「CM VRISKA」

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Queen of the Spiders
Adaptive Variant
Lesbian

Welcome to my house. Come freely. Go safely; and leave something of the happiness you bring!

Public Key

npub1dqu4zrq98z0mhdhmudvt5ew36462tjdm6uc3d3u6zr8w5ed24fuqj0kmly

NIP-05 Address

vriska@lizards-live.mostr.pub

Profile Code

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Last Notes

2026-07-17 00:38:38 UTC

what software do people use for music libraries now? i want something that has the same "look at all the album art at once" features of 2012 itunes

2026-07-16 20:30:19 UTC

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2026-06-22 12:30:59 UTC

it kind of seems like the only thing AI is actually useful for at all is programming and every other usage of it is on a spectrum from "harmlessly shit" to "actually evil"

2026-06-10 02:10:05 UTC

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@nprofile…pgx0 I've been too busy winning money on basketball bets to follow my white collar gambling apps but even if you get a 6 month put minute one you're gonna make money. Even if Elon was the most stable genius in human history it's insanely overvalued. It's gonna crash so hard at first

2026-06-10 01:56:30 UTC

If you're not buying 6 month puts on the GayseX ipo you're ngmi

2026-06-10 01:38:32 UTC

Americans are very deeply spiritually sick people

2026-05-15 08:13:58 UTC

Never ask a woman her age, a man his salary, or Joseph joestar what side he was on in ww2

2026-03-28 10:42:02 UTC

Cow tools
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2026-03-25 04:30:52 UTC

one of my least favorite types of guy who is "into politics" is the type of guy who thinks the head of state controls/decides the gas prices

2026-03-24 01:02:20 UTC

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@nprofile…xsvf fail entirely to see what covid has to do with being mailed a package of stuff in sealed slipcovers lmao

2026-03-23 17:36:04 UTC

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@nprofile…g80s it was searchable in the files lol

2026-03-23 17:32:13 UTC

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@nprofile…g80s the funniest part of the Epstein files was musk begging to be invited to child rape island and even they thought he was an insufferable loser

2026-03-23 07:07:43 UTC

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2026-03-22 11:32:10 UTC

yeah fuck it why not
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2026-03-21 23:43:16 UTC

Subgenius > discordianism

2026-03-20 06:55:10 UTC

teach a man to fish, never wish
teach a fish to man, thats a plan

2026-03-20 04:24:38 UTC

"should I get into Homestuck in 2026" is like asking if you should get into putting your hand into a hot sandwich press and keep it there for six hours in 2026

2026-03-20 04:00:28 UTC

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@nprofile…dcn3 how do you even know so much about Homestuck are you gay or something

2026-03-20 03:58:01 UTC

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@nprofile…dcn3 I wasn't I was dating a 28 year old in 2016
I didn't even date 14 year olds when I was 14. I dated a 35 year old when I was 17 lol

2026-03-20 03:52:34 UTC

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@nprofile…dcn3 I'm 32 and I'm not even attracted to anyone younger than me by a day tf you mean

2026-03-20 03:44:44 UTC

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@nprofile…dcn3 first of all all vriskas are gay second of all the fish troll is meenah third of all I'm not dating anyone fourth of all I'm not a pedophile fifth of all you're mom

2026-03-20 03:23:28 UTC

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@nprofile…dcn3 are you calling me (Vriska)

2026-03-20 01:47:22 UTC

what is the meaning of this shit???
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2026-03-20 01:45:25 UTC

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@nprofile…5kp5 actually this is better than modern game freak writing

2026-03-20 01:18:43 UTC

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2026-03-19 04:38:20 UTC

trump second term is making trump first term look like the best presidential term of all time in comparison when trump first term made bush look good

2026-03-18 02:02:29 UTC

does anyone want to buy my record collection? it's pretty large (200-300 lps and a bunch of 45s) and features a lot of rare/limited press stuff. 80s New Wave, Detroit noise, hip hop, art pop, Golden age of indie, p4kcore, lots and lots of stuff. will ship from Minneapolis. I figured I'd ask here before I tried to get my brother to deal with local stores there or I had to go on eBay or discogs.

2026-03-09 09:03:48 UTC

1) cover yourself in oil
2) wait for it to rain

2026-03-09 07:45:07 UTC

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@nprofile…m69m I also dont give a fuck about what happens to europe.

2026-03-09 06:14:40 UTC

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2026-03-09 04:08:09 UTC

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@nprofile…m69m you voted for a pedophile homie

2026-03-09 00:23:20 UTC

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@nprofile…m69m both were better than the orange Israeli slave faggot

2026-03-08 23:44:02 UTC

anyone who voted for trump and is still happy they did so is unequivocally retarded

2026-03-08 23:23:36 UTC

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2026-03-08 04:04:22 UTC

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@nprofile…ujhs yes!

2026-03-08 01:17:57 UTC

managed to accomplish 1.5 things today. please clap

2026-03-08 00:50:06 UTC

send me 30 dollars for weed/international womoen's day

2026-03-05 09:23:47 UTC

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@nprofile…2e93 flu

2026-03-05 08:59:16 UTC

God I'm sick as fuck and I still need to pay for damn car repair

2026-03-04 22:24:38 UTC

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@nprofile…vpvm @nprofile…cqap you might need to be on fodmap lil homie

2026-03-04 22:23:42 UTC

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@nprofile…vpvm @nprofile…cqap oh you have an autoimmune disorder

2026-03-04 22:22:56 UTC

Like this post to be cursed

2026-03-04 20:49:07 UTC

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@nprofile…tsag I heard that @8357721852949538583bb8588h7111 and @a24695893095hjeka122ll are starting a business together

2026-03-04 07:15:31 UTC

who wants to be a williamaire

2026-03-03 23:36:34 UTC

will never forget when I was in the breakroom at my job right before covid and two of my high school aged coworkers looked over at me and the one girl said "hey, you're some kind of gay, right?" and I said yes and she said "told y ou" to her friend

2026-03-03 22:19:39 UTC

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@nprofile…l5m0 danhausen got you too?

2026-03-02 23:23:56 UTC

Cold Stone Steve Austin

2026-03-02 05:41:19 UTC

given recent developments I'd like to state that in no point in my life did I think 13 year olds were hot. when I was 13 I thought jennifer aniston was hot and she was like at least 30

2026-03-02 05:17:26 UTC

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@nprofile…h677 @nprofile…g80s would

2026-03-02 05:17:17 UTC

things I "don't get" that are popular
- minecraft
- hatsune miku
- MOBAs
- watching "irl" streamers
- being over 30 and trying to keep up with modern slang

2026-03-02 05:16:08 UTC

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@nprofile…g80s first of all, all women are cute, second of all, she's especially cute

2026-03-02 05:12:34 UTC

kim jong uns daughter highkey kinda cute ngl

2026-03-02 03:43:48 UTC

how many times do you think Trump has shit himself in the mar a lago war room

2026-03-01 08:30:52 UTC

she monitor my situation until I bring about the total collapse of the illegitimate and genocidal Israeli state

2026-03-01 08:30:18 UTC

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2026-03-01 08:19:26 UTC

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2026-03-01 07:01:38 UTC

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2026-03-01 06:57:20 UTC

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2026-03-01 06:39:37 UTC

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2026-03-01 06:11:50 UTC

got what you voted for award

2026-02-28 23:34:57 UTC

read a food writer from the UK who said "spicy varieties of cheese (like medium cheddar)" and good lord.

2026-02-28 10:36:33 UTC

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2026-02-28 10:06:27 UTC

go Iran

2026-02-28 10:01:11 UTC

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@nprofile…2e93 oh ive got plenty im just complaining because im very much in the mood for rice

2026-02-28 08:47:13 UTC

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2026-02-28 08:37:06 UTC

out of rice -_-

2026-02-28 06:33:17 UTC

this guy was actually so right when he said this
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2026-02-28 06:32:24 UTC

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@nprofile…2e93 what in the goddamn

2026-02-28 06:16:18 UTC

gambling should be illegal actually and im not kidding

2026-02-28 06:11:47 UTC

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2026-02-27 23:51:14 UTC

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@nprofile…y6jc hey

2026-02-27 23:16:40 UTC

these hoes must think im Rodney Dangerfield the way I get no respect, no respect at all I tell ya

2026-02-27 23:12:18 UTC

hey whats up hello

2026-02-26 05:26:13 UTC

one of these days pretty soon im gonna stream a very silly ps2 game about being a dog

2026-02-26 05:12:49 UTC

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2026-02-25 23:51:19 UTC

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2026-02-25 04:18:05 UTC

the most ethical environmental impact any normal person can make is blowing up private jets with surface to air missiles

2026-02-25 02:50:32 UTC

So youre seriously going to look me in the eye and tell me that a pepper jacked this cheese?

2026-02-24 22:07:12 UTC

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2026-02-23 05:32:25 UTC

nothing but disdain for /lgbt/ users.

2026-02-22 03:01:36 UTC

gay runescape be like made by fagex

2026-02-22 02:46:29 UTC

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@nprofile…tsag finally social media for me

2026-02-21 20:29:32 UTC

as far as im concerned all steel is stainless steel

2026-02-20 20:33:44 UTC

might fuck around and short palantir long-term

2026-02-20 20:17:45 UTC

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2026-02-20 03:00:56 UTC

do flat earthers who believe in other planets think they're spheres and we're the only flat ones
i know a lot of flat earthers think that space doesnt exist but there are some that do

2026-02-20 02:52:39 UTC

busy busy workday

2026-02-20 02:31:15 UTC

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@nprofile…ujhs "please stop asking about epstien and why im sending so much money to israel

2026-02-19 22:13:30 UTC

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@nprofile…tsag very excited about 10grans returning and i was even before i knew it would be worth money
im gonna host another fedi aoe2 tournament with a 10grans prize pool

2026-02-19 21:17:59 UTC

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@nprofile…p4qp new york only has one NFL team and its the bills

2026-02-19 20:42:46 UTC

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2026-02-19 19:54:44 UTC

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@nprofile…eh9a that tweet was literally the only good thing that fraud ever did tbh
that and some of his stuff in japan in the 70s

2026-02-19 19:51:02 UTC

good morning to all VRISKAMANIACS and jabroni marks who dont know it a work so you work a work and work yourself into a shoot,marks

2026-02-17 06:32:34 UTC

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@nprofile…ffp8 lucky woman

2026-02-17 06:18:03 UTC

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2026-02-12 06:48:34 UTC

4chan users are so fucking stupid
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2026-02-10 01:43:28 UTC

made red beans and rice and it's awesome

2026-02-09 07:51:49 UTC

you dumb asshole, you just won $0,000

2026-02-08 23:39:18 UTC

the most embarrassing part of being maga has gotta be that you have to pretend to like kid rock

2026-02-06 03:35:33 UTC

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@nprofile…pgx0 @nprofile…atep @nprofile…e0xm I used to think you hated me back then and tbh you probably did cuz I was annoying lol