Dangerously Liberal Amy

Just here to make silly jokes and friends. South Dakota native in D.C. I don't shoot dogs. #pottery #tea #chocolate #puns #49ers #BikeDC #BikeTooter #cocktails #Crohns #POTS (not the ceramic kind). Terrible jokes autodelete after a week.

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2024-09-11 02:33:25

Wasn't this supposed to be 90 minutes? I need to go to bed! #USPol

2024-09-11 01:30:18

OH MY GOD THEY'RE EATING THE DOGS

2024-09-10 22:19:01

Got my flu and covid shots. ☺️

2024-09-10 02:56:19

It makes me happy when Aaron Rodgers is sad. 😂 #49ers #Niners #NFL

2024-09-09 23:18:17

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This will probably be the last machine we buy from them. It's not even a year old.

2024-09-09 23:17:38

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So #BustedPooter update. Velocity Micro wants him to send it back to Richmond. They can't tell him how long it will take to fix because they will have to send any broken parts back to the manufacturer for replacement.
This is bullshit, right? Should he just take it to a local shop? Know a good one? #Computer #Repair

2024-09-09 16:55:48

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Anyway, if that makes me a terrible person, then hi, I'm terrible.

2024-09-09 16:55:30

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It's also going to conflict with a work trip, which is a convenient excuse.

2024-09-09 16:54:54

My last living grandparent died today. Not planning to attend the funeral. She was awful to my dad when he was growing up and even more awful to my mom after he died. Me going is not going to bring comfort to anyone. Going to let my brother take one for the team this time.

2024-09-09 02:49:20

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I can't think if my inbox is a mess.

2024-09-09 02:48:52

I have 23 emails in my Gmail inbox. Mr. Blue has 23,614. 😂

2024-09-07 21:11:27

Mr. Blue is convinced that the older he gets, the more rapidly growing and voluminous his nose hair gets.

2024-09-07 20:33:38

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Probably going to have to send it back to Velocity, which is Not Optimal.

2024-09-07 20:33:07

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They think it's a short in the motherboard. Ugh. 😑 #BustedPooter

2024-09-07 17:17:53

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UPDATE: We haven't heard back yet on the diagnostic. Mr. Blue is growing increasingly stressed. You have no idea how much his gaming rig means to him. (Well -- this is Mastodon, you probably do.) He's distracting himself by refighting the Vietnam War on the dining room table. #BustedPooter

2024-09-07 14:18:58

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It's less than a year old, so this is pretty annoying.

2024-09-07 14:17:41

Thoughts and prayers.
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2024-09-07 01:04:38

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lol

2024-09-07 00:55:39

Mr. Blue says Dick #Cheney is not voting for Donald #Trump solely because he was unimpressed by Trump's inability to pull of a successful coup. #USPol

2024-09-06 22:06:38

You'd have to be an idiot (or extremely desperate) to be a lawyer who takes #Trump on as a client. My god. #USPol
https://wapo.st/3ARdSaZ

2024-09-06 21:52:46

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Or as I like to say: It pays to be a pessimist.

2024-09-06 21:52:21

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THIS IS MY LIFE MOTTO!!!

2024-09-06 21:42:54

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::Texas shows some leg::
::Florida bats eyelashes::

2024-09-06 20:18:37

Last boost: I don't particularly believe that, but I'll take it! #USPol #USPoll

2024-09-06 12:37:25

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#SadToots

2024-09-05 03:05:43

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I tell ya, it taint right

2024-09-05 02:45:12

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heh heh they said "snatch" heh heh

2024-09-05 02:44:20

I know I'm a 12-year-old boy because I snicker when I get alerts for "robbery -- snatch."

2024-09-05 00:33:50

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The idea behind this is that it doesn't look like much, but it's pretty good! (Kind of like our quarterback.) #NFL #49ers #FTTB

2024-09-05 00:27:00

It's Zoom #Cocktails with the In-Laws Night. Since we're all #Niners fans, we're having Mr. Blue's creation, the BROCKTASTIC PURDYTINI:
2 oz dry gin
3/4 oz dry vermouth
1/4 oz Licor 43
2 dashes orange bitters
Served up.
#49ers #FTTB #NFL

2024-09-04 22:00:33

"If it took having your own children to care about quality education, clean air and safe cities, then I have bad news: Parenthood didn’t make you less of a narcissist; it merely widened your umbrella of narcissism just enough to keep your own genetic offspring dry."
https://wapo.st/4cQqcFH #Vance #GiftLink #USPol

2024-09-04 17:50:17

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🟡🟡

2024-09-04 13:05:07

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Once had a hired driver tell me my dad would still be alive if we'd treated his cancer with apricot pits. 😡

2024-09-04 13:02:45

Which Metro stop name is funnier?

2024-09-04 12:58:05

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ughhhhh agreed

2024-09-03 00:39:13

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Mr. Blue wakes me up every morning. It's nice. 🥰

2024-09-03 00:38:31

Remembered to set my alarm clock.
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2024-09-02 22:20:35

Mr. Blue never watched "The Big Bang Theory" when it was on TV (even though it's right up his alley.) He's discovered it now and is slowly making his was through 13 seasons, or whatever it is. I enjoy hearing him chuckle over it. 🥰

2024-09-01 03:52:23

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lol

2024-09-01 03:30:38

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I downloaded Old Person Magnifier Phone App

2024-09-01 03:22:38

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I found a Google utility and downloaded it. 😐

2024-09-01 03:16:53

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I have a Pixel!

2024-09-01 02:41:33

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it was really small type

2024-09-01 02:40:25

I struggled to see the menu at dinner tonight.
SOMEONE NEEDS TO START CARRYING HER READING GLASSES.

2024-09-01 02:04:26

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🍫 🍩 🍪

2024-08-31 20:46:07

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Yeah, we usually use Carpano Antica and Noilly Prat. I just saw this and was curious if it's any good.

2024-08-31 19:16:46

Has anyone tried Lo-Fi Brand #vermouth? They have it at my Safeway. The price point suggests it might be good. Made in Napa.
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2024-08-31 16:43:27

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Last week, Cordial at the Wharf had four bottles of yellow, but no green.

2024-08-31 16:42:43

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ughhhhhh that's a bad sign since they seem to have everything. 😞

2024-08-31 16:15:51

#USPol #Trump
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2024-08-31 15:59:01

Mr. Blue and I are both under orders to buy Green Chartreuse the next time we see it. We're getting low, and it's super hard to find now. 😞

2024-08-31 14:16:59

Dug an oldie out of my drawer to wear today. #Trump #USPol
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2024-08-31 13:56:11

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I love derpy cats. Thanks for posting. 😀

2024-08-31 03:18:04

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Me to Mr. Blue: "That's like Nazi shit."
Mr. Blue: "Yep."

2024-08-31 03:02:07

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He's quite possibly the world's worst human.

2024-08-31 03:01:36

Good god: "Our country is being poisoned. And your schools and your children are suffering greatly because they’re going into the classrooms and taking disease, and they don’t even speak English,” #Trump said about immigrants crossing the border. https://apnews.com/article/trump-moms-for-liberty-election-2024-education-7b408b46f58c4ba6177f809c4d0b2fb2 #USPol

2024-08-30 21:26:07

I bought a no-iron cotton shirt from Lands' End and ... it doesn't need ironing? WHAT IS THIS MAGIC?!!

2024-08-30 20:46:20

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stop writing about me

2024-08-30 18:40:03

I would really love it if #Kamala #Harris wins and #Donald #Trump is so humiliated, he melts into a puddle of angry orange goo and we never hear about him or from him again. #USPol

2024-08-30 18:28:56

@npub1g02…h2fq HOW WILL ONE ACCOUNT CONTAIN ALL THE HUGS?!!

2024-08-29 11:25:19

I had the disturbing realization last night that this year marks 30 years since I graduated from high school.
😬

2024-08-28 22:40:19

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Good luck! ::crosses fingers for you::

2024-08-28 01:38:28

You'd think that "getting into a fist fight with staff at Arlington National Cemetery" would be a bridge too far for people, but nooooo
#USPol #TrumpIsTrash

2024-08-28 01:29:08

Mr. Blue got plowed into by a dickhead on an electric rental bike. Going really fast. On the sidewalk. Didn't even stop. (He's OK.) #BikeDC #BikeTooter

2024-08-26 23:29:12

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ewwwwww

2024-08-26 22:48:48

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Or maybe ham.

2024-08-26 22:48:33

I know it's rude to talk about how people look, but #Trump's face looks more and more like beef jerky every day. #USPol

2024-08-26 17:59:50

1. Visits #dentist.
2. Gets #tea stains scraped off teeth.
3. Returns home.
4. Immediately resumes putting tea stains on teeth.
😬

2024-08-26 15:42:02

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Caramel cheese? Is that the same thing?

2024-08-26 15:37:35

I bought some brown Norwegian #cheese at Safeway. ALL HAIL SKI QUEEN

2024-08-25 22:17:04

#PUMPKIN BREAD
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2024-08-25 20:33:07

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Companies. And no, they're not supposed to be left on sidewalks like that, but they always are. This was a particularly bad episode.

2024-08-25 19:38:46

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(I just made up #ClayTooter -- that's not an actual hashtag on here. Maybe it should be!)

2024-08-25 19:38:02

I #biked to #pottery and trimmed my little lidded pot! #ceramics #BikeDC #BikeTooter #ClayTooter
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2024-08-25 01:00:24

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We were just discussing this -- Ohio actually has pretty strong cocktail credibility. (The Kahiki Restaurant and Bar, etc.)

2024-08-25 00:48:53

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OK, this one is REALLY good. But it looks DISGUSTING. Like a sink backed up, lol.

2024-08-25 00:42:19

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Up next is the Trail Mix, a #cocktail from the great state of Ohio: https://www.watersheddistillery.com/stories/survival-menu

2024-08-25 00:41:12

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This was pretty good! Like the love child of a margarita and mai tai. Call it a Margaritai. Or a Mai Tagrita. #Cocktail #USPol

2024-08-25 00:15:45

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You will see that some of these drinks are only tangentially related to the state they're representing.

2024-08-25 00:14:58

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OK! First up is #Nevada. In honor of Sen. Jacky Rosen, we have a Pinky Gonzales. Basically a tequila mai tai. Seems Vegasy. https://www.diffordsguide.com/cocktails/recipe/17013/pinky-gonzales #cocktail #USPol

2024-08-25 00:12:10

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We did not include Michigan or Arizona this time because we needed to limit it to five states. Sorry, Elissa Slotkin and Ruben Gallego. (Ruben won last time anyway.)

2024-08-25 00:10:30

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A reminder of how this works: Five states. Five Senate races. Five (half) #cocktails. Winning drink earns a $50 donation to that state's Democratic candidate.

2024-08-25 00:08:21

ARE YOU READY FOR A U.S. SENATE RACES #COCKTAIL CONTEST?!! #USPol

2024-08-24 23:24:38

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I don't even know where I report it.

2024-08-24 23:19:27

There's so much electronic litter (scooters and bikes) on the corner of 9th and Maine Ave. SW that is someone in a wheelchair would be shit out of luck. This infuriates me.
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2024-08-24 20:27:06

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Yes, I tried huckleberry beer in Idaho once and it was wretched.

2024-08-24 20:16:21

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might as well be

2024-08-24 20:10:57

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Anyway, if you'd like to follow along and see which state wins, we'll start around 8 p.m. or so!

2024-08-24 20:08:40

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Even their distilleries have shitty recipes. And they all make huckleberry booze. Nobody wants that.

2024-08-24 20:08:09

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Related: DO YOU KNOW HOW HARD IT IS TO FIND DECENT COCKTAILS WITH SOME KIND OF TIE TO MONTANA?!! That place is definitely a beer state.

2024-08-24 20:04:46

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So what does this mean? Five battleground states. Five (split) #cocktails. Winning state gets a $50 campaign donation to the applicable Democratic Senate candidate. #USPol

2024-08-24 20:02:10

Folks! Tonight we're doing Pandemic Home #Cocktails, and the theme is Important-Ass Senate Races! #USPol

2024-08-24 16:13:45

HERE I AM