🐘🐘 Humpleupagus 🐘🐘

I will put my trunk on your junk!

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2026-04-01 15:54:37 UTC

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You really don't need that much power for home use. A 1080p movie only needs about 5mbs. If you have 1G nic and switches, the network is the bottleneck, not the drives or cpu. You could use a refurbished Dell tower etc and shove a bunch of drives in it. You can get 24TB HDDs now.
What I do is use Kodi and have a script that fusemounts the server fs when Kodi loads using ssh keys for an account that has read only permissions over sftp only (no ssh terminal access). Then the script umounts when Kodi closes. Same for retroarch etc. So my kids can use it and I don't have to worry about losing shit.

2026-04-01 15:43:15 UTC

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I have a shit ton of computers too. I was putting linux on two old i7s the other day, while I ripped photos from an old windows drive to my wife's i5-14xxx, while I listened to music on my i5-14xxx, which is piped from my server via pulse from mpd, while I updated two laptops... while I back my big server to its mirror. That's not all of my computers. There's more.... 😏

2026-04-01 15:29:10 UTC

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I make music, my kids play games, etc. I have every doom wad ever, every quake iii map and skin, every xonotic map, etc. I never leave my house.

2026-04-01 15:25:18 UTC

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Wget is a command line tool for grabbing webcontent.
For example, I sometimes use
lynx ‐dump -nonumbers -listonly "https...." | grep "pattern" | while read l; do wget "$l"; done

2026-04-01 06:48:53 UTC

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When I come across something, it's usually some shit site that wants you to click through for every file so you see adds. I usually inspect the page first to see if there's an obvious pattern. If not, I build a map and use read with wget.

2026-04-01 06:44:45 UTC

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Not for business. But like I said, I collect shit. I have a lot data. Video game music, sample packs from every sampler going back to the Fairlight CMI etc.

2026-03-28 06:09:05 UTC

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I3wm, 5 monitors, multiple work spaces, all full screen.

2026-03-27 10:27:20 UTC

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Tell me about it. I have PG&E. 😭

2026-03-27 10:25:24 UTC

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Literal jewish space lasers.

2026-03-25 00:47:27 UTC

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2026-03-08 09:51:09 UTC

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Sharp cheddar? 🙄

2026-03-08 09:41:29 UTC

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Tranny alert! 😬

2026-03-08 03:55:53 UTC

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How will she ever learn how to bleed a woman to cure rheumatism? 🤨

2026-03-08 03:52:03 UTC

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You should feed her the every text on Project Gutenberg. You can rsync it. The text fs is approximately 1.2tb.

2026-02-26 05:38:32 UTC

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No. Modern science merely postulates a disease and then tests a substance or treatment. If the treatment doesn't work, the disease is still presumed real. That's anti-scientific. Maybe we have the disease wrong.

2026-02-26 05:27:21 UTC

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A significance test doesn't do what you describe. It ignores outliers. Thanks for playing.

2026-02-26 05:14:41 UTC

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The problem with the scientific model is that it no longer looks for difference.
When medicine first started "outliers" were looked at as being different for some reason, and often as evidence of a different disease. Now the disease is presumed "known" and outliers are just placebo effects

2026-02-25 12:48:08 UTC

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You go be gay in the snow. I'm gonna hang out with Florida man and his hot wife.

2026-02-25 12:44:55 UTC

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Al Bundy.

2026-02-25 12:07:29 UTC

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> Gets the reds
> Plugs in a USB 2.0 mouse.

2026-02-22 08:01:33 UTC

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She's somewhere warm.

2026-02-20 09:52:39 UTC

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Anyway... I'm gonna tell her "Steel Panther"

2026-02-20 09:51:27 UTC

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It's actually worse than my post suggests. My wife logged into my account and that's what she found. She's like.... what have you been listening to?

2026-02-20 09:47:39 UTC

Why are you showing me this, YouTube Music? 😒
https://eveningzoo.club/media/83c9826521652297940d1d5fffc17052540bba4fcfcb66eb7cf58d127a3a70b2.jpg

2026-02-19 10:46:07 UTC

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That's what the guys with the round hats drive when they're not at paraded.

2026-02-17 06:48:33 UTC

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> Public health support
Here's my support: Dudes shouldn't jack estrogen. Imagine a hysterical female with the ability to commit real violence. That's what you get when you mix bitch juice with man bods.

2026-02-12 05:48:32 UTC

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The medical industry lobbies governments to outlaw everything that makes people happy, so they can sell shit that doesn't work.
> Noooooo.... supplemeny x is popular? We better outlaw it.

2026-02-10 10:28:01 UTC

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Or an authorities movement that wanted to reinstate the monarchy and the influence of the catholic church.

2026-02-10 10:24:23 UTC

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He could just ask them to define Fascism. 😏

2026-02-09 01:18:08 UTC

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I just think the beet juice racket is kind of a scam. You can find the active compounds in supplement form for pennies in comparison.

2026-02-09 01:12:18 UTC

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You could just take betaine. It's cheaper.
But vitamin A is probably more important for eye sight.

2026-02-09 00:24:43 UTC

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I think AAA prefers it, and in some countries, it's how you park because it allows a quick exit when someone's trying to jack you.

2026-02-08 05:30:00 UTC

Hide your mother, hide your wife. They're kidnapping everyone around here....
https://nypost.com/2026/02/07/us-news/savannah-guthrie-missing-mom-feb-7/

2026-02-06 07:06:25 UTC

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https://eveningzoo.club/media/1fe1bbe76bc278300a46e0d5f39975102c33944d4785626afdd44b91b245d359.mp4

2026-02-04 03:25:47 UTC

> Sick
> Woke up at 8:40am
> Zoom appearance at 9:00am
> Work until 11:00am
> Eat
> Passout on the living room floor until 5:30pm.
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2026-01-31 11:42:08 UTC

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You can literally tell them to fuck off if you weren't living or doing business here. Giving them any evidence is the wrong move.

2026-01-12 23:45:48 UTC

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75mg Ephedrine, 600mg caffeine, aspirin, fish oil, vitamin b1, b2, b3, b6, b9, b2, C, D, and zinc.

2026-01-03 15:29:03 UTC

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I remember that. It was on every movie I copied.

2025-12-31 07:47:35 UTC

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We have to force companies to change recipes to maybe save 40 kids a year. SMFH.
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2025-12-22 08:56:21 UTC

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No, they're just going to defend her husband for attempting to rape a 16 year old girl. Look it up, kids.

2025-12-22 08:28:06 UTC

Nicki Manaj is the new Candace Owens! 🥳
#nevent1q…54jh

2025-12-20 11:00:20 UTC

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The human brain. Average synapse speed is 10hz.

2025-12-20 10:59:15 UTC

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also runs on average at 10hz.

2025-12-20 09:44:38 UTC

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🤔
https://eveningzoo.club/media/0fe0e6318c8724decaad352bbee4b0ca0acb2a7c9c19a99aceaf9c9110f16482.jpg

2025-12-18 23:43:48 UTC

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Merry Christmas! ❤️
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2025-12-16 23:09:47 UTC

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I called this four months ago. 🤨

2025-12-16 12:08:18 UTC

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I run arch with i3wm on my home office PC. My system idles at about 500mb ram.

2025-12-16 08:28:29 UTC

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I have a couple of core2 duo laptops that run arch with i3wm just fine. Again ssd is the key.
It's all of the NPCs running windows and crying about my vidya that have issues.

2025-12-16 07:09:57 UTC

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The elites don't want you to know this, but you don't need a full blow gui to survive. You don't need 32GB DDR5. You can do most tasks from a terminal using an older i5 with DDR3 and an ssd.

2025-12-14 11:31:14 UTC

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Yes. They were able to burn 1.5M of them in just 1 year using 4 ovens.

2025-12-14 03:19:08 UTC

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> I'm willing to have that conversation. *actually never has it. Does what he wants* — Barack Obama

2025-12-13 08:58:15 UTC

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The real problem is prosecutorial discretion. They can just choose to prosecute a particular, politically unpopular segment of the population without leaving any real recourse. Good luck proving selective prosecution.

2025-12-13 06:28:42 UTC

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I'm sure they'll apply the law equitably during the next round of chimp outs.

2025-12-11 16:20:09 UTC

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DDR5 is what he calls his penis. 😭

2025-12-09 14:46:00 UTC

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This is not a real human.
https://eveningzoo.club/media/28f933a34d35eec1459771db7bf0693a53615f3b613cf0b3ea1b54972b0fceac.jpg

2025-11-25 11:20:52 UTC

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Why'd you skip the part in the middle where he had sex with cat boys? 🤔

2025-11-23 02:43:51 UTC

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Is that straight or compounding? 🤔

2025-10-25 14:17:17 UTC

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I wholly agree. They'd really be better off using IRC. Being able to utilize channels for organization seems like something that those in the disciplines would want.

2025-10-25 14:11:10 UTC

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Yeah. The fedi isn't the most reasonable means to carry out this purpose. I'm just saying, and given my experience, they probably have to be careful, otherwise they may not serve a "charitable purpose".

2025-10-25 14:05:44 UTC

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They probably have to in order to keep their 501(c)(3) status.

2025-10-20 20:38:40 UTC

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She's not buying them for the chickens.
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=y-tYmoqkZ0w

2025-10-20 12:13:51 UTC

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Just use IRC over http. It's just as secure. 🤷‍♂️

2025-10-17 08:23:35 UTC

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My therapist said that if I'm yelling, I'm using it right. 😤

2025-10-15 14:19:01 UTC

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Best evidence rule. Your post is the best evidence we have your a faggot.

2025-10-13 01:56:42 UTC

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That shit will make men milk. 😒

2025-10-11 08:44:27 UTC

New Testament Album was just released. I hope I'm this metal in my late 50s / early 60s.
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2025-10-10 01:49:09 UTC

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He runs the Federal Dessert.

2025-10-09 16:56:41 UTC

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You should slap her on the ass, wink, and then walk away without saying anything further.

2025-10-04 08:26:14 UTC

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Why are your fingers so stubby? 🤔

2025-10-03 22:16:41 UTC

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Can someone explain doughy nerd boys with tattoos? 😒

2025-10-03 14:40:16 UTC

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One.

2025-10-02 14:19:36 UTC

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X11 with pipewire or pulse?

2025-10-02 14:07:49 UTC

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The best analogy I ever heard it that it's like a tank built from surplus parts provided by homeless guys if you buy them a meal.

2025-09-30 20:49:59 UTC

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What if it's a boat full of troons? 🤔

2025-09-06 08:38:30 UTC

So I recieved The American Community Survey letter from from the Census Bureau today. Can anyone explain why the online access code is printed on the front of the envelope.
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2025-08-25 15:02:50 UTC

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Literally me at 3pm.

2025-08-15 22:52:30 UTC

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Read my other reply. The homeschooling statement was just a metaphor for its ultimate use. It's implicature.

2025-08-15 22:32:27 UTC

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So you think they're going to fine and arrest black parents, and the courts are going to totally fine with this?
Trust the plan.

2025-08-15 21:59:50 UTC

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This will only be used to arrest home school moms. 😒

2025-08-15 07:47:55 UTC

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https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hans_Brinker,_or_The_Silver_Skates
https://eveningzoo.club/media/4daf9a0b7bcd9045f85c6067a75a55b0a9de3bb7df9b8e5b3445fa14c8e2d672.jpg

2025-08-15 07:45:49 UTC

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Then explain why you stick your finger in dikes? 🤨

2025-08-13 13:11:52 UTC

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Simp harder, incel.

2025-08-13 12:36:01 UTC

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In a porn star kinda way.

2025-08-12 22:33:06 UTC

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Stick it in your butt. 🤨

2025-08-11 05:16:15 UTC

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Amouranth doesn't look strange though. Blue has bizarre features I could never get my head around. How she looks just makes me feel uneasy, like I'm looking at a skinwalker.

2025-08-11 05:13:21 UTC

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That explains the uncanny valley feeling.

2025-08-08 05:06:54 UTC

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I don't like you, so I didn't read this. 😤

2025-07-28 05:57:52 UTC

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Let's not forget about the Madeleine McCann suspect sketches.
https://eveningzoo.club/media/daf0d055df6ec1440057ab4a7c895d9acd7c68bd35fb8804d9212cdf68cad1dd.webp

2025-07-27 08:29:24 UTC

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I honestly hasn't caused any noticeable problems. Plus it's easy to configure, and looks nice with 20% opacity and no borders or title bar.

2025-07-27 08:18:16 UTC

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I have to do that anyway to use kdeconnect. 😭

2025-07-27 08:09:45 UTC

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The only thing I don't like about the default is that I prefer Konsole, and zsh with p10k. I honestly try to stay in terminal as much as possible. If there's a ncurses or bubble tea app, those are my first choice. I recently even found tgpt, so I can use various AI providers from cli and dump directly to log.

2025-07-27 07:59:30 UTC

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Pro-tip: Download the Manjaro i3wm community build and put it on a usb.
You can use manjaro-chroot -a to chroot into both arch and debian and presumably other distros. The fact it has a one line chroot script really simplifies things when shit goes wrong.

2025-07-27 07:44:49 UTC

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Systemd timers look like a fucking shitshow compared to cron.
> Let me make a 10 line service file instead of a one line cron entry.

2025-07-27 07:34:21 UTC

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Use cron as a hack...
@reboot mkdir /tmp/...

2025-07-27 05:54:15 UTC

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Two more weeks and they're totally going to arrest Obama. 😒

2025-07-27 05:49:55 UTC

I made the mistake of reading the replies to Dan Bongino's post. Fuck people are cringe.
https://nitter.poast.org/FBIDDBongino/status/1949125573055332672
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2025-07-26 11:59:14 UTC

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Ummm... this is why you have a penis.

2025-07-23 04:24:41 UTC

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You need an api key. And have to have an account and credits to use gpt, but it an be used with other providers.
I primarily use it for preliminary research and drafting, which is why teeing to file is nice. I don't have to cut and paste. I just made a script the asks for a log path and tees to that.
I can yank the client path from ranger, and add a log name. Really efficient. Plus it's in a terminal with opacity, so it's easier for me to read. I have trouble reading against solid backgrounds.

2025-07-21 14:51:43 UTC

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I've never really had a need. Ext4 is fine. I've always thought of linux as a throw it up, throw it up again type operating system. I see this as a strength. As long as I have a backup of my home and access to repos, it doesn't take me more than an hour to spin up a build how I like it. I just find snapshots, etc., kinda excessive for something that can be repaired with little effort or time.

2025-07-21 14:45:39 UTC

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Just use ext4. 🤷‍♂️