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His name was Robert Plapjak.

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2024-08-28 14:23:13

Fuckin' @Dan_Hulson got me into an Oasis mood today now. Going to blast this omw to work at 88mph out of respect for the closest thing Engerland ever got to a second comin' of the beat'ls.
All your dreams are made
When you're chained to the mirror and the razor blade
Today's the day that all the world will see
Another sunny afternoon
Walking to the sound of my favourite tune
Tomorrow never knows what it doesn't know too soon
Need a little time to wake up
Need a little time to wake up, wake up
Need a little time to wake up
Need a little time to rest your mind
You know you should so I guess you might as well
What's the story, morning glory?
Well?
You need a little time to wake up, wake up
Well?
What's the story, morning glory?
Well?
Need a little time to wake up, wake up
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2024-08-25 20:59:14

Yeah, idk. Maybe I'm a fag but I don't think you should dig up bodies from the Eastern Front if you're not returning the remains to the families.
https://youtube.com/shorts/ZgtAy7xWDM4

2024-08-05 17:22:25

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Bro the early 2000's was a playground and I was a fuckin' degenerate. All you have to do is be 6ft, not fat, & have charisma. You didn't even have to be "hot or in shape." Just find gorl, make laugh, take home to your hot tub.

2024-08-05 17:17:58

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I may or may not have fumbled the bag with her because I banged the band groupie / photog that used to "cover the local music scene" and she was pretty torn up about it. I didn't realize we were dating but she thought we were.

2024-08-05 17:15:14

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Nah, I was a sales guy / played guitar in a band. She was a goth girl making shitty synth music and dressing like a nerdy vampirella every day and wore black lipstick and clear glasses. It was only natural we hooked up. I don't have any social media but one of my friends pulled her up the other day and she's still a fuckin' smoke show & she became a mortician. Lmfao.

2024-08-05 17:03:13

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Yes you will. I believe in you. But also, this was pre-Tinder / beginning of social media age where it was still possible to get girls because of Facebook was only open to college students. So it was wayyyy easier to cold approach.

2024-08-05 17:00:54

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I used to have real jobs! Then I grew up. But tell me selling guitars and getting BJ's from the front counter girl in the stock room isn't "real work."

2024-08-05 16:41:57

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Every mechanic-shop shidder had a snap-on White bitches in bikini calender and a disgusting stack old playboys in the bathroom. Why on gods green earth would you want to either: get a boner and have your dick touch the underside of that toilet seat, crank one out at work?? Crank one out while waiting for your brake job to be done??? Crank one off cause all the grease on your hands is like automatic lubrication? I never understood the boomers idea of "Let me get a hard on while taking a shit. Like who tf started this?? It's unbelievable gross. Plus the locks always broken and after the 80th time Ms. Novembers tits didn't rustle my jimmies the same.

2024-07-27 03:01:25

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Nigga did you say ONE HUNDRED MILES OF RUNNING???????

2024-07-25 22:08:46

6:60 PM. :MonkaThink:
6:60 PM. :pepeDread:
6:60 PM. :monkaGun:
IT'S FUCKIN' 7PM.
#note1y2x…00px

2024-07-22 14:43:59

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WE CAN'T HAVE FUCKIN' ANYTHING MAN. WHAT THE FUCK. :whyMelt:

2024-07-15 16:01:36

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Right here. This nigger right here.

2024-07-15 15:58:40

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It's Fred Armisen but even gayer, jewy-er, and liberaler.
I do want some locally sourced artisanal light bulbs though.

2024-07-15 15:53:04

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Correct. Make them new again & use them. They'll last another 60yrs.

2024-07-10 16:05:34

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Definitely check for ticks before roasting. You don't want that Lyme disease seeznun.

2024-07-10 15:51:54

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Yeah, me woife organizes everything on physical calendars and runs the family linked calendar for all events, Birthdays, vacations etc. She physically pays all the bills (by check no less. She's 25 but a boomer at heart) and she tries to keep my spending in check. But considering I do unconventional work she can't really track my spending. I just stuff money in the accounts and she makes it happen. I'd be lost without her. She cooks us all 3 meals a day, plans all of our play dates, dinners with family, and small trips (like the zoo and shit) usually if I plan something I'm like "were driving 800 miles to this obscure spot to see some cool little flame in a waterfall. We'll figure it out after. Oh look! There's a casino nearby. LOVE YOUUUU BYE!

2024-07-06 21:15:44

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I am NOT a big gold guy. I really prefer silver as a precious metal. Gold gets too niggardly for my taste but there's just enough on it that I don't mind. Plus it's not sith colors. It's the Holy Trinity.
It's Red, White, & Black. Blood, Light, & Death. Remind you of anything? :windmill_of_friendship:

2024-07-06 21:06:31

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I ordered the Ken. I still want the Guile but I wasn't a big fan of the dog tags on the Guile. To be fair I am the height of tacticool spergfag as it is.

2024-07-06 21:02:55

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I also already have like 7 red/black watches. 🤫

2024-07-06 00:37:22

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can't go wrong with that choice!

2024-07-05 16:27:19

Poast gets to choose my next frivolous purchase. A Seiko Sports 5 Limited Edition Street Fighter Collaboration mechanical watch.
Either Camo face Guile RPF: SRPK121 (I love camo)
Or
Red/Black Ken. Ref: SRPK021 (Red/Black/White is thee Holy Trinity & my favorite color combos)
I already have watches in both Olive Green & Camo but I found a deal too good to pass and time is limited.
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2024-06-17 04:39:10

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I am so back after that .gif beat down by sui.

2024-06-17 04:37:14

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It's not even possible to form a response to this. I am rekt.

2024-06-17 04:34:33

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Wait a minute... Opioids make you constipated. I declare shenanigans! MODS!!!!!!!

2024-06-16 19:52:39

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I don't understand how they conquered the world but are now crumbling at home due to sub 80° temps?
Nigger I grew up in -20° F windchills with feet of snow in winter & 90° summers with ridiculous humidity. Bongs are seriously bitch made. (Or they're pushing the global koike agender of "Global Warming" ™️