost exactly perfect. gg no re

2026-01-13 00:22:20 UTC

Pluribus looks retarded. Vince Gilligan fell off. The entire show could be one Twilight Zone episode. Most Sci Fi ideas are like that. They are interesting to think about for about half an hour or more and then they are tapped out. It's why I like Harlan Ellison a lot. Just a lot of really good short stories where you go in, you say, "That's an interesting idea," and then it's over and you move on.

2026-01-03 01:03:31 UTC

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@nprofile…muw4 @nprofile…5kp5 It's the acceleration everyone has been talking about. Had none of this happened most people would have thought, "Oh Africans are so exotic." Now all this has happened most people are like, "Fucking get rid of them all."

2025-12-26 20:26:51 UTC

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@nprofile…v2f4 Well it's liberal bullshit regulations that have made banking so inefficient while at the same time still keeping them quite big that has made getting money from private equity much more convenient. Private equity is succeeding because they are allowed to take a lot more risk and private equity companies have gotten very good at valuing companies accurately, getting paid, and making accurate risk calculations. Liberals could never understand this
The reason private equity is hated by them is because they buy companies and get paid back with interest and companies need to reduce costs by cutting back in various ways to pay up. The thing is without this type of investment available those companies would just fail entirely. It's a massive boon to the economy to have private investment available like this.

2025-10-20 08:27:46 UTC

Tilda Swinton is one of the worst actresses. She behaves almost exactly the same in every movie she's in, and she's not pleasant to look at.

2025-10-01 06:24:36 UTC

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@nprofile…yxha People never had homes.

2025-08-21 13:42:58 UTC

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@nprofile…crk3 What's the sound of hair?

2025-08-21 13:40:34 UTC

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@nprofile…crk3 Do people search for "Hairplay?" What even is that?

2025-08-20 12:17:46 UTC

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@nprofile…hmru I'm gonna make a device that helps you meet and fuck a sleep paralysis demon.

2025-08-16 23:38:42 UTC

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@nprofile…9uhu Time to move.

2025-08-16 23:37:03 UTC

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@nprofile…9uhu jobs.now

2025-08-16 08:10:38 UTC

My wife hates it when I describe a shit I just took and it never stops being funny where I'm laughing as she's shouting at me to shut up.

2025-08-12 18:55:43 UTC

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@nprofile…uf7k Can it run Doom?

2025-08-05 12:33:37 UTC

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@nprofile…xfx6 >lakh
Indian men think they can get with Eastern European women, LOL.

2025-08-01 06:05:11 UTC

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@nprofile…zras I wonder how many people lost out on financial gain by putting money into Monero instead of Bitcoin just because they saw an anime girl and clicked open the thread.

2025-07-25 07:18:43 UTC

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@nprofile…5yv8 I do eat that at different times. I just wanted the pure protein.

2025-07-22 06:40:15 UTC

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@nprofile…msu3 @nprofile…rd9r Gotta get in that pie.

2025-07-22 04:32:52 UTC

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@nprofile…rd9r Just get yourself into a class or volunteer group with a majority female population, or a church, and bang the women there. You'll both get a hobby and a better woman.

2025-07-20 17:09:04 UTC

Tonight I have non fat yoghurt and banana with a hint of vanilla. It's good stuff.

2025-07-03 20:36:48 UTC

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@nprofile…28xx Yeah "The Dark Ages" is a bunch of bullshit. Anyone who believes in "The Dark Ages" is an idiot. There was tons of progress in every century and tons of good shit invented. All of the atheists better say "thank you" when they go to any bar because no matter what they are drinking Christians invented the current versions of probably anything they are drinking, and that's just one example.

2025-07-01 04:41:49 UTC

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@nprofile…nvd0 @nprofile…5dmj Correct, yes. Smart people want to be the first one to write the laws to favour them.

2025-07-01 04:35:16 UTC

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@nprofile…5dmj @nprofile…nvd0 Yes, that's why the law exists. It's to shut down large entities that stop better things from existing. Yet another thing the US got right.

2025-07-01 04:29:55 UTC

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@nprofile…5dmj @nprofile…nvd0 It's been proven in court that Google peaked years ago and has been made worse. It's how they lost their right to be a monopoly, because the US government permits monopolies so long as they make life better. If they make life worse then they get broken up.

2025-06-21 06:14:44 UTC

LLMs are not a path to AGI because babies and even some adults think without an internal voice in a natural language expressed in a common grammar. Nor do animals. Only midbrains believe AGI is just around the corner because all they see is grammar.

2025-06-20 20:26:00 UTC

People don't know how long "a frame" is.

2025-06-04 04:26:13 UTC

The only people who have time for video games are people who are the very young, retired people, bored housewives, guys who have given up on their careers, and the unemployed.

2025-06-03 07:22:41 UTC

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@nprofile…dxfh @nprofile…l2v4 The Year of Still Can't Display My Desktop.

2025-05-26 05:22:30 UTC

Jordan Peterson isn't a supergenius, he's just autistic. If you gave him a definition of the "halting problem" he'd probably kill himself in a meth overdose and then go straight to Hell where he belongs because he doesn't believe in God.

2025-05-08 03:14:07 UTC

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@nprofile…grcp What makes him so great? I can take him.

2025-05-05 20:39:20 UTC

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@nprofile…m5h7 Turning them on makes me feel dirty like I'm gonna become full autistic.

2025-04-26 04:01:18 UTC

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@nprofile…47g8 Hell yeah dude.

2025-04-23 04:08:26 UTC

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@nprofile…uf7k
Did you know that it's about to escape us and kill us all?
Also juniors aren't gonna understand code any more.
Also it's better than 60% of programmers.
Also it needs to be illegal.
Also it's theft.
Also it's gonna replace your wife.
Also it can make AAA games in 10 seconds.
I actually work with AI daily and I find people who are recently enlightened and who don't know shit very funny.

2025-04-22 06:57:00 UTC

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@nprofile…xsmy @nprofile…s2gy I firmly believe that anonymous posting needs to live on forever and is a particular form of communication that has no alternative that is acceptable. 4chan has already been dead for a long time, and will continue to be dead forever.
The only way you can have a sustained imageboard is to ban pornography from day one, in all its forms, and power the service with at least 5 figures of spend a year, if not 6 figures.

2025-04-22 06:53:35 UTC

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@nprofile…gu4k @nprofile…nd0g
You're not wrong exactly. Only autists like M. Burry who are capable of sustained focus for hours on end reading spreadsheets no one else reads stand a chance of doing better than the S&P 500. 95% of people will never beat it, and the best thing you can do if you're smart is assume you're in the special 5%. You are not the main character.
Trading services are designed to get you trade frequently to extract maximum cash from trading fees. You lose money on every trade. Industry traders actually trade over 6 to 12 month time horizons and in big values, and have greater access to safety catches you do not get. If you trade, you're getting raped.
Gold is about one of the only things you can rely on. You just buy it and hold it for 20-30 years, and it's not exactly the value of gold going up, but the value of money staying the same, and the value of USD tanking. (Because fiat is not money, but gold is.)

2025-04-22 06:46:03 UTC

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@nprofile…s2gy @nprofile…xsmy Same. I'm a newfag from 2006-2007.

2025-04-22 06:45:22 UTC

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@nprofile…gu4k @nprofile…nd0g Nobody really knows where any price will go. In "Thinking Fast and Slow" it was firmly established that even institutional traders perform as well as a random trader. Investment banks don't make money from trades so much as they make money from stealing.

2025-04-15 23:41:51 UTC

I did some Bash vibe coding with ChatGPT and my own knowledge of Bash to write a script to list Pleroma uploads and sort them by either date or size. This should be useful for admins of small instances. I release this to the public domain. Enjoy!
#!/usr/bin/env bash
###
### List all uploaded files with timestamps.
###
set -eu
# Directory to scan
upload_dir="/var/lib/pleroma/uploads"
# Default sort mode
sort_mode="latest"
# Parse arguments
while [[ $# -gt 0 ]]; do
case "$1" in
--sort=*)
sort_mode="${1#--sort=}"
shift
;;
--sort)
sort_mode="$2"
shift 2
;;
*)
echo "Unknown argument: $1" >&2
exit 1
;;
esac
done
# Determine sort key based on mode
case "$sort_mode" in
latest)
sort_key=1
;;
largest)
sort_key=2
;;
*)
echo "Invalid --sort argument: $sort_mode" >&2
echo "Valid options are: latest, largest" >&2
exit 1
;;
esac
# Loop through sorted results
while read -r timestamp filesize filepath; do
human_date=$(date -d "@$timestamp" +"%Y-%m-%d %H:%M:%S")
human_size=$(numfmt --to=iec --suffix=B --padding=5 "$filesize")
echo "$human_date $human_size $filepath"
done < <(
find "$upload_dir" -type f -printf "%T@ %s %p\n" \
| sort -n -k"$sort_key"
)