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2024-09-11 16:31:20

Woman Who Made Career Singing About Her Bad Decisions Endorses Kamala
https://babylonbee.com/news/woman-who-made-career-singing-about-her-bad-decisions-endorses-kamala/?utm_source=fediverse

2024-09-02 16:31:21

Source Says Kamala Was Promoted At McDonald's After Having Affair With Mayor McCheese
https://babylonbee.com/news/source-says-kamala-was-promoted-at-mcdonalds-after-having-affair-with-mayor-mccheese/?utm_source=fediverse

2024-08-28 18:46:20

10 Questions Leaked From CNN's Harris/Walz Interview
https://babylonbee.com/news/10-questions-leaked-from-cnns-harriswalz-interview/?utm_source=fediverse

2024-08-25 21:31:19

BREAKING: Libertarian Showers
https://babylonbee.com/news/breaking-libertarian-showers/?utm_source=fediverse

2024-08-09 16:46:20

Mom Sets Record By Enjoying 3 Sips Of Coffee Before Being Bothered By Children
https://babylonbee.com/news/mom-sets-record-by-enjoying-3-sips-of-coffee-before-being-bothered-by-children/?utm_source=fediverse

2024-08-09 16:46:19

Boeing Compensates Stranded Astronauts With $50 Red Lobster Gift Cards
https://babylonbee.com/news/boeing-compensates-stranded-astronauts-with-50-red-lobster-gift-cards/?utm_source=fediverse

2024-07-18 17:16:20

New White House Doctor Sadly Informs Biden Only Cure For COVID Is Euthanasia
https://babylonbee.com/news/doctor-sadly-informs-biden-only-cure-for-covid-is-euthanasia/?utm_source=fediverse

2024-07-16 17:01:21

Oh No! Piece Of Ear Shot Off Trump Begins To Grow Into Second Trump
https://babylonbee.com/news/oh-no-piece-of-ear-shot-off-trump-begins-to-grow-into-second-trump/?utm_source=fediverse

2024-07-12 17:16:27

Catholic Couple Excommunicated For Only Having 5 Kids
https://babylonbee.com/news/catholic-couple-excommunicated-for-only-having-5-kids/?utm_source=fediverse

2024-07-02 15:46:26

Democrats Suddenly Change Slogan To 'Orange Man Good'
https://babylonbee.com/news/democrats-suddenly-change-slogan-to-orange-man-good/?utm_source=fediverse

2024-06-28 17:31:30

Democrats Ask Kristi Noem To Take Biden Out Behind White House Shed
https://babylonbee.com/news/democrats-ask-kristi-noem-to-take-biden-out-behind-white-house-shed/?utm_source=fediverse

2024-06-28 17:16:23

Wife Borrows Husband’s Earbuds Because She Lost Hers UPDATE: She Just Lost Those Too
https://babylonbee.com/news/wife-borrows-husbands-earbuds-because-she-lost-hers-update-she-just-lost-those-too/?utm_source=fediverse

2024-06-18 20:46:21

Sad: Chicago Mayor Has No One To Award Reparations To Because Everyone Got Murdered
https://babylonbee.com/news/sad-chicago-has-no-one-to-award-reparations-to-because-everyone-got-murdered/?utm_source=fediverse

2024-06-14 17:01:20

'Inside Out 2' Introduces New Emotion 'White Guilt'
https://babylonbee.com/news/inside-out-2-introduces-new-emotion-white-guilt/?utm_source=fediverse

2024-06-11 21:46:21

Buc-ee's Announces First Gas Station in Space
https://babylonbee.com/news/buc-ees-announces-first-gas-station-in-space/?utm_source=fediverse

2024-06-11 16:16:22

CNN Claims Hunter Conviction Is Russian Disinformation
https://babylonbee.com/news/cnn-claims-hunter-conviction-is-russian-disinformation/?utm_source=fediverse

2024-06-10 22:46:22

Here's How 12 Different News Outlets Covered Israel's Hostage Rescue
https://babylonbee.com/news/heres-how-12-different-news-outlets-covered-israels-hostage-rescue/?utm_source=fediverse

2024-06-10 21:46:21

Palestinian Researchers Discover Startling Correlation Between Holding Hostages In Your Home And People Shooting You
https://babylonbee.com/news/palestinian-researchers-discover-startling-correlation-between-holding-hostages-in-your-home-and-people-shooting-you/?utm_source=fediverse

2024-06-10 19:16:20

Pastors Reveal Their 10 Favorite Types Of Church Members
https://babylonbee.com/news/pastors-reveal-their-10-favorite-types-of-church-members/?utm_source=fediverse

2024-06-10 18:31:21

90% Of Traffic Collisions Linked To Drivers Taking Pictures Of Cybertrucks
https://babylonbee.com/news/90-of-traffic-collisions-linked-to-drivers-taking-pictures-of-cyber-trucks/?utm_source=fediverse

2024-06-10 17:31:21

Kids Avoid Felony By Defacing Pride Mural With 'Free Gaza' Skid Marks
https://babylonbee.com/news/4d-chess-kids-avoid-felony-by-defacing-pride-mural-with-free-gaza-skid-marks/?utm_source=fediverse

2024-06-10 15:31:21

Biden Asks Why Europe Didn't Just Arrest Conservative Candidates Before Election
https://babylonbee.com/news/biden-asks-why-europe-didnt-just-arrest-conservative-candidates-before-election/?utm_source=fediverse

2024-06-09 20:16:20

Deaf Man Really Enjoying Children’s Church Choir
https://babylonbee.com/news/deaf-man-really-enjoying-childrens-church-choir/?utm_source=fediverse

2024-06-09 01:01:20

Kids Arrested For Driving Scooters Over Pride Flag Wishing They Had Burned American Flag Instead
https://babylonbee.com/news/kids-arrested-for-driving-scooters-over-pride-flag-wishing-they-had-burned-american-flag-instead/?utm_source=fediverse

2024-06-08 19:31:22

Star Wars Fans Upset ‘The Acolyte’ Full Of Woke Stuff Instead Of Siblings Kissing
https://babylonbee.com/news/star-wars-fans-upset-the-acolyte-full-of-woke-stuff-instead-of-siblings-kissing/?utm_source=fediverse

2024-06-07 20:01:24

In Hindsight Fans Realize They Were Too Quick To Call The Holiday Special The Worst Star Wars Project Ever
https://babylonbee.com/news/in-hindsight-fans-realize-they-were-too-quick-to-call-the-holiday-special-the-worst-star-wars-project-ever/?utm_source=fediverse

2024-06-06 20:01:20

Steve Bannon Looking Forward To A Hot Shower, Shave, And Clean Clothes In Prison
https://babylonbee.com/news/steve-bannon-looking-forward-to-a-hot-shower-shave-and-clean-clothes-in-prison/?utm_source=fediverse

2024-06-06 15:31:23

Biden Drops First Bomb On Normandy In 80 Years
https://babylonbee.com/news/biden-honors-d-day-with-ceremonial-dropping-of-the-dookie/?utm_source=fediverse

2024-06-05 22:01:19

53 Investments That Offer A Better Return Than A College Degree
https://babylonbee.com/news/53-investments-that-offer-a-better-return-than-a-college-degree/?utm_source=fediverse

2024-06-05 19:16:20

Boeing Honors Whistleblower With Special, Up-Close View of Rocket Launch
https://babylonbee.com/news/boeing-honors-whistle-blower-with-special-up-close-view-of-rocket-launch/?utm_source=fediverse

2024-06-05 17:01:21

Man Who Resolved To Be Productive Today Now Heavily Invested In Wikipedia Article About Great Molasses Flood Of 1919
https://babylonbee.com/news/man-who-resolved-to-be-productive-today-now-heavily-invested-in-wikipedia-article-about-great-molasses-flood-of-1919/?utm_source=fediverse

2024-06-04 21:16:22

Confused WNBA Player Asks What This Huge Crowd Of People Is Doing At Game
https://babylonbee.com/news/confused-wnba-player-asks-what-this-huge-crowd-of-people-is-doing-at-game/?utm_source=fediverse

2024-06-04 18:31:23

10 Signs You're Living In A Banana Republic
https://babylonbee.com/news/10-signs-youre-living-in-a-banana-republic/?utm_source=fediverse

2024-06-04 17:31:19

In Response To Trump Conviction, Republicans Threaten To Fire Off 'Strongliest Worded Letter Of All Time'
https://babylonbee.com/news/in-response-to-trump-conviction-republicans-threaten-to-fire-off-most-strongly-worded-letter-of-all-time/?utm_source=fediverse

2024-06-03 22:31:19

Angry Fauci Demands Congressmen Address Him As 'The Science'
https://babylonbee.com/news/Fauci-Demands-Congressmen-Address-Him-As-The-Science/?utm_source=fediverse

2024-06-03 20:01:20

American Voters Looking Forward To Choosing Between Convicted Felon And Unconvicted Felon
https://babylonbee.com/news/american-voters-looking-forward-to-choosing-between-convicted-felon-and-unconvicted-felon/?utm_source=fediverse

2024-06-02 20:46:20

Church At Corinth Braces As Little Dots On Text Message From Paul Have Been Bouncing Up And Down For A While
https://babylonbee.com/news/church-at-corinth-braces-as-little-dots-on-text-message-from-paul-have-been-bouncing-up-and-down-for-a-while/?utm_source=fediverse

2024-06-01 20:46:19

‘Welp, 250 Years Wasn't A Bad Run,' Says George Washington Looking On From Heaven
https://babylonbee.com/news/welp-250-years-wasnt-a-bad-run-says-george-washington-looking-on-from-heaven/?utm_source=fediverse

2024-05-31 17:46:18

Trump Has Been Convicted - Here Are The 9 Things That Happen Next
https://babylonbee.com/news/trump-has-been-convicted---here-are-the-9-things-that-happen-next/?utm_source=fediverse

2024-05-31 17:31:20

Iranian Leader Thanks College Students For Their Support And Says If Any Of Them Are Interested He Has A Few Wife Slots Open In His Harem
https://babylonbee.com/news/iranian-leader-thanks-college-students-for-their-support-and-says-if-any-of-them-are-interested-he-has-a-few-wife-slots-open/?utm_source=fediverse

2024-05-31 16:46:19

Democrats Celebrate Trump Being Convicted Of Whatever It Was He Did
https://babylonbee.com/news/democrats-celebrate-trump-being-convicted-of-whatever-it-was-he-did/?utm_source=fediverse

2024-05-31 15:31:21

Trump Reminds Media He Prefers The Term 'Justice-Impacted Individual'
https://babylonbee.com/news/inspiring-trump-becomes-first-ever-justice-impacted-individual-to-run-for-president/?utm_source=fediverse

2024-05-30 19:16:20

Man Celebrates Losing 2 Pounds By Gaining 5 Pounds
https://babylonbee.com/news/man-celebrates-losing-2-pounds-by-gaining-5-pounds/?utm_source=fediverse

2024-05-29 16:46:19

Retired Angel Hernandez Gets New Job Inspecting Planes For Boeing
https://babylonbee.com/news/retired-angel-hernandez-gets-new-job-running-quality-control-for-boeing/?utm_source=fediverse

2024-05-29 16:31:19

9 Damning Pieces Of Evidence Proving Trump Is Guilty
https://babylonbee.com/news/9-damning-pieces-of-evidence-proving-trump-is-guilty/?utm_source=fediverse

2024-05-27 22:01:19

Libertarian Party Nominates Giant Gay Bong
https://babylonbee.com/news/libertarian-party-nominates-giant-gay-bong/?utm_source=fediverse

2024-05-25 20:31:19

Savvy Restauranteur Moves To Take Over Newly Vacant Red Lobster Locations
https://babylonbee.com/news/savvy-restauranter-moves-to-take-over-newly-vacant-red-lobster-locations/?utm_source=fediverse

2024-05-25 15:01:20

Terrorists Learn Harsh Lesson That If You Rape And Murder Women, The United Nations Will Give You Your Own Country And A Billion Dollars
https://babylonbee.com/news/terrorists-learn-harsh-lesson-that-if-you-rape-and-murder-women-the-united-nations-will-give-you-your-own-country-and-a-billion-dollars/?utm_source=fediverse

2024-05-16 22:01:20

Trump And Biden To Debate Again In Clear Sign Of God's Judgment On America
https://babylonbee.com/news/in-sign-of-gods-judgment-on-nation-trump-and-biden-to-debate-again/?utm_source=fediverse

2024-05-16 21:01:19

Donald Trump's 7 Debate Demands Revealed
https://babylonbee.com/news/donald-trumps-7-debate-demands-revealed/?utm_source=fediverse

2024-05-16 19:46:18

Man Still Waiting For Puzzle-Solving Skills He Developed Playing 'Myst' To Become Useful
https://babylonbee.com/news/man-still-waiting-for-puzzle-solving-skills-he-developed-playing-myst-to-become-useful/?utm_source=fediverse

2024-05-16 18:46:22

Sports Illustrated Goes Bankrupt Trying To Provide Enough Catering For Cover Model Shoot
https://babylonbee.com/news/sports-illustrated-goes-bankrupt-trying-to-provide-enough-catering-for-cover-model-shoot/?utm_source=fediverse

2024-05-15 22:31:20

Pro-Lifer Released From Prison After Saying She Was Blocking Abortion Clinic For Palestine
https://babylonbee.com/news/pro-lifer-released-from-prison-after-saying-she-was-blocking-the-clinic-for-palestine/?utm_source=fediverse

2024-05-15 21:46:21

Nancy Pelosi Begins Dressing As Hobo After Learning San Francisco Giving Vodka Shots To Homeless
https://babylonbee.com/news/nancy-pelosi-begins-dressing-as-hobo-after-learning-san-francisco-giving-vodka-shots-to-homeless/?utm_source=fediverse

2024-05-15 20:01:19

With Tithing Down, Pastor Announces Today's Sermon Is Brought To You By Dave's Auto Body Repair Shop
https://babylonbee.com/news/with-tithing-down-pastor-announces-todays-sermon-is-brought-to-you-by-daves-auto-body-repair-shop/?utm_source=fediverse

2024-05-15 19:16:19

Dublin Opens Portal To Hell — Oh, Wait, It's Just New York
https://babylonbee.com/news/dublin-opens-portal-to-hell--oh-wait-its-just-new-york/?utm_source=fediverse

2024-05-15 18:46:18

Local Hero Prevents Red Lobster From Closing Down By Continuing To Order Endless Shrimp
https://babylonbee.com/news/local-hero-prevents-red-lobster-from-closing-down-by-continuing-to-order-endless-shrimp/?utm_source=fediverse

2024-05-15 18:16:20

Here Are Biden's 10 Conditions For Debating Trump
https://babylonbee.com/news/here-are-ten-more-demands-biden-has-made-in-order-to-debate-trump/?utm_source=fediverse

2024-05-14 21:16:20

'Hang On, Let Me Check The Distance With My Rangefinder,' Says Guy About To Duff Ball 6 Inches
https://babylonbee.com/news/hang-on-let-me-check-the-distance-with-my-rangefinder-says-guy-about-to-duff-ball-6-inches/?utm_source=fediverse

2024-05-14 20:01:19

Exercise And 10 Other Dangerous Far-Right Health Conspiracies
https://babylonbee.com/news/exercise-and-10-other-dangerous-far-right-health-conspiracies/?utm_source=fediverse

2024-05-14 16:31:19

Bud Light Announces Genius Comeback Plan To Wait Until Everyone Who Hates Them Dies Of Old Age
https://babylonbee.com/news/bud-light-announces-genius-comeback-plan-to-wait-until-everyone-who-hates-them-dies-of-old-age/?utm_source=fediverse

2024-05-13 23:31:19

In Crazy New Video, MrBeast Blows Up The Sun With Over 400 Nuclear Missiles
https://babylonbee.com/news/in-crazy-new-video-mrbeast-blows-up-the-sun-with-over-400-nuclear-missiles/?utm_source=fediverse

2024-05-13 22:16:19

9 Troubling Signs Your Wife Is An Undercover FBI Agent
https://babylonbee.com/news/9-troubling-signs-your-wife-is-an-undercover-fbi-agent/?utm_source=fediverse

2024-05-13 21:31:20

Study Finds 100% Of Men Cooking On Grill Just Kinda Moving Meat Around And Hoping For The Best
https://babylonbee.com/news/study-finds-100-of-men-cooking-on-grill-just-kinda-moving-meat-around-and-hoping-for-the-best/?utm_source=fediverse

2024-05-13 20:16:20

New York Builds Separate Massive Courthouse Just For Prosecuting Trump
https://babylonbee.com/news/new-york-builds-separate-massive-courthouse-just-for-prosecuting-trump/?utm_source=fediverse

2024-05-13 16:01:19

Latest Polls Show Biden Will Need Twice As Many Fake Ballots To Win Election This Year
https://babylonbee.com/news/latest-polls-show-biden-will-need-twice-as-many-fake-ballots-to-win-election-this-year/?utm_source=fediverse

2024-05-12 22:46:21

Organizer Of Walkout Against Jerry Seinfeld Revealed
https://babylonbee.com/news/organizer-of-walkout-against-jerry-seinfeld-revealed/?utm_source=fediverse

2024-05-12 17:01:19

Total Failure Of An Actor Hasn't Even Played Spider-Man
https://babylonbee.com/news/total-failure-of-an-actor-hasnt-even-played-spider-man/?utm_source=fediverse

2024-05-11 20:16:21

'Why Would I Get My Wife A Mother's Day Gift, She's Not My Mom,' Says Dead Man
https://babylonbee.com/news/why-would-i-get-my-wife-a-mothers-day-gift-shes-not-my-mom-says-dead-man/?utm_source=fediverse

2024-05-11 16:01:19

With Biden Stalling, Israel Announces They Will Just Get American Weapons From Taliban
https://babylonbee.com/news/with-biden-stalling-israel-announces-they-will-just-get-american-weapons-from-taliban/?utm_source=fediverse

2024-05-10 22:01:21

Nation's Husbands Announce They're Just Going To Let The Dishes Soak For A While
https://babylonbee.com/news/nations-husbands-announce-theyre-just-going-to-let-the-dishes-soak-for-a-while/?utm_source=fediverse

2024-05-10 21:31:20

14 Exciting New Lord Of The Rings Films Announced By Warner Bros.
https://babylonbee.com/news/10-exciting-new-lord-of-the-rings-films-announced-by-warner-bros/?utm_source=fediverse

2024-05-10 18:01:21

‘I’m Outraged At Accusations I’ve Taken The Side Of Hamas,’ Says Angry Biden Wearing New Keffiyeh
https://babylonbee.com/news/im-outraged-at-accusations-ive-taken-hamass-side-says-angry-biden-wearing-new-keffiyeh/?utm_source=fediverse

2024-05-09 17:31:20

Not Good: RFK Jr's Worms Started Dropping Spice In His Brain And Now He's Having Visions Of Galactic Jihad
https://babylonbee.com/news/not-good-rfk-jrs-worms-started-dropping-spice-in-his-brain-and-now-hes-having-visions-of-galactic-jihad/?utm_source=fediverse

2024-05-09 16:31:21

Jesus's Parents Realize He's Divine As He Completes Carpentry Project Without Going Back To Home Depot A Single Time
https://babylonbee.com/news/jesuss-parents-realize-hes-divine-as-he-completes-carpentry-project-without-going-back-to-home-depot-a-single-time/?utm_source=fediverse

2024-05-08 17:16:19

Israel Warns Civilians To Evacuate Rafah In Most Incompetent Genocide Ever
https://babylonbee.com/news/israel-warns-civilians-to-evacuate-rafah-in-most-incompetent-genocide-ever/?utm_source=fediverse

2024-05-07 21:31:19

'Me Teach You White Man Secret Of Fire!' Governor Hochul Says To Primitive Black Children Of The Bronx
https://babylonbee.com/news/me-teach-you-white-man-secret-of-fire-governor-kochul-says-to-primitive-black-children-of-the-bronx/?utm_source=fediverse

2024-05-07 19:46:20

Priest Reveals 12 Weirdest Sins People Have Confessed
https://babylonbee.com/news/priest-reveals-12-weirdest-sins-people-have-confessed/?utm_source=fediverse

2024-05-07 18:01:21

Uighur Slaves Struggling To Keep Up With Demand For Palestinian Headscarves
https://babylonbee.com/news/uighur-slaves-struggling-to-keep-up-with-demand-for-palestinian-headscarves/?utm_source=fediverse

2024-05-07 18:01:21

Zelensky Says He Survived An Assassination Attempt And He'll Tell Us The Thrilling Details For Only 45 Billion Dollars
https://babylonbee.com/news/zelensky-says-he-survived-an-assassination-attempt-and-hell-tell-us-the-thrilling-details-for-only-45-billion-dollars/?utm_source=fediverse

2024-05-07 16:31:20

Man Can't Remember What He Came To This Browser Tab For
https://babylonbee.com/news/man-cant-remember-what-he-came-to-this-browser-tab-for/?utm_source=fediverse

2024-05-07 00:46:20

Nabisco Introduces Long-Awaited Chick-fil-A Sauce-Stuffed Oreos
https://babylonbee.com/news/nabisco-introduces-long-awaited-chick-fil-a-sauce-stuffed-oreos/?utm_source=fediverse

2024-05-06 18:31:20

Hamas Celebrates Proposed Ceasefire With Rocket Barrage
https://babylonbee.com/news/hamas-celebrates-proposed-ceasefire-with-rocket-barrage/?utm_source=fediverse

2024-05-05 19:16:19

Disney World Announces New 'The Chosen' Roller Coaster Which Goes Underground For 3 Days Before Rising Again
https://babylonbee.com/news/disney-world-announces-new-the-chosen-roller-coaster-which-goes-underground-for-3-days-before-rising-again/?utm_source=fediverse

2024-05-04 18:46:20

Trump’s Finger Hovers Over ‘Send’ Button As He Ponders Whether Sick Burn Worth Another $10,000
https://babylonbee.com/news/trumps-finger-hovers-over-send-button-as-he-ponders-whether-sick-burn-worth-another-10000/?utm_source=fediverse

2024-05-03 20:31:23

10 Ways To Beat The Fascist Police Coming To Arrest You For Supporting Palestine
https://babylonbee.com/news/10-ways-to-beat-the-fascist-police-coming-to-arrest-you-for-supporting-palestine/?utm_source=fediverse

2024-05-03 18:01:20

James O'Keefe Dresses Up As Karl Marx To Go Undercover With College Encampment
https://babylonbee.com/news/james-okeefe-dresses-up-as-karl-marx-to-go-undercover-with-college-encampment/?utm_source=fediverse

2024-05-02 18:16:20

Missionaries Travel From Africa To Bring The Gospel To United Methodist Church
https://babylonbee.com/news/missionaries-travel-from-africa-to-reach-the-united-methodist-church/?utm_source=fediverse

2024-05-02 18:01:21

Boeing Sadly Announces Whistleblower Shot Self In Back While Falling Off Skyscraper Directly Into Wood Chipper While Wearing Cement Shoes
https://babylonbee.com/news/boeing-sadly-announces-whistleblower-shot-self-in-back-while-falling-off-skyscraper-directly-into-wood-chipper-while-wearing-cement-shoes/?utm_source=fediverse

2024-05-02 17:31:19

37-Year Old Man Suddenly Remembers That He’s Supposed To Be Worrying About The Hole In The Ozone Layer
https://babylonbee.com/news/37-year-old-man-suddenly-remembers-that-hes-supposed-to-be-worrying-about-the-hole-in-the-ozone-layer/?utm_source=fediverse

2024-05-01 21:16:19

Doctor Points On MRI To Part Of Man's Brain Where 'Seinfeld' Bass Riff Has Been Playing For Over Two Decades
https://babylonbee.com/news/doctor-points-on-mri-to-part-of-mans-brain-where-seinfeld-bass-riff-has-been-playing-for-over-two-decades/?utm_source=fediverse

2024-05-01 20:46:19

9 Reasonable Demands From Students Occupying Campus Buildings
https://babylonbee.com/news/9-reasonable-demands-from-students-occupying-campus-buildings/?utm_source=fediverse

2024-05-01 17:16:19

TRAGEDY: AOC Announces She Was Killed During NYPD Raid At Columbia And Is Dead Again
https://babylonbee.com/news/tragedy-aoc-announces-she-was-killed-during-nypd-raid-at-columbia-and-is-dead-once-again/?utm_source=fediverse

2024-05-01 16:46:20

New Study Finds Most Effective Treatment For Depression Watching Scrawny Libs Get Absolutely Manhandled By Police
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