Rev. Poppy Haze 𓅋

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2026-04-28 19:54:33 UTC

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Mobile AI datacenter trucks follow the soldiers, parasitic on fiber optic trunk lines or open a blind satellite dish eye to the sky. They slop out sanitized individual and unit documentaries, memorials for the dead, and, behind a paywall, uncensored daily kill compilations.

2026-04-28 19:35:28 UTC

Every soldier livestreams themselves in a future battlefield, shouting out viewers and taking donations, including selling the right to use their own death footage to an estate trust to provide for their next of kin if they die, PanoptiFans

2026-04-21 15:25:24 UTC

<catching child high on psychedelics for the first time> "We're going to do what I did when I was your age, we're going to watch Blue Velvet"

2026-04-11 14:42:01 UTC

technically, every DIY homemade tiki torch on a twee crafting website is a molotov cocktail recipe
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2026-04-09 20:48:54 UTC

i mentioned this before: Apple fired a killshot at the top end of the Chromebook range and at the bottom end of the Microslop Windows laptop range. This is probably an extinction level event for them.
esp with how everything is now a web app, less and less is OS specific.
https://www.theverge.com/tech/908328/macbook-neo-windows-laptop-competitors-asus-lenovo-acer-review-comparison

2026-04-02 18:41:39 UTC

The largest Hindu Temple in the Western hemisphere is in New Jersey
It may have been built by slave labor, shipped from the lowest caste in India, and many of the workers, banned from themselves worshipping, underpaid, are deathly ill from the work
https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/2026/apr/02/new-jersey-hindu-temple-lung-disease

2026-03-02 19:29:15 UTC

in America, due to Euclidean zoning, people can't convert a floor of their house into a restaurant and the red-tape is thick to do it properly
instead they sell food illegally on Facebook Marketplace and like, fr, just let homeowners by-right, do that
https://youtu.be/udtN8RWpzaY

2026-02-10 02:30:48 UTC

new analysis sez US Secret Service did a live unannounced cyberattack on airliners at DC National Airport creating false collision warnings to 10 airliners and it came from the Naval Observatory, official home of the Vice Prez
https://casd-lab.github.io/en/publications/2026-ndss-acas/
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2026-01-29 01:03:07 UTC

yeah doc just shoot me with the beam, biggest beam you got, real ominous if you got it
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2025-12-04 20:06:19 UTC

wow, just got my Marxists.org Wrapped for this year!
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2025-11-30 23:01:47 UTC

there’s a secret menu item at most fast food restaurants no one tells you about, Taco Bell, McDonalds, etc, called a “fistfight” you can order

2025-10-23 01:45:18 UTC

its funny how fluoride gets a bad rep when it's the most "natural medicine" discovery.
Scientists were like "some mountain kids got invincible teeth, lets test their spring water. Oh weird, the invincible teeth mountain spring water has fluoride in it, lets give it to everybody"

2025-09-29 18:21:39 UTC

FUCK THE BEES HAVE DISCOVERED BRUTALISM
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2025-09-21 16:19:33 UTC

just got my COVID and flu shot at CVS, fast and efficient, booked at 12:15, done by 12:18
No annoying questions or prescriptions

2025-09-13 14:12:30 UTC

speaking of deradicalizing children, i saw on the subway the legislature and Governor have banned smartphones "bell-to-bell" at NYC public schools starting this year
of course, medical and assistive devices are exempted
https://www.governor.ny.gov/programs/eliminating-distractions-new-york-schools

2025-08-30 15:50:19 UTC

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Unfortunately, a month after the tape was given to the NTSB, they confirmed that while it was a piece of the cockpit voice recorder rack, the tape was actually a Spanish-dubbed 18-minute recording of the 1966 "Trial by Treehouse" episode of I Spy, a rerun that was being transported on board.

2025-08-30 15:50:13 UTC

on 1 Jan 1985, Eastern Airlines Flight 980 slammed into an inaccessible glacier in the Andes. In 2017, after reading Wikipedia's "list of unrecovered flight recorders", a team of 5 climbers ascended the glacier, found a tape and a piece of wreckage labeled "CKPT VO RCDR" and gave them to the NTSB

2025-08-21 00:30:39 UTC

i love how insanely corrupt our mayor is
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2025-08-19 14:17:11 UTC

2025 is the 100 year anniversary of sticky tape!
Masking tape, the 1st adhesive tape, was invented in 1925 by 3M employee Richard Gurley Drew who noticed frustrated auto painters using butcher’s paper and glue to mask cars for painting then popular 2-tone paint jobs and stripes.
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2025-08-15 17:35:02 UTC

every “ancient tradition” was invented between 1848-1870 and every “modern perversion” is so ancient as to predate writing

2025-08-10 14:09:37 UTC

the funniest counterargument to the "Rods from God"™ kinetic strike proposal was that, if we could launch a tungsten telephone pole, why would we put in space?
It's the same kinetic energy on target if we launch from Earth and then drop it or drop from space, and it's cheaper to maintain it on Earth
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2025-08-06 02:41:26 UTC

if you're a democratic politician, now's the time to find out the names of your local national guard and military colonels, majors, and such, and give them a call

2025-07-30 01:25:03 UTC

Batman rips off Scarecrow's gas mask exposing him to his own fear toxin. He recoils at the hallucination, Batman and Robin, both with massive boobs, stepping on him
Scarecrow screams

2025-07-19 19:07:24 UTC

cyberpunk 2077's Phantom Liberty DLC mission chain is good, Mr. Hands as the scary fixer guy, and lez be honest, if you choose any ending but helping the girl go to the moon, what's wrong with you?

2025-07-08 14:30:39 UTC

every day Gen Z workers are “nano-quitting” by leaving at 5 or 6pm and only returning at 9am the next day!

2025-07-05 15:02:40 UTC

1922 Germany 100 mark notgeld made out of compressed coal dust.
In times of hyperinflation, they were given as salaries in lieu of worthless currency and could be burned as fuel to stay warm in the winter. Very rare and somewhat fragile
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2025-06-15 22:53:03 UTC

rewatching the original Mission: Impossible (1996) and it has Tom Cruise using Usenet and when he searches "Job", no results because no one online has a job

2025-06-06 02:06:29 UTC

7.65×25mm Borchardt cartridge was the 1st successful cartridge for semiauto pistols and father of all modern pistol ones, making revolvers obsolete. Based on a shrunken Patrone 88 and designed with 🇦🇹 Georg Luger, Borchardt refused to modify his gun so Luger made his famous Luger
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2025-06-05 14:42:39 UTC

all of that "THIS IS NOT A PLACE OF HONOR" stuff is way too cool to discourage future exploration. avoid spooky tomb aura as much as possible
make nuclear disposal sites with the same mood as highway rest stop museum, boring as hell, no mystery, who'd even want to read this shit

2025-05-21 02:17:08 UTC

do not wait to evacuate in a wildfire and you cannot survive in a filled bathtub.
Australian youtuber @ididathing1 does a controlled fire and it got so hot as be visibly boiling the water and the test raw chicken was cooked at the end.
https://youtu.be/TcHdXpi0MSc

2025-05-18 17:21:53 UTC

if you're wondering what's going on on twitter, a French "Edgelord" Vtuber is in hot water after it was revealed she's not a racist pedophile dating a foreign child

2025-05-09 00:32:44 UTC

Pakistan is claiming 5 kills on the IAF: 3 🇫🇷 Rafales, a 🇷🇺 MiG-29 and a 🇷🇺 Sukhoi Su-30MKI, were shot down using 🇨🇳 J-10C. The PAF is really enjoying their AESA radar equipped planes.
India has acknowledged losses but they won't say what. The Rafale have Meteor BVR missiles and AESA like the J-10C. I can imagine 🇫🇷 Dassault is anxious.
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2025-04-30 02:59:23 UTC

happy reunification day to Vietnam 🇻🇳

2025-04-29 20:49:49 UTC

dating a Proto-Indo-European girl and asking her to teach me 20% of all language

2025-04-04 13:53:57 UTC

just spotted 3 separate camera crews setting up by the NY Stock Exchange on my way to Broadway 📉
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2025-03-24 17:36:47 UTC

modern clockmaker uses period tools to make a copy of the Antikythera Mechanism and mentions something in the comments that modern watchmakers still use bow lathes to this day for precision tiny engineering and can hand fabricate air bearings
https://youtu.be/XwNqcm1o3pI

2025-03-22 02:08:51 UTC

a surreal series of photoshopped Metal Gear Solid codec call screens featuring actual Mao quotes, some paraphrased
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2025-03-10 17:52:35 UTC

a stealth video game called "GET DOWN MR. PRESIDENT" where you have to escape contrived scenarios in like Air Force One or like a bunker as someone attacks
highest level is 70 year old Prez with bad knees and low stamina

2025-03-09 04:15:41 UTC

It’s very normal for the colony keepers to use a thermal camera to locate seething swarms of flesh that have found their way into the walls
sometimes people see the drones first
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2025-03-06 20:27:02 UTC

brazilian bluesky has given me a terrifying recommendation, weigh your partner's balls every morning and night to ensure no unauthorized ejaculations

2025-03-01 23:44:36 UTC

just found the musical stage play adaptation of Revolutionary Girl Utena with English subs
https://youtu.be/0ebRdVnbj7o

2025-02-20 16:31:41 UTC

Microsoft's announcement that their new quantum chip has a new state of matter is such an audacious lie, just like Google's announcement their quantum chip calculates in parallel universes
sadly no journalist is smart enough to say "they're lying" on a newspaper so we're fucked

2025-02-05 02:37:10 UTC

incredible research here, using a virus to deliver a tiny molecular machine that recruits a DNA silencer already into a body to knock out endogenous prion disease, previously untreatable
it's even self-silencing so it doesn't attack other DNA sites
https://www.science.org/doi/10.1126/science.ado7082

2024-12-26 22:48:02 UTC

the terrible truth of straight girls for lesbians #关于被班上绿茶威胁那件事
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2024-12-26 18:27:06 UTC

so like Italy is a center of art because the Vatican ended up there and funded great works in the Renaissance, but what if Peter pulled a wildcard and decided he wasn't gonna be Bishop of Rome but decided to be Bishop of Spalato in what is now Croatia

2024-12-19 19:46:21 UTC

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2024-12-19 15:42:36 UTC

think of millipedes as the roombas of the forest floor. they eat discarded forest litter and turn it into soil so more plants can grow, and much like a regular roomba, they have hallucinogenic defensive fluids they sweat when attacked.

2024-12-19 05:00:40 UTC

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There's ancient alien tech on Mars! No, there's fucking hospital slums on Mars for all the healing that needs gravity for Inner 0s. Expectant mothers time their gestation and paychecks enough to land, birth, and go back up, they call them drop-and-pops.

2024-12-19 04:58:46 UTC

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They’re hiding ice creatures on Europa! They’re hiding the worst fucking ice mines in the system there. No, they’re not even hiding them, you can just find the Pan-Europan Settlement Agency health numbers from a livenet and see how many fucking birth defects per capita they have.

2024-12-19 04:26:09 UTC

You see these newsfeeds sometimes, conspiracy stuff, even out here in the void they think we can hide stuff from all the sensors a mech bristles with. I wish we were hiding something, aliens, extradimensional secrets, warp drives, something besides the all too human needs.

2024-12-19 01:22:41 UTC

an army marches on its stomach #幼女戦記 #砂漠のパスタ大作戦
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2024-12-12 22:08:06 UTC

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depleted uranium is a waste product and very cheap

2024-12-12 21:30:50 UTC

being fired from my job at the weighted blanket factory for suggesting the new super weighted blanket should use depleted uranium pellets

2024-12-11 13:31:45 UTC

The Blue Roof on Twitter is reporting on the testimony of South Korean generals w/r/t Yoon’s autocoup. They were trying to provoke North Korea into an armed conflict to then false flag assassinate parliament upon which martial law would be declared and the army would kill their own false flaggers

2024-12-10 18:40:24 UTC

don't ask and i'm wasting a lot of money but it turns out you can cook a corndog at 2km if you do it right
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2024-12-10 02:15:45 UTC

Cato, a Roman senator, when asked what was the most profitable venture, he replied: “Raising cattle successfully."
2nd best? “Raising cattle with fair success.”
3rd? “Raising cattle with slight success.”
4th? “Crops.”
“How about banking?”
Cato replied: “How about murder?”

2024-12-03 16:27:48 UTC

start every day at the snake farm by taking a sip of freshly milked venom. The delightful numbness racing down my throat and delirium once it hits my brain really helps me wake up

2024-12-01 23:31:17 UTC

the USDA doing nothing about the H5N1 flu outbreak in cattle is pushing beef prices up. Something like 10% of Texas's cows are dead and everyone's too scared to like... do infection control anymore????

2024-11-29 16:40:23 UTC

121.5 is the emergency aircraft frequency, and it is filled with pilots meowing. This is because someone at ATC is forced to listen to 121.5, emergencies are rare, so a meow is a little treat for them
Also it is because every pilot is cat- *hook yanks me offstage*

2024-11-28 02:46:50 UTC

its important to hold onto pain, it reminds me i'm human, right? because monsters don't feel pain, and i'm afraid if i stop, it would confirm what i already know

2024-11-23 20:50:17 UTC

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when I say "void", this is also an imperfect description. It's a void the same sense looking down in the deep ocean reveals a void. And much like glassy water, some people are want to use it like a mirror

2024-11-23 20:48:54 UTC

being attracted to dolls is fine, people who like the exterior, the aesthetics, that's normal. The danger are the people attracted to the interiority, or lack thereof, the void.

2024-11-22 05:15:55 UTC

this whole ICBM and nuclear policy thing is great for me, the idiot who broke her brain reading Rhodes’ giant tomes on the atomic and thermonuclear bombs when she was 12

2024-11-22 04:40:38 UTC

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they name tau and beta amyloid but since we don’t have a causative agent, like I dunno. Maybe we just need to put new brain fluid in

2024-11-22 04:35:45 UTC

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they open up the glympathic system to drain faster under the theory that clearing all waste products might help

2024-11-22 04:26:05 UTC

Chinese scientists may have found a surgical treatment for Alzheimer's.
A type of brain supermicrosurgery to improve glymphatic system flow to clear protein blockages resulted in improvements to cognitive and mood scores in dementia patients
https://gpsych.bmj.com/content/37/3/e101641

2024-11-21 18:27:02 UTC

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OH OF COURSE! Crime should be illegal. Weird that no one has ever thought of that.
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2024-11-21 15:39:33 UTC

lmao, a doctor friend said a mental patient smuggled a flipper zero into their hospital, cloned a nurse's keycard, and let themselves out before being discovered
guess the nurses thought it was a tamagotchi
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2024-11-20 20:47:14 UTC

oh huh, Biden changed the de minimis rules back in September and it kills the international dropshipping model. Customs duties & tariffs now apply, and the US buyer must file their social security number and file a safety compliance form.

2024-11-20 18:17:43 UTC

one funny result of Ukraine possibly running out of spare parts for US systems are mechanics turning to China for custom machining at scale and in aggregate 85 Chinese subcontractors can unknowingly assemble a full M2 Bradley

2024-11-16 03:00:56 UTC

quick question, anyone else find themselves recovering from being drunk, blacked out, or drugged extremely fast when necessary #裏世界ピクニック #othersidepicnic
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2024-11-15 16:41:59 UTC

eat pussy? no, you must taste pussy, first you waft, swirl to get the nose, a slurp to get mouthfeel, and then spit it out into a bucket

2024-11-10 21:48:44 UTC

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There’s 3 kinds of homeless:
1) 1 paycheck away from homelessness and that paycheck didn't come; 2) disaster like fire and waiting for insurance; 3) long term mentally ill or addicted and no intensive care available
3 different things but the same “symptom”, and each requires different treatments

2024-11-10 21:33:50 UTC

one important thing a city has to have is transient housing.
Students, discount travelers, job-hunters who may not stay in a city, and people who've suffered temporary setbacks, like a home fire and waiting on insurance to pay out
https://youtu.be/nlsEYOJDuZY

2024-11-09 16:17:05 UTC

people talking about how to bring manufacturing back to the US, the US is the #2 manufacturing nation behind China, and you need to bring back shop class
my high school made a Herculean effort to save shop class from the Admin who wanted to "save money", but we lost lathe time

2024-11-07 15:03:25 UTC

i keep rotating the words "the last anime store in the Donbas" in my mind
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2024-11-06 03:05:27 UTC

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organize your suffering friends together, for all you've lost, for the comrades you've lost. Eye for an eye, pain for pain, until the chains of retaliation bind you all together into one burning wreck.
There is only one vote that matters, the vote of the fires of hatred

2024-11-06 02:55:45 UTC

i think regardless of the results of this election, you should let your heart be consumed by a venom, the venom of revenge

2024-10-30 19:24:40 UTC

one of the fun parts of reading early modern military history is how often you see shit like “40,000 of my 90k soldiers don’t have shoes” and “I’m using a tourist map I borrowed from a resident” and “we ran out of hay and 1,000 horses died today”

2024-10-18 15:06:59 UTC

the word “petroleum” is “petr-oleum” or “rock-oil”

2024-10-11 02:59:45 UTC

There's lots of ways to abuse the PAN, the personal area network, having a 1st gen cyborg as a partner helps, because they didn't think so much about stopping us back then. I unlock my PAN and brush her skin and the sensation is immediate, it's instantly magnetic.

2024-10-10 21:33:55 UTC

Desmids have long fascinated microbiologists with mysterious intracellular crystals dancing in vacuoles. Many theories were proposed, but it was only until the electron microphone that we discovered they just thought they were pretty
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2024-09-26 00:21:21 UTC

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police are allowed to keep what they steal during drug raids so it's a profitable venture for them. Why would they stop?

2024-09-25 23:30:11 UTC

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yes, the cops monitor electrical power usage to detect weed grow ops. They often use thermal cameras on helicopters to see if your buildings have hot spots. This is technically legal.

2024-09-25 19:00:22 UTC

LAPD raided a med imaging clinic they thought was a weed grow op.
Moron cop walks into the labeled WARNING MRI and the magnet rips the AR-15 from them. The cop panics, leaves behind a full mag, and damages the MRI getting the gun back from the magnet. https://www.sfgate.com/cannabis/article/lapd-cannabis-mri-raid-19789448.php

2024-09-24 18:11:49 UTC

If you’re ever in a major disaster, calmly take out your phone and narrate what you’ve seen and heard so far without emotion or editorializing so the crash investigators have more evidence

2024-09-24 12:39:54 UTC

Kafka’s Euro Truck Simulator where customs, roadblocks for construction, and police activity route you through nightmarishly convoluted paths like getting to Italy from France via Poland

2024-09-16 00:20:57 UTC

There is an incandescent LED. Made like a LED, printed out like computer chips, BUT it glows yellow like a regular light bulb: the Solid State Incandescent LED, SSI-LED.
No more harsh blues or greens and it's in some products already
https://ieeexplore.ieee.org/document/7046985
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2024-09-08 20:06:27 UTC

Evangelion doujin where they talk about sweat pooling in their plugsuits and they mess around poking the little pools that form

2024-09-06 18:51:00 UTC

realized yesterday I have no idea how Soviet laser beam-riding ATGMs work because they don’t look at the target, they look back. The launcher splits a single beam into a matrix of modulated beams and the missile simply tries to maintain center of the pattern it expects

2024-09-05 18:48:56 UTC

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i was once using a portable stove so i smelled like smoke. Driver asks me what i was doing.
I told him NYU students hire me to man their BBQs because they're too scared to cook and work but they want the NYC backyard BBQ vibe.

2024-09-05 18:32:19 UTC

every ride with a talkative cab driver is an opportunity to make up an outrageous lie about yourself and just free ball it

2024-09-05 13:26:07 UTC

nightmare i had to treat some sort of alien radiation attack, and the treatment we got was injecting people with a bacterial toxin that causes a widespread allergic reaction and then hit them with an antihistamine
i joked we were making the immune system take a screenshot

2024-08-27 18:42:54 UTC

4 Feb 1993, a 5km wide light, brighter than the full moon slashes across Europe. It’s Znamya 2, an orbital mirror experiment led by Vladimir Syromyatnikov, which burns up hours later. More sunlight equals more agricultural capability but the collapse of the USSR ends the project.
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2024-08-22 18:04:12 UTC

meltdown of an experimental branding reactor at a marketing firm and they need a doctor of semiotics to untangle the mess
*walking up in a radiation suit to an office bloc*
"complete collapse of meaning, at least 2.8 kiloecos"
"my god, do you know what this means"
"no"

2024-08-17 00:01:03 UTC

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it's even' easier, all you gotta do is shove a USB drive into the keyway and turn the whole keyway and the car starts, any Hyundai or Kia from 2011-2022 is vulnerable to this

2024-08-16 23:56:05 UTC

one thing that's cool we aren't allowed to talk about is how Hyundai decided to save a few hundo on making their Kia cars by not adding immobilizers and now 50% of all car theft is that
no recall, no one at Hyundai gets punished, we all just gotta deal with it

2024-08-16 03:18:13 UTC

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punchline: she's fired for performance because the automated management systems were programmed to overload people to create perpetual crises and actually completing a day's work allows other employees to relax

2024-08-16 03:12:18 UTC

former mech pilot working at a sweatshop of a civilian company and scrounging together shit they can get legally to make bathtub combat drugs. Hacking up cables to plug their decommissioned neural port into their work computers. Nose bleeding, muscles aching, but the work is done

2024-08-12 01:07:16 UTC

some people assume they can't be gotten by the fae inside cages of iron and atop roads of steel, but that's not true. Please tell the MTA or NYPD's Department of Esoteric Enforcement if this has happened to you
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