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2026-03-21 14:12:10 UTC

https://image.nostr.build/c7d8a59ae96519ff0d6afb2a6f460b0aa00b5823750187cbb2eccb00b5eaa66c.jpg
Don't dress for the job you have, dress for the job you want

2026-02-23 20:55:18 UTC

Lolz
https://image.nostr.build/0e3c96ea24a650ec1c80872484f435c1e28d5167d8b0d321a8182998db1d8b24.jpg

2026-02-12 18:28:23 UTC

Extremely American headline
https://image.nostr.build/cec9eac1b94a2f73d252ff7734c1f1fd715487475f360ac5a44ce9241888e463.jpg

2026-02-08 14:57:28 UTC

How should we promote Nostr to teenagers affected by 'social media bans' planned in many countries around the world?

2026-01-04 15:29:54 UTC

Everybody is a geopolitics expert again

2025-12-31 18:42:34 UTC

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Phoenix is great, the fees are totally worth it

2025-12-14 12:20:45 UTC

https://image.nostr.build/3729c6183cb4fde82da538c197031a3e57ced3183307cf936e92877a495f4ee0.jpg

2025-11-26 19:13:16 UTC

https://image.nostr.build/b5d5444b9bc2830c5483b27a12da597be671d710a00dde922c136acc1e9e7d49.jpg

2025-11-23 20:37:30 UTC

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This is how your abs will look like when you eat it

2025-11-10 07:06:26 UTC

No it isn't.
#nevent1q…g60d

2025-10-30 07:15:40 UTC

When Trump's makeup artist starts doing houses
https://image.nostr.build/b3b1fe508700ad95519608a4cafc722d97975253d5e9cc15aa6adcc6b476519a.jpg

2025-10-14 07:30:18 UTC

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It was in England, that's considered a passable girl there

2025-10-01 20:03:29 UTC

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V30. Filteroors are delusional

2025-09-30 08:56:36 UTC

Afganistan cut off the internet. They were not conquered by Russians, neither by Americans. And they will probably be the last ones conquered by AI :D

2025-09-27 11:25:40 UTC

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In short, yes :D

2025-09-14 13:32:15 UTC

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Man a social animal. There is manipulation but people also seek guidance from other people.

2025-09-13 13:02:12 UTC

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Good counterbalance to Luke's cult

2025-09-08 19:54:22 UTC

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Jellyfin

2025-09-07 18:06:14 UTC

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Maybe there will be 'handcrafted software without using AI'

2025-09-07 09:09:03 UTC

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CDčka? Ja si to fakt nemám... nemám nemám kde pustiť

2025-09-05 06:41:43 UTC

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Lock your daughters, Riker is coming

2025-09-05 06:33:34 UTC

Getting to the age when random body parts start aching when I get up in the morning

2025-09-04 09:32:32 UTC

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Fun fact: Příbor means cutlery in Czech

2025-08-31 07:57:09 UTC

For people fighting in WW2, the US Civil war was 80 years ago, which is the same as WW2 is for us now. #randomfact

2025-08-31 06:30:56 UTC

Bitchat #u2 is alive and unhinged lol

2025-08-27 20:50:26 UTC

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All men

2025-08-27 18:25:34 UTC

Simulation theory is just fancy creationism - just replace God by the simulation author.

2025-08-16 08:15:31 UTC

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Share price go up wen?

2025-08-12 17:14:51 UTC

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Who is the bigger one?

2025-08-06 16:39:28 UTC

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Terrible. It only shows the left are not the only ones doing this!

2025-08-06 12:36:18 UTC

Decline od civilization in real time https://image.nostr.build/4b2cc128de44683a997484dc61a0ceb8e09ed487caedac5d4134ff8aa72a4636.jpg

2025-08-05 11:36:47 UTC

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Also, what is your confidence that the money will be used to the stated purpose?

2025-08-05 11:35:00 UTC

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Can you please post a link how to donate in the same way you did?

2025-07-25 11:24:51 UTC

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Gemini be like: nooo you can't have growth with inflation, trust me bro 😭

2025-07-19 07:14:42 UTC

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Beware of boating accidents!

2025-07-11 18:59:47 UTC

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Just healthy testosterone levels 😅

2025-07-11 18:21:04 UTC

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Well, the mom was hot too 😄

2025-07-10 20:22:27 UTC

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Haha that's what I thought about Villeneuve's Leto Atreides and I'm not even gay

2025-06-18 19:32:20 UTC

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No Linux yet?

2025-06-12 21:35:19 UTC

Spent few minutes on Twitter and I'm already pissed off. It's really design to trigger emotions, mostly rage.

2025-06-07 19:27:21 UTC

What's with these reply bots which reply in some totally mangled English? What's the point? Even the smallest LLM can write more meaningful sentences.

2025-06-07 19:25:33 UTC

https://image.nostr.build/5f024d0735cd90cba97eeadc0667edeb1dde35c546edc711206afc55bef539c3.jpg
When you bomb everyone inclusively

2025-05-27 07:04:53 UTC

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Vysvetlite zdrogovanej mládeži
Že sa im nenačíta brúsny kotúč na veži

2025-05-26 16:01:48 UTC

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This makes disservice to bitcoin. It is not a get rich quick scheme.

2025-05-10 06:04:17 UTC

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Lol MMS

2025-05-05 13:36:13 UTC

Continental philosophy - vibe philosophizing - generating profoundly sounding text.

2025-04-13 20:54:17 UTC

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Something from EU: butter gets the worst grade. WTF https://image.nostr.build/025dc3626a58d42a908c843f75aac3c214633f2a0b0b6709907bea86f08965d4.jpg

2025-04-09 19:22:02 UTC

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Embrace the volatility
#nevent1q…nptg

2025-04-09 19:19:35 UTC

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US is buying real stuff from the world for fake money which they can make unlimited amount of for no cost

2025-03-18 14:17:55 UTC

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Lame western version of vodníkovo sperma

2025-03-18 09:07:31 UTC

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It is hard to keep up. OTOH lot of AI projects is really crappy MVP stuff which doesn't really work

2025-03-17 06:16:02 UTC

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In Czech/Slovak it's strelec which means archer or shooter. Which makes sense considering its long range

2025-03-08 19:53:02 UTC

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Bober kurwa

2025-03-04 07:48:56 UTC

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It's worse than I thought when Trump won the election. Elon is pissing me off with his stupid victim blaming memes.

2025-03-02 13:56:49 UTC

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I have and I gave up, it didn't really work for me.

2025-02-11 07:09:37 UTC

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Maybe Trump will legalize it when someone tells him he could then put tariffs on it.
#nevent1q…zgnf

2025-02-09 14:12:39 UTC

I hate air fryers

2025-02-08 11:36:08 UTC

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True, the CPI is pseudoscience

2025-02-04 12:49:46 UTC

I was wondering why my laptop's fan is running. I checked all processes and nothing was using CPU. After more thinking I've realized that the sun is shining on the laptop 🤦‍♂️

2025-02-04 07:34:09 UTC

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GM, there is no god. But I guess you can still pray...

2025-02-03 18:59:01 UTC

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Funny when running trillion dollar deficits

2025-02-03 16:50:04 UTC

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Conbase

2025-02-03 14:23:18 UTC

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Python was defacto single threaded too because of GIL

2025-02-03 14:07:25 UTC

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Me too. Horribe apps which are just wrapped chrome and consume shitloads of memory

2025-02-02 11:34:57 UTC

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Nazdar!

2025-01-31 20:00:12 UTC

**SPQR**
https://image.nostr.build/9a42c14491701ed5055350a691914b15f735b30b0569e75e347363318ca45fa4.jpg

2025-01-29 20:00:12 UTC

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Cashu/fedimint is quite close this and has great privacy

2025-01-29 11:58:57 UTC

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Yep, cognitive biases are strong

2025-01-29 09:42:54 UTC

I'm not happy about states or central banks stacking bitcoin. The state should stay poor and the people should have the sound money.

2025-01-28 20:36:05 UTC

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Why?

2025-01-27 12:27:56 UTC

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Make America Good Again

2025-01-27 12:26:17 UTC

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GM sir

2025-01-27 10:41:00 UTC

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The yeast is yet to rise
#nevent1q…ddq3

2025-01-26 08:09:00 UTC

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https://image.nostr.build/31604da6562cd1766c76b674046cedf3a5b0362343f0b28ac8581a5df82fd9eb.jpg

2025-01-25 12:31:30 UTC

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You can tag @nprofile…5sjt

2025-01-25 06:53:23 UTC

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GM
#nevent1q…r5dj

2025-01-23 06:32:09 UTC

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Great news
#nevent1q…nvmn

2025-01-22 10:45:53 UTC

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Thanks for reaching out. I'll give it some time to see if it's working well. One issue I can mention is that it seems to consume a lot of data although I have downloaded the podcast locally.

2025-01-22 07:39:17 UTC

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Cool. I think you should really focus on fixing bugs and stability. I am forgiving a lot because I am a big bitcoin and Nostr fan, otherwise I'd stop using Fountain due to bugginess.

2025-01-21 15:24:39 UTC

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Pathetic

2025-01-21 08:08:20 UTC

A gram of diet coke please https://image.nostr.build/807d86b7536a435f7f2684a25bb396ab794631596801dc1cbcce350140d328c0.jpg

2025-01-20 07:54:02 UTC

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Growing up in central/eastern Europe, UK was almost like a promised land for us. Now the Brits are saying 'look at Poland, how good life is there'. How times have changed...
https://fountain.fm/episode/52HJsKwvvy0D2yltUjAi
#nevent1q…c7sr

2025-01-17 07:53:12 UTC

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Stanislaw Lem is quite undervalued in the West

2025-01-14 19:20:06 UTC

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Just @nprofile…edne it

2025-01-13 16:03:54 UTC

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So Bluesky is for fiat and Nostr is for real money

2025-01-12 11:09:21 UTC

As an anglophile I'm really sad about today's Britain. How could it be so fucked up?
https://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/2025/01/11/disability-benefit-remote-checks-fraud-dwp-work-from-home/

2025-01-10 11:55:50 UTC

Government police in UK did nothing about rape gangs. Government park management and firefighters did not prevent LA burning down. But we sure need to pay taxes to keep us safe.

2025-01-08 18:20:34 UTC

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Lot of latin alphabet

2025-01-06 20:42:38 UTC

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Haha it reminds me playing Dune 2 in the olden days

2025-01-06 18:39:40 UTC

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I've been using it for years

2025-01-05 21:05:28 UTC

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I'm upset about promotimg custodial solutions

2024-12-31 14:31:05 UTC

Happy new year year, nostriches! I believe 2025 will be great for #Nostr.

2024-12-30 16:07:37 UTC

Investment grade butter. Also note fiat food label E for a perfectly healthy food.
https://image.nostr.build/025dc3626a58d42a908c843f75aac3c214633f2a0b0b6709907bea86f08965d4.jpg

2024-12-27 17:01:54 UTC

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Galloway's a commie, so of course labour is not left enough for him

2024-12-27 12:47:52 UTC

Political correctness in a nutshell
https://image.nostr.build/7e6c749eb3e89ac149accb32d4bfedaf2d7bd1c9734a514a5c59e02547c4c3c8.jpg

2024-12-25 20:55:46 UTC

I'm in an age when innovation in cast iron pans is a very exciting topic.
https://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/2024/12/25/oxford-rocket-scientists-cast-iron-pan-threatens-le-creuset/

2024-12-22 20:54:03 UTC

Weird feeling to watch our kids being 'educated' the same way as 100 years ago while AI is beating people in more and more tasks every day.

2024-12-20 17:08:48 UTC

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If I say yes, does it invalidate my humility?

2024-12-20 12:54:25 UTC

Don't rot your brain on social media
https://www.telegraph.co.uk/health-fitness/wellbeing/mental-health/brain-rot-scrolling/

2024-12-17 13:37:42 UTC

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