Joe Fabisevich

“Apps genius” - Colleen. I used to work on making Twitter a bit healthier, then that went to hell. Now I make puns in NYC & indie apps @redpanda.club.

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2024-08-11 23:30:02

Neither have the Harlem Globetrotters, yet I don’t hear peoppe talking about their improbable run of dominance.
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2024-08-11 23:30:02

The only thing I can think of using Amazon’s AI for is to figure out how the hell to navigate AWS, but of course that's the one thing it refuses to do.
https://scontent.cdninstagram.com/v/t51.29350-15/454866994_7730416563737180_112920312722844377_n.jpg?_nc_cat=106&ccb=1-7&_nc_sid=18de74&_nc_ohc=r8dJgyXvj58Q7kNvgFcGE39&_nc_ht=scontent.cdninstagram.com&oh=00_AYCcp6sZzERrAuyC440nlqB6vG9pKY4SJQft_InS0dWO8A&oe=66BF1059

2024-08-06 01:30:03

I desperately wish for Apple to stop breaking presentation detents in new and mysterious ways.
https://scontent.cdninstagram.com/v/t51.29350-15/454071211_1651008905742559_979262615854890742_n.jpg?_nc_cat=106&ccb=1-7&_nc_sid=18de74&_nc_ohc=aBMKnj5idBYQ7kNvgEyUtPT&_nc_ht=scontent.cdninstagram.com&oh=00_AYCwEwgVeLWpW13l5gMZ-gT9gH61K8y_0CfuuuThXahBIg&oe=66B75825

2024-08-06 01:30:03

Jean Valjean, is it really unethical to steal a loaf of YouTube videos to feed my family?
RE: https://www.threads.net/@techmeme/post/C-S4BRfqYLl

2024-08-06 01:30:03

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Also worth noting that finding something that can write valid AppleScript means that AGI must already be here.

2024-08-04 03:30:02

Do you even lift bro? caturday
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2024-07-30 20:30:01

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This joke is so dumb, but I love it.

2024-07-30 20:30:01

I love going to the track and betting on the data races.

2024-07-29 21:30:02

I've seen so many doctors over the last three years trying to figure out an ailment that no one can diagnose that I'm starting to see doctors who's titles sound straight up made up, like an OMFS.

2024-07-27 20:30:03

After I got married all misunderstandings quickly became mrsunderstandings.

2024-07-24 09:30:02

Imagine paying for this much bad press? What a giant self-own. https://fortune.com/2024/07/23/elon-musk-backs-down-from-45-million-a-month-pledge-to-trump-says-he-doesnt-subscribe-to-cult-of-personality/
https://scontent.cdninstagram.com/v/t51.29350-15/452296104_778571297681466_3344438332699984143_n.jpg?_nc_cat=101&ccb=1-7&_nc_sid=18de74&_nc_ohc=0UxnnkClSOkQ7kNvgETJ9tA&_nc_ht=scontent.cdninstagram.com&oh=00_AYDG9ijaedl2h8evqMtfO9-vJS5Id7O6JabVRBtKwd96yQ&oe=66A6BF78

2024-07-19 15:30:01

JOE BIDEN WHAT HAVE YOU DONE??
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2024-07-19 15:30:01

Today would be a good day for people to re-read this short essay with the perfect domain.
https://how.complexsystems.fail/

2024-07-19 12:30:02

I promise to never stop shitposting no matter how many times Apple features Plinky on the App Store.
https://scontent.cdninstagram.com/v/t51.29350-15/451602426_1188396355831738_6088741371343981768_n.jpg?_nc_cat=100&ccb=1-7&_nc_sid=18de74&_nc_ohc=Lu7k-PLnOvwQ7kNvgFymuf8&_nc_ht=scontent.cdninstagram.com&oh=00_AYDaEHEMfmzQfDVFhYqwekdDavo6IFTuTgubuio_eji92w&oe=66A04688

2024-07-16 18:30:03

All the "socially liberal fiscally conservative" VCs are now supporting some really socially conservative candidates, hmm. 🤔

2024-07-14 14:30:02

People don’t realize you can wish someone a happy belated birthday 364 days of the year. You can just do it, it's not illegal, make someone happy.

2024-07-12 00:30:02

🎶 I'm bringing sexy back 🎶
🎶 We're still within the 30 day return window 🎶

2024-07-12 00:30:02

I recently learned that Amazon's "ask a question about this product" feature is just an LLM, which means you can ask it anything you want.
https://scontent.cdninstagram.com/v/t51.29350-15/450382768_1806552303167147_1359612126570073971_n.jpg?_nc_cat=101&ccb=1-7&_nc_sid=18de74&_nc_ohc=LzGn4Bx1A5UQ7kNvgH64jX0&_nc_ht=scontent.cdninstagram.com&oh=00_AYDWv_i5K8yzmn8QxJqItDr9x9WniglYRHij8M_U1fzX1w&oe=6696535F

2024-07-11 21:30:02

Absolutely mind-blowing that you can now ask your terminal to do things like this, and it just does it for you.
https://scontent.cdninstagram.com/v/t51.29350-15/450785241_788878870067896_7163426999822153798_n.jpg?_nc_cat=100&ccb=1-7&_nc_sid=18de74&_nc_ohc=3mZ6dCHdqnAQ7kNvgGYvdAH&_nc_ht=scontent.cdninstagram.com&oh=00_AYBM289c_PK-E2bKsN38uSXEi0oNgoX5giinH_s_JuVQbA&oe=66962417

2024-07-10 22:30:02

A performance trick people don’t want to tell you about because they want their code to be faster than yours: unsafely manipulate memory.

2024-07-10 22:30:02

99% of the people who thought they were bringing enough heat to force @npub1p2q…a48y off Threads wouldn't last more than 45 seconds of getting replies on 2017 Twitter.

2024-07-10 21:30:03

I wish I knew who this was but there's no way to know because of end to end encryption.
https://scontent.cdninstagram.com/v/t51.29350-15/450850296_1072158084428664_8674546461883481498_n.jpg?_nc_cat=100&ccb=1-7&_nc_sid=18de74&_nc_ohc=TziA00Iu94cQ7kNvgFBH-tO&_nc_ht=scontent.cdninstagram.com&oh=00_AYCV6bY0u0AaRcoAPl3YoueqVgrRDA966EuCrgbW5FMFCA&oe=6694D325

2024-07-10 21:30:03

The hardest problem in computer science is running a Python script that has at least one dependency.

2024-07-08 20:30:04

When iOS 18 starts automatically tinting app icons in dark mode without asking.
https://scontent.cdninstagram.com/v/t51.29350-15/450216074_841661874147425_3339578668222509885_n.jpg?_nc_cat=104&ccb=1-7&_nc_sid=18de74&_nc_ohc=t6SfKqoDIZsQ7kNvgH6lvVo&_nc_ht=scontent.cdninstagram.com&oh=00_AYC5e-NU770PmrXBlQvrCYx0OvAT9v4pbSxpiA2JQ4-Yww&oe=669230A2

2024-07-08 03:30:02

Everyone expects an LLM to be a magical machine that gives you answers or does your homework but I find myself saying "I paired with Claude on this code" or "I asked ChatGPT to help work with me on this" more and more, which I think is the right mental model to have.

2024-07-06 23:30:03

Room temperature is a pretty useless unit of measure since you can make a room any temperature.

2024-07-06 23:30:03

We live in an amazing time where we have one store that sells chocolate bars and toilet paper. This is why productivity has stagnated, the age of specialization is dead, Adam Smith is rolling over in his grave.

2024-07-06 23:30:03

Me 5 minutes before I don’t go for my run.
https://scontent.cdninstagram.com/v/t51.29350-15/450084511_7933082440082927_4655345737170436192_n.jpg?_nc_cat=106&ccb=1-7&_nc_sid=18de74&_nc_ohc=b2d5DKTGhT8Q7kNvgGGbW6R&_nc_ht=scontent.cdninstagram.com&oh=00_AYCpndSAKTOsoiNWiRV7FX4ck8l7lwLBlDrU-Hj_MtsqrA&oe=668FC383

2024-07-05 13:30:02

Why would anyone want followers? The thing that killed Jesus.

2024-07-05 13:30:02

Yeah I'm woke.
https://scontent.cdninstagram.com/v/t51.29350-15/449860464_503280702132092_538833586651673687_n.jpg?_nc_cat=107&ccb=1-7&_nc_sid=18de74&_nc_ohc=3E8xQCLYnPgQ7kNvgFsfsoq&_nc_ht=scontent.cdninstagram.com&oh=00_AYCHl8Xs7JIVxUCdkR11T-MNpI4XdJYKszoS_NZPMO6-zQ&oe=668DE007

2024-07-04 22:30:03

AI, which notoriously is algorithm-free.
RE: https://www.threads.net/@techmeme/post/C8-ZGYxKSRV
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2024-07-03 22:30:02

I have never been more confident that an app introduced a bug in its latest update.
https://scontent.cdninstagram.com/v/t51.29350-15/449675241_1131565234767714_5333725413009805623_n.jpg?_nc_cat=105&ccb=1-7&_nc_sid=18de74&_nc_ohc=7I0aC1xChpwQ7kNvgEi0dre&_nc_ht=scontent.cdninstagram.com&oh=00_AYA6Ix_UtF0H1_cwY0c6TiT0y8R0EfjyCN260vFaBfiPjw&oe=668BBECF

2024-07-02 15:30:03

I'm no historian but there's a kernel of truth to the idea that Darwin would have used a Mac.

2024-06-30 01:30:03

A lot of people love Shakespeare but I tend to think his work is much ado about nothing.

2024-06-25 20:30:03

Somebody on the fediverse @ mention me.

2024-06-25 18:30:03

Me: Telling people it’s totally fine to put a book down if you're not enjoying it.
Also me: Never being able to put down a book I’ve started and don't like.

2024-06-24 14:30:03

When I ask Claude to translate some code into Swift so I can integrate it into my set of tools.
https://scontent.cdninstagram.com/v/t51.29350-15/449177577_1192639118598762_4944066403385519994_n.jpg?_nc_cat=102&ccb=1-7&_nc_sid=18de74&_nc_ohc=g4nAu03mUuwQ7kNvgGsqBuV&_nc_ht=scontent.cdninstagram.com&oh=00_AYBc-y3gOOIT1zAVjd3njy3eBIeY-6I7FQaCgRQMmKWskQ&oe=667F74AC

2024-06-22 22:30:03

Call me when Taylor performs Not Like Us.
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2024-06-22 22:30:03

LA is basically what if we made everything look gorgeous? New York is an older man shouting WHAT IF EVERYTHING WAS WHAT IT WAS OK?

2024-06-22 22:30:03

Sad this video is only 20 minutes of Kendrick rapping Not Like Us, cause I could listen to it on repeat for three straight hours.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QuKDD_gFMvs

2024-06-22 22:30:03

There's the way Salesforce wants you to use Slack: [600 features]
Then there's the way everyone actually uses Slack: Typing out a bunch of incoherent messages and using search

2024-06-21 00:30:02

I don’t think people discuss enough the fact that Pitbull doesn't sing or rap, he just talks over music with authority.

2024-06-20 19:30:02

Dang, I really liked @perplexity.ai. While we're still sorting out all of the legal matters there's still a line between unknowingly doing something unethical, knowingly doing something unethical, and repeatedly doing something unethical and proclaiming you're acting ethically.
https://www.wired.com/story/perplexity-is-a-bullshit-machine/

2024-06-16 23:30:03

48 hours in the Bay Area (with no time to visit friends, sorry) and I got the one thing I always want, a burrito from @taquerias_elfarolito.
https://scontent.cdninstagram.com/v/t51.29350-15/448471609_399389443103500_436415827332065209_n.jpg?_nc_cat=105&ccb=1-7&_nc_sid=18de74&_nc_ohc=lbT4iyFDaMEQ7kNvgFoV5Oh&_nc_ht=scontent.cdninstagram.com&oh=00_AYDPxHSN3Djp3jTRzqqxXD9rRbG_maeMgmYF-fvC6-yuHA&oe=66755F20

2024-06-16 23:30:03

A fact I've been obsessed with for days is that Pilates is named after Joseph Pilates, a German trainer who originally called it Contrology because you had to control your muscles to spur physical exertion.

2024-06-16 20:30:03

Now that the Smart Stack shows whenever you have a live activity running, I would love to use a digital watch face in the Smart Stack. Cc @apple engineer friends, FB13933685.
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2024-06-14 19:30:02

Why does the iOS 18 iCloud screen say Subscriber Edition when you pay for iCloud+, like some sort of hype beast badge unlock?
https://scontent.cdninstagram.com/v/t51.29350-15/448493030_1860901251054329_5722321788559768737_n.jpg?_nc_cat=102&ccb=1-7&_nc_sid=18de74&_nc_ohc=NvzK6BZsQJQQ7kNvgHrk8ln&_nc_ht=scontent.cdninstagram.com&oh=00_AYDzFfe4a3xKMElsalKP71EbBqSN64XBdYm4krz4Wf-bxA&oe=6672732E

2024-06-14 19:30:02

As is my yearly custom, here are all of the WWDC24 sessions I intend to watch this year. So many interesting things are happening in Swift, SwiftUI, and Testing, but AppIntents powering Apple Intelligence are the star of the show this year.
https://build.ms/notes/wwdc-2024

2024-06-10 23:30:02

This tinting mode is beautiful, undeniably the product of 1000 Nos.
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2024-06-10 23:30:02

SwiftUI on iOS 18 only supports 5 of the 7 horcruxes, this framework is so incomplete.

2024-06-10 23:30:02

I think we're sleeping on the fact that ChatGPT is now bundled into 2 of the 3 biggest operating systems in the world is the biggest WWDC announcement. (And not on Android only because they have their own competitor.)
This may end up being the modern equivalent of Google search being bundled into every browser, and that by 2025 ChatGPT is going to be on billions of devices as pervasively as Google search is available anywhere and everywhere.

2024-06-10 20:30:02

I'm seeing a loooooot of hate from iOS developers about AI integration into Xcode but I think Swift Assist being trained on Apple's latest frameworks is going to make it infinitely more valuable than ChatGPT for writing Swift code.

2024-06-10 20:30:02

Don't like these APIs? I’ve got a handGestureShortcut for ya.
https://developer.apple.com/documentation/swiftui/view/handgestureshortcut(_:isenabled:)

2024-06-10 15:30:02

I'm going to be quarantining in my apartment for the next 48-72 hours, may god help you all as I have nothing else to do but to turn the WWDC shitposting up to 11.

2024-06-10 14:30:03

Whoever gave me strep throat as a wedding gift, you are officially uninvited from our 25th anniversary party.

2024-06-07 00:30:02

Surprised that no one has done an AI models alignment chart, so here you go.
https://scontent.cdninstagram.com/v/t51.29350-15/447916631_972250737642254_6169759609426550243_n.jpg?_nc_cat=102&ccb=1-7&_nc_sid=18de74&_nc_ohc=OhL3zqBlBU0Q7kNvgFcR_ok&_nc_ht=scontent.cdninstagram.com&oh=00_AYBYvc9100bn-DWrJHKt-51A9omR_ChZpxEUKO2MwSSANQ&oe=66682AFA

2024-06-05 20:30:03

Thankfully no customer has powered on their Humane AI Pin in months so this warning only applies to Humane employees.
RE: https://www.threads.net/@techmeme/post/C72T6PiqHyg

2024-06-05 20:30:03

Forget AI features, here at SAP we're launching innovative BI features that power enterprises around the globe.

2024-06-05 02:30:01

I can feel it, this is the year of iPadOS on the desktop.

2024-06-05 02:30:01

Finally a stylus that will hallucinate what I'm trying to write.
https://scontent.cdninstagram.com/v/t51.29350-15/447801976_1232275234846419_5160366246366832583_n.jpg?_nc_cat=101&ccb=1-7&_nc_sid=18de74&_nc_ohc=kMzKXnVU-BoQ7kNvgHjN12u&_nc_ht=scontent.cdninstagram.com&oh=00_AYBWn8db5EbxX3wiNAdXH31OqrgkA2xD72aYVe15nLAjpA&oe=66659478

2024-06-03 23:30:03

Traditionally newlyweds consommé their marriage by eating a bowl of soup together.

2024-05-28 13:30:03

It took until three days before our wedding but I finally had a natural moment to explain to Colleen what mergesort means.
We took an unordered stack of table cards, folded them, and then placed them back into a box sorted by letter. While this was more akin to bucket sort, I used the moment to share a few different sorting algorithms and she finally got what my username means beyond "some nerdy programming thing".

2024-05-26 17:30:02

If Apple does unveil some sort of chat bot functionality at WWDC24 I wonder if they'd plop it right into iMessage. Both to use inside of a chat with friends, but also a special chat or type of chat that you can message to ask something like "what's the score of the Mets game", taking advantage of the prime real estate bundled onto every iOS device.

2024-05-22 19:30:02

Important to have such a well-represented diverse group of white men in tech to oversee the future of AI.
RE: https://www.threads.net/@jimprosser/post/C7R8BRypUZT

2024-05-21 21:30:02

Welp, Maiori just decided that my button down shirt was a scratching toy so now I have to buy a new shirt for my wedding in the next 10 days.

2024-05-21 21:30:02

Tired: Using ChatGPT to plagiarize copyrighted content.
Wired: Using ChatGPT to plagiarize Scarlett Johansson.

2024-05-19 02:00:25

This was a good read, with some really neat and helpful visualizations.
https://smudge.ai/blog/ratelimit-algorithms

2024-05-13 17:30:02

Interesting how Sam Altman was nowhere to be seen during today's ChatGPT announcements.

2024-05-09 17:30:03

Me rn
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2024-05-08 02:30:03

The biggest day for iPad? More like the thinnest day for iPad amirite.

2024-05-08 02:30:03

"You miss 100% of the shots you don’t take" - Me extremely drunk after 10 drinks and counting.