Flexghost. / is on Nostr

I'm here to kick ass and chew bubblegum and I'm all out of bubblegum

Last Notes

2024-07-31 12:26:01

Well that does it!
Now I’m voting for Kamala twice.
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2024-07-27 12:24:37

“Christians get out and vote!
“In four years, you don’t have to vote again
“we’ll have it fixed so good you’re not gonna have to vote.”
Fascism.
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2024-07-26 13:43:28

I laughed so hard coffee came out my nose ☕️
No, fascist loving New York Times, he hid like a coward. Donald Trump is hiding from debating Kamala like a coward
…Why don’t you go post another article about how he was a brave little soldier with his ear owie from a glass fragment
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2024-04-27 03:00:28

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@npub1wuj…6uhc Its good? They're awesome

2024-04-27 01:15:00

** IT’S HERE! FRIDAY NIGHT MUSIC THREAD ON #MastodonMusic **
Tonight’s theme is:
🎬🎞️📽️ STAR OF STAGE AND SCREEN! 📽️🎞️🎬
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🎵 Post music made for—or featured in—movies...along with what you’re drinking. 🎶
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Bonus points if someone who made the film helped make the song!
🍷 Charlie Chaplin ‘The Kid’ + Sidecar🍸
Post often • share • make some friends
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2024-02-02 15:17:51

561 dead
An unknown amount sick
Imagine making a CPAP machine that blows gas and foam particles into peoples lungs
…then giving the consolation of $100 for victims time returning the killer CPAP machines
…then offering a replacement that emits formaldehyde
…but still selling them to other countries, promising you won’t do so in the US because you’re totally sorry you killed people
Capitalism and medical care *do not mix*
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2024-01-31 04:05:57

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@npub1a24…etnp Let's buy drugs with it.

2024-01-31 03:59:34

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@npub1a24…etnp You need to put that in a high yield mutual fund so that your tea works for YOU

2023-12-20 21:54:11

Oklahoma rolling out the Christmas spirit this year
…by outlawing homelessness
Board of City Commissioners in Shawnee passed an ordinance prohibiting sleeping outdoors as well as sitting or lying down in the right-of-way
It passed in a 6-1 vote
“God bless us, every-one”
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2023-10-25 19:03:03

Meet Mike Johnson, the new Speaker of the House:
Wants a national abortion ban
Wants to end funding for Ukraine
Wants to end same sex marriage
Wants to eliminate Social Security, Medicare and Medicaid
Part of the Ken Paxton lawsuit to overturn the 2020 election results
Was THE MASTERMIND BEHIND THE J6 PLOT
There are no moderate republicnas. Only traitors.
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2023-09-23 18:45:52

“But her emails”
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2023-09-23 00:55:24

** IT’S HERE! FRIDAY NIGHT MUSIC THREAD ON #MastodonMusic **
Tonight’s theme is:
✩°｡⋆⸜ yes, there’s a COVER 🎧✮₊˚⊹
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🎵 Imitation is a form of flattery. Sometimes. Post excellent covers along with what you’re drinking.
**Bonus points if the cover is better than the original🎶
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La la la
La la la la la
La la la
La la la la la
https://youtu.be/i7agLjHqkHo?feature=shared
🍷 Flaming Lips “Can’t Get You Out of My Head” + Laphroaig 🍸
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2023-09-18 21:44:27

According to investigators, Trump wrote to-do lists for his assistant which he marked “Classified”
What did they say…
//Wrong answers accepted
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2023-08-15 12:38:18

DeSantis wants to “move on” from his losing fight with Disney and he pleads for them to drop their lawsuits
Crybully Republicans: Pick a fight you can’t win and blame everyone else
Wanna know who hasn’t “moved on” ?
Disney’s lawyers.
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2023-08-11 20:43:39

BREAKING: Ohio’s *GOP-controlled Supreme Court* rejects republicans legal challenge to the abortion rights amendment
This clears the way for voters to enshrine reproductive freedom in Ohio’s Constitution
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2023-08-05 01:28:16

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@npub1w0k…z3sz hahahaha
Juicy fruit as well.
All of them.

2023-08-05 01:13:26

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@npub1w0k…z3sz
This song is already about anal sex. It’s not gonna get more classroom friendly.

2023-08-05 00:42:34

** IT’S HERE! FRIDAY NIGHT MUSIC THREAD ON #MastodonMusic **
Tonight’s theme is:
🍁💨🍄 THEME MUSIC 💊🦄🌈
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🎵 EARWORM ALERT! Post a theme song from a show, movie, *video game*, or commercial along with what you’re drinking 🎶
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Take a sniff
Pull it out
The taste is gonna move ya when you pop it in your mouth!
🍷 Juicy Fruit • Gin + mint + vermouth + sugar + soda 🍸
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