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2025-01-06 13:59:06 UTC

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It really is. I have more dried herbs than I know to do with. I just try not to mentally add up the hours spent and instead enjoy staring at the bounty of jars on shelves in the basement.

2024-09-04 18:28:46 UTC

Just pulled 30lbs of paste tomatoes out of the patch during some pruning and tying. Theres at least 5x that many not yet ripe. I think it might be a good year for salsa and sauce.

2024-09-02 00:05:57 UTC

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Nope I think that would be fine. You can even overwinter them by direct seeding them now. double check that for the dates for your zone but I know That garlic bulbs and onion seeds both benefit from overwintering outside

2024-08-26 00:08:11 UTC

asparagus, mushroom, onion and cheese frittata with corn bread for dinner 🔥

2024-08-25 13:17:28 UTC

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Umbrella Karen needs to mind her own business 😤

2024-08-24 19:16:07 UTC

Dried tulsi destined for tea making. Smells incredible.
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2024-08-23 21:22:03 UTC

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bruhhhhh I never knew this my brain has exploded and I am now ded

2024-08-23 21:07:13 UTC

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It’s true I picked the happiest one i could find, it does help.

2024-08-19 20:20:41 UTC

Another big ole haul of peppers. Gonna pickle the smaller pepperoncinis; will roast and freeze the larger ones for an upcoming salsa making project
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2024-08-18 14:23:18 UTC

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this is why I never speed. it’s just pointless and burns more fuel. when I drove a Prius doing that I would get a openly raged at occasionally. now I drive a used cop vehicle and everyone is very polite to me.

2024-08-15 10:05:22 UTC

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GN fren 😴

2024-08-11 15:57:02 UTC

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now I want to see it from the vantage point of one of the neighbors on this street watching this chick record herself.

2024-08-10 21:24:40 UTC

Here are some maters I picked today. thinking about dehydrating some of these cherries.
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2024-08-10 17:51:07 UTC

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Hell yeah bro, same here. I've been leaning bass off their songs over the past few months. They range from super easy and very approachable to really very technical. Stu Cook (and the entire band) is amazing.

2024-08-09 18:42:23 UTC

Darn, I was hoping to learn a new word
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2024-08-06 20:29:37 UTC

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Leaving some ”weeds” is 🔥, great advice. I leave thistle, native milkweed, and lots of wild black eyed Susans. I even let some of the poke grow in spots since the birds absolutely love the berries from them.

2024-08-03 22:25:40 UTC

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yeah there is something around here that keeps their numbers down, I’ve not spotted one since moving to this spot a couple years back. I thought maybe it was birds picking them off but we do have some kinda massive black wasp that comes around so maybe thats the deal.

2024-08-03 22:14:06 UTC

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They’re beautiful but unfortunately cannot be allowed to live. I have black light flashlights just for hunting them at night.

2024-08-02 00:45:21 UTC

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oh yes sir, squeaky clean. every poo is a 1-wiper, with no residue.

2024-08-01 21:09:33 UTC

Been doing so much dehydrating that my original Nesco started crapping out on me and tripping circuit breakers 😭 had to get a new one last week.
Here is a couple trays from the latest batch that’s running now. got opal basil, coneflower, calendula, cornflower (for the petals for adding a blue color to tea), and a MESS of holy basil all in there drying.
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2024-07-30 15:52:36 UTC

ULine catalog showed up today. I love the way they smell. Maybe I’ll order some boxes, a commercial sink, and some rugs later.

2024-07-30 00:23:11 UTC

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I loooooved it… until it got to the sperg robot dubstep part 😭

2024-07-29 01:09:57 UTC

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I have one of the interceptor utilities (basically an Explorer on steroids) and I love it. easily the most comfy ride I’ve ever had.

2024-07-28 23:21:48 UTC

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I knew what you were talking about even before I clicked your comment to see what the context was
it’s been in my head on a seamless loop all day

2024-07-28 01:04:43 UTC

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I love this so much. going out to get some of the best dirt from my garden nao.

2024-07-26 22:51:54 UTC

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Everyone in my family including my younger brother only calls them that. I didn’t know them as their real name until I was in my 20s

2024-07-25 16:45:09 UTC

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BBC trying to claim its a homeless shelter and not what it clearly is.

2024-07-24 19:03:51 UTC

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in their corporate openings they have a position titled Category Analyst - Nicotine. sounds fun!

2024-07-24 18:52:24 UTC

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Uhhh I think I need to move to TX if real. I’d gladly go be a store manager for that number.
I wonder what kind openings they have in corporate for an MBA :think_bread:

2024-07-23 11:44:30 UTC

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mfw no gg react 😭

2024-06-29 13:14:48 UTC

The propagation station (literally just my work desk) is looking good. The tomato suckers are rooting up nicely and the basil will be soon. I had a few of each of these die off in the garden so I’m firing up some replacements. My weird brain won’t allow me to just leave holes in the beds. #bloomscrolling
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2024-06-29 13:05:04 UTC

Happy #caturday friends. I hope you have a very nice day.
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2024-06-26 22:44:22 UTC

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Same, I’ve been putting it off almost a year.

2024-06-26 16:51:19 UTC

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That has always been my feeling on it as well

2024-06-26 15:53:38 UTC

I can’t decide if buying crypto is basically a scam and i’d be stupid to invest OR if I’m already the stupid one for having never done it. What do?
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2024-06-26 00:47:02 UTC

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100% same. they look great.

2024-06-26 00:45:01 UTC

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I’m happy for them.

2024-06-15 13:47:49 UTC

GM friends I hope you have an excellent #caturday !
I am going back to school and starting my orientation this weekend, I’m excited!
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2024-06-13 03:53:41 UTC

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it really is, it’s a neat tradition. it really motivates me to try new things in the garden and gives me a reason to try new/differnt preserved goods since that seems to be my wheelhouse.
i get ideas years in advance haha.

2024-06-13 03:49:12 UTC

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its for homemade herbal tea. or could be used in baking, cooking, etc.
at the holidays my fam does a Christmas gathering where we exchange homemade gifts only. this year I’m doing a tea sampler for about 20-25 people as one of my gifts. I’ve got about 4-5 different kinds Ive been thinking about.

2024-06-04 19:33:58 UTC

I gotta go pick peas AGAIN today. depending on how that goes it might be an evening of moar canning. here’s the previous round of dillerpeas. Can’t wait to taste test them in a couple weeks. they’ll either be 🔥 or weird and gross.
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2024-06-01 14:26:02 UTC

GM Friends and happy #caturday! It’s going to be rainy most of the day so I’m going to maaaaybe do a bit of rainy planting but more likely i will be canning up some dilly snap peas. The bounty is already more than we can eat fresh after the second round of picking.
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2024-03-12 13:09:50 UTC

GM! I hope that today is a good day for you ☕️
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