Noah Grifta, The Heynongmanity

If you've been on the internet in the last month, you've seen Angine de Poitrine. If not, here ya go.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0Ssi-9wS1so&t=1s

2026-03-04 20:54:51 UTC

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@nprofile…lsen @nprofile…0k5q @nprofile…d2hf @nprofile…8u3z @nprofile…x3ez @nprofile…htrl @nprofile…07t3 @nprofile…zm7x @nprofile…yzse @nprofile…3nu7 @nprofile…xg47 @nprofile…kml5 @nprofile…99v0 @nprofile…3300 @nprofile…4p2j @nprofile…hwx5 @nprofile…rql7 @nprofile…e8kf @nprofile…ml0e @nprofile…yxhv @nprofile…rfn7 @nprofile…a0pk @nprofile…thll @nprofile…whfu @nprofile…zvr3 @nprofile…hujc @nprofile…lv83 @nprofile…rygy @nprofile…y4j2 @nprofile…f4ky @nprofile…aamy @nprofile…hjy6 @nprofile…x90e @nprofile…qtye @nprofile…3e99 @nprofile…fffq
Japanese release I remember from them was Grand Royal Mix Tape, with great Luscious Jackson songs
https://eil.com/shop/moreinfo.asp?catalogid=131097

2026-03-04 20:49:15 UTC

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@nprofile…lsen People be saying they can take out Adam Horowitz

2026-03-02 21:07:43 UTC

Ugh. Do I have to agree with SNL?
These are jokes. Put down the pearls and try to see the humor in it. Or don't, les miserable.
https://www.breitbart.com/entertainment/2026/03/02/saturday-night-live-under-fire-for-disgusting-and-shameful-sketch-mocking-baftas-n-word-controversy/

2026-03-02 20:47:41 UTC

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@nprofile…45xw Hahahaha, Fuck this guy.

2026-03-01 09:59:44 UTC

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@nprofile…6gaw I just double checked, but Gaza is on the water. Do these people not eat fish or is there some stupid religious dogma that says they cant?

2026-03-01 01:29:33 UTC

https://youtube.com/shorts/VyaX94WMk3U?si=0XrTn3TOrNGVwiAa

2026-02-21 01:36:35 UTC

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@nprofile…zm7x would Cuban be up for negotiating a flight cost...

2026-02-19 21:39:40 UTC

My favorite band loves coffee!
https://youtu.be/-KFfTCH02Js?si=Y_N4a1ZCWhq64FcG

2026-02-12 19:52:01 UTC

Boy, Gavin Newsom's wife is a real Cunt You Next Tuesday.

2026-02-09 23:40:51 UTC

https://www.youtube.com/shorts/xNw2W-AuMM8

2026-02-09 12:47:44 UTC

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@nprofile…lsen There goes a whole lot of porn. Handies are the new Nazism.

2026-02-03 21:09:57 UTC

Yay! My ozone generator arrived!

2026-01-28 20:25:49 UTC

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@nprofile…vhve Y'all looking kinda brown over there.....

2026-01-28 19:16:14 UTC

Are Mac users jealous of all the love Linux is getting from Steam via Proton?

2026-01-27 12:48:12 UTC

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@nprofile…l3qy It's twice as hot in my area.

2026-01-23 21:56:51 UTC

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d_tae68PbZY&list=LL&index=2

2026-01-23 15:36:42 UTC

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@nprofile…zl9m 🎶With a few extra arms 🎶

2026-01-21 09:24:50 UTC

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@nprofile…d3nc Titty City

2026-01-20 21:31:44 UTC

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@nprofile…3njl I've said to my wife, always pay the mortgage and the utilities. They can come take everything else, but leave me my heat and internet!

2026-01-20 21:30:50 UTC

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@nprofile…3njl Oh my. Rough back of the napkin math says they haven't paid in 13 months.
That is an easy way to get cut off.

2026-01-20 21:27:56 UTC

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@nprofile…3njl Those shoes are chock full o' lifts

2026-01-20 21:06:37 UTC

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@nprofile…lsen He looks like if he and Biden fucked and had a grandpa.
No more shows for dolts in their 70s

2026-01-20 21:01:19 UTC

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https://youtube.com/clip/UgkxuS6Znh1f04S7NAcRS4Apue3LZ7fBHeq9?si=7qwhBzf6PicJcxsE

2026-01-20 20:58:49 UTC

MiamI Beach Mayor Steven Meiner is a Fire Crotch. I haven't seen it, but I heard he has the smelliest, overly red micro penis, and it cums freckles.
Paris Hilton thinks its hilarious because it's true.

2026-01-20 16:19:41 UTC

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@nprofile…f95v Racist Nazi MURDERER, thank you very much.

2026-01-20 08:13:56 UTC

So storming a church and harassing everyone is free speech, but knocking on a child day care door is an arrestable offence?

2026-01-14 21:21:07 UTC

I adhere to a rigid set of self imposed rules. And I work feverishly to find ways to circumvent them.

2026-01-11 09:49:54 UTC

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@nprofile…dzka AKA King Cake

2026-01-08 00:30:40 UTC

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@nprofile…n8q3 @nprofile…7ddz Heinous Anus.

2026-01-08 00:19:47 UTC

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@nprofile…pdnd So does an inverted albino have super sight?

2026-01-07 19:25:04 UTC

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@nprofile…z7z2 Oh, then you're misunderstood.

2026-01-07 15:40:42 UTC

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@nprofile…z7z2 Yes, starve those vampiric middlemen. Glad you're onboard.

2026-01-07 12:11:53 UTC

Let's work together to eliminate middlemen from the economy.

2026-01-06 12:19:09 UTC

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@nprofile…swsj precisely.

2026-01-05 20:53:45 UTC

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@nprofile…swsj Neither did the lack of Halen, but here we are anyways.

2026-01-05 18:48:36 UTC

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@nprofile…pdnd It's what you get when your blaze gets too small to call a blaze anymore.

2026-01-05 18:46:23 UTC

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@nprofile…dlsx But they had LGBT stuff so homerun?

2026-01-05 17:39:43 UTC

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@nprofile…9qjf Uh, those are both Tom Selleck. The old English D gives it away.

2025-12-31 20:00:40 UTC

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@nprofile…kvac Wow. I never saw that before, I just conjured up a valid rule. lol

2025-12-31 08:45:27 UTC

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@nprofile…kvac The pool should score deaths by awarding points. 100 minus the deceased's age.

2025-12-30 08:52:27 UTC

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@nprofile…ytej RIP Magical... Died from Hoof in Mouth disease.

2025-12-25 11:29:44 UTC

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@nprofile…hmnx I can accept that, as long as you don't include Stuttering John in those accolades. Howard not being relevant in 2025 does not mean he never had talent. Times changed and he changed socially, but not technologically.

2025-12-24 21:36:31 UTC

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@nprofile…9c3a I remember ole Probie punching down on a guys helmet and cracking it two.

2025-12-23 16:14:09 UTC

My new nickname for the girl who had a baby and didn't know she was pregnant is Baby Fatso.

2025-12-17 09:19:23 UTC

I think the exploding RAM prices are fake news designed to get people to buy pre built computers around the holidays.

2025-12-16 00:24:50 UTC

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@nprofile…zzgx PAGING DOCTOR BLOWJOB

2025-12-13 23:22:20 UTC

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@nprofile…lsp2 @nprofile…kvac Festive!

2025-12-13 08:11:27 UTC

Zed's dead.

2025-12-12 22:45:45 UTC

https://www.youtube.com/shorts/ecevqzDUVp0

2025-12-11 00:23:57 UTC

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@nprofile…yupg That's what you get for listening to AI music.

2025-12-06 17:28:22 UTC

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@nprofile…ysj7 This was the most firm mattress we could find that wasn't made out of wood

2025-12-06 17:25:41 UTC

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@nprofile…ysj7 Ok, I'll bite.
What is everybody sleeping on?
https://brooklynbedding.com/products/plank-hybrid/king-no

2025-12-04 15:15:01 UTC

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@nprofile…vuwr Then Gratiot and Schoenherr.

2025-12-02 20:18:46 UTC

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Maybe I'll walk around the neighborhood with a petition to remove it. Wear some meta glasses.

2025-12-02 20:17:25 UTC

So one of my personal projects for when I win a lottery is to buy homes in expensive, exclusive areas and turn them into halfway houses.

2025-12-02 20:14:36 UTC

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@nprofile…2uvl Oh look, the Sybian is back!

2025-12-02 20:08:10 UTC

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@nprofile…a4lc Also, extra time and mileage due to lack of ability to navigate.

2025-12-01 08:34:14 UTC

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@nprofile…l4d9 All this weight loss will make her funny again for sure.

2025-11-30 14:51:04 UTC

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@nprofile…229m Beck used to go and do off major label album tours where it would be just him and an acoustic and a harmonica doing his folk music.

2025-11-30 10:21:13 UTC

This loser calls Beck a one hit wonder if the 90s, along with Lem and Sixpence None the Richer.
Nah.
https://americansongwriter.com/3-one-hit-wonders-from-the-1990s-that-young-people-still-listen-to-today/

2025-11-28 09:10:12 UTC

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@nprofile…mecr They really need to Regulate that shit.

2025-11-27 10:52:04 UTC

Pretty thin in here...

2025-11-24 21:53:25 UTC

https://youtu.be/J3L6AJtX1Dg?si=TXLAiPtUow_ofR8r

2025-11-22 17:34:06 UTC

Computer RAM prices, amirite?

2025-11-22 17:18:52 UTC

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@nprofile…hmnx I saw the original post after the reply. The curse of the live feed tab

2025-11-22 10:00:33 UTC

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@nprofile…hmnx That Baltimore bridge collapsed.

2025-11-21 21:46:04 UTC

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https://www.ebay.com/itm/157332084162

2025-11-21 21:43:20 UTC

Very baggy track suit, and very nicely made. I'd size down a whole size if you get one.
https://www.ebay.com/itm/157332084113

2025-11-21 21:40:41 UTC

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@nprofile…vuwr So close to your face, so close!

2025-11-21 20:58:02 UTC

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@nprofile…x4je Sorry, all your crypto belong to us.

2025-11-21 09:23:23 UTC

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@nprofile…d2y2 Just checking that you put White House invitations. Not invitations in general.

2025-11-20 21:36:47 UTC

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@nprofile…angz I hope the whole city goes in for the competition, my wife wants to go in April...

2025-11-20 21:33:47 UTC

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@nprofile…angz I'm not Vegas fluent, but that seems very cheap. It it in the hood?

2025-11-20 20:01:12 UTC

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@nprofile…vw5y I'm starting to think that thinking about other people's feelings is detrimental to my own.

2025-11-18 16:32:15 UTC

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@nprofile…229m Im not into comics anymore, but I'll thumb up some pics.

2025-11-18 16:30:54 UTC

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@nprofile…0lfg @nprofile…4tpc I gave up when he was Magic Johnson AIDS.

2025-11-18 16:27:22 UTC

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@nprofile…4tpc I haven't seen a Yukiame post in like 3 months.
I'm sure someone feels that way about me too.
#metoo

2025-11-18 16:24:42 UTC

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@nprofile…229m Ooh, I had that one, what's it going for?

2025-11-18 15:37:27 UTC

https://static.noauthority.social/media_attachments/files/115/571/441/300/757/605/original/ac04ad67e0d947d5.jpg

2025-11-18 14:58:51 UTC

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@nprofile…8frc Seems like they're panicked over there. Huh.

2025-11-18 14:40:59 UTC

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@nprofile…kvac Give it a few more dog biscuits.

2025-11-17 15:16:03 UTC

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@nprofile…lsp2 @nprofile…jaak Also, those angles aren't true 90 degree angles, there is a not insignificant amount of radius there.

2025-11-17 15:13:10 UTC

Hey Pepperidge Farms, why can't I get an entire loaf of rye bread?

2025-11-16 01:22:33 UTC

Cumia playing Battlefield live.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7tearBA_kyA

2025-11-14 09:11:46 UTC

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@nprofile…pza5 Something tells me he remembers the push more than the fall.

2025-11-13 21:55:45 UTC

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@nprofile…ycqd Dassuh Bandit there.

2025-11-12 00:31:38 UTC

That Sydney Sweeny does have good genes. So good she has an extra one.

2025-11-11 23:18:56 UTC

https://youtu.be/hL2V174kpAg?si=V1DrRYJoBBc7Tpsi

2025-11-10 09:14:41 UTC

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@nprofile…r2kg I would much rather see a revival of bands doing cover songs or albums and incorporating it into their tours.

2025-11-10 09:10:51 UTC

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@nprofile…f9qk Now we know what Bill Burr was doing over there....

2025-11-10 09:09:34 UTC

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@nprofile…c829 Yes. If you watched the game you'd agree.

2025-11-09 22:18:46 UTC

The Commanders defense....
https://static.noauthority.social/media_attachments/files/115/522/058/424/221/049/original/075fdd3df999f27b.jpg