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2026-06-30 21:22:03 UTC

https://www.rnz.co.nz/news/education/648143/you-pay-the-price-for-the-price-you-pay-original-school-lunch-contractor Trust House chief executive John Prendergast.
"I don't understand how Audit New Zealand could sit through the procurement process and not raise any of these issues at the time, yet now the auditor-general has found all sorts of problems," he said. #nzpol #schoollunches #SeymourSlop

2026-06-19 04:45:18 UTC

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@nprofile…fh5u love it when that happens ;)

2026-06-19 03:41:44 UTC

https://www.rnz.co.nz/news/te-ao-maori/601621/new-zealand-first-s-campaign-to-scrap-independent-maori-statutory-board-just-dumb-racist-stuff-mayor "My suggestion to Wellington is butt out of our business. Auckland is quite capable of making decisions that work best for us," Brown said. 💪🏻 #nzpol

2026-06-14 02:40:25 UTC

https://www.rnz.co.nz/news/political/598144/national-s-nicola-willis-attacks-labour-s-economic-plans Getting desperate mrs Willis eh? #nzpol #DesperateNats

2026-06-11 19:56:49 UTC

https://www.rnz.co.nz/life/lifestyle/does-it-feel-like-your-predictive-text-is-losing-it The age of AI is here and it's going to be infinitely useful, or so they tell us, unless you're the kind of person who, like me, finds computer-generated stories infinitely boring and an insult to humanity.

2026-05-11 22:04:29 UTC

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@nprofile…g4xt @nprofile…yzxf oh I didn’t realise that either. Anyway shared far and wide 💚

2026-05-10 21:57:09 UTC

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@nprofile…yzxf a real mystery
also..was don brash there?

2026-05-10 20:37:19 UTC

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@nprofile…yzxf Thought it might be on RNZ page? Nope
But anyway, what an excellent speaker and speech 💚

2026-05-07 05:33:29 UTC

https://www.rnz.co.nz/news/political/594551/national-tops-party-donations-list-act-overtakes-labour TAX THE RICH #TaxTheRich

2026-03-31 20:27:30 UTC

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@nprofile…wj33 @nprofile…dt95 @nprofile…gtt6 aha!! Just as well we’ve now got “Moving-on law”
That’ll teach those feathery squatters

2026-03-28 00:12:25 UTC

“This is a line in the sand moment. Māori radio has stood for decades as a backbone of communication, culture, and community. We will not let that be quietly dismantled.”
https://www.scoop.co.nz/stories/CU2603/S00231/disgraceful-decision-maori-radio-news-service-axed-with-no-replacement.htm
#nzpol #radio #MaoriRadio

2026-03-27 00:37:02 UTC

Luxon : “we’re gonna be Agile. Fluid. Dynamic. “
Sorted. #nzpol #fuelcrisis

2026-03-26 05:08:54 UTC

https://www.rnz.co.nz/news/national/590718/former-anglican-priest-jonathan-kirkpatrick-sexually-violated-teen-at-canterbury-bach
another day
another monster

2026-03-26 04:54:52 UTC

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@nprofile…5mvz Where are the galloping girlies? (Tova then Jessica)

2026-03-26 04:49:24 UTC

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@nprofile…vvev I went there a while ago with a mate with an enormous shopping list cos "Briscoes are having a sale"
Got to the counter with our bursting trolleys, got told no the sale starts tomorrow. Looked at each other, burst out laughing, said no thanks and left. Haven't been back haha

2026-03-25 20:46:32 UTC

Of the others who signed, The Warehouse Group, Farmers, Mitre 10, Woolworths, Spark, and One NZ said they were not currently using FRT. Michael Hill Jewellers did not respond to a request for comment.
https://www.rnz.co.nz/news/business/590658/briscoes-group-trialling-facial-recognition-tech
#nzpol #FRT

2026-03-25 20:41:26 UTC

"In our experience, consumer trust is key. The government profits significantly from its majority ownership of three of the four gentailers - this could raise questions in the minds of some consumers as to the impartiality of a government run site, and a perception that the site favours government-owned entities, whether this is true or not. The reason Consumer NZ was approached by the government to operate Powerswitch over 25 years ago was because we are truly independent.
"We intend to stick around - particularly given the challenges consumers are facing due to rising power prices and a market that is not delivering good outcomes for them. Consumers need advice from a truly independent source that doesn't have a dog in the race."
https://www.rnz.co.nz/news/business/590642/another-power-comparison-site-launches
#nzpol #elecricity

2026-03-25 17:53:21 UTC

College President Sir Collin Tukuitonga is incredulous at New Zealand’s decision. “We know that it is just a matter of time before the next global pandemic arrives. Rejecting amendments that are designed to strengthen global co-ordination on health threats is worse than burying one’s head in the sand – it is positively flipping off the international community, including our partners in the Pacific”.
https://www.scoop.co.nz/stories/GE2603/S00090/nzs-rejection-of-amendments-to-whos-international-health-regulations-ill-advised-and-against-national-interest.htm
#nzpol #WHO #pandemics

2026-03-25 17:49:06 UTC

“That a government would let it happen again, despite the price our men and their families have paid and the fact that all of New Zealand has seen that cost, isn’t shameful. It’s sociopathic.”
https://www.scoop.co.nz/stories/PO2603/S00152/government-bill-undoes-pike-river-legacy-pike-families.htm
#nzpol #PikeRiver #HealthAndSafety #onetermgovt #DitchThepricksIn26 #Enrol #Vote

2026-03-25 04:49:37 UTC

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@nprofile…fh5u 92 runs 😊 Well done @WhiteFerns #WhiteFerns 🏏 Great play

2026-03-25 03:25:42 UTC

https://www.rnz.co.nz/news/political/590586/government-to-remove-contentious-clause-in-fisheries-amendment-bill-after-backlash
#nzpol #fisheries #backdown #onetermgovt #ditchthepricksIn26

2026-03-25 03:22:49 UTC

https://www.rnz.co.nz/news/political/590598/greens-promise-to-cap-rent-rises-at-2-percent-a-year 💚 ✅
#nzpol #housing #NZGreens

2026-03-25 00:09:27 UTC

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@nprofile…gtt6 bloody labour

2026-03-24 05:43:05 UTC

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@nprofile…7ndt BIGLY

2026-03-24 04:04:02 UTC

Jeebus f*kin wept..this is us too Ao/NZ
https://open.substack.com/pub/ifloz/p/the-dumbest-fucking-idea-since-ideas?utm_campaign=post&utm_medium=email
#nzpol #auspol #fossilFuels

2026-03-24 01:13:18 UTC

Rimmer doesn't look a happy boy today
#nzpol

2026-03-23 22:48:35 UTC

Happy days, oh happy days OH HAPPY HAPPY HAPPY DAYS
https://www.rnz.co.nz/news/political/590461/act-party-deputy-and-minister-brooke-van-velden-retires-from-politics
#NZPOL

2026-03-23 00:25:53 UTC

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@nprofile…vvev I wrote to our mp. Mr 25-houses but sadly only got the waffle de waffle (non) reply 😣

2026-03-23 00:05:03 UTC

https://ifloz.substack.com/p/toilet-paper-was-the-rehearsal-here?publication_id=7671401&utm_medium=email&utm_campaign=email-share&triggerShare=true&r=f8a6 #auspol #nzpol #worldpol

2026-03-22 21:55:21 UTC

Harald : "Bleak numbers for Luxon, but no obvious successors
Moi : "MAUREEN"
#nzpol #GiveMaureenAGo✅ 😉 :ablobgiggle:
*Edit : Wasn't harald but without looking I'm picking an exact headline

2026-03-22 18:59:00 UTC

https://susanstjohn.substack.com/p/time-to-reset-both-the-economy-and?publication_id=1442684&utm_medium=email&utm_campaign=email-share&triggerShare=true&r=f8a6 #nzpol

2026-03-22 01:33:44 UTC

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@nprofile…yzxf @nprofile…pp2p oh you and ya pesky facts tsk tsk

2026-03-20 21:35:45 UTC

https://www.rnz.co.nz/news/national/590248/fuel-crisis-aa-warns-against-panic-buying-stockpiling “A rail advocate told RNZ a return to the rail network of the past could help deal with the fuel problems of the future”. Change ‘could’ to ‘would’ #FutureIsRail #toottoot #nzpol #fuel #transport

2026-03-19 07:20:16 UTC

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@nprofile…fh5u national schmational

2026-03-19 04:56:40 UTC

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@nprofile…fh5u BINGO

2026-03-19 04:53:34 UTC

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@nprofile…fh5u Concept CONCEPT

2026-03-19 04:17:36 UTC

https://our.actionstation.org.nz/petitions/i-m-ready-to-vote-the-government-out?source=rawlink&utm_source=rawlink&share=4a383864-c700-4d3a-8607-c54595e8e4b9

2026-03-19 03:12:59 UTC

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@nprofile…fh5u he can return as solar energy?

2026-03-19 02:59:58 UTC

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@nprofile…fh5u can we just yeet him into the sun please?

2026-03-19 02:11:05 UTC

https://www.rnz.co.nz/international/pacific-news/590065/if-it-s-not-cultural-what-is-it-fiame-questions-use-of-matai-titles-amid-luxon-controversy "Oh, what a tangled web we weave, / When first we practice to deceive!" #nzpol #luxon

2026-03-19 01:33:51 UTC

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@nprofile…yzxf such a hollow little man

2026-03-18 21:46:03 UTC

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@nprofile…fh5u thanks, wading my way through atm. Back in the day we went to “bookkeeping “ at high school. Now I understand why mr palmer didn’t think I was worth five minutes of his time haha

2026-03-18 21:28:59 UTC

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@nprofile…fh5u thanks for that. My dumb reckoning just sees more obscene profits at the banks and ‘mum and dad’ mortgage payers being squeezed dry. Brb off to yell at clouds for a bit

2026-03-18 21:19:14 UTC

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@nprofile…fh5u ok I’m economically thick! I don’t get the last sentence

2026-03-18 21:02:20 UTC

#nzpol can anyone explain to me why ANZ and BNZ are raising their mortgage rates today please? #banking #mortgages #costofliving

2026-03-13 19:55:46 UTC

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@nprofile…fh5u Nicky nixed them..Winnie ‘woke’ up

2026-03-10 20:28:10 UTC

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@nprofile…fh5u good spotting there!

2026-03-10 04:56:45 UTC

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@nprofile…yzxf I will eventually read this post but ..sorry that pic of rimmer does my fucking head in I hate that skidmark

2026-03-10 01:34:35 UTC

https://www.rnz.co.nz/news/national/589152/surf-life-saving-strips-convicted-sex-offender-tim-jago-of-honours-awards-and-life-membership #nzpol

2026-03-10 01:27:18 UTC

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@nprofile…fh5u ffs. When did slimy brown ever ‘heed warnings’?? Smdh

2026-03-10 01:24:50 UTC

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@nprofile…fh5u oh 🤢 pullya friggin benny

2026-03-09 22:22:11 UTC

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@nprofile…fh5u Quick Maureen GET IN

2026-03-09 21:09:00 UTC

https://open.substack.com/pub/billmckibben/p/a-dark-and-killing-cloud-over-tehran?utm_campaign=post&utm_medium=email
😢
#war #environmentalterrorism

2026-03-09 20:32:12 UTC

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@nprofile…5w5c Preach!!

2026-03-09 05:14:59 UTC

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@nprofile…fh5u Phuck another phucking day another phucker exposed STOP IT

2026-03-08 21:53:43 UTC

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@nprofile…fh5u 🤣

2026-03-08 21:51:30 UTC

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@nprofile…fh5u hey luxo, ya still there?? Getting close to lunchtime

2026-03-08 20:06:07 UTC

https://newsroom.co.nz/2026/03/08/why-cant-we-provide-a-free-school-meal-scheme-as-good-as-brazils/
#nzpol #KaOraKaAko #SchoolLunches

2026-03-08 19:28:28 UTC

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@nprofile…5mvz Now you're just being impatient! <flounces off>

2026-03-08 16:56:09 UTC

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@nprofile…fh5u come on Maureen...it's your time
/s

2026-03-07 00:08:29 UTC

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@nprofile…fh5u complete mystery

2026-03-06 19:52:33 UTC

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@nprofile…fh5u oh we haven’t forgotten blinglish… still creaming it

2026-03-06 04:52:42 UTC

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@nprofile…fh5u Luxo’s our Man #nzpol

2026-03-05 19:14:18 UTC

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@nprofile…gtt6 doing good luxo...carry on

2026-03-05 19:11:49 UTC

https://open.substack.com/pub/theclimatebrink/p/the-war-in-iran-shows-us-another?utm_campaign=post&utm_medium=email
Renewable energy is the only credible path to energy and economic security. “Drill, baby, drill” is a fantasy — and an expensive one. More drilling means more pain, not more security.
#fossilfuels #lng #renewableenergy

2026-03-04 18:53:39 UTC

"What I would say to you..." "What I MEANT to say to you..." "When I misspoke..."
"I meant to say when I was down on the tiles with all your microphones in front of me 'thousands'. The figure that we always had in mind was around about in the low teens.
All those pesky microphones.....tsk tsk
https://www.rnz.co.nz/news/political/588661/immigration-minister-erica-stanford-apologises-after-inflating-overstayer-figures
#nzpol #microphones #misspeak #misspoke #sorry

2026-03-04 18:26:21 UTC

https://open.substack.com/pub/mountaintui/p/newsroom-scoop-tvnz-board-chair-and?utm_campaign=post&utm_medium=email #nzpol #media

2026-03-04 02:01:31 UTC

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@nprofile…vvev @nprofile…wj33 where do we sign up?

2026-03-03 00:22:20 UTC

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@nprofile…gtt6 he hasn't got a clue has he? And winnie will be looking to see which way the wind blows, and as for skidmark...less said the better god save nz indeed

2026-03-02 17:47:16 UTC

https://www.rnz.co.nz/news/national/588445/the-government-kicked-the-tyres-on-solar-subsidies-to-cut-power-bills-but-decided-on-minor-tweaks-instead Flick these pricks in Nov! #nzpol #FlickThePricksIn26 #solar #subsidies #fossils

2026-02-28 21:45:54 UTC

https://www.theguardian.com/commentisfree/2026/feb/27/gorton-and-denton-labour-polls-keir-starmer
"...romped into third place..."
😂
#ukpols #GreenVictory

2026-02-27 05:18:55 UTC

In an emotional victory speech, Spencer – who becomes the fifth Green party MP – said people were being “bled dry”.
She said: “Instead of working for a nice life, we’re working to line the pockets of billionaires. We’re being bled dry. And I don’t think it’s extreme or radical to think that working hard should get you a nice life”.
Spencer emphasised community solidarity and said she would call out politicians “who constantly scapegoat and blame our communities for all the problems in society. My Muslim friends and neighbours are just like me – human.”
#ukpol #Greens

2026-02-27 04:54:20 UTC

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@nprofile…je7u @nprofile…fh5u i think Jeremy Corbyn endorsed Hannah so all good here

2026-02-27 04:45:50 UTC

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@nprofile…fh5u @nprofile…je7u omg i could not be more happier

2026-02-27 04:33:47 UTC

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@nprofile…fh5u Hannah Spencer won!!!!!!!!!!

2026-02-27 04:32:23 UTC

OMG OMG OMG 💚

2026-02-27 02:08:26 UTC

https://www.rnz.co.nz/news/country/588168/fishers-living-the-funeral-of-low-salmon-fish-stocks-in-rakaia-river "The time has come where we need to start listening to what the science is telling us, and we need to take actions to manage the rivers adequately." Ya think? #nzpol #fishing #irrigation #environment

2026-02-27 00:23:27 UTC

https://www.rnz.co.nz/news/business/588147/kiwirail-triples-its-half-year-earnings-as-demand-rises YAY!! A good luck rail story at last! Bring back the trains!! Trains trains and more trains!! 🚂🚂🚂💚 toot toot

2026-02-27 00:13:14 UTC

https://www.rnz.co.nz/news/business/588140/have-benefit-sanctions-actually-worked George Craw, from Wellbeing Economy Alliance Aotearoa, said the country's economic settings deliberately tolerated a level of unemployment to take the heat out of inflation.
"In practice, that means keeping a pool of people out of work so the wider economy keeps ticking over. It seems extremely harsh to then intensify penalties against people who are unemployed in a system that structurally requires some level of unemployment to function." #nzpol #benefits #sanctions

2026-02-26 16:45:06 UTC

https://www.rnz.co.nz/news/political/588038/call-for-ministers-to-stop-derogatory-rhetoric-against-councils Hooray for Pita Tipene!!! Leadership! REAL leadership #NZPol #leadership

2026-02-25 19:29:16 UTC

https://www.rnz.co.nz/news/business/587958/is-it-fair-that-prices-rise-as-power-companies-bank-profits The price of generation had come down on the back of a good year for hydro power, he said, but retail prices did not change. "That's just printing money.” #nzpol #power

2026-02-24 19:41:03 UTC

https://www.rnz.co.nz/news/thedetail/587847/citizens-arrests-armed-guards-and-the-power-of-sunny-kaushal Serious concerns about paora tbf #nzpol #crime

2026-02-24 18:22:02 UTC

https://theconversation.com/new-police-powers-to-move-on-rough-sleepers-only-mask-nzs-deeper-homelessness-problem-276621
“Homelessness is systemic; quick-fix ‘solutions’ like move-on orders don’t solve anything.” #nzpol #homelessness #poverty #HousingFirst #movingon #onetermgovt

2026-02-23 20:37:57 UTC

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@nprofile…wj33 👍

2026-02-23 03:26:44 UTC

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@nprofile…fh5u hahaha

2026-02-23 03:25:00 UTC

I bet #NickyNoBoats took all weekend to come up with her lump of jelly comment #nzpol #SOTN

2026-02-23 03:23:37 UTC

https://www.scoop.co.nz/stories/HL2602/S00055/on-the-callous-short-sighted-moving-on-laws.htm
Chuck and Mary ffs You're not in murica now mr sorted but I'm sure murica will welcome you with open arms come nov 8
#nzpol #homelessness #housing #coalitionofcruel

2026-02-22 21:01:36 UTC

https://www.rnz.co.nz/ FIFTY EIGHT MILLION Resign now you incompetent miniature of ‘health’ #nzpol #healthcuts #cutskill #onetermgovt #FlickThePricksIn26

2026-02-22 19:38:06 UTC

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@nprofile…fh5u just fucking cruel. No other words

2026-02-22 01:13:15 UTC

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@nprofile…yzxf @nprofile…5mvz oh I say what a SPLENDID solution my good fellow said no leafy suburber nor housing minister <choke> ever

2026-02-21 21:10:43 UTC

https://www.nzherald.co.nz/nz/inside-invercargills-alcohol-monopoly-and-the-power-of-the-licensing-trust/premium/YLGSX4ZXKFB5RBAAXMNOD2IMW4/ Holy schmokes!! The harald is doing ā journalism!!!!! (I’ll have to trust that they are ackshilly doing a journalism cos paywall and no, no money for Harald from clarebear tyvm) #nzpol #alcoholpolicies #licensingtrusts

2026-02-20 04:42:27 UTC

"Workers will never forget this latest betrayal - the PSA will be reminding voters come the election what NZ First really stands for - putting the coalition government's business mates first, not New Zealand workers."
https://www.rnz.co.nz/news/national/587457/union-hits-back-at-nz-first-over-employment-relations-amendment-bill
#nzpol #EmploymentRelationsAct

2026-02-19 06:00:30 UTC

https://www.stuff.co.nz/politics/360940999/trans-tasman-resources-withdraws-application-mine-taranaki-seabed
VICTORY!
#nzpol #nomoreseabedmining

2026-02-17 05:14:03 UTC

On climate change, the government is behaving exactly like an alcoholic pouring out one more drink – it won’t make any difference, it's only one drink - instead of doing the hard work of abstinence.
https://www.scoop.co.nz/stories/HL2602/S00041/on-weather-climate-and-the-contest-between-act-and-nzf-for-the-braindead-vote.htm
#nzpol #weather #climate #braindeadvote

2026-02-14 05:57:55 UTC

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@nprofile…vvev @nprofile…xpag bingo

2026-02-12 05:42:56 UTC

https://www.rnz.co.nz/news/national/586697/health-nz-drops-plan-to-charge-market-rates-for-hospital-car-parking #FlickThePricksIn26 #nzpol

2026-02-09 22:08:32 UTC

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@nprofile…fh5u He's THRILLED!!!!!
Splendid.

2026-02-08 19:47:11 UTC

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@nprofile…fh5u ‘pleasantly surprised’ bwahahahahahaha

2026-02-07 23:23:54 UTC

https://www.rnz.co.nz/news/political/586227/who-membership-doesn-t-threaten-nz-s-sovereignty-walking-away-from-it-would Information sharing, early warning and coordination are not signs of weakness. They are tools that allow national governments to act decisively in their own interests. In practice, sovereignty has never meant standing alone. #nzpol #who

2026-02-06 23:32:08 UTC

Given the plethora of signs that any recovery will be (a) weak (b) delayed and (c) of prime benefit to the more affluent...why is the current government not facing the same barrage of sceptical/negative media coverage as was directed at its predecessor?
https://www.scoop.co.nz/stories/HL2602/S00012/on-the-not-good-very-bad-terrible-unemployment-figures.htm
#nzpol