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Aka “Yo Ass”. Post-neoluddite. 🏓, 📖, 🎶, ⊫¬∀∃, ؎, 🐈, and 💓 while it lasts. Once upon a midnight dreary, it tolls for thee.

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2026-05-12 19:57:15 UTC

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Nnnnnnoooo, that’s just the number Kegbreth pulled out of his ass. I’ve seen more credible estimates pointing towards triple that.

2026-05-04 12:36:37 UTC

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2/2 … and much the same people going teary-eyed murmering “nooit meer” as they look away from or gaslight the nazi terror squads roaming the country in orchestrated fashion.
Important, but perfunctive theater is not the important bit. Recognizing the ascendency of fascism, its presence in our streets, entrenchment in our institutions, in our parliament, in our government is.
We need to fight fascism. Symbolic rituals? Fine, but if it’s just cynical theatre, then no.

2026-05-04 12:31:23 UTC

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I think it’s important too. Very.
I also find it hard to stomach the cynic hypocrisy of stuff like, actual nazi theory propagators laying flowers in remembrance of nazi horrors; of people that actively agitate against freedom of speech, have motioned outlawing resistance to fascism and siccing the state’s repressive machinery against demonstrators spouting off about “celebrating freedom”; …
1/2

2026-05-03 17:54:10 UTC

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Dat is halucinant met opzet. Dat is opzettelijk, is een structureel ingezette tactiek en heet gaslighting.
De journos doen er aan mee. Een demonstratie op een gemeentelijke weg wordt steevast “snelwegblokkade” genoemd, en naziknokploegen zijn “relschoppers” of “bezorgde burgers”.

2026-04-30 12:34:14 UTC

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It’s just Vibislop doing typical Viboslop things. Of course it’s not okay, and the company gets wristslapped ever so gently evey now and then for its transgressions. And then carries on doing what it does.

2026-04-24 11:53:14 UTC

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Het is natuurlijk schandalig.
Het is ook precies wat verwacht kan worden van platforms bestierd door megalomane multimiljardairs met extremistische antiemancipatoire agendas. Die we om onbegrijpelijke redenen laten bestaan.
En ik vraag me af: wat bezielt een mens, in het bijzonder een mens als prooi in het vizier, om zo’n platform met je aanwezigheid te willen versterken?

2026-04-17 14:39:49 UTC

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De wet is slecht voor het vestigingsklimaat. Stem VVD.

2026-03-30 11:45:35 UTC

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No. The grid isn’t indestructible, at least not necessarily. That requires a distributed architecture, self-balancing and free of failure points.

2026-03-30 11:09:02 UTC

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Many more of such choke points exist. That fragility comes with scale-up.

2026-03-26 17:35:08 UTC

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Doesn’t exactly read like a ban to me, this allowing of slop edits.

2026-03-12 11:29:51 UTC

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Ah. Shitfluencer taxdodgers getting fleeced by shitfluencers.

2026-03-03 18:37:56 UTC

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Don’t recall Churchill offering up subservience to hostile fascist dictators either

2026-03-01 12:40:50 UTC

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Why not an entire week?
0. Sunday Papers • Joe Jackson
1. Home On Monday • Little River Band
2. Take Me To The Mardi Gras • Paul Simon
3. Wednesday Week • The Undertones
4. Like A Summer Thursday • Townes Van Zandt
5. Friday Night Jamboree • Yellowman
6. (Looking for) The Heart Of Saturday Night • Tom Waits

2025-10-07 15:23:27 UTC

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certainly. It’s the phrase “renewables, including nuclear” that poked my eyes.

2025-10-07 15:20:22 UTC

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Politicians don’t go after politicians, fascists excepted.
It’s up to the judicial branch to uphold the law.

2025-10-07 03:25:01 UTC

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Uranium isn’t a renewable.

2025-09-02 14:33:00 UTC

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JLR allowed Windows in their infrastructure. Those seeking to celebrate the same achievements should follow the lead.
The rest of us: keep the leper colony at bay.

2025-07-13 18:50:28 UTC

Open deur, natuurlijk, maar ik snap echt niet hoe iemand kan denken dat “technisch probleem mer de munitie” aangewend kan worden als verklaring als verhongerende mensen bij een waterpunt onder vuur genomen worden door tanks en sluipschutters. Hoe?
En hoe kun je dat klakkeloos herhalen als journalist? Hoe?

2025-06-26 15:20:21 UTC

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All that costly complex tech while we simply could have yeeted Elon into the sun while xittering about his genius sperm

2025-06-21 11:30:35 UTC

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2025-06-14 10:01:32 UTC

What if there were no hypothetical questions?
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2025-04-21 10:14:28 UTC

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That type of brain surgery, I’d say, is also known as “education”. Which for many intertwined reason is antithetical to the Murrican Spirit, sadly.

2025-04-07 16:13:43 UTC

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Well at least we’re about to see what happens to scavenger economies when the flow or resources they thrive on dries up.

2025-04-06 19:50:50 UTC

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Dit. Dit is waar ik me overheen moet zetten als me gevraagd wordt te tekenen voor petities tegen het afschaffen van de publieke omroep. Je bedoelt, die publieke omroep die de hele tijd nazi-frames voorop blijft zetten? En dan een boel nazi’s aan tafel haalt om nazi-frames te bespreken?

2025-04-01 19:10:18 UTC

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The shape of that curve shows acceleration. Even worse.

2025-03-31 12:55:52 UTC

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Well I couldn’t ask for another

2025-03-16 11:45:00 UTC

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hot search: “F35 alternative avionics”

2025-02-21 15:20:28 UTC

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ofc. Obvious outcome.
I know it’s old and stale, but people really do need to realize “the Cloud” is just smoke and mirrors language for “somebody else’s system, and they own your stuff now”.

2025-01-21 12:35:42 UTC

Attn you IT systems maintainers.
Do you manage datasets containing birth sex? Place of birth? Ancestral nationality? Gender? Political, sexual, religious preference? Health care history? *poof* no you don’t.
Now make it so. It’s prevention time; time to run if you can. And hide. Don’t do the gestapo’s work for them.

2025-01-20 23:42:01 UTC

More. Cat. Pix. Needed. Right paw in check. Please. #catsofmastodon
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2025-01-19 14:55:14 UTC

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Well, except that TikTok wasn’t blocked at all. Bytedance itself decided to stop answering US-originated requests. There’s been no order to block; and no ISP taking that action.
What we’re seeing is a dance, moving around looking for bargaining chips. Pretending this is the govt blocking things is one of the feints in that dance.

2025-01-13 14:05:17 UTC

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If a company, then I have problems with the company

2024-12-21 12:54:02 UTC

Musk worshipper, Wilders superfan and AfD sympathizer commits an extreme-right act of terror, one day after Musk’s call to action. A, sadly, all too comon example of stochastic nazi terrorism.
Journos: “HE’S A SAUDI!!!!”
Do. Better.

2024-12-07 15:01:01 UTC

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Maybe I'm not the world’s biggest Xmas tripe fan. #music #careycalypse #whamageddon
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2024-11-23 10:31:09 UTC

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Nee? Hoe zou jij die push om het demonstratierecht “in te perken” en die push om vergaande monitoring van de private communicatie van burgers dan noemen?

2024-11-23 09:02:55 UTC

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uitleggen? Er is vast wel een distractie te regelen. Of - dit IS de distractie, terwijl ondertussen het recht op tegengeluid afgeschaft wordt, en de machine voor staatsrepressie opgetuigd.

2024-11-22 13:54:03 UTC

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plan excellent. How do we deal with that nasty NATO then, especially that pesky Article 5?
Oh, I think I know. *waves hand*

2024-11-20 22:01:11 UTC

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You made it! Gays, trans men, men disloyal to the God Emperor, etc. etc. are already squarely in the fascist’s crosshairs.

2024-11-19 09:26:15 UTC

Er zijn natuurlijk van die dingen, deze tijd van het jaar, waar je eindeloos tijd in kunt steken.
https://www.politie.nl/aangifte-of-melding-doen/meldformulier-vuurwerkoverlast.html?sid=753cd47f-001f-446a-90c0-ffbce5f4099f

2024-11-03 09:05:07 UTC

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2024-10-23 15:36:46 UTC

Nareis op nareis was de nazileugen, proefballon op proefballon de naziwerkelijkheid.

2024-10-20 08:06:35 UTC

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Paolo Conte - Boogie
Gypsy Kings - Boogie
Baccara - Yes Sir, I Can Boogie
Insane Clown Posse - Boogie Woogie Wu
Skatetown USA - Boogie Nights
Bonus:
Andrews Sisters - Boogie Woogie Bugle Boy
Kool & The Gang - Jungle Boogie
Kruder & Dorfmeister - Boogie Woogie
Ah well.

2024-10-15 21:38:20 UTC

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I hope we won’t have to find out.

2024-10-15 21:06:48 UTC

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I understand the need for hope in dire times, but repeating it doesn’t make it true.
A Trump win or successful coup after loss is the end of democracy in the US. And there sadle is a chance in hell, for both.

2024-10-15 16:47:25 UTC

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It depends. Harris may win, and the subsequent Trump putsch may fail. This future will contain elections. Even then: voter suppression, gerrymandering, the electoral college.
Unless that happens, you get to welcome a God-Emperor set out to start a reign of terror. This future will not contain any real elections. I see a way in hell.

2024-10-15 16:22:58 UTC

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it is within the realm of possibilities still, even now, that this will not be the last US election.

2024-10-15 15:13:45 UTC

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Wel, onder de noemer “beter ten halve gekeerd dan ten hele gedwaald” zou dat nog verkoopbaar zijn.
Volledige rehabilitatie zit er natuurlijk nooit in, maar aangezien het doek toch al gevallen is voor #NSC is dat laatste beetje eerherstel het maximaal haalbare.

2024-10-13 08:46:58 UTC

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You should never hold a candle
If you don't know where it's been

2024-10-12 20:07:37 UTC

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News guy wept and told us earth was really dying, cried so much his face was wet then I knew he was not lying

2024-10-12 20:01:14 UTC

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may all your rules and wisdom choke you

2024-09-28 09:08:27 UTC

Lesser of evils leads to Overton shifting. Congrats US, you now have TWO Nazi parties to choose from.
“On her first trip to the southern border as the Democratic presidential nominee, Vice President Kamala Harris delivered one of her party’s toughest speeches on immigration and border policy in a generation.”
https://politicalwire.com/2024/09/27/democrats-hard-line-evolution-on-immigration/
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2024-09-28 08:36:58 UTC

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Niet eens zo lang geleden sprak ik met een oude boer, inmiddels gestorven, waar ik bevriend mee was.
Hij vertelde over overstromingen en evacuaties, en dat bij katholieke boeren de volgende frase in het gebed zat:
“Geef ons heden ons water en brood
En af en toe een kleine watersnood.”
Om dezelfde reden. Gratis geld.

2024-09-27 18:05:30 UTC

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Just one?

2024-09-27 12:32:50 UTC

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Wait what it doesn’t? And yet Microsoft (to name one) still exists?

2024-09-25 07:20:04 UTC

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En graan waar het bier en de baksels van gemaakt zijn. En olijf- en andere olieën. De vruchten waar het sap en veel van de overige drankjes op gebaseerd zijn.
Wat is toch die kortsluiting die mensen doet denken dat het alleen eten of drinken is als er kadaver in zit?

2024-09-21 16:26:35 UTC

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Manon -Jeugd van Tegenwoordig
Klara - Boegies
Angeline - Peter Koelewijn
Billericay Dickie, Sweet Gene Vincent - Ian Dury
Emily - John Cale

2024-09-21 16:18:09 UTC

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one shudders to think about what he actually means that he himself will turn these poor women into a state of bliss “inmediately”.
Hands off, rapist. You have no right to such claims.

2024-09-18 16:50:25 UTC

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Today in “anything but the metric system” news…

2024-09-17 12:59:06 UTC

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“Koning Willem-Alexander heeft dinsdag tijdens de troonrede de extreemrechtse standpunten van het kabinet-Wilders moeten verkondigen—”
Nee. Wimmel verkoos dat te doen, terwijl hij dat ook had kunnen laten.
Het is een statement, hoe dan ook. In dit geval is het statement er een van collaboratie.

2024-09-17 12:45:34 UTC

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“De gegevens in dit rapport zijn gebaseerd op onlineonderzoek van Ipsos I&O onder een representatieve steekproef van 2.208 stemgerechtigde Nederlanders. De steekproef is grotendeels getrokken in het I&O Research Panel.“
Kortom, nattevingerwerk met grootse conclusies op basis van een piepkleine, en slechts stipulatief representatieve, sample.
Bubble schmubble. Dit is gewoon maar wat roepen omwille van clickbaitproductie.

2024-09-15 08:03:16 UTC

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Ivo Pogorelić, obviously.

2024-09-12 17:34:15 UTC

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Armagideon Time, The Clash (live, Concert for the people of Kampuchea)

2024-09-12 17:30:26 UTC

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5SoS, Teeth
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2024-09-12 07:23:34 UTC

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Oh how I remember. It came out, and Ashes to Ashes got a lot of airtime.
My Bowie enthusiasm was waning already (a bit) after Lodger (highs and lows, that album). Tried to embrace Scary Monsters and put in the effort, but failed. Then Let’s Dance came and did its thing, but somehow it never got deep again.
Excuse me while I put “Five Years” on repeat now.

2024-09-03 10:27:33 UTC

If our entire future wasn’t at stake it’d be downright comical, this narrative in which everything’s just rearguard actions between right-wing reactionaries and outright fascists.
Journos, why did you let the Overton window shift beyond batshit?

2024-09-02 14:42:46 UTC

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Lacking any form of moral compass, all territories are uncharted.

2024-08-24 12:12:30 UTC

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Sunday to saturday, a week.
0. Emily, John Cale.
1. Chain Gang, Sam Cooke
2. Attack of the Ghost Riders, Raveonettes
3. Everyday I Love You Less and Less, Kaiser Chiefs
4. Common People, William Shatner (the Pulp original works too)
5. C’est le vent, Betty - Gabriel Yared
6. Nein, Mann! - Laserkraft 3D

2024-08-04 08:24:38 UTC

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1. Radiohead - OK Computer
2. Neil Young - (eponymous)
3. Paul and Linda McCartney - Ram
4. Nina Hagen Band - (eponymous)
5. Red Hot Chili Peppers - Blood Sugar Sex Magik