Leon Brocard

Orange HTTP Hacker. Principal Solutions Architect at Fastly.

Interests: [#web](https://fosstodon.org/tags/web ) [#webPerf](https://fosstodon.org/tags/webPerf )
Website: https://www.astray.com/
GitHub: https://github.com/acme

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2026-08-05 09:57:51 UTC

I never thought I'd be so happy to see a little drizzle. First rain in a month in London.

2026-06-15 16:19:23 UTC

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For my kids, in the UK: https://www.gov.uk/government/news/social-media-to-be-banned-for-under-16s-in-landmark-government-move-to-givekids-their-childhood-back

2026-06-15 15:37:46 UTC

Guess how my under-16 old found out about “Social media to be banned for under-16s”

2026-05-02 10:18:16 UTC

The new stable version of rclone (a command-line program to manage files on cloud storage) is out, including a few of my contributions: https://rclone.org/changelog/#v1-74-0-2026-05-01
#rclone

2026-05-01 07:17:25 UTC

At the moment all I seem to do is write compilers

2026-04-30 09:45:22 UTC

"Agreed, that is technical correct... but confusing"

2026-04-29 07:27:52 UTC

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Could you make the link clickable please?

2026-04-28 20:25:54 UTC

Now it’s warmer I’ve started cycling to work. Coincidentally, all my muscles now ache and I’m exhausted.

2026-04-26 16:47:06 UTC

I kinda want to replace my old Synology NAS, but the hardware and drive prices are wild right now.

2026-04-26 07:07:38 UTC

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Hi, I dug into the code to verify. rclone shows two ETAs calculated independently: the total ETA divides all remaining bytes by combined throughput across all parallel transfers, and the per-file ETA uses only that file's own speed average. A slow large file can look worse than the overall picture. They'll converge as the transfer progresses.

2026-04-24 18:16:48 UTC

It must be friday: Protocol "ttps" not supported

2026-04-22 17:33:38 UTC

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Oh my, given my nick, gotta see this!

2026-04-22 17:13:04 UTC

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Ours say ▢▢ ▢▢ ▢▢▢▢

2026-04-19 18:35:54 UTC

"The site is unusually friendly to markdown-native browsing agents"

2026-04-11 13:38:54 UTC

I have a number of Markdown files, and recently I have realised that Obsidian is pretty good at viewing them, searching them and even treating them like a database Bases. (I know, I'm late to the party). What other Obsidian features should I be aware of?
#obsidian

2026-04-08 14:10:22 UTC

Web Performance advice changes over time:
Web Performance Tuning by Patrick Killelea (1998) recommends pre-starting Java in Netscape, 68K emulation for the Macintosh, and whether to get an internal or external modem.
High Performance Web Sites, by Steve Souders (2007) recommends CSS sprites, how to configure mod_gzip, and mentions CGI scripts.
What advice will raise eyebrows in 2030?
#webperf

2026-04-08 05:57:23 UTC

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:ac_music: The internet is really really great :ac_music:

2026-04-01 07:12:41 UTC

Avenue Q is back in London! I had fun last night and learned that the internet is really really great

2026-03-27 18:28:42 UTC

“I don’t accept human-authored code”

2026-03-23 17:14:45 UTC

One day I will see a progress bar that progresses steadily and then ends

2026-03-22 20:28:11 UTC

"0Gbps NVMe Enclosure" sounds very impressive. Maybe some digits are missing.

2026-03-15 09:29:34 UTC

Benchmarking a new rclone backend on my laptop is tricky. First run, 18 seconds! Second run, 35 seconds because now it's throttling and trying to keep cool.

2026-03-13 10:17:15 UTC

Today I tried to use the "hhttps" protocol. WHY DIDN'T IT WORK?

2026-03-12 10:35:54 UTC

Vary: Origin, Origin, Origin, accept-encoding
... yes, okay, I get it, you want to vary by the origin
#http

2026-03-10 19:30:47 UTC

In the UK Growing up in the online world: a national consultation survey, one of the questions is “Do you know if your child has ever used a VPN?”. I answered yes, of course have! They use Tailscale to watch BBC iPlayer when we’re in France or Germany. https://www.gov.uk/government/consultations/growing-up-in-the-online-world-a-national-consultation

2026-03-08 16:08:41 UTC

I'm setting up a server which is IPv6 only... and it can't connect to GitHub? In 2026?

2026-03-06 07:27:06 UTC

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I had been getting annoyed with the VS Code Markdown preview, so used pandoc to convert to HTML and view it in a browser. This skips a step!

2026-03-05 20:48:24 UTC

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We need a leaderboard of trust

2026-03-05 10:14:22 UTC

Won't anybody think of the metacharacters?

2026-03-04 11:08:03 UTC

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Well guess how I found out…

2026-03-04 10:50:57 UTC

In Ruby 4.0.0, the "CGI library is removed from the default gems"
End of an era!

2026-03-03 13:31:10 UTC

I need to compact my memory. I'm just resting my eyes. On the sofa. In the sun. Mmm.

2026-03-03 06:55:52 UTC

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Love the glitch art

2026-02-28 09:22:56 UTC

Looking forward to the State of the Browser conference today, in the maze that is Barbican. Always good to share modern web, accessibility and web standards. See you there! #sotb #sotb26

2026-02-25 19:58:03 UTC

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One day ahead of me as always!

2026-02-22 16:11:21 UTC

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I guess that eventually we'll settle on USB-C headphones? Or Bluetooh everything?

2026-02-22 16:10:11 UTC

Remember when all our digital devices had headphone jacks? Now I have to worry about dongles and batteries instead, sigh.

2026-02-22 13:28:24 UTC

Oops accidentally in Chinatown for dumplings surrounded by lanterns, firecrackers going off and dancing lions. Sneaked in for tasty dim sum. Happy new year!

2026-02-17 05:02:06 UTC

Wiener schnitzel shrinkflation is real

2026-02-16 17:32:01 UTC

Yet again I’m at a hotel where the WiFi has low bandwidth and high DNS latency. Thanks to all the developers who work to simplify web apps and remove third party blocking assets #webperf

2026-02-12 16:51:33 UTC

Recently, I dove into the language server protocol and contributed to the Falco VCL parser. Mostly so I could produce a TON of GIFs showing off the new functionality of my VS Code extension for Fastly VCL: https://www.fastly.com/blog/bringing-full-vcl-language-support-to-visual
Who knew editors had all these features?

2026-02-11 06:45:45 UTC

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Nice! I’ve recently had success with agents building a marimo notebook, which seems similar to Showboat. It’s lightweight, really just some python code, and can show the output of commands/tables/charts.

2026-02-06 21:04:58 UTC

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FOUR!!4!

2026-02-04 19:27:44 UTC

I love it when software works for me. I have a hot chocolate maker, which is so quiet I can't hear that it is finished and so occasionally my kids get cold hot chocolate.
Enter an energy monitoring smart plug, which Home Assistant monitors and when the power consumption drops from above to below 50 W, it sends me a notification.
Happy kids and actually hot hot chocolate.
More technology should just work and make my life better.
#homeAssistant
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2026-02-04 08:35:11 UTC

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I omitted the zero case to make the chart more readable

2026-02-04 07:54:39 UTC

Modern websites depend on many third party assets in a blocking way… which might affect their availability. I queried the HTTP Archive and crafted some pretty charts for https://www.fastly.com/blog/resilience-in-the-age-of-third-party-dependencies #http
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2026-01-31 07:14:16 UTC

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Love the name

2026-01-30 11:40:38 UTC

I'm super not impressed by blog posts which are obviously not written by a real person

2026-01-27 13:43:38 UTC

I love that Firefox is planning to ship Compression Dictionary Transport with Firefox 149. You can test it in the nightly.
https://bugzilla.mozilla.org/show_bug.cgi?id=2003541
#http

2026-01-27 11:32:38 UTC

Currently I have five different web browsers open. This is a normal number of browsers to have, right?

2026-01-26 07:17:07 UTC

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It’s always been terrible and changed over the years, but never improved

2026-01-23 07:42:29 UTC

The game has loaded, please stop the tape

2026-01-21 07:48:33 UTC

How do you measure the real end-to-end latency of your website in a light-weight way? I investigate the Server-Timing HTTP header and query the HTTP Archive to see how sites across the web use it: https://www.fastly.com/blog/lightweight-latency-measurement-with-server-timing
#http #webPerf

2026-01-21 07:10:59 UTC

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“pokaimon’”

2026-01-19 14:19:52 UTC

Bah, JavaScript doesn't have a BigUint128Array

2026-01-15 11:38:44 UTC

I use hurl for testing HTTP servers, it's great. Today, I wanted to add a feature to access the raw response bytes... only to find that the next version will have it: https://github.com/Orange-OpenSource/hurl/pull/4669

2026-01-14 10:46:04 UTC

"referer: Unknown word". That spelling is used enough times by software on my computer, it must be the real spelling by now.

2026-01-13 15:40:55 UTC

"strftime": Unknown word. Well, yes, not the best name.

2026-01-12 11:48:21 UTC

"user-defined submarines"

2026-01-12 11:24:10 UTC

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Too many rrrrrrr

2026-01-12 10:14:39 UTC

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Oh no it's worse than that, I typoed "error"

2026-01-12 09:59:33 UTC

I had an error in my docs: I typed "error"

2026-01-10 09:31:55 UTC

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I made it more pixelly
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2026-01-10 09:13:36 UTC

Remember when we could see pixels?

2026-01-09 19:02:04 UTC

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I’m not sure that ranking data has improved in quality in the past decades

2026-01-07 12:42:00 UTC

It's pretty impressive how much work a code editor is doing behind the scenes, calling language servers

2026-01-06 14:25:54 UTC

"This is actually reasonable behavior"

2026-01-05 19:12:40 UTC

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All browsers support it https://caniuse.com/http3 and a large percentage of servers do too: https://httparchive.org/reports/state-of-the-web#h3

2026-01-04 20:19:49 UTC

Oh no, I accidentally read online comments

2026-01-01 03:06:50 UTC

Not excited that the “smart” lamp in my hotel room decided to turn on to its brightest setting at 06:00 on the first of January

2025-12-25 06:07:52 UTC

Happy underwater Santa day. It me.
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2025-12-19 16:49:09 UTC

Silly project for the week has been generating kennings (old english figurative compound terms) for Pokemon, and displaying them on a Pimoroni Presto
#pimoroni #pokemon
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2025-12-19 07:17:25 UTC

“Advancing the cyber frontier”

2025-12-17 11:07:34 UTC

I bet you people inadvertently include test files, build artifacts, and development scripts inside editor plugins like Visual Studio Code extensions. Anyone investigated?

2025-12-13 09:12:02 UTC

I've been trying Python notebook alternatives and I quite like https://marimo.io/. It's clean and the files are just Python. Anything else I should look at?

2025-12-13 09:10:20 UTC

I love it when I notice /ftp/ in a path on the web. A nice stable URL ;-)

2025-12-12 07:50:18 UTC

This website hates the web and its users, because it won’t let me view the content I came for in landscape mode
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2025-12-10 16:27:08 UTC

Oh no, I've been paying domain fees for 26 years for a throwaway joke domain

2025-12-10 14:49:49 UTC

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Metrics also have descriptions. The most common are:
image
HIT
bur
dca
US
396982
Many providers use three-letter airport codes to identify their datacenters. The last one is an ASN.
Other interesting values:
%!d(string=tracker)
00000000-0000-0000-5000-000000000000
1
application/javascript
inactive
STALE
UNCACHEABLE
us-east-1
variants
width=1920

2025-12-10 12:18:13 UTC

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Metrics have names. Here are some odd ones that I found:
actually-load-product-groups
ALL_SERVER
CHECK-IF-SPECS-EXIST
for_you_enrich_comments_offset
getRamProperties
getToast
grape_key
iron_gate_lock
is_disabled_globally
lighthouse-operations
lion
load-product-groups-to-load
lunar-data
mid-OfflineMiddleWare
mw-hotness-cold
NOCACHE
not_red
overhead
pause_per_write
pet
piano
prolog
query-total-lara
retrieve-cats
SauronOverallTimer
SELECT_FROM_sites
spicedb_filter
terminator_rt
undefined
vanilla

2025-12-10 11:53:26 UTC

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Server-Timing "enables a server to communicate performance metrics about the request-response cycle to the user agent".

2025-12-10 11:51:41 UTC

So who wants to know about funny Server-Timing metrics?
#webperf

2025-12-09 09:40:14 UTC

Good news, my daughter is learning binary

2025-12-08 14:21:58 UTC

I love instantly loading websites and I'm impressed by @fabkru.bsky.social's deep dive into how Speed Kit achieve this, including always compressing with Compression Dictionaries: https://calendar.perfplanet.com/2025/web-performance-2025-the-shift-from-optimization-to-prediction/
#webPerf

2025-12-03 09:23:27 UTC

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I’m doing that, except it’s tea. Much more relaxing than computers.

2025-11-26 16:14:43 UTC

I appreciate how Mastodon works on dodgy train Wi-Fi, while most of the web does not

2025-11-24 21:26:13 UTC

But how do tools find the “Tool Search Tool”?

2025-11-24 10:37:23 UTC

The font used by the new https://www.eurovision.com/ site is called "Singing Sans" #eurovision

2025-11-22 18:29:13 UTC

I don’t realise that the London Perl & Raku Workshop 2025 is next week. Anyone going? #perl http://act.yapc.eu/lpw2025/

2025-11-21 14:22:22 UTC

Overheard at home: “computers are okay sometimes”

2025-11-19 16:39:17 UTC

"Planning an event? This hotel has facilities measuring 0 square feet (0 square meters), including conference space" is a good example of how high quality data is important

2025-11-18 16:34:02 UTC

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Yes!

2025-11-17 21:30:45 UTC

I have a multimeter. Let the probing begin!

2025-11-17 15:52:40 UTC

:EMOJICODE:

2025-11-17 13:21:34 UTC

"You might want to add dependabot[bot] to the contributors list if you want to acknowledge automated contributions"

2025-11-13 20:22:57 UTC

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Micro pigs?