Kacho

@npub1v7t…ck6k I met this girl I was really digging and just found out today she's married. So no go with her, and now I'm consoling myself by eating pizza and nuggies like an autistic 12 year old.

2023-11-03 13:12:31 UTC

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@npub1j3v…qxec @npub1sl8…5emg @npub1zsu…kv6t standing behind the girl with the biggest boobs during the next hurricane or tornado

2023-11-03 13:12:08 UTC

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@npub1j3v…qxec @npub1zsu…kv6t No, I'd probably buy transformers or a big bag of reese's pieces instead

2023-11-03 13:05:06 UTC

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@npub1j3v…qxec @npub1zsu…kv6t You've seen my cat before. I dunno what a cat wheel is tho I just want some benji hundos.

2023-11-03 13:02:48 UTC

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@npub1j3v…qxec @npub1zsu…kv6t gibs me dat

2023-11-02 16:07:16 UTC

This Chinese place near me has these angry descriptions telling people their chow mein, which literally means fried noodles, does not contain noodles. What.
https://maymays.breastmilk.club/media/50b0970a35b36dc5c6de859ee7322f0683baeffd3e4d56aa956389959d79ca33.png

2023-10-31 12:48:36 UTC

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@npub1v7t…ck6k @npub1z2l…hn05 cool get those stinky things out of here

2023-10-30 23:48:42 UTC

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@npub1msm…0dqu Brisket, ribs, chicken wings, etc

2023-10-29 17:48:14 UTC

Why are chinese places so complicated. I don't want your mixed veggies or your huge bowl of shitty sauce. Just give me a plate of fried chicken and shrimp Chan smfh.

2023-10-28 20:17:42 UTC

filament dance
https://maymays.breastmilk.club/media/fdbaa5889bfec8732e568b60bd2bda2f09217ae2ca386dcbd044a173b2348af7.webm

2023-10-25 04:56:02 UTC

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@npub1zhj…kmgu snow is gay if i see snow i'll whup its ass

2023-10-25 02:29:57 UTC

The Virgin Buddha: Blah blah blah attachment karma suffering enlightenment blah blah blah
Some Chad Indian Guy: Nigga Cat. Nigga Chicken.
I know which ideology I support.

2023-10-24 21:18:37 UTC

Fuck you google I will never EVER watch your gay ass ads

2023-10-24 21:12:18 UTC

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@npub1v7t…ck6k terrorism

2023-10-23 15:44:13 UTC

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@npub1v7t…ck6k It's a prisoner in the phantom zone now

2023-10-22 16:52:59 UTC

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@npub13wh…wvah @npub1zhj…kmgu cum

2023-10-20 23:12:04 UTC

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@npub1j3v…qxec Your hair is fine

2023-10-20 20:54:01 UTC

Your haircut isn't cute. It's not quirky. You look like a wet golden retriever. Wash your hair bitch.

2023-10-20 20:30:08 UTC

>new kitchen nightmares
oh shit

2023-10-20 14:55:50 UTC

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@npub1v7t…ck6k You should make me a scalemail codpiece. I'll let you take my measurements.

2023-10-19 16:53:52 UTC

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@npub1226…sgdq Don't name him after a pony please. Name him something cool. Like Kacho.

2023-10-17 19:53:01 UTC

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@npub19uj…ctex @npub1v7t…ck6k celts are also contemporary gigachads
t. part irish

2023-10-17 19:50:01 UTC

petitioning the mexican government to officially change the name of the burrito to the 'boobito'

2023-10-16 13:25:54 UTC

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@npub1j3v…qxec what a weird cast

2023-10-15 12:15:28 UTC

Carrie has the weirdest cast. Seeing Travolta hang out with Switek from Miami Vice is weird.

2023-10-15 12:15:02 UTC

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@npub1v7t…ck6k sorry i'll be quiet

2023-10-14 18:21:29 UTC

I think we should shoot a nuke at the sun and eclipse it PERMANENTLY

2023-10-13 17:55:35 UTC

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@npub1v7t…ck6k @npub1g25…sf8g No one knows what a cm is, speak American

2023-10-12 00:18:43 UTC

tfw batman will never sarcastically call you puddin

2023-10-10 11:34:58 UTC

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@npub1v7t…ck6k The Wire sucks. You might like The Shield. That's my favorite tv crime drama from that era.

2023-10-09 22:52:34 UTC

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@npub1v7t…ck6k SATANIC BLACK MAGIC

2023-10-08 14:14:19 UTC

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@npub1cdj…jev5 @npub1a7g…xfk2 @npub16w4…n8hq you know what they say about cats with big ears

2023-10-04 01:40:07 UTC

I recently watched Lego Movie 2 and this is very embarrassing and shameful for me to admit but I have that Queen Whatevra song stuck in my head

2023-10-03 13:41:58 UTC

me irl
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2023-09-24 10:10:19 UTC

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2023-09-23 07:30:35 UTC

popeye but he eats kale instead of spinach because he's a l*beral

2023-09-17 20:33:20 UTC

Women are sick and my righteous fury is an important part of their medicine regimen.

2023-09-17 20:17:09 UTC

cornbreads little socks

2023-09-15 14:00:11 UTC

>they released Iria on BS
sheeeit

2023-09-15 13:12:09 UTC

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@npub1j3v…qxec @npub1e8v…s7yy @npub108p…yev6 I like the original Ian Fleming novels a lot more than the movies and Cavill is Fleming's Bond in the flesh. Tim Dalton was the closest so far and he got fucked out of making more than two movies because of a rights dispute. The only Bond movie since Dalton's two that I think was actually good was Casino Royale.

2023-09-15 13:07:18 UTC

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@npub1j3v…qxec @npub108p…yev6 @npub1e8v…s7yy You know what I think about every day is that the perfect person to play Bond exists (Henry Cavill) and is prime for the role right now, but our culture is so far gone EON will cast an effeminate beta male or a non white instead. We're getting fucked out of so much good stuff left and right.

2023-09-15 02:40:57 UTC

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@npub1e5r…k5ld Ask her what her bra size is

2023-09-08 20:07:12 UTC

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@npub1j3v…qxec @npub15t4…07eu Who is this fag

2023-09-07 13:43:04 UTC

Don't let Ruina see that

2023-09-04 13:43:34 UTC

Would you rather be Batman and bang Catwoman or be Nightwing and bang Starfire?
One of the most important questions facing humanity today.

2023-09-03 22:36:04 UTC

im gonna shove some paper up your cooter and turn you into a fortune cookie

2023-09-03 22:26:22 UTC

need a chinese slave i mean wife to make me pepper steak every night or else

2023-09-03 10:15:02 UTC

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@npub1j3v…qxec @npub1k9a…m3yh Local bakery ones were good. Entenmann's were just alright.

2023-09-03 09:15:42 UTC

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@npub1j3v…qxec @npub1k9a…m3yh I got pumpkin spice donuts forced on me by a femoid.

2023-09-03 08:23:45 UTC

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@npub1j3v…qxec @npub1k9a…m3yh Rather have a cat pilot than a female one

2023-09-01 12:15:47 UTC

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@npub1zhj…kmgu @npub1mjr…w8z3 sounds like horse food to me oatmeal more like goatmeal

2023-09-01 08:43:56 UTC

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@npub1j3v…qxec @npub1m2n…dn34 @npub1nep…5gyq @npub1php…6l98 oh kathy lee youre such a special woman to me how id love to lay you down and lick every inch of your body with my tongue

2023-08-31 10:39:28 UTC

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@npub1x5c…m07a @npub1rr0…d2c9 @npub176q…lzcq I'll even make you wear a collar

2023-08-31 09:49:07 UTC

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@npub1mjr…w8z3 @npub16uu…2fmf he works hard for the money so you better treat him right

2023-08-31 09:45:08 UTC

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@npub1x5c…m07a @npub1rr0…d2c9 @npub176q…lzcq I'll make you do it. Your husband doesn't need to know.

2023-08-30 15:49:47 UTC

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@npub1mjr…w8z3 @npub1xyr…yavs @npub1zhj…kmgu @npub1yqa…n4ev They were still playing it on Boomerang 15-20 years ago

2023-08-30 15:45:19 UTC

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@npub1mjr…w8z3 @npub1xyr…yavs @npub1zhj…kmgu @npub1yqa…n4ev over hill and highway the banana buggy goes bringing you the banana split show oh wait wrong television programme

2023-08-27 13:03:52 UTC

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@npub1mjr…w8z3 how about a grilled ham and cheese with pea soup

2023-08-26 15:13:46 UTC

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@npub1cdj…jev5 I'm tellin Mr. Kitter you're posting dirty pics of him on line

2023-08-26 15:00:08 UTC

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@npub1cdj…jev5 My cat will spend the entire day under the blankie like this if I let her

2023-08-24 13:23:09 UTC

If I'm elected President I'll build a recording studio in the prison so R Kelly can finish Trapped in the Closet

2023-08-16 08:41:36 UTC

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@npub1mjr…w8z3 @npub1zhj…kmgu @npub1x6h…c3yv I downloaded it silly

2023-08-16 08:22:31 UTC

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@npub1zhj…kmgu @npub1mjr…w8z3 @npub1x6h…c3yv It's 265 which isn't supported here

2023-08-16 01:14:11 UTC

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@npub1j3v…qxec @npub1cdj…jev5 Someone actually got me a box of donuts today

2023-08-15 09:38:48 UTC

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@npub1rzr…wjau @npub1w5p…7gzp It's real

2023-08-15 09:36:22 UTC

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@npub1mjr…w8z3 To fan yourself duh

2023-08-15 09:33:59 UTC

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@npub1mjr…w8z3 I need to get a new one, the one I had fell apart. They are actually really useful.

2023-08-15 09:26:14 UTC

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@npub1mjr…w8z3 An ornate chinese folding fan

2023-08-15 09:24:29 UTC

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@npub1mjr…w8z3 Lego set 8506 Throwbots Rock

2023-08-15 00:53:11 UTC

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@npub1j3v…qxec @npub1cdj…jev5 Caught the wu flu from my niece again 🥴

2023-08-15 00:43:08 UTC

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@npub1cdj…jev5 I need to make some but I'm sick and too tired to get up

2023-08-14 01:19:32 UTC

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@npub1cdj…jev5 This looks like a cannibal pineapple, he probably drinks pina coladas.

2023-08-13 04:19:36 UTC

How the fuck did it take them this long to add tab scrolling to chromium smfh fam

2023-08-07 04:55:06 UTC

rick the hamster

2023-08-07 02:53:07 UTC

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@npub1j3v…qxec Just seeing if you heard about it since I know you like the zombies

2023-08-07 02:51:36 UTC

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@npub1v7t…ck6k Being broken by someone else in bed is good, being broken by the bed itself not so good

2023-08-07 02:50:31 UTC

@npub1j3v…qxec https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yhbWaJaYDiY

2023-08-05 22:00:41 UTC

Man the biological clock animals have is crazy. My cat will lay still in bed all day but the instant the clock hits 6 she is up being a nuisance. Never fails.

2023-08-04 23:29:33 UTC

Batman doesn't like it when you fuck with his lambo
https://maymays.breastmilk.club/media/733c76ebba3f69f96f13e62b613c815ca94029132047d08afb6223d572ed5108.jpg

2023-08-04 15:45:57 UTC

Since someone finally retimed the existing Kirby subs and remuxed the BD rips I am now starting my personal reencode of the series. Pray for me.

2023-06-13 23:54:48 UTC

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@npub1fzm…w0hr @npub1gv9…66j8 @npub1nl9…axrx She's made the same lame accusation before. DMing someone on fedi a few times over the course of several months isn't in the ballpark of harassment or stalking. Being angry with someone and arguing with them occasionally isn't stalking. What she's doing to me right now with your help does feel a little sick and stalkerish though.

2023-06-13 23:49:59 UTC

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@npub1fzm…w0hr @npub1gv9…66j8 @npub1nl9…axrx We might as well talk about what Santa is bringing you for Christmas. That's just as real.

2023-06-13 23:41:11 UTC

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@npub1fzm…w0hr @npub1gv9…66j8 @npub1nl9…axrx I really don't care what you think. I'm uncomfortable with sharing what I've already shared, it was for my eyes.

2023-06-13 23:31:05 UTC

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@npub1fzm…w0hr @npub1gv9…66j8 @npub1nl9…axrx Actually I liked what she had to say. I thought she was being honest and vulnerable for once. But after slandering me and sending you after me I can see she was just saying whatever she thought she needed to say, as usual.
Tell her to leave me alone. I want nothing to do with her. I only wanted her to leave when I cared for her. Because you're right, this place is unhealthy and she has an unhealthy relationship to it. Even I didn't realize how unhealthy until a couple weeks ago. But she's nothing to me now. I don't care what she does. She can stay on here the rest of her life hurting herself and others for all I care.

2023-06-13 23:27:58 UTC

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@npub1fzm…w0hr @npub1gv9…66j8 @npub1nl9…axrx No thanks. Our private business isn't everyone else's business.

2023-06-13 23:26:53 UTC

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@npub1fzm…w0hr @npub1gv9…66j8 @npub1nl9…axrx I don't have much else to say. She wronged me. Her poor choices and dishonesty caught up with her and instead of accepting it she's lashing out. When she deleted her instance she was the one apologizing to me and promising to leave me alone. I blurred most of this for the sake of both of our privacy but it's pretty clear. If I knew she'd pull this I would have grabbed our Matrix logs, just didn't think I'd need to.
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2023-06-13 22:15:21 UTC

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@npub1fzm…w0hr There's not much to address. She's lying. It's what she does. I'm not interested in engaging in petty internet drama you want to start on behalf of the girl you simp for.

2023-06-13 21:09:28 UTC

Oh cool crazy people are lying about me again.

2023-05-28 17:31:03 UTC

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@npub1y6t…9wl9 @npub175d…wrtj @npub1g0u…3vfw @npub14gg…79df @npub1pnp…52zw That woman needs to lose some weight and put some lotion on.

2023-05-28 17:28:23 UTC

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@npub1pnp…52zw @npub175d…wrtj @npub1g0u…3vfw @npub1y6t…9wl9 @npub14gg…79df The world is 157 years old. Fact. Dinosaurs are a lie people believe because they are weak. Fact.

2023-05-20 18:57:46 UTC

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2023-03-30 04:18:37 UTC

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#[0] #[1] #[2] Teach her about old maids before she becomes one

2023-03-30 04:10:14 UTC

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#[0] #[1] #[2] I can do the bridge shuffle. I can even do a one handed cut. 😎

2023-03-30 04:08:07 UTC

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#[0] #[1] #[2] Shuffle? What you talking about? Cards?