saint podiatron

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2026-05-28 14:11:20 UTC

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I worked for a few weeks at a place that primarily does boob jobs. all the staff will make fun of the patient behind her back. it never gets old.

2026-04-16 14:50:20 UTC

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don't be silly. you know I mean we need younger people to diverge from their parents and the public education system in some ways. or else we will be stuck with institutional zionism. unrestricted access to the internet has proven to be one of the most effective ways to achieve this

2026-04-16 14:03:08 UTC

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my dad forced me to watch schindler's list lmao

2026-04-16 13:56:36 UTC

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the internet instantly undid decades of the most aggressive holocaust propaganda from the school system

2026-04-16 13:51:50 UTC

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kids should be on social media so they can learn the truth about israel. the nuisance is worth it. they're not bothering me anyway they are all too retarded to use fedi/nostr/irc who cares

2026-01-21 22:09:37 UTC

a machine that creates and burns korans automatically, complete with a plexiglass viewing window

2026-01-17 02:05:10 UTC

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that's cheating

2026-01-16 19:27:05 UTC

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try to find a photo of a computer monitor that is displaying a picture of a boot. you can't do it.

2026-01-07 21:40:58 UTC

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autism song yey

2026-01-03 04:42:00 UTC

ocarina of time wasn't a good game. and the people who gush about it are the exact kind of people who need to go into a plastic chipper

2025-12-27 19:00:26 UTC

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2025-12-18 07:16:00 UTC

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2025-12-15 22:14:27 UTC

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are they good though or are they the kind where the stairs fall down and you can't get out of your apartment

2025-12-07 03:58:57 UTC

what's on goatmeal's nightstand
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2025-12-04 19:13:54 UTC

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2025-12-04 06:49:14 UTC

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stop letting the BJs app coupons control your life

2025-12-02 20:54:49 UTC

fight the somali menace

2025-11-17 19:26:01 UTC

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2015 isn't early it's literally newfag-tier

2025-10-05 05:05:38 UTC

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I remember installing mac os on a dell mini 9 netbook and it worked fine until I updated it

2025-10-04 07:39:17 UTC

step your game up @sun
I cannot fucking read this shit
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2025-09-22 05:07:35 UTC

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which hardtek artist is this

2025-09-08 03:51:31 UTC

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tamagotchi connection was the version that the kids at school had back when anyone I knew gave a shit about these things. the one with the IR blaster

2025-09-08 03:18:01 UTC

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I used to be fascinated reading the old fan sites that had a description of every tamagotchi that ever came out. they were so creative. there was one that behaved differently when it was near an operating microwave oven...
I told @coolboymew that you could open the back of a tamagotchi and rub a lead pencil across two contact pads and it unlocks a debug mode that has a bill clinton character. he didn't believe me at all but it's true I've done it before

2025-08-19 04:30:25 UTC

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I'm sorry to hear there's anyone still on farcaster. are they uniquely insufferable at the same level as those other people on nostr?

2025-08-17 23:21:29 UTC

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I want to see Cujo. I've never seen it. I'm not in the mood for some G rated kid shit

2025-08-04 14:18:45 UTC

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have you been inside a lodge

2025-07-27 02:10:49 UTC

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that's what you do

2025-07-27 01:23:35 UTC

@npub1nge…742f jersh out of his element, can't even show his face
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2025-07-10 04:25:40 UTC

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I have always wanted to host a BBS over some kind of radio but I moved to a place that's completely surrounded by tall hills

2025-06-30 12:51:05 UTC

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ditto not fetching all the notes it should, even when the same relays are plugged in. I'm only seeing a fraction of what I should see. the only other client that's doing this is coracle, but only since coracle doesn't support reblogging at all

2025-06-30 04:26:56 UTC

I bounce between four different nostr clients and none of them are even close to being as good as pleroma-fe
@sun

2025-06-17 03:10:32 UTC

nostr is mostly just masturbatory horseshit like this
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2025-06-15 02:25:05 UTC

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2025-05-29 03:36:31 UTC

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2025-05-28 02:23:52 UTC

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I stuck around long enough to learn some of their things like "star ruby" and "liber resh." I feel like it definitely does something useful but I don't want to be around these people at all. is it the case that every group who practices these kinds of things is filled with a bunch of fucking fruitcakes??

2025-05-28 02:19:00 UTC

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the gnostic mass is a public ritual. there are multiple OTO groups near me that let anyone do it.
the only thing deterring me from going to some buddhism thing is that at the ones near me everyone is vietnamese and I'd feel weird

2025-05-28 02:10:13 UTC

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I'm trying to sort them in my head to figure out who wasn't downloaded from reddit and I can't do it. one of the priestesses was very autistic. there was a guy who was even more autistic than he was and I saw him there only once and never again. he would lie and say things like he was a 33rd degree mason and everyone would get very pissed. and people would do weird fucking shit like wear a kit for no reason or spazz out if I used a common idiom that implies that gender roles exist. the most normal person there was some old brazilian guy who was primarily a mason and just wanted to watch what these weirdos renting the mason lodge once a month were actually doing in there. I stopped going because the food was being served in unsanitary conditions. the bathroom was also disgusting.

2025-05-28 02:03:43 UTC

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I studied hermeticism and thelema a little bit and I visited the OTO and a wicca church. it felt unfulfilling and also everyone there was mad ugly. but mahayana buddhism fits me like a glove

2025-05-28 01:50:16 UTC

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just tell me how much damage I would do to my studies if I skipped this jew bullshit

2025-05-24 18:06:07 UTC

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2025-05-14 18:01:48 UTC

haha somebody fucking watched this already
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2025-04-18 07:19:33 UTC

my third grade teacher was in her twenties and she was anorexic. I only ever saw her eat a small chicken salad one time. we had a children's novel where the main character talked about "overweight women" and the teacher gave a 20 minute lecture on why the term is offensive. then she instructed us to open to that page and cross out the word "overweight."
one time we were doing something with these long measuring tapes, and they would dangle to the floor. a girl got a nosebleed and a few drops of it got on the floor. kids kept going near it and there were measuring tapes dangling everywhere. the anorexic teacher thought we would touch the blood or step in it or get it all over the measuring tapes. she threatened to scream so loud that people on the other side of the building could hear her.
kids in the playground would sing songs about how they wanted to do rapey stuff to her. I don't know how they knew about this stuff but they did.

2025-04-16 04:25:18 UTC

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what did @npub1hjv…drdr mean by this?
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2025-04-15 05:24:48 UTC

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I thought he was using manjaro aka arch with dangerous AUR

2025-04-05 07:11:22 UTC

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it just blows my tiny mind. all they had to do was not import infinity brownoids. don't be breathtakingly cartoonishly evil. that's it. that's all they had to do and there'd be no AfD. they couldn't do it.

2025-03-26 12:34:07 UTC

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2025-03-26 06:10:13 UTC

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2025-03-26 06:03:33 UTC

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2025-03-26 06:00:26 UTC

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I'm so glad to see the eraserhead baby all grown up

2025-03-25 15:44:09 UTC

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>it WORKS unlike your fake and gay heterosexual dating apps
this stopped being true a few years ago. grindr was more effective than tinder a long time ago but now it's not.

2025-03-19 17:35:59 UTC

>kills patient
>gets probation
>crowds of cheering nurses
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2025-03-14 22:22:29 UTC

@Soy_Magnus@detroitriotcity.com
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2025-03-14 20:05:49 UTC

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2025-02-24 17:28:32 UTC

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2025-02-21 02:20:22 UTC

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what would you even do if you found a sha3 hash collision? I would be so mad. it could have been a winning lottery number or a photo of michelle obama when she was pregnant but nooooo

2025-02-15 18:20:27 UTC

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2025-02-09 22:05:46 UTC

@npub1f97…sks4 @npub1rvg…2cq9 @graf@poa.st @j how come there's people who can do anything in sepples and rust and they know ten javascript frameworks, but they always bust out some goofy ah SQL query and act like they are the coolest hacker man who hacked the gibson, and everyone eats it up
#note1y43…q0tc

2025-01-26 23:43:31 UTC

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2025-01-25 20:07:30 UTC

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to be frank almost all homosexual men are irredeemable itoddler niggercattle. they are currently scrambling in search for the app that will be like 2015 grindr but everything they choose is equally vulnerable to becoming 2025 grindr someday.
they only show you like 9 people unless you pay, half of those people have no picture and the other half are unbelievably ugly and stupid. it has a 30 second pop up ad appearing every time you do five actions in the app. sometimes it even appears while you are typing and erases the message. it used to be significantly better than tinder, even for just getting innocent dates and relationships, but now it is ten times worse than tinder. investing in grindr harms gay people more than voting for hitler does.

2025-01-25 19:08:36 UTC

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why is it going up? the developers have been destroying the user experience for years

2025-01-17 18:20:29 UTC

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2025-01-17 17:38:44 UTC

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2025-01-16 23:15:14 UTC

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I like deadnaming him

2025-01-15 17:35:07 UTC

I got the new 8bitdo phone controller and it works with winlator to play touhou on android
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2025-01-14 23:08:04 UTC

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sony's attempt at censoring soneium didn't even work. a few hours after sun came on here and started whining, someone actually used force include via L1 to bypass the censorship attempt. the meme coin that sony doesn't like is stuck on their network forever and they can never get rid of it.
https://x.com/gauthamzzz/status/1879245705782735301
sony deliberately chose a kit for creating their network that has a rule that says "if at any time you don't like this network's gay and retarded rules, you can obey the rules of ethereum L1 instead." you could publish an NFT called "kenichiro yoshida has sex with dogs" and sony would never have final say. if sony really wanted to run an absolute monarchy over their chain, they shouldn't have built it as an ethereum L2. they could have built it with older technology instead. sony wants to have their cake and eat it too.

2025-01-12 19:31:56 UTC

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rest in pepperoni
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2025-01-10 15:34:50 UTC

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none of this shit is finished. you are just going to end up scaring naive people by talking openly about things like a delay in migrating from an optimistic rollup to mainnet. do normal people need to worry about the intricacies of how money is bridged from ACH to mastercard? of course not.

2025-01-10 15:30:26 UTC

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I don't think the delay in removing funds from an optimistic rollup is a big deal that actually affects normal people. in real life, most ethereum users can just use a single rollup. moving money directly off of a rollup is not something that normal people should have to do. if a person needs to migrate funds from one rollup to another this can be done instantly using swaps, and good wallet software should be able to abstract it so the user doesn't need to know it's happening.

2025-01-10 13:45:00 UTC

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it is hard to make it so that a blockchain can have a lot of people using it at the same time. some bitcoin developers back in 2017 wanted to do bitcoin transactions outside of the bitcoin blockchain using something called payment channels. they were going to build a secondary bitcoin network based off of payment channel architecture and it's called the lightning network.
there were people who said "no, don't do that, it's retarded and it won't work for reasons x, y, z." those people were right, but a lot of devs who are considered important in the bitcoin space have still not decided that lightning doesn't work and they are still trying to make lightning work 8 years later. a few ethereum devs were about to make something similar to lightning that was called raiden, but they gave up very quickly and later switched to making a different thing that works much better.

2025-01-10 05:31:28 UTC

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I'm not really interested in signing up for warpcast. my fantasy is to port pleroma-fe to nostr and integrate metamask tipping. I think it would be more entertaining

2025-01-10 05:20:39 UTC

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yeah I own gushinggranny on ethereum, basenames, solana, and rootstock. if there's a network that looks kinda cool to mess around with and a domain is cheap, gushinggranny usually isn't taken

2025-01-10 05:19:13 UTC

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if you are feeling down about the current state of EVM technology, just peek over the fence. the bitcoin people still haven't figured out that lightning doesn't even work

2025-01-10 05:15:58 UTC

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you need to be more patient. rollups sucked for a couple years. smart contract wallets are going to suck for a couple years.
I bought another gushinggranny domain. I want to make it so that every time I send or receive money it says this on the transaction, forever
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2024-12-05 01:10:17 UTC

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2024-09-06 02:21:36 UTC

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it's from gummo

2024-09-06 01:30:53 UTC

@npub1hjv…drdr is it really as bad as he says

2024-09-06 01:01:05 UTC

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bot yelling at her fancy soap before she throws it out
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2024-09-06 00:48:47 UTC

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if your guest uses your fancy soap bar you can just rinse it off it'll be ok

2024-09-06 00:44:49 UTC

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but this beer tastes like a savory milkshake

2024-09-06 00:31:30 UTC

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it tastes almost nothing like guinness but it's alright. it was also expensive

2024-09-06 00:29:16 UTC

god help me
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2024-09-05 01:56:05 UTC

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if you don't put your public key on a domain or have an admin (slave) do it for you then you don't get the checkmark then everyone will think you're a scrub

2024-09-05 01:53:10 UTC

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ok miss jennifer npub1d8fg9fgrtgr9gr9niggerfaggot34rgrfgrgrgfr0 have you seen thomas npub1490548rturnerdiaries90rt9rtr0 lately

2024-09-05 01:49:12 UTC

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it took me from the day I first tried it to last week until I saw ONE pedophile on nostr. eventually you will see someone who charges money for the domain thingy

2024-09-05 01:45:53 UTC

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isn't it amazing that people are charging money to add an alphanumeric string to a json file
are you planning on doing this for everyone in shitposter world if they ask

2024-09-02 08:05:23 UTC

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he can pretend to fuck dogs for all I care

2024-09-02 08:03:00 UTC

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he should throw himself in the trash compactor like a good marxist

2024-08-27 17:13:32 UTC

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it just has the number 64 printed on it and nothing else. I got the walmart generic of the red nintendo switch SD card to replace it with because it was on sale

2024-08-27 16:53:38 UTC

this is why you don't use the SD card that comes with the weird chinese gameboy
@coolboymew
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2024-08-03 05:55:44 UTC

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then you're just penalizing growth. there is something to be said about distributism, fault tolerance, romantic notions about small businesses etc. but you don't know the "correct" size of any business. nobody can know that. you're going to guess wrong because you don't have enough information and it constantly changes, and you cannot avoid creating some degree of harmful distortion.

2024-08-03 05:26:33 UTC

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if the government was too small to be in the business of giving away free money and monopoly power, setting up anticompetitive licenses, or running surveillance programs, don't you suppose that "pig pens" would be less urgent? I'm seeing a dialectic. the government created the monster, now it needs to pretend to create a cage.

2024-08-03 05:07:20 UTC

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I've been scrolling the louisiana account for 15 minutes and I can't find a post celebrating any state cheat codes exploited by corporations. they did say a bunch of cringy shit about trannies and borders, perhaps they are aligned with cato on social issues, but they didn't celebrate mutant corporations. your brain probably got confused by all the tranny shit and forgot what I was talking about.

2024-08-03 04:33:24 UTC

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every single libertarian author makes a list somewhere in at least one of his books of things the government does which enable businesses to behave in ways that are supposed to be impossible. every author frames this list as a collection of bad things. subsidies are usually on every list. nobody is celebrating.

2024-08-03 04:20:03 UTC

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where the fuck are they? "yeah it's so heccin based that all these legal fictions used state cheat codes to take over the world." who says shit like this? is it in a book?

2024-08-03 04:04:33 UTC

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you need to recalibrate your brain. you're used to seeing libertarians argue with pinkos and not fascists. nobody actually likes the modern corporations or how they got this way. I want a country meant for me where it is easy to get clean food and live a good life, same as you.

2024-08-03 03:29:47 UTC

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there was very little immigration when the government was much smaller, and it was all White

2024-08-02 23:39:28 UTC

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>You skirt all blame onto the state
and I'll do it again

2024-08-02 22:57:21 UTC

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show me a libertarian who likes subsidies

2024-08-02 13:29:49 UTC

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who is defending the modern corporation? it's a mutant that's not supposed to exist. it gets subsidies, anticompetitive regulations, the bankruptcy shuffle, intellectual property etc etc. the modern corporation is not possible without a big government that routinely distorts free trade. "corporations are actually good" is only being argued by others inside your head.

2024-08-02 03:32:39 UTC

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>lolbertarianism
I'm responding to the bait and that's just stupid. nobody likes the unfair advantages that governments give to corporations. they can only get on like this when the government is big.