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2025-01-24 05:08:43 UTC

One of the nice things about Heroes of the Storm being "abandoned" is that the loot crate system isn't that scummy compared to other f2p shit like overwatch or league of legos

2025-01-20 02:25:47 UTC

DON'T BELIEVE HIS LIES
#DARKBRANDON HAS VATICAN MERCENARIES AT THE READY TO TAKE OUT TRUMP TOMORROW
THAT'S WHY THEY MOVED IT INSIDE BUT WON'T BE ENOUGH
TRUST THE PLAN
#nevent1q…678f

2025-01-13 06:03:13 UTC

I have this problem when I play games where I am reluctant to use consumables
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2025-01-13 01:52:06 UTC

@nprofile…eqkh I beat Seath with the DragonSlayer spear(first try btw)
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2024-09-04 23:20:10 UTC

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Hey
Knock it off bud

2024-09-04 23:14:58 UTC

MOOOOOOOOOM
SKYLAR AND WOODSHOP ARE ARGUING ABOUT CITIES AGAIN
https://i.poastcdn.org/9f6509a3c9f43828177cd2a1878d35bf7aaeba4e77fa59516f2c121c107882df.gif

2024-09-04 23:06:39 UTC

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"Damn girl you frying chicken in there?
Next time fry it on my chest sugar "

2024-09-04 22:52:18 UTC

Down bad for a girl that I don't even know if she exists
#note15zd…th07
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2024-09-04 22:28:53 UTC

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Ehhh it's kinda fun

2024-09-04 22:24:26 UTC

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Need girl

2024-09-04 21:06:34 UTC

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2024-09-04 20:22:09 UTC

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The developers have a good amount of experience with the AoE 2 and 3 Definitive editions as well as Age of empires 4
I think it'll be fine, they're really good for listening to community feedback and hot fixing any sort of absolute wack

2024-09-04 20:10:17 UTC

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Yea but not it's RETOLD they updated the graphics and shiiieeeet

2024-09-04 20:07:31 UTC

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Me but you already know that I just wanted to remind the TL

2024-09-04 17:24:57 UTC

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They're kind of like Mastodon in the sense that they have a prog/sludge sound and their earlier stuff is alot heavier than their newer stuff
Solid band tho

2024-09-04 15:01:26 UTC

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I liked it alot more than their last two albums, I think you'd like it

2024-09-04 14:59:12 UTC

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why the fuck did I do it too

2024-09-04 14:56:38 UTC

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STONE by Baroness

2024-09-04 14:42:17 UTC

Alright
I'll bite
What is this "GAY SEX!" People keep talking about

2024-09-04 01:48:55 UTC

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2024-09-04 01:45:00 UTC

Idk why I see anime girls on my Facebook feed now even tho I don't follow anything remotely close but Im not complaining too much
https://i.poastcdn.org/8ec9d52b41bcb38b8bc5c00809c41df1ca1c8c2c1e13ac0d99373395693830bd.jpeg

2024-09-04 00:55:40 UTC

I once saw dick cheaney smopking crack behind a 7 11 and when I asked if I could join him he roundhouse kicked me into the dumpster

2024-09-04 00:40:04 UTC

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LOOK HERE
LISTEN
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2024-09-04 00:39:03 UTC

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I think I've solicited her for tummy pics before but she jsut in ones shut and doesn't interact with oeikke fuggen bullshit

2024-09-04 00:21:21 UTC

:blobcatpensive:
#note1xq5…rm25

2024-09-03 23:39:53 UTC

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I can understand having discussions about the faith but saying I'm damned to hell for praying the rosary is just insane to me

2024-09-03 23:34:41 UTC

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1 2 and 3

2024-09-03 23:28:56 UTC

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"Gee fedi two religion hellthreads?"
Fedi's mom let's him have two religion hellthreads!

2024-09-03 23:26:52 UTC

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I mean they fell for the morbius thing maybe they'll fall for it again

2024-09-03 23:23:40 UTC

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poa.st/objects/cb51f484-b873-4197-b98d-2b30c8034ec3

2024-09-03 23:18:57 UTC

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That would go really good on a peanut butter and nutella sandwich

2024-09-03 23:16:23 UTC

>dude are you trying to justify incest? Wtf
>christcuck malding lol lol
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2024-09-03 23:01:51 UTC

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Just usual hellthread shenanigans

2024-09-03 22:51:44 UTC

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poa.st/objects/9c24c305-6cfc-4b33-bf3e-2bb18e0fd83e
Here's some of it, it's kinda broken up tho cause of qoute poasting

2024-09-03 22:46:29 UTC

The Baptists have gone insane holy moly

2024-09-03 21:31:52 UTC

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if we both love each other and see a future with each other there is no need to wait for a marriage

2024-09-03 21:27:00 UTC

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Let a man dream

2024-09-03 21:25:12 UTC

Fuggen need a cute girl to cuddle with when I sleep so I stop sleeping in stupid positions and hurt myself

2024-09-03 17:09:12 UTC

I have never made a heinous poast in my life

2024-09-03 16:15:36 UTC

She ligma mah bigma till I sigma

2024-09-03 15:07:51 UTC

Is Bike short for Bicheal or something?

2024-09-03 12:18:38 UTC

It is what it is

2024-09-03 09:36:22 UTC

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I'm surprised but also not surprised about the numbers that poast got

2024-09-03 03:23:36 UTC

Tell me I'm yours
Tell me I'm not alone
Tell me that I'm not alone in this world
Tell me I'm not...
I drowned out your voice
And hardened my heart to stone
I filled all my voids
But opened my wounds
The pain digs in deeper and deeper
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2024-09-03 03:06:14 UTC

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>Feb 2024
Yea nawww go fuck yourself

2024-09-03 00:55:26 UTC

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Understandable, I love me some EDF when I'm in the mood

2024-09-03 00:53:08 UTC

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I highly recommend but AoE2 is an RTS and BG2 is a crpg from 2000 with a d&d ruleset so I don't expect everyone to enjoy em

2024-09-03 00:50:37 UTC

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Hard to say but Age of empires 2 or Baldur's Gate 2 are way up there for me

2024-09-03 00:46:52 UTC

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No I just have good taste

2024-09-03 00:40:57 UTC

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It was supposed to be an "oblivion killer" but it fell flat in that regard and is really only relgated as a "cult classic"

2024-09-03 00:37:02 UTC

I had more fun playing Two Worlds than I did playing Skyrim
#note150d…258q

2024-09-03 00:26:56 UTC

I didn't like Skyrim and I think it's a boring game

2024-09-02 22:30:30 UTC

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He's Baptist

2024-09-02 22:03:32 UTC

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He's not even a Protestant...

2024-09-02 22:01:57 UTC

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Catholics : You can pray to Mary if you want
Prots : 🤬🤬🤬😡😡😡😡🤬 YOU WILL BURN IN HELL FOR THAT IDOLATOR 😡😡😡🤬🤬🤬🤬

2024-09-02 20:48:13 UTC

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2024-09-02 20:43:11 UTC

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Wake up babe
New Nierenstein avi just dropped

2024-09-02 20:05:03 UTC

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Yea that's metal but that's no good for me dawg

2024-09-02 20:04:34 UTC

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Melvins passes
They are a pioneer of sludge metal

2024-09-02 19:53:16 UTC

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it is beyond over for me dawg

2024-09-02 19:49:02 UTC

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Wait Jake ghyllenhol is jewish?

2024-09-02 19:16:33 UTC

Lou from Nightcrawler is a better psychopath than Patrick Bateman cause Lou actually acts like a psychopath whereas half of Patrick's stuff is just in his head making Lou cooler
#note1dz6…hn74

2024-09-02 19:08:30 UTC

This guy(as in the roles he usually does) is the hipster version of Ryan Gosling being a "Literally me"
https://i.poastcdn.org/b138e5821e56eb32a79b640321c91cf7fa3789c5ffc6c95b3091e51d48c9f25f.png

2024-09-02 19:06:59 UTC

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Fantastic movie
Jake Gyllenhaal is a great actor imo and he crushed it in that role.
One of the scenes in particular in that movie he flew off script but they kept it in cause it worked so well for that character

2024-09-02 18:43:58 UTC

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:angrylaugh:
https://i.poastcdn.org/d536670e6680cced5cefcc215079819aa93922645c8d6e3db1a9a8afea471576.jpeg

2024-09-02 18:42:32 UTC

>Stormgate, which is supposed to be a spiritual successor to starcraft 2, is plagued with terrible balance, poor optimization, a lack of vision from the developers and is missing basic quality of life features like hotkey customization
I could of predicted this tbh
https://i.poastcdn.org/c09cabf68b898b8b53d2b99325a3cba322e3f0536bf3c98cf76289ffe17349e2.webp

2024-09-02 18:12:12 UTC

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Down the line they're completely redoing the Chinese which got alot of hate when that came out for extended edition
They also are claiming to be adding a completely new civ and I'm expecting meso Americans so that should be neat

2024-09-02 18:08:37 UTC

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Egyptians are turtley overall (Except for Set)
Norse are rushers overall (Except for the new god)
Greeks depends on your major God and same for Atlanteans
From what I've seen watching competitive games

2024-09-02 18:05:18 UTC

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I'm looking forward to be an annoying Gaia one trick on the ladder
I'll play other civs when I've had my fill
Also from what I've seen they've upped the difficulty of the campaign but to make it more of a fun challenge and revamped it here and there

2024-09-02 17:55:43 UTC

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world's edge and forgotten empires (who have also done the definitative editions for age 2 and 3, world's edge made age 4) are usually pretty good when it comes to listening to community feedback

2024-09-02 17:53:44 UTC

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Yea it's fuggen dumb
And since it's Canada it's written in English and..... French 😒

2024-09-02 17:52:11 UTC

In a stunning turn of events the developers listened to feedback from the beta and redid some of the voicelines that got shit on, all the gods got their portraits redone and they made some ui improvements
Looking forward to picking this up in a few days
youtu.be/kw3gmhJDZOY

2024-09-02 17:45:05 UTC

Oh yea @npub16pv…4kmz the Żubrowka is fuggen great, most of it I drank last night and it went surprisingly well with the Dr pepper
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2024-09-02 17:03:38 UTC

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Fuggen love zucchini, might try that this week I gotta get groceries today

2024-09-02 14:03:22 UTC

10 year anniversary of this great tweet
https://i.poastcdn.org/0a43961ff754cae941edb3fc0c3432f29db072fb9b4ab579e79f829c4db44aa4.jpeg

2024-09-02 13:49:42 UTC

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I think @npub19eg…46k0 knows

2024-09-02 04:27:15 UTC

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CC @npub1xs2…auw4

2024-09-02 04:11:08 UTC

MY goofy ass watching myself getting ready to spend 60 dollars on a bandshirt AGAIN
https://i.poastcdn.org/ccbd0b9f0aaf03776d828f07de35fb79f4501649868d02fa6d09314f86955129.jpg

2024-09-02 03:22:04 UTC

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I sploodge my loodge all over the halal meat section cause I'm just a silly rapscallion

2024-09-02 03:17:05 UTC

I don't acknowledge any of you /riff/fags as my equals therefore you cannot drunk on me, besides who gives a fuck what any of you think

2024-09-02 01:20:21 UTC

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THIS IS YOUR FAULT OU FUCKING NIGGER

2024-08-31 20:36:12 UTC

As a Canadian
I am genuinely going to miss Poland

2024-08-31 10:13:34 UTC

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Also gm

2024-08-31 10:13:25 UTC

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Heck yea Frick yea brother hh

2024-08-31 01:36:55 UTC

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From what I've seen, it looks really good for a remake and on top of that the biggest content creators have been critical to some of the changes they have done.
If it's anything like age of empires 2 DE, it's going to be fine even tho that was a cluster fuck but it workerd out

2024-08-31 01:33:15 UTC

Idk whether or not I will be unemployed or not when I get back to Canada thanks to temp agency shenanigans
Either way tho
I come back unemployed: I have too much time too grind AoM retold therefore I got more important things to do
I come back employed: There is renovation type stuff I got to do so therefore I have little time to play so therefore I will do my best to kick ass on the ladder

2024-08-30 23:21:10 UTC

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*poast

2024-08-30 23:15:28 UTC

yeaaaaaaaaaa
naawwwee
I'm sorry (I'm not actually sorry)
yea aaaa I'm just not going to do that
Hahaha ah
I'm just going to throw my absolute bile on the TL when I feel like it haha!
#note1v7s…g3cp

2024-08-30 19:35:16 UTC

Had the best Burger I've ever had in my life today
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2024-08-30 13:01:17 UTC

I shot some guns for the first time today
Ameribros I finally get it

2024-08-28 21:41:44 UTC

I don't want to get beaten with bricks and hammers
I want a loving wife to smush my head with her thighs(lovingly)

2024-08-28 13:54:48 UTC

Everytime a pigeon walks within 2 feet of me I get this urge to grab it

2024-08-27 15:05:17 UTC

@everyone
I AM GOING TO CRANK MY HOG USING COCONUT OIL AS THE GREASE

2024-08-26 23:20:18 UTC

Hmmm which myth of the 20c should I fall asleep to tonight (I ended up picking cybernetics)

2024-08-26 22:25:26 UTC

Need a girl that'll give me a shower before we hop in the shower

2024-08-26 08:34:51 UTC

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I actually hate you kind of niggers so much
Me: "Hey this combo of a pork fat spread and cream cheese is delicious"
You niggers : "Errrrrmmmmm jews actually 🤓"

2024-08-26 08:17:58 UTC

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Carbs are great
I'm skinnier than almost half the people on poast
Frick off

2024-08-26 08:11:37 UTC

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Smalec is a spread made with pork fat :catnoears:

2024-08-26 08:08:13 UTC

Rye bread with cream cheese and smalec goes so flippin hard

2024-08-25 04:58:12 UTC

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A) She was with her parents
B) I was incredibly hungover
C) We're in Europe, its not guaranteed that she speaks English