Meljoann: #10kForMJ

Fedi Pop Star 🥇

Website: https://meljoann.com
H.R. album: https://faircamp.meljoann.com/hr
Music videos: https://tv.gravitons.org/c/meljoann/videos?s=1
Recent links: https://links.meljoann.com

Public Key

npub1f8tuackfk2twlsdd08x2dgmw4wegw7cg9mytgz8gkr9pwy33de6srl54ym

NIP-05 Address

meljoann_at_mstdn.social@momostr.pink

Profile Code

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relay.damus.io

nos.lol

Author Public Key

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Last Notes

2025-10-18 14:50:38 UTC

We recovered the final entry in Scout Hardcastle's disgusting diary. It's not fit for general public consumption, so only Mustics™ subscribers can read it.
I'm at 17 of me 185 subs goal! You get all my music albums as well, sooooo...
https://mustics.com

2025-09-13 17:21:35 UTC

During his life, Scout Hardcastle's free-spirited creativity struggled under the confines of the major label system. Now, he is free. RIP, sweet prince.
Read his story at: https://mustics.com
https://mustics.com

2025-08-30 17:21:57 UTC

Remember when Synergy Myers was offering AMAZING deals on life coaching? I snapped them up in 2020. My life has not improved since then, but it's only my own fault. I think I need another course of life coaching.
https://mustics.com

2025-08-16 17:59:26 UTC

It is such a tragedy my favourite book of all time — 'I Deserve This', by Dr. Synergy Myers — never received a finished audiobook release.
Thankfully, I rescued these raw gems from the dustbin of history. I'm sharing them with only the most LOYAL of paying Mustics™ customers.
https://mustics.com
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2025-07-26 11:00:50 UTC

JUST for Mustics™ Members! You get to see the worst experience of my entire life. Hooray?
Sign up to https://mustics.com ... you also get all my music.
https://mustics.com

2025-07-20 11:07:43 UTC

Mustics™ members just got more of my EXCLUSIVE talkshow interview.
Yes, the one that got me 100% CANCELLED 😢
I'm now at 17/185 of my Subs Goal! As I'm no longer ALLOWED to be a Content Creator, you can sign up at https://mustics.com to help me pick up the pieces of my life.
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2025-07-13 15:23:22 UTC

Bigging up the Fediverse on https://twitch.tv/goldenshrimpguild at 6pm BST 🫡

2025-07-05 17:43:34 UTC

Trembling as I write this. The Mustics™ superstar host announced me as their first EVER guest.
What happened next, I will regret for the rest of my life.
Next week, I will show the world.
https://tv.gravitons.org/w/4idKPpPAsuHGioXPTHambC
https://tv.gravitons.org/w/4idKPpPAsuHGioXPTHambC

2025-06-28 11:17:08 UTC

Today I want to share a classic self-help book, that helped me enormously.
https://tv.gravitons.org/w/tVvFbBE5K92QTA5PmpzTVo

2025-06-23 09:43:14 UTC

“I’m Queer and the Algorithm Hates Me”. Me and Dwayne made a radio show! Tonight at 5pm IST on DDR: https://listen.dublindigitalradio.com
Happy Pride season everyone xx
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2025-06-21 17:43:54 UTC

I was so excited by the prospect of being on TV, I may have ignored some big red flags
https://tv.gravitons.org/w/15bh6T6gTSye29ZzJZ2iv1
https://tv.gravitons.org/w/15bh6T6gTSye29ZzJZ2iv1

2025-06-14 16:00:37 UTC

Back when I was on Pitchfork, I got a LOT of exciting media offers. This one was perhaps the most exciting of all. I deeply regret what transpired
https://tv.gravitons.org/w/8Ei51MSvZB2QNk9ygzxuEf
https://tv.gravitons.org/w/8Ei51MSvZB2QNk9ygzxuEf

2025-06-07 13:00:17 UTC

In 2022, I appeared on a TV talk show that ruined my life. Go to https://mustics.com for the inside scoop.
Soon, I will tell the world.
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2025-05-31 13:00:25 UTC

My biggest ambition is to appear on 90s Jerry Springer or Ricki Lake... and find out if I SHOULD be ashamed of myself.
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2025-05-17 10:31:07 UTC

In the coming months, I'll tell my tale about when I went on THAT talkshow.
https://tv.gravitons.org/w/91vUMCBdjf23M3yNGVTkw5

2025-05-10 10:17:35 UTC

That time I had to justify myself on Jerry Springer
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2025-05-03 10:17:18 UTC

I was on Ricki Lake, back in the 90s
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2025-04-19 14:07:27 UTC

Mustics® subscribers just got:
- downloads of my new album 'Status'
- a download of 'Slimy Gurl' by Melli X
- another exclusive, juicy diary entry from Scout Hardcastle
Consider subbing on https://mustics.com, if you can! It's the best way to support my work, AND you get loads of extra stuff. FUCK yeah.
https://mustics.com

2025-04-05 12:19:52 UTC

I'm a Cover Gurrrllll 🎀
Dublin mag The Goo has made the mistake of interviewing me and letting my face be on the cover of their publication.
As usual, I was heavily "encouraging" people to join the Fediverse. Get ready for an influx of new Fedizens, and all because of this charming editorial image.
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2025-04-01 12:00:01 UTC

"Meljoann rebrands to 'Melli X', releases TikTok song about slime"
https://tv.gravitons.org/w/uP5WPikdeghTC45mBxKMmt
https://tv.gravitons.org/w/uP5WPikdeghTC45mBxKMmt

2025-03-22 19:00:21 UTC

Are YOU doing YOUR part to churn out new content for the great every-churning Content Machine?
Visit https://mustics.com to "learn more".
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2025-03-19 11:28:27 UTC

My dream: 185 subscribers on https://mustics.com! For £38 per year, you get:
- downloads & early access to all my music
- exclusive Mustics® stuff
- helping weirdo art in a world that HATES it
Totes understand if you can't afford. Consider telling a friend how great my music and vids are? They are GREAT.
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2025-03-15 19:00:14 UTC

Everyone has a role to play in the music industry. Mine is to listen to expensive expert advice.
Visit https://mustics.com to "get in on" my mentor's incredible mind.
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2025-03-14 08:00:24 UTC

My freakin' album is out today! Find it here:
https://distrokid.com/hyperfollow/meljoann/status
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2025-03-10 19:00:29 UTC

If you've ever wanted to talk to Dr. Synergy Myers, MD about your pathetic problems, now's your chance!
Also, I guess... it's my album release party.
Fri 14th March, 7pm UTC @ https://stream.gravitons.org
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2025-03-08 19:00:28 UTC

It may seem backwards to write songs about trending TikTok words, but that's just because you're NOT a Mustics® music marketing guru.
Visit https://mustics.com and get inspired.
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2025-03-05 11:24:35 UTC

At mustics.com, for only £38 a year you get all these goodies:
- download of my not-yet-released new album!
- downloads of ALL my music
- exclusive Mustics® "content" (videos, audiobook, diaries)
- early access to all my music and video releases
AND you are helping me make more stuff for you! Absolute bargain imho
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2025-03-01 13:00:56 UTC

How do you stay RELEVANT in the music industry in 2025? Well, I've won The Sound of Mustics® award, but that's only the first step.
Watch this wisdom-packed video at https://mustics.com
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2025-02-28 16:19:29 UTC

Noice review from Dublin mag The Goo!
Have a listen here: https://distrokid.com/hyperfollow/meljoann/translate-me
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2025-02-24 11:55:56 UTC

Next single is called "Data Ghost", and it's about slipping through the cracks in the algorithm.
I'm sure the algorithm will be appeased if you pre-save. Then again, maybe not? Probably not.
https://distrokid.com/hyperfollow/meljoann/data-ghost
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2025-02-22 13:00:34 UTC

It seems I have made a little mistake.
Luckily, my Business Mentor is here to explain how NOT to release music in 2025.
Watch me get torn to pieces at https://mustics.com
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2025-02-15 14:00:39 UTC

If you haven't heard about it yet, The Sound of Mustics® 2025 is an incredible opportunity for creators to "strut" their "stuff" on the World Stage.
https://mustics.com
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2025-02-12 12:50:04 UTC

My new album "drops", as they say, on March 14th. As you can tell by my disgusting artwork, it's mainly about how social media has given us all brainrot. Anyway, consider this my brand's "social media announcement" to you, the consumer.
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2025-02-05 19:01:00 UTC

What happened on THAT talk show. 'Secrets' - Meljoann.
#webcomic #popMusic #pop #music
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2025-02-01 18:39:38 UTC

The Sound of Mustics® 2025.
This is a stunning opportunity for content creators. Apply NOW!
Go to https://www.mustics.com to learn more.
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2025-01-15 19:36:22 UTC

An incredible self-help book by Dr. Synergy Myers is available on audiobook EXCLUSIVELY to Mustics® subscribers. Chapter 4 out now!
https://mustics.com
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2025-01-13 14:29:55 UTC

I am now at 93 glorious followers. Help me achieve even greater glory than this, by sharing this toot.
There is nothing in it for you.
#10kForMJ
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2025-01-11 18:16:03 UTC

Looking in the mirror, Scout asks The Fates if his sausage might ever truly “come in”.
https://tv.gravitons.org/w/2xc5jLEina9kh3EombK1dz
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2025-01-08 19:36:31 UTC

Those lucky Mustics® subscribers got another JUICY diary entry from Scout Hardcastle.
https://mustics.com

2025-01-04 18:16:03 UTC

The head is often made of wool.
https://faircamp.meljoann.com/hr/
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2024-12-28 15:26:01 UTC

As a festive thank you to Mustics® subscribers, I'm giving away download codes to my first EP: 'Tour Guide'. This seminal release was an absolute revelation to anyone who had the decency to hear it in 2009.
https://mustics.com

2024-12-14 19:24:05 UTC

Chapter 3 of THE classic Mustics® self-help book is out!
'I Deserve This: How I Climbed My Life Ladder', by Dr. Synergy Myers.
Mustics® subscribers can listen to to the audiobook on https://mustics.com
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2024-10-21 20:34:01 UTC

If you need to know if I'm a good enough person BEFORE you become one of 10k (future) followers, just check my alt @npub1nuu…gjr3
Look at it. I'm a decent, hardworking Fedizen
#10kForMJ

2024-10-14 20:34:01 UTC

This account exists for one simple reason. To achieve 10k followers.
#10kForMJ

2024-10-03 20:00:04 UTC

I am now at 64 followers, of my 10,000 follower goal! Incredible work by me.
Thank you to all of my followers, I love each and every one of you with my whole heart.
#10kForMJ #LetsDoThis #Incredible
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2024-09-30 15:09:28 UTC

It is with great pleasure that I announce my new venture: #10kForMJ. A campaign where I attempt to convince you (a Fediverse citizen), to follow me (a Fediverse citizen).
I am Meljoann, and I make extremely good music. The music industry wants me to "build a following" on Big Tech. I say we show them it's OK to tell Big Tech to simply fuck off. 10k followers style!
#music #art #randb #pop #cringe
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2024-09-03 08:28:58 UTC

Anyone on #spotify? Gimme a follow if you need something new to listen to!
https://open.spotify.com/artist/07UZ44ZNlh6DxdOMyWuJa8
Mutant electronic R&B, anti-capitalist songs.
The Spotify algo hates me, and according to the music industry that means I don’t exist? But Pitchfork liked my album sooooooo 👻

2024-08-29 15:25:44 UTC

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Yayy it’s still going! Thanks so much for boosting and liking Fedi, and thanks @npub1fqg…7yvt @npub1p09…m5vl that’s really kind! 🥰

2024-08-29 12:30:33 UTC

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hooray!! Thanks so much stux! 🤩🥰

2024-08-29 09:32:04 UTC

hey. if music can “go viral” on Fedi…
maybe artists won’t have to be bland enough for corpo clickbait algorithms 🌝
if you like strange R&B, please give this a shot.
#music #FediPlay
streaming links: https://distrokid.com/hyperfollow/meljoann/bye
Tagging some Fedi legends, hopefully one of you will like it! @npub1fqg…7yvt @npub19zu…0jum @npub1s20…twmm @npub1vl7…f6g0 @npub1p09…m5vl @npub1glt…3604 @npub14j8…pjuf
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