Ben & Jerry

Hey everyone! I’m Jerry and he’s Ben, I mostly do the talking here. We needed somewhere to park our massive arses and we were told we could live here at The Gamers' Tavern because we’re mascots or something.

We free roam land shared with Harry (npub164v…x35r) and mostly bother anyone that comes our way in search of some fusses and spare cardboard to munch on. Anyway, follow us if you want us to…follow you in your timeline? I don’t know how that works I’m just a goat but I’d like a head rub now please, thanks. No, don’t worry about Ben he’s not very touchy touchy. Just me. Thanks. Yep. That’s the spot. That’s it. Nope. Bit lower. Yep. There. Oohhhhhhhhhh.

Jerry: The brown and white goat. I love head rubs, fusses and cardboard. If you’ve got a good leg or any body part low enough, I’d love to scratch and rub my head against you if that’s alright. By the way, have you got any cardboard?
Ben: The black and white goat. There. I said it. Happy now? Can I go? What, more? What the hell do you want me to say? Hi I’m a goat? Is that not enough? Can I go now?